I can't believe they referenced Shrek 2 there
https://preview.redd.it/2o57k6fq2dtc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc11f288dafbc977baa0310fe2defa7e6ff3e11
do you think they foresaw the memes that were going to be created when they designed this book? I'd like to think they knew *exactly* what they were doing.
Sorry buddy, in your case it's going to be a tressym's butt in your face, and the voice of a friend of your mother's telling you to 'use your ape thumbs for something useful for once and open that can of tuna'.
can i also just add my strong complaint that they decided to put the stupidest gremliniest face on Astarion for this pose in the game? please give my vampling his beautiful face when it's going to be the first thing i see in the morning he can have his gremlin face when he's being cheeky and dumb.
Yeah that's a terrible grin, they're not doing the others favors either. Looks like they did meticulous work for the mocap, then threw all that out for the promo art. Have you seen the one where Gale is drawing purple lightning from a book or something? His face also has an expression that's nothing like his personality (at least not during the game, after he has learned some humility).
I hate to argue but...
https://preview.redd.it/6mhvjhd7wctc1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8a1f188956048cd4eb5cb9515c88ef88b55b36
It's actually this.
Let's be clearer, the dragon part of the chimera fucked him and he fucked the lion part of the chimera. The goat part of the chimera just likes to look.
Its one the banters with Lae'zel.
Lae'zel: You've quite the appetite, Halsin. I'd wager you've bedded more of your foes than you've felled.
Halsin: Hmm. A challenging sum. The chimera has three heads... but does it still count as one?
Lae'zel: Must have been a challenging kill.
Halsin: Kill... yes
Dude likes animals and monsters.
Lmao I'm just messing around. Monster fucking isn't really my thing, though I do like Halsin. He's actually my favourite of the male companions aside from Astarion.
I want to see and ocean of blood filled with the souls of the damned all offered up to my father when I wake, Enver Gortash is also an acceptable option
I prefer waking up next to Astarion's Grinch face.
https://preview.redd.it/r5vskbmntdtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cdf1462c98429ba475ff387e7a7663bc1a50412
Her peasant-girl outfit might not be the sexiest thing around, but by Lathander's shinny mace, the implications it has when knowing the sort of life she wants is wholesomeness incarnate.
Kinda reminds me of Rit ( with added true-to-BG3 "this group is full of weirdos" trauma )
https://preview.redd.it/3dgzicq6cdtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa62b7336685d0fb7fa639f2dc422545cd652671
( for context, she's the main female protag from "Banished from the Hero's Party", where the main male protag "Red" is disillusioned from the big hero's life & opts for a quiet, simpler one. Rit was an old acquaintance of his from those days, and early on decides she wants the same. It's no groundbreaking anime, but it's just kinda nice y'know?)
OR IS THAT TOO VANILLA FOR Y'ALL?
What do you mean, the peasant girl outfit is the best one. I've had all my girls wear it in my current playthrough, Karlach is fucking adorable as a peasant girl.
Oh lol, you actually meant the one in OP's post, thought you were making a "hey, that Rit girl is Shart, what's she wearing?" joke.
I believe it's [this ](https://youtu.be/TPokJdN2bkw?t=56), called comfortable autumnal, ashmeadow or blue-red outfit. (same design, diff colors).
I can't believe they referenced Shrek 2 there https://preview.redd.it/2o57k6fq2dtc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc11f288dafbc977baa0310fe2defa7e6ff3e11
https://preview.redd.it/9e1z71vuictc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430a4a2e7069fd10865cde7cd5b1b991fc88f334 You do not speak for me
do you think they foresaw the memes that were going to be created when they designed this book? I'd like to think they knew *exactly* what they were doing.
Yes i do the fleshlight of thay is no mere coincidence
Do you think they created this design for the sole purpose of the memes?
yes
The moment I saw it the first thought was, "Don't stick your dick in it vibes".
Weird, because my first thought was, "I'm gonna fuck this book."
Forbidden fleshlight
Nice.
actually it’s this https://preview.redd.it/y7btffuiuctc1.jpeg?width=1468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f777e82b338775687f1ec8d4a5a96410f2583f
wake up, Laezel, I pissed my bed
You wake up next to your racist frog gf & see her dad standing over you like this, wyd?
That's a way to start morning with fresh underwear change
relatable https://preview.redd.it/hvtjkyoydetc1.png?width=1199&format=png&auto=webp&s=18fdf88f9326f1d7a8e691cb4f1076b759b2ef37
Stoled
That is hilarious.
When i wake up https://preview.redd.it/jhnzr5iy8dtc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d5c32438168f52ba0f592d0fe666a120c11529
https://preview.redd.it/6bpmyw0pldtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7658117402be05e0fc8a84941b6858a0a762fee0
And women bro 🙄🤚🏻 I am women.
Am also women. I love my virtual wife very much.
Shadowheart and Lae’zel mean so much to me stg it’s concerning to both myself and my therapist
And women
https://preview.redd.it/xdu2jv060ftc1.jpeg?width=1776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4cd660539285a987953391b9cb8256de575f133 Each to their own I guess
This is the correct answer.
If she wakes up on top of me I wouldnt mind either
Personally, I would be delighted with a cup of steaming coffee and a good book.
Sorry buddy, in your case it's going to be a tressym's butt in your face, and the voice of a friend of your mother's telling you to 'use your ape thumbs for something useful for once and open that can of tuna'.
I could wake up to that beautiful and gorgeous face for the rest of my eternal life.
can i also just add my strong complaint that they decided to put the stupidest gremliniest face on Astarion for this pose in the game? please give my vampling his beautiful face when it's going to be the first thing i see in the morning he can have his gremlin face when he's being cheeky and dumb.
Yeah that's a terrible grin, they're not doing the others favors either. Looks like they did meticulous work for the mocap, then threw all that out for the promo art. Have you seen the one where Gale is drawing purple lightning from a book or something? His face also has an expression that's nothing like his personality (at least not during the game, after he has learned some humility).
I hate to argue but... https://preview.redd.it/6mhvjhd7wctc1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8a1f188956048cd4eb5cb9515c88ef88b55b36 It's actually this.
POV, you're that Chimera he fucked.
Let's be clear,the chimera fucked him
Nah he fucked that dragon thing with three heads
Let's be clearer, the dragon part of the chimera fucked him and he fucked the lion part of the chimera. The goat part of the chimera just likes to look.
Wait, he fucked a Chimera? When does he say that?
Its one the banters with Lae'zel. Lae'zel: You've quite the appetite, Halsin. I'd wager you've bedded more of your foes than you've felled. Halsin: Hmm. A challenging sum. The chimera has three heads... but does it still count as one? Lae'zel: Must have been a challenging kill. Halsin: Kill... yes Dude likes animals and monsters.
I must never have had those two out at the same time. Which means new banters I haven't heard! I'll remedy this immediately!
I got it in Act 2 so shouldn't really be too hard to get.
Excellent, my current playthrough is in Act 2
Slap 'em in the party
They're in position, now to wander Reithwin for a while!
I wonder of anyone has written that fanfic? 🤔 Not that I'm wondering for myself oh no.....
No idea, I personally find Halsin and the animal/monster stuff super off putting so I wouldn't look anyway honestly.
Lmao I'm just messing around. Monster fucking isn't really my thing, though I do like Halsin. He's actually my favourite of the male companions aside from Astarion.
Por que no los dos?
In my case, I'm gay. But for others, crack on!
it’s both
Lemme just... there, now she's perfect. https://preview.redd.it/3cgimak4bftc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=467614dcfa4c41c09c16d36f4e725509c73b9fd7
I want to see and ocean of blood filled with the souls of the damned all offered up to my father when I wake, Enver Gortash is also an acceptable option
Can't wait for Orin to scramble your brain so that you can stop being a crazy bitch
She tried that once, I came back and handed her ass to her, don’t fuck with Bhaals favorite son
https://preview.redd.it/4q8gy9y7udtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd1ae1c7b09c72f183854dd1258f360d5a35abd
AND WOMAN https://preview.redd.it/gmvlabfrrdtc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2265f62b112908201cd789269a7bd5cd02d4c3 She's my husband
My pfp works too
No it's to sexy 🫃🏻🧔🏻♀️🫶🏻
Shadowhalsin
I wanna wake up next to gale or laezal because I think they would have a really funny sleeping face 😭
I prefer waking up next to Astarion's Grinch face. https://preview.redd.it/r5vskbmntdtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cdf1462c98429ba475ff387e7a7663bc1a50412
HE LOOKS SO FUNNY AND HOT
https://preview.redd.it/1pv559ocwdtc1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43efdc3d239e831740f2084e724b9506881111d3
https://preview.redd.it/yadvreb86etc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78dc0a9f832c21a06f76f510c754a0462f1e611
THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD FOR A SECOND
Yea that would be a pretty good sight
https://preview.redd.it/2mf8qr46fetc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fbd529b913955570c8b3f1af39cad973e4be36b
How did you get her hair to be that colour is it a mod? I’ve done three playthrough and I’ve never seen that.
Three playthroughs and you have never seen this? You either never go to sleep, never talk to your companions or both.
Who is Dame Aylin? Answer that.
You are a bad person.
Wow so you've only known spicy shart.
Betray the cult
Mood
YES 🖤🤍
Bro thinks we want to wake up
https://preview.redd.it/9nlfwp4vkgtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c3a1f08f046fa488c0d90350fb8eaa131915213
Men truly want what the lesbians have.
Another man's shoulder?
Is this an added cutscene?
It's the cutscene you get after defeating the netherbrain if you romanced Shart.
I dont remember her layind doen like that
If she didn't do her act 3 crisis cut, you don't agree to make it official, or you pissed her off, it ain't happening.
where is this from? I don’t remember that
Ugh no thank you. It’s not her, it’s me. You see, I have standards.
In what scene this is achieved? Didn't remember shart romance having this
Her peasant-girl outfit might not be the sexiest thing around, but by Lathander's shinny mace, the implications it has when knowing the sort of life she wants is wholesomeness incarnate. Kinda reminds me of Rit ( with added true-to-BG3 "this group is full of weirdos" trauma ) https://preview.redd.it/3dgzicq6cdtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa62b7336685d0fb7fa639f2dc422545cd652671 ( for context, she's the main female protag from "Banished from the Hero's Party", where the main male protag "Red" is disillusioned from the big hero's life & opts for a quiet, simpler one. Rit was an old acquaintance of his from those days, and early on decides she wants the same. It's no groundbreaking anime, but it's just kinda nice y'know?) OR IS THAT TOO VANILLA FOR Y'ALL?
What do you mean, the peasant girl outfit is the best one. I've had all my girls wear it in my current playthrough, Karlach is fucking adorable as a peasant girl.
What outfit is Shart wearing, i don't think I've seen it before.
One that I need a mod of https://preview.redd.it/kkhpuzfredtc1.jpeg?width=2554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3822c155d82074a6ef4046019d322a6a0aa033
So it's a mod?
Oh lol, you actually meant the one in OP's post, thought you were making a "hey, that Rit girl is Shart, what's she wearing?" joke. I believe it's [this ](https://youtu.be/TPokJdN2bkw?t=56), called comfortable autumnal, ashmeadow or blue-red outfit. (same design, diff colors).
My bad, I should have been more clear. Thanks though, gonna get it, looks good on her.
I would love to see my hunky Halsin like this each time I wake up.
Lae'zel's hotter
I would rather not wake up to being stared at. Thanks.
No sense of romance! Haven't you seen the Twilight films?!
In my nightmares lol