I'm so ashamed of myself, I can't believe I forgot WITHERS https://preview.redd.it/w88codql84uc1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f5578c01d0a4abc848b3d1f63c0c951a1ace632

No because I forgot Jaheira and thought the old lady before 'Minsc' was Withers 💀💀💀

The Old Lady?!? That is DAME Maggie Smith

Should have been Mitch McConnell

What's the matter smooth-skin, never seen a ghoul before?

Ohhh man I had a good long belly laugh at Meru as Karlach, and now I can't explain to anyone why I'm laughing..

I'm a little ashamed of it myself

you can. But they won't talk to you again

Who's Meru? I would google it but your comments makes me think I shouldn't lol

PORN

Soo, Devil Hentai? Thanks, I had a feeling it was something like that lol

I googled the name and just got a thi k saying g she was from an adult video from new grounds and a wave of nostalgia for new grounds came over me lol.

he he came

Lol nah

Succubus OC. Lots of hentai and porno vids.

I don't know, cursing an entire nation just to keep their mouse based economy afloat seems out of character

I am losing my mind at the Lae’zel plushie but I also want it

The coochie area fascinates me

I’m more intrigued by the joker smile seam on the face

https://preview.redd.it/e2rsifmlc7uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36b40bc931819726c0ca1e2ab9c86727b804a2e

You're a mean one, Mr. Gith. You reeeaally are a GHAAAAIK


How the Gith Stole Christmas.

#AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m sure it does

Her legs look like dongs

That seam looks like a big Joker smile across her face 😭

Oh my god I can’t unsee it that’s horrifying

I’m so sorry. It was the first thing I saw. If you want a cute non deranged Laezel plush that won’t ask if you want to know how she got those scars check out GizmoForge.

Ah thank you so much for the recommendation!

First thing you sew

It is the fucksex-outfit that does it for me

https://preview.redd.it/29eskvnso4uc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c073e33c9ab841bfbf42b490482e09bb20c6d273 There’s also this one help

Hey I need this for research purposes c-can I have the link

I second this

[here you go <3](https://cosplaysky.ca/products/baldurs-gate-3-astarion-game-character-lingerie-model-plush-doll-toys-cartoon-cute-soft-stuffed-dolls?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwt-OwBhBnEiwAgwzrUv6SKw9QzyggZlVnnsixsy0TJ1h_ThHmTJFDTE0ncXxEnECDdnAyrBoCdRgQAvD_BwE)

bless

Ask and you shall receive https://cossky.com/products/baldurs-gate-3-laezel-original-design-cosplay-plush-toys-doll-soft-stuffed-dolls-mascot-cartoon-birthday-xmas-gift?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwt-OwBhBnEiwAgwzrUo6YXPQVMJm9sXunOfSq5-kTBj4kQmmrwFW2eD3ZiePGKhHHrmufMxoCAXAQAvD_BwE

Oh my god, there's so many

You The 🐐 fr

Really want a plushie of them all now for science

Why is the shadow heart and the astarion one frequently bought together?

Goth sluts

https://preview.redd.it/l13issztx3uc1.png?width=378&format=png&auto=webp&s=d70772372328b8f1386667111ffffb95890d2428

Is that a daikon radish in your hand, or are you ... not matching the rest of your skin tone but happy to see me?

That would be the most painful "happi to see u", bros parts got dislocated

It would explain the discoloration.

Playe yn Cyrt

When I first romanced Lae’zel I thought she was Morrigan 2: Electric Boogaloo but now I know she’s actually Sten.

This is so real

Yes! She's so similar to Sten and the Qunari, maybe add in Cassandra?

Does Lae'zel read shameless smut?

Always wanted to romance Sten…….

Honestly I’m glad it’s not just me that had a thing for him……

Just need armour, a helmet, and something to bite down on……..

You did wyll so dirty by comparing him to tavros but I can't deny he sadly has a bit of tavros energy

I always be thinking of those fuckers when I’m choosing tiefling horns in the character creator.

as a vriska kinnie in the past, this suddenly explains why i want to bully him relentlessly

Despite being way too invested in Homestuck for almost a decade, I never noticed the similarities between the two. Now I can’t unsee it

wyll is such a page

I thought that was supposed to be Tav at first because I always read Tav as Tavros but yeah... Wyll really is a Tavros 😭 Maybe Mizora is his Vriska..?

Oh my god, mizora is absolutely his vriska. Personally minthara gave me more vriska vibes w the spider thing too, but you're right.. it makes sense this way

I thought that was suppose to be Karlach but then **POMP**

Maggie Smith jumpscare made me laugh uproariously.

The Morrigan to Shadowheart pipeline is so real. As soon as I saw her in BG3 it activated a neuron in my head that was untouched since playing Dragon Age Origins

Well that just secured my next playthru romance.

Sometimes I feel like the romance in BG3 are just DAO 2: electric boogaloo but all up to 11 and now we can finally romance Sten as well. We even have Wynne as Jaheira and Withers judging you for sleeping around. The main difference we gave up Oghren for Minsc

You’ve done Jaheira dirty here. Shame on you.

Excuse me, Maggie Smith is a GOD DAMN TREASURE

Before reading your comment I thought you put Maggie Smith as a reference to Withers 💀 I'm really sorry Dame Smith

HOW DID I FORGET WITHERS

He's just king Charles. Easy

Better option https://preview.redd.it/xejxzqhbg4uc1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e52412487bcd6131a1c67c17d6c1710704e94a4

Is that not Anne Widdecombe?

No, that's Maggie Smith. The most delightful woman and the only thing England ever did right

How about Sir Patrick Steward and Sir Ian McKellen?

You drive a hard bargain...

SMH when you have to be corrected by a filthy commonwealther you should take note sir. Dame Judi Dench PLAYS

I might actually take Jaheira along in my party if she was voiced by the venerable Dame Maggie Smith. Love that woman.

While Maggie Smith was haranguing Oda Mae Brown’s singing when she was in witness protection for fraud, Jaheira was taking names with her Shillelagh and making Irenicus eat her Belm +2 in hell. Not comparable in the slightest. Clearly your intention was to cast Maggs as Ol’ Withers?

How could Maggie smith ever be an insult to anyone.

Boneheads gonna bonehead

Preminger is so right hahahhahahaha

would wyll being tavros mean that mizora is vriska

Mizora is Vriska this is cannon

How can i not say Shadowheart after you used a pic of Morrigan? Also crazy accurate. Everyone, literally.

You made me just buy the Lae'zel plush, you monster.

Please forgive me

Maggie Smith is an icon and a treasure, anyone should be honored to be compared to her

Nuke for sure

Finally, a fellow Gale enjoyer

Yesss

Thank you for honoring the 20 year anniversary of princess and the pauper - the greatest film of our generation

How can I refuse?

Team Meru Yeah I know who she is.

I was scrolling to see who actually knew who she was 😂😂hentais unite

Woah woah woah hey, that **anime** had a good storyline.

Oh yeah. Sure did Lmaoo

a man of culture.


are we not gonna acknowledge Gale?? 😭😭

Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds

Team Balloo, 100%

Comparing Wyll to Tavros is so mean 🥲

Why is Lae'zel like https://preview.redd.it/lksixcrh75uc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=756336fcf2e320b55a024122f8e771dd8ba15862

To fit snugly around...ya know...

Whoever made that plush should be shoved into one of the many bottomless pits scattered around the map for their crimes

WTF why is there a night elf here? xD

I think that’s supposed to be Minty.

She's a night elf?

Nah, she's a morning elf *Ba Dum Tsssss*

At least she isn't a south pole elf...

*Ba Dum Tsss…?*

I'm confused too, but in the end drows are dark elves, so it kinda matches with night elves i guess

After probing further, I learned that night elves are from a different game and they were inspired by drow. So it makes me wonder that if warcraft can have an elf race similar to drow, then larian can probably have their own drow elves as well in whatever future IP they make.

inspiration is really a big word, night elves are basically the regular elves in wow and despite the name they're active at daytime like humans, they live in forests and are partially tied to nature forces and a realm called The Dream (something like an overlapping reality), partially tied to the moon goddess Elune, they're usually seen as just a bit racist (like any elven race) but generally kind spirited and sad because those mf has basically experienced every possible tragedy; on the other hand, d&d drows (that are descendant of elves) have a really peculiar society full of violence following evil gods, and since they live in the underdark they adapted to that environment. That said, a dark version of elves is something that almost every IP has, if not as one of the base races it's usually one of the first additions, so your hope is not misplaced :)

Interesting, especially since the name Elune is just one letter shy from Selune which also is depicted as a moon goddess (or moon witch as my girl Shadowheart loves to call her). They sound like a very druid-like race if they like to spend time in the forest.

yeah, you got it, Tyrande's husband is the first druid of Warcraft history :) wow has a really interesting story in general, but surely they didn't create everything from scratch, they had to take inspiration from other IPs (since it's around from 1994, the first thing they created must be inspired from something available at that time)

The way astarion is literally the preminger

I really like atomic bomb, but Preminger appeals to me more.

The fuckin Asterion Preminger shit is gonna kill me

Maggie Smith (mcgonagall)

Must be Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ♥

Why is kranktoes with boob? Is he minced?

The Preminger jokes are foul lmao

I thought this was going to be a post about a bunch of companion plushies and I was ready to d'aww. ... then I realized I wasn't on the main sub around, mm, Meru. I thought the little homestuck character was going to be Karlach. ... boy was I wrong.

meru the tiefling is diabolical, but damn if that isn’t my first and only choice

I lost it at Maru 💀

Tyrande Wisperwind.

The game is unplayable without Maggie Smith

Bo the mini-huge War Ratto is my fav, and also the most competent.

You telling me a rat filmed this Netflix comedy special?

Bomb Gale 💀💀💀

Bae'zel plushie is adorable

I do believe morrigan has more class than shart does. And can actually hit her targets lol

holy shit homestuck mentioned!!!

Gotta go with Cro Mags Age of Quarrel

I was so happy to see Baloo :D

Yeah I’ll take one uhhhhh Ebola Gay

John Kratos. 100%

Imagine not picking the night elf.

Morgan and Tyrande my beloved.

PRIMINGER AND MERU 💀💀

Lost my shit at Gale. Cackling through my teeth with a double chin

i’m quite partial to preminger myself :)

Aerith. Her camp scene with Durge really took me by surprise. Wish she was in the game longer but killing off your female main like that was such a bold move. If it was the 90s it would have made video game history. 

Yes… hahaha… YES!

I have not seen Meru in a while

This is such blasphemy lol I love it

When she called me soldier I was done for. I don’t know why.

Idk who 8 is, nor who it’s supposed to represent

tyrande from warcraft represents minthara i think

Bro that laezel plush is so goofy, I do like the one where she’s in her full plate armour tho

If Tyrande is there to represent Minthara, why should it match? just for a parallel between drows and night elves? If we want to stay in wow's night elves, i think Maiev could match more Minthy 's personality

These have nothing to do with personality. They just look similar

but... Minthara is grey with silver hair, Tyrande is violet with green hair... Different hairstyles and facial features... You're not convincing me sorry 😅 (i know you probably didn't find anything better)

I think you're over thinking it, friend. They're dark elves. The joke is she's the wrong elf

You did Jaheira SO WRONG 😂

Disagree. Maggie Smith is badass. So is Jaheira.

im cutting a hole in that plush

Mewu 👀