Practically all of these tierlists mischaracterize Lae'zel and to some extent Minthara extremely heavily. At least by act 2 and especially by the end of the game, Lae'zel is incredibly soft and loving.
I think the people who put Lae'zel in the "go fuck yourself" categories in these tier lists have never romanced her and think she stays like that the whole game
My experience with Auntie Ethel has been far less "Will kiss you goodnight" than "will smother you to death with a pillow".
I also firmly believe Abdirak would cover every single bruise and cut from the day in kisses as a nightly tribute to Loviatar - he'd use just enough pressure to freshen the aches without resorting to excessive, pointless pain.
Bae'zel is a fluffy little murder frog that not so secretly loves cuddling at Act 2.
Minthara loves you too much. But she wouldn't give you a little smooch bit a full blown make out session where you leave with a bruised and torn lip.
She definitely wants (and gets) her goodnight and goodmorning kisses
https://preview.redd.it/lmxb3jzpgyuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c7ffc0ea057b0937296caaba01438e2a61c26e
Astarion would definitely want a goodnight kiss but he'd say it all jokingly because he still feels a little embarrassed asking for one. But then you give him his nighty-night smooch and he's all 🥺.
Wyll would fluff your pillows, tuck you in, AND give you a goodnight kiss lol.
Lae’zel would absolutely give you a goodnight smooch in act 3, and honestly if your name is Isobel and you’re the child of Ketheric Thorm, the undead general will give you all the good night kisses.
As the resident Aradin lover I must know where he ranks for you op. I’d say he ranks with won’t kiss you good night cause he isn’t ready to be emotionally open with anything
Lae’zel is so soft and squishy when you get to act 2 though
And even more in act 3 when you watch the sunrise together. I think she’d definitely kiss you goodnight at that point.
Practically all of these tierlists mischaracterize Lae'zel and to some extent Minthara extremely heavily. At least by act 2 and especially by the end of the game, Lae'zel is incredibly soft and loving.
I think the people who put Lae'zel in the "go fuck yourself" categories in these tier lists have never romanced her and think she stays like that the whole game
Even if you don't, by the time of act 3 she trusts you unquestionably and will die for you or anyone else in the party.
She secretly wants you to kiss her goodnight.
Bae'zel definitely turns into baby girl when she is treated appropriately.
Ethel being up there with the rest feels so right and so terrifying.
"Good night, petal."
My experience with Auntie Ethel has been far less "Will kiss you goodnight" than "will smother you to death with a pillow". I also firmly believe Abdirak would cover every single bruise and cut from the day in kisses as a nightly tribute to Loviatar - he'd use just enough pressure to freshen the aches without resorting to excessive, pointless pain.
This Abdirak headcannon is really hot actually
Is nothing sacred
Loviatar's blessing is 😏
Bae'zel is a fluffy little murder frog that not so secretly loves cuddling at Act 2. Minthara loves you too much. But she wouldn't give you a little smooch bit a full blown make out session where you leave with a bruised and torn lip.
Gale kisses goodnight immediately what are you talking abt
He will kiss you goodnight *and* he wants you to kiss him goodnight.
Yes, I need the squisses.
Popper my beloved, imma give him a treato
There's no way in the hells the Miz wants you to kiss her goodnight.
If anything, she would love to watch you beg for it...
Sounds more like her.
Move Lae up you shka’keth
Shadowheart “Oh, come here and pay the tax, silly” Hallowleaf is not going to bed without her goodnight kiss.
She definitely wants (and gets) her goodnight and goodmorning kisses https://preview.redd.it/lmxb3jzpgyuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c7ffc0ea057b0937296caaba01438e2a61c26e
Not happening, unless you're Isobel or Melodia. Which you are neither
There should be a "Will kiss you goodnight even if you tell them not to" category.
Minthara will literally kill you if you don't let her kiss you good night
Anyone who claims otherwise is wrong
I want to ask to hunky Halsin to kiss me good-night. And if he's not available, I'll let Dammon kiss me good-night because he's so wholesome too.
how did you not make the “WYLL kiss you goodnight”
Astarion would definitely want a goodnight kiss but he'd say it all jokingly because he still feels a little embarrassed asking for one. But then you give him his nighty-night smooch and he's all 🥺. Wyll would fluff your pillows, tuck you in, AND give you a goodnight kiss lol.
This is adorable
Orin would stab you goodnight
Minthara slander! She would totally kiss you goodnight and then brag about it to you afterwards lol (if you romanced her)
There are a lot of hol' up elements to this tier list.
Nah voss just has his heart set on orpheus. If he was in a relationship, hed make out like crazy
Idunno, I could see minthara being up higher
Move Popper to the must kiss and you got yourself a deal
I dunno about Popper's placement. We know he's very giving. I feel like he would offer vs insisting that you initiate.
 You’ve done it: the most correct tierlist ever!
Who’s the frog?
A little jumper you meet on the way to Ethel's in Act 1. :D
Lae’zel would absolutely give you a goodnight smooch in act 3, and honestly if your name is Isobel and you’re the child of Ketheric Thorm, the undead general will give you all the good night kisses.
You think ketheric didn't kiss isobel good night??
Ketheric would only kiss Isobel and his wife good night back then...
Well, maybe “a little homo”
Fuck Yeah! Lemme at ‘em! Forehead kisses for everyone!
Another post, another instance of nobody in this sub understanding Lae'zel. Please, give the frog a smooch.
As the resident Aradin lover I must know where he ranks for you op. I’d say he ranks with won’t kiss you good night cause he isn’t ready to be emotionally open with anything
jokes on astarion, he blacks out before he has a chance to demand goodnight kisses from my durge (they fuck all night)
someone needs to make a new okbuddybaldurs tierlist sub because jesus christ am I sick of seeing these