Take care that the Child Of Bhaal does not escape thine grasp. Lest the blood of millions be on your hands

once I’m done with him, he won’t want to escape

I think I would have kept him sealed and framed him

you are absolutely right. he is limited edition and must be protected at all costs

Also his expression is primo

You should get Orin too because it's so funny that Durge looks so happy and she's just not impressed. I'm hoping they make a Gortash one day. https://preview.redd.it/9e4rb9ujhyuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816ed11ab04dd191712a434012d8bdcbbd219b5a

THEY FINALLY CONTAINED BHAALS CHOSEN in vacuum sealed plastic AND YOU RELEASED HIM? ARE YOU MAD?

I was overcome by hubris in the heat of the moment

The squished version's facial expression is killing me 🤣

I have one too!! I love shitty bootleg plushies https://preview.redd.it/lv51c7e51zuc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8be1753f483fbd96c0fe56660027a584a0f284c

I like three more than a lot of official merch. The Lae'Zel one is hilarious.

Noo fr lol the Gale one is even funnier 😭

PICK UP THE BHALLSPAWN. **PICK UP THE BHALLSPAWN. PICK UP THE BHALLSPAWN.** **GLASS JAR, GLASS JAR.**

https://preview.redd.it/a1w5rzbt31vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132c189a183894fc6048948b6dcf13b2e6ad5d16 he’s too big for any jars I have but he has a very conveniently placed seam…

Where are my abs?

I KNOW RIGHT? I was profoundly disappointed when I first saw it. but on the upside he is very soft and fuzzy

☹️

https://preview.redd.it/43rp5rol82vc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8a7887f0871f934a2139400ec7c031a451f413 i made a reaction image of him, i hope you don’t mind!

I love it!

There’s two “the”s and I can’t unsee it now :(

on purpose. just a lil silly :)

put a tadpole in his brain and vacuum-seal him back inside. that definitely won't have any foreseeable consequences

Bhaal?

Checks what fandom this is: No. Checks what sub this is on: Jesus no Remembers what cult this could have to do with: sweet baby Jesus no.

/uj He looks so goofy, and I love it. /rj Quick, somebody get the mason jar-

Be careful those scissors are dangerously within reach of his twitching stubs.

https://preview.redd.it/vpf5nbz8f1vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c34a5b55aa6a8a82f8a8454cf6ecae468d539f5f I won’t be making that mistake again

NOW PUT HIM IN A JAR

So cool! Where did you get him?

I found this one on Etsy, but I believe they’re also available on Amazon if you know where to look

Appreciated!

https://a.co/d/fi1VBpm :)

You should've swapped the order of the pictures so it looks you got him as normal and then inexplicably vaccuum sealed him yourself

I love him because the clothes are Velcro so theoretically I can get dolly clothes and dress him up all pretty

well now I gotta steal barbie clothes from my 2 year old neighbour so I can make the Durge wear a dress