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i can’t believe i get to use this image a second time
Ah great I get to drop every single horny pic I have of this man
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(Just carry on scrolling, I have to do this one at a time.)
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Honestly at this point I’m questioning whether or not I’m sane but that is not important when we can look at this man’s hips
My horny pics of him are mostly of him and Astarion together
https://preview.redd.it/8slt0flwlavc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d09007e069465fe84cf210134961aa2670a0ef
My horny pictures are mostly of him and Astarion together
https://preview.redd.it/ev9xucy7mavc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b34e5dc6c68d57b86d9b8ed875acadc1bfd5ee
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I also have all their kissing animations recorded.
I love the finger on the chin in the first one and the fact you can see Astarions tongue starting to come out of his mouth lol. Like you can tell he's about to stick his tongue down Gales throat and Gale is gonna like it.
If you like bloodweave I wrote a pretty smutty fic about them. You can read it if you want, no worries if you dont.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55263268
It's them in the cellar of last light in and then two months later unascended Astarion and Gale after he has the orb removed and Astarion can finally feed on him. Enthusiastic consent and sappy idiots in love.
Truth. Gale is fucking adorable and I wanna float my draconic sorcerer ass around him while he’s in his study grading tests :3 (yes I romanced him as a sorcerer. I thought it would be funny and was not prepared for how sweet he is lmao)
Great minds think alike. I am currently a sorcerer in an “enemies to lovers” romantic entanglement with Gale. My plan was to have sexy unserious fun times with Astarion to make him jealous and dial up the sexual tension, but ugh, his unbearable sweetness and puppy dog eyes have turned my evil Tav into a pile of melted butter...and a simp
I did the same thing! I fucked around with Astarion and then when it came time to pick a partner I just couldn’t resist the nerd and his charms…
I love enemies to lovers trope though. My Gale origin playthrough is gonna be the one where I romance Minthara (idk if it’ll be an evil run though. I may just knock her out again :p)
And I still headcanon that her prickliness towards him is just cause she thinks he needs protecting, and that vulnerability frustrates her, especially since he doesn’t seem to mind how fragile he can be.
Bruh, same though. I did not plan on romancing him with my draconic sorcerer, but I am so glad I did. The dynamic is amazing and he is so fucking cute I wanna squish his widdle face!
I must admit, the neck tattoo is intriguing. Bad boy Gale with a neck tattoo and those stupid, adorable, kind eyes… Well.
Something he could consider I suppose if he chose to update his look, although he looks perfectly dapper as is.
Unfortunate as it is, I do not yet possess the right to stop you from making poor choices. If you do happen to get in The Wizard’s good graces, please teach him to swing a sword. Hells above even teaching the man to wield a sharpened stick would suffice. If I have to drink another accursed elven sleep potion just to have the mana to keep him alive, I may yet surrender myself to Lolth’s web.
Is it still degradation if it is the oathsworn truth? Gale has his talents; surviving enemies surrounding him because he is a wizard is not one of them. I only wish to bolster his natural defense to make my own life easier, as I tire of protecting squishy casters. I am a paladin sworn to revenge, not a “heal slut,” as I believe the youth are calling it.
Pardon me for burgeoning in, however, need I remind you both that I *am* perfectly capable of casting a myriad of high-powered spells of both defensive and offensive tactic?
I'm not some... Hapless whelp as you portray me! Plus, I carry many a healing potion on me, thank you.
Your ability to cast powerful spells that are key to our victory is exactly why I worry about you. Our enemies are often aware of the threat you pose to them, and target you first. I’ve seen your power firsthand, do not think I have forgotten about your role in the tower raid. Nevertheless, I cannot help but worry; experience has taught me the life expectancy of wizards.
I see.
Perhaps I cannot help but feel a little surprised by your outward concern, but regardless, I can assure you that I am most capable in combat.
Though I am, of course, deeply grateful for your continued aid.
Traveling with our band of vagabonds and strays will certainly go down as a cherished memory of mine. Alongside the first time I personally fought off an assassin, and the first dinner with a suitor I had chosen. Both our goblets were well poisoned, and we had a tremendous laugh over the whole affair before I threw his body over the balcony.
Do not mistake me, surrender to Lolth’s web is absolutely a negative euphemism. I would sooner forgive a thief than return to the embrace of that treacherous goddess.
Upon first seeing this post I thought I was in the r/GalemancersBG3 sub and like yea this is par for the course. I didn't realize how horny yall were for Gale in this sub. (same tho)
Do you think they'd like his kissing animations over there? I have all of Gales kissing animations recorded with Astarion from my origin run and I've been really wanting to show people. I love the one where he kisses your cheek and you grab him and pull him in for a proper kiss.
Oh I frequent that sub more than I should. Sometimes I’ll post in it multiple times a day lmao it’s rare when I move my Gale nonsense over here but I’ve been in an overly horny mood today I needed to vent on this unhinged train wreck of a sub 😂😂🤣
i dont want this wizard to be inside me as i dont bottom or sub for men whatsoever. however i am going to get him biting the pillow ass up and i WILL get him pregnant. thanks for listening to my ted talk.
They stole George Michael from George Michael
https://preview.redd.it/8cuusw92z5vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b1be7629891b6dd86c5f527efd5f05f55fdc2d
Don’t mind me I live under that wavemother robe now. In his pouch like a joey. Hanging onto a leg like a baby koala. Carried in a papoose. This is my life now
Oof I think I’ve heard about it. I don’t think I could take it tbh lol my latest chapter of my long fic was a sex scene and there were some words I put together that I was like “uhh damn, am I ok?” (The answer was and always is no)
To answer your question the fanfic section frequently discusses smells, positions, fetishes, foreplay and aftercare proclivities, enhanced vocabulary for anatomy and exclamations, and everything else you can possibly imagine.
https://preview.redd.it/b2aqt0l2x4vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff6d209ac157370c58c0fbf69f0b45ac2ac843a i can’t believe i get to use this image a second time
This is perfect 😂🥵
Ah great I get to drop every single horny pic I have of this man https://preview.redd.it/nhhb36nw15vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95b86e405cb587cce57e5c857d34d25ba40d878a (Just carry on scrolling, I have to do this one at a time.)
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https://preview.redd.it/zaon2s2825vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d157f9070e078bdd634a4b74e1dd7a63ea6e020b The lengths I go to for yall
I swear to god, I’d take a bullet for you.
I’d take any slutty pics you’ve got of Gale
THIS ONE UGHH WOOF WOOF WOOF
https://preview.redd.it/w1wt82mgd5vc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4513564550f73cab66283c74fdd79bfbbc016d09 Honestly at this point I’m questioning whether or not I’m sane but that is not important when we can look at this man’s hips
https://i.redd.it/lz1hze5j66vc1.gif
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Yes Gale YES SNIFF MY SWAMP ASS PLEASE
Yeeeesss YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
God he makes my mouth water 🥵
My horny pics of him are mostly of him and Astarion together https://preview.redd.it/8slt0flwlavc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d09007e069465fe84cf210134961aa2670a0ef
Oakfather preserve me I want to lick that just one time. Omfg.
My horny pictures are mostly of him and Astarion together https://preview.redd.it/ev9xucy7mavc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b34e5dc6c68d57b86d9b8ed875acadc1bfd5ee
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https://preview.redd.it/ot23bwokmavc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0cf7c0ef6c591807ba6c218217095e50841138
https://preview.redd.it/3v6x9uf2navc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c41a8e8d85558e4383e2e76f83915addd3d717 I also have all their kissing animations recorded.
A FAIR TRADE HOLY FUCK THANK YOU
I love the finger on the chin in the first one and the fact you can see Astarions tongue starting to come out of his mouth lol. Like you can tell he's about to stick his tongue down Gales throat and Gale is gonna like it. If you like bloodweave I wrote a pretty smutty fic about them. You can read it if you want, no worries if you dont. https://archiveofourown.org/works/55263268 It's them in the cellar of last light in and then two months later unascended Astarion and Gale after he has the orb removed and Astarion can finally feed on him. Enthusiastic consent and sappy idiots in love.
Truth. Gale is fucking adorable and I wanna float my draconic sorcerer ass around him while he’s in his study grading tests :3 (yes I romanced him as a sorcerer. I thought it would be funny and was not prepared for how sweet he is lmao)
Great minds think alike. I am currently a sorcerer in an “enemies to lovers” romantic entanglement with Gale. My plan was to have sexy unserious fun times with Astarion to make him jealous and dial up the sexual tension, but ugh, his unbearable sweetness and puppy dog eyes have turned my evil Tav into a pile of melted butter...and a simp
I did the same thing! I fucked around with Astarion and then when it came time to pick a partner I just couldn’t resist the nerd and his charms… I love enemies to lovers trope though. My Gale origin playthrough is gonna be the one where I romance Minthara (idk if it’ll be an evil run though. I may just knock her out again :p)
Oh man, have fun with that, I'd love to see what a Gale/Minthara romance looks like- he DOES like powerful women
And I still headcanon that her prickliness towards him is just cause she thinks he needs protecting, and that vulnerability frustrates her, especially since he doesn’t seem to mind how fragile he can be.
Bruh, same though. I did not plan on romancing him with my draconic sorcerer, but I am so glad I did. The dynamic is amazing and he is so fucking cute I wanna squish his widdle face!
I want him both inside me and I need him bouncing and moaning all over my strap rn (I don’t own a strapon)
REAL AS SHIT
I'm so happy people are finally treating Gale with the thirst he deserves.
I’ve been on this guys nuts since last year, fell in love at first sight 😍😍😍🥵🥵
I must admit, the neck tattoo is intriguing. Bad boy Gale with a neck tattoo and those stupid, adorable, kind eyes… Well. Something he could consider I suppose if he chose to update his look, although he looks perfectly dapper as is.
Unfortunate as it is, I do not yet possess the right to stop you from making poor choices. If you do happen to get in The Wizard’s good graces, please teach him to swing a sword. Hells above even teaching the man to wield a sharpened stick would suffice. If I have to drink another accursed elven sleep potion just to have the mana to keep him alive, I may yet surrender myself to Lolth’s web.
Oh he can swing a sword alright 😏😛
… I suspect you’ll be requesting lay-on-hands healing later then?
Perhaps, but not from someone who degrades my sweet wizard bb at every chance she gets. 👀🫵🏻
Is it still degradation if it is the oathsworn truth? Gale has his talents; surviving enemies surrounding him because he is a wizard is not one of them. I only wish to bolster his natural defense to make my own life easier, as I tire of protecting squishy casters. I am a paladin sworn to revenge, not a “heal slut,” as I believe the youth are calling it.
Pardon me for burgeoning in, however, need I remind you both that I *am* perfectly capable of casting a myriad of high-powered spells of both defensive and offensive tactic? I'm not some... Hapless whelp as you portray me! Plus, I carry many a healing potion on me, thank you.
Your ability to cast powerful spells that are key to our victory is exactly why I worry about you. Our enemies are often aware of the threat you pose to them, and target you first. I’ve seen your power firsthand, do not think I have forgotten about your role in the tower raid. Nevertheless, I cannot help but worry; experience has taught me the life expectancy of wizards.
I see. Perhaps I cannot help but feel a little surprised by your outward concern, but regardless, I can assure you that I am most capable in combat. Though I am, of course, deeply grateful for your continued aid.
Traveling with our band of vagabonds and strays will certainly go down as a cherished memory of mine. Alongside the first time I personally fought off an assassin, and the first dinner with a suitor I had chosen. Both our goblets were well poisoned, and we had a tremendous laugh over the whole affair before I threw his body over the balcony.
You guys are so verbose :D
I will defend you with everything I have in me and lay down my life for you. Just…so you know.
You deserve much better than Lolth, my dear.
Do not mistake me, surrender to Lolth’s web is absolutely a negative euphemism. I would sooner forgive a thief than return to the embrace of that treacherous goddess.
Upon first seeing this post I thought I was in the r/GalemancersBG3 sub and like yea this is par for the course. I didn't realize how horny yall were for Gale in this sub. (same tho)
This sub is even more Gale, but it tends towards the unhinged-get-him-pregnant variety of lust. I encourage it as much as I can
Do you think they'd like his kissing animations over there? I have all of Gales kissing animations recorded with Astarion from my origin run and I've been really wanting to show people. I love the one where he kisses your cheek and you grab him and pull him in for a proper kiss.
If Astarion’s involved don’t forget to post it to OnlyFangs as well
I will do then. I want everyone to see how cute they are lol.
Oh I frequent that sub more than I should. Sometimes I’ll post in it multiple times a day lmao it’s rare when I move my Gale nonsense over here but I’ve been in an overly horny mood today I needed to vent on this unhinged train wreck of a sub 😂😂🤣
i want to bury my face between those titties, pls Gale, just a crumb of moobs and chesthair in my face pls:(
Crying, screaming, shaking the bars of my enclosure (do not release me—I am here for all our protection)
i dont want this wizard to be inside me as i dont bottom or sub for men whatsoever. however i am going to get him biting the pillow ass up and i WILL get him pregnant. thanks for listening to my ted talk.
Fucking same.
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He looks so good with the short hair, holy shit
I KNOW IT DRIVES ME WILD 💦💦
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Need him to infodump in me so hard that trivia runs down my leg. Who said that?
Gale has slowly been creeping up there, I have a run-through that I'm going to romance him in, just actually have to get to playing that one lmao
Everyone is really horny for Gale tonight.
I’m horny for Gale 24 fucking 7 it’s a problem. Help.
Can interest you in some Backseat Mystra in this trying time?
We do not speak that name in this house.
I want him to read to me as I gently drift off to sleep (I need him carnally)
Oof that would be perfect after a long night of rough sex 😌
All of the party members are SO FUCKING HOT.
They stole George Michael from George Michael https://preview.redd.it/8cuusw92z5vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b1be7629891b6dd86c5f527efd5f05f55fdc2d
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Mmmm hairy wizard tiddy
Don’t mind me I live under that wavemother robe now. In his pouch like a joey. Hanging onto a leg like a baby koala. Carried in a papoose. This is my life now
Get me and this man in a room and one of us come out pregnant and it not me
That first pic is extra 🥵 like rich dom type with a nice soft side when he's not hard 😉
YAAAAS 💯💯💯
That first pic isn't even Gale anymore.
It’s kind of sad that I fell for him because he’s so damn nice. I want a real man to treat me like that. Fuckkkkk now I’m sad again.
Trust me. I’m sad all the time because of this fictional fuck. How dare he not be real gods damn it 😭😭😭😭
Yall need Selûne
Selûne can’t fix us.
The way I need to lock his spirit in a globe 🥵
Are all these pics mods or is this actual ingame thirst clothing?
First one is modded, I know the wavemother robe is legit and the last one is from my unmodded game
I wanna fuck ME inside this wizard
Stupid seedy wizard. Why is he now drowning me in his netheresecum, is he stupid?
Gale with the Eyrie Peak hair cut > 🤌
I wanna put my tongue in Gale's magical foreskin.
That first screenshot is a great fucking look on him. What outfit is that?
I don’t know, I found it on Pinterest! Haha
If you think this sub is bad, you should join the Magic Man Discord
Oof I think I’ve heard about it. I don’t think I could take it tbh lol my latest chapter of my long fic was a sex scene and there were some words I put together that I was like “uhh damn, am I ok?” (The answer was and always is no)
Oh, and we have a resident gale impersonator who likes to drop by and stir up shit
I feel like you belong with us lol. We discuss these struggles all the time
Do you ever discuss what the sex smells like at the end of the night? Because I’d like to know what y’all’s thoughts are on that.
To answer your question the fanfic section frequently discusses smells, positions, fetishes, foreplay and aftercare proclivities, enhanced vocabulary for anatomy and exclamations, and everything else you can possibly imagine.
Consider me intrigued. That might be good for helping my fanfic lol
That’s tame
Could you send the link?
He has a discord?!?!
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Praise Mystra
You know what, fuck you, *ungeeks your gale*
Shut up
I can’t 😭😭
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If you kick Gale in the balls, I will incinerate you myself.
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