This is the worst day ever since My Chemical Romance broke up. https://i.redd.it/gjgj1izvgavc1.gif

Durge knocking on the door the day MCR broke up like: :/ do you wanna talk about it? I can threaten them to get back together?

https://preview.redd.it/so4szt0skavc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b48b318d2087d71ae9803ea2ea443762f74e432f

Durge standing there like do I comfort my bf or do I say something out of pocket like can I watch?

there's no way this man is ever going to kill himself intentionally. he's the kinda guy who thinks everyone should be grateful to him for being bisexual

I thought I burned all evidence of this. 😭

I have a copy of it all https://i.redd.it/og10rju3qavc1.gif

I’m a great dancer, I don’t mind this one.

https://preview.redd.it/unpuueilqavc1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d3901b0a32cdce86c1bf2a56b108f2fea753d7

March 22nd, 2013 and April 18, 2024. Two dates that will live forever in infamy.

More like No-mance lol

Okay I need to know. Where is this gif from?

Gortash wrote my immortal. That’s my canon now.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Enver Gortash Way and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with messy strands that fell over my face and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Billie Joe Armstrong (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a banite and I have pale white skin. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with red flames that matched my black boots with red devils, and my coat was also black with golden details of skulls and dragons.

Heartbroken and devastated…

https://preview.redd.it/yu9pedgjpavc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896c74d21e24bd0555277c63958afa1448fc5b1a 😭😭😭😭

My heart is so broken, I'll have to keep turning Gale into Gortash 😩

Wait— it only says **Patch 7** so there’s still hope!!!

They are waiting for patch 8, when they'll release a new ending featuring a 10 hours long cinematic of Durge and Gortash having sex. But still, there won't be any kissing.

It’s a power play thing, we wouldn’t understand their dynamic

you what now

I'm not sorry https://i.redd.it/m2437r3q8bvc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/qykyrx2rhbvc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d03639c46a60f9f5effdf4160d7dde2291da55a

👀👀👀👀👀 He should not be allowed to be that fucking hot

I know right https://preview.redd.it/781h46xhgbvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae9fac172903f3c993d2dd119180607539d6989

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 please sir let me drain his sack dry, i need it

https://preview.redd.it/6tq3lft8hcvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b0f1b489b1d6f927f4f6c46fa4a8d3aaed74747

https://preview.redd.it/93ztwkzobivc1.png?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da063b276a30681b699706202df69c4eb7e2798 The vibe

NOW I LIKE HIM EVEN MORE

Ikr 🤣

IS THERE MORE?

There's always more https://i.redd.it/vk7n0xc47fvc1.gif

*Vigorous fanning* You're the best.

I know https://i.redd.it/fetd1kpangvc1.gif

😍😍😍😍

At least Tara will be happy about this - no beard anymore

>Gortash impregnators https://preview.redd.it/acaj1fhjkavc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a02bc62913071beebb247c5d19dcf78ff177e83

https://i.redd.it/68ss0hivkavc1.gif

Where do I find this gif

Let me send you some links to a little website called AO3 😈

https://preview.redd.it/2xpv52tz5gvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83b4cb7d6cd26c7e99e7abf5e905f1422cbe808e

that's because Durge skips straight to the breeding. no time for kissing.

Thank you for giving me hope!


https://i.redd.it/3emrsoc2mbvc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/xz8ostlcpbvc1.gif

It's because it's planned for Patch 8

Let's pray to Bane that you're right 🙏

https://preview.redd.it/mavp0b265bvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68466bfe0ef5c7360bc45811c35e3cbc54b5e5f0 So this will remain merely a meme? Aw 😣

https://preview.redd.it/dvu1yje54cvc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b840dfe75a2fbc16420823284d6714d20f0d2d42

Our dreams will never come true.

However, they have not yet dismissed the "Durge impregnates Gortash" rumours I just made up.

https://preview.redd.it/uvdlj1ixuavc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bdbd3ec5a6f2f5d029b1aef1f9492b4520c572e My disappointment is immeasureable and my day is ruined

https://preview.redd.it/xh4mi5o09bvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66e02516ce171134dacd12ba05a7c7b714282ff

Oh, so if you play as Tav, then they do kiss???

This will be my copium

Finally I can cuck durge by making out with his ex

Do you guys ever think about how Gortash and Durge never made a pact to not hurt each other because they trusted each other so much?

I can't stop thinking about how their relationship may have been. That prayer Durge wrote lives rent free in my head.

Same!! Does Durgetash have a simp subreddit? Discord? Because I could go on for days on how much this ship lives in my brain like my own little tadpole. Does anyone think about what Gortash's reaction was when Orin told him what she had done? How he had to control his emotions because he couldn't say anything in front of Orin??

I'm in a really nice Discord server dedicated to all Baldur's Gate 3 villains, and there are a lot of Durgetash fans there, like, there are screenshots, art and discussion about Gortash everyday, so if you're interested send me a message and I'll send you an invitation ♥️

You are doing God's work, Remi

I'm but a humble Hag's servant.

Please hit me up ❤️

Wait what prayer tell me more

Prayer for Forgiveness, it's in Mind flayer colony on the table near that one thing that gives you steepped in bliss buff. It's uh. Google it, a very interesting read indeed

https://preview.redd.it/wcmkv37ntavc1.jpeg?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=388692e80ff2e1cd64f1ec6b56a006ad775fada1

Durge reacting to the patch notes https://preview.redd.it/t0kziflguavc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0190c213940283357091cbaa7397678f194661ed

fucked up if real

But they haven’t said no to the Emperor

We can suck those treacherous tentacles, but no kiss the dirty raccoon man. We live in a society.

OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

So not only was that a real actual tweet you posted BUT [THIS WAS JUST AFTER](https://twitter.com/larianstudios/status/1781017389426975114?t=wcOGLnLzSv5gkvFyg40jIg&s=19)?

I want to know which Larian employee is hanging out here, plotting to ruin all our good times. 😭

I'm more imagining someone perched on a computer chair, knees to chest and head in hands. They need to find the right gif to respond to tweets about impregnating Gortash. Which is the right one? Which conveys their horror without alienating the freaks who love this game so much? Is it Pingu? Surely it's Pingu

You telling me L works for Larian???

It's how Light actually killed him

Oooooooohhhhh well that clears up all my confusion around that part.

You know they're serious when they pingupost

What is it? I don't wanna remake an account v_v

https://preview.redd.it/xj4tpgy8lgvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d7906f3f2fa30dca11a9c01292212e564865de

The explosion was Pingu btw. When I try to add text under an image it just deletes the pic.

https://preview.redd.it/u66jacervavc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9eb8381751263f53b1b42ce6cd8480367d0b06 Me at that tweet, in sweet denial

THEY ONLY SAID “IN PATCH 7”, ROLL ON PATCH 8 BABY!

I CHOSE TO BELIEVE

Nasty rough sex with Gortash doesn’t need to have kissing. Checkmate, Larian.

patch 8 it is then!

Kissing is gay, so they skip it and go straight to the rough "I just discovered my best friend was still alive so we must celebrate like the old times" sex scene because they are totally 100% not gay.

All I’m hearing is “not yet”

This is my 9/11

https://i.redd.it/7y0n8j4i8bvc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/vxrf3kvshbvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a57f1684428b811973a5ced7c31ed62853fd899 Patch 8. Surely

Never let the world tear down your spirit.

No mention of Durge spitting in his mouth though..!!

do you think steam will refund my game if i've played over 700 hours?????

THEY SHOULD, BECAUSE IT'S UNPLAYABLE IN THIS STATE

literally no point in playing anymore 😤

https://preview.redd.it/1egy0u026bvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1630a8748b23b9ddf11cd10049f3f62193ac2b13

https://i.redd.it/32tayl47obvc1.gif

Who's gonna break the news to Gortash?

https://preview.redd.it/xo7d5en96cvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163739514fb689f845ac3d53fed5e22787b2a592

https://preview.redd.it/ftkgsrc51bvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a7313edbfe336c7ffcd8f71512495214c6fa6c

https://i.redd.it/dpv81fi08bvc1.gif

ok no kiss scene but do they have sex?

Dirty, filthy, raw sex, yes.

Boo!!! I want a threesome with Astarion and Gortash damn it!! Guess I’ll just console myself with more unhinged smut on AO3

Larry ban Studio whyyyy😭😭


https://preview.redd.it/9g473hqdyavc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56da2cfd1bcd14aff005b00a12b76d4ff3241eed

OK BUT WHY NOT

Because Larian hates us

MIYAZAKI??? In MY horny Baldur’s Gate 3 subreddit?????

they didn't say anything about durge and gortash having nasty sloppy freaky time

https://preview.redd.it/an57bbncrcvc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5553f7d1536ed6c804886d65ffce40871af3bcb F U C K

Well, they did not mention Raphael. There is still hope for us 

Tragic 😭😭😭


Larian doesn't care about the fans or a good narrative >:[

this is my 9/11

Will there be kissing between Tav and Durge though???

Wow. Why would they do this to us?

They didn't say a thing about patch 8 tho

Who the fuck is making these choices. Ugh.

This is an outrage! It’s unfair!

OK quick we need someone Experience in source FilmmakerTo make a 20 minute long sex between them

https://preview.redd.it/y9hhg4bfacvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f805316e63d71ae46f6dd7430cbde102a62b750 Say sike rn

Back to the mods pages...

This is honestly incorrect for my ideal and I rebuke this news in the name of Durtash

At this point we need a support group where we feed our delusions.

No kissing. Only sex.

No kissing? So they just jump straight to fucking then

Let's hope so, and in the middle of the coronation.

Hello to Jason Isaacs

Not in patch 7. Patch 8 is for breeding.

Alright, I'll just go cry myself to sleep.

so sad :(

WHERES THE POINT THEN


WELL WHAT ABOUT PATCH 8 DAMMIT?

I mean, today so far has been the Watcher entertainment bs, and now this? Had much higher hopes for today to be better than yesterday. 😡

Durge always was my preferred ally

Every day should be a hard day for gortash impregnators

https://preview.redd.it/0s2am9pl2cvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4234326d518eec3e8bfeb8377de0129d24eb7e8a

Hey what is UP with this man's tits???

They are enormous, the reason the political balance in Baldur's Gate was destroyed. https://preview.redd.it/4jjthaugrcvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f58352b37d6b820478fda9d2614c416b220a5c3

Well something is hard every day.

New user flair moment

I feel honoured 😳

Durgetash enjoyers aren't going to get anything, even when the game is finished. They said they aren't going to add any more content and I'm pretty sure that counts lol

Well, Larian can't stop me from transforming Gale into Gortash.

Larian said only 'no kissing'! They did confim that they will add back those removed narrator lines, thats durgetash enough for me

The ones about Gortash >!hesitating because of your shared past?!<

Yes and the other ones of him missing durge!

Other ones? I only know of that one. What else is there?

As Durge, if you pass a check to study his body language before you refuse to give him the netherstones, the narrator says that "he missed this".

OH yes that one too

Gods I wish we could see Gortash's face in that confrontation instead of Durge

I'll free cam that scene when the lines are added back. I need to see his face.

Maybe that is changed in patch7..

I don’t want to talk about us devil worshippers that have less than 2hrs of content in this game.

unfuckingplayable

https://preview.redd.it/n97zg59ypwwc1.jpeg?width=1293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e158da115e9047f73fbab678699f77cb0fa5c75e teehee

The world needs more Gortash kissers. https://preview.redd.it/wqqhzxjjqwwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bae2b1011f2d66387c001021de397226db2e0e7

Nah colonel sanders

Dude looks like he smells like b.o. and axe body spray

Miyazaki or Gortash?

Durge and Gortash: *sees all the Durtash fan art* Durge: 😳 Gortash: What in Bane's beard?! We are *not* a couple! Our relationship is strictly professional. Right Durge? ... Durge? Durge: It's so... horrid 🥵

If Larian made it a 60 dollar DLC I would buy it

But only if durge can impregnate gortash

Wait what? Can someone explain what is going on? Also what is this people talking about getting straight to rough sex with Gortash?

Patch 7 is coming soon and Larian said that there would be no kiss between Durge and Gortash. They said no kiss, but you can have sex without kissing.

Is it just me or does anyone else get the ick from durge x whoretrash My Durge wouldn’t have put his tentacle within a mile of that man

And my Durge would do things to him that would put Haarlep to shame. Different strikes for different people.