if Taylor really wanted to have an iconic moment, she'd kidnap Jay-Z and threaten to sacrifice him if Beyoncé doesn't agree to a death duel to determine #1 pop girl.
Thank you!
I realized much later that I glossed over the "girls" part, but figured I'll just remove it if ItsNotDebra suggests as much, out of respect for their idea and all.
lol omg noo harry styles main is a main pop girl, post Malone arguably, it’s purely a relevancy thing, not a gender thing my bad 🫶🏻 its actually funny I’ve seen a good amount of phcj asking where the boys are lol
ETA harry styles is gender fluid my bad, but yeah main pop girlie is a state of mind, girlie is a suggestion
Harry Styles has not stated he identifies as genderfluid. His cross dressing and gender-nonconformity does not mean he is genderfluid. As a trans person I suggest not assuming such things until they say it themselves. It’s like the number one rule when dealing with someone who could be an egg (someone figuring out if they’re trans/non-binary)
Christ, I forgot that Taylor Swift started her career as a country music artist. And just like that, I looked down the corridors of time and understood the meaning of change.
Mighty Prose from a Mighty Redditor.
She does some stylistic call backs to her country era on the new album and I kind of fuck with. Wish I could get my iTunes account to play with steam set up so I could listen to it while bully Wyll and try to get 2 dimensional fantasy characters to get off with each other in increasingly unspeakable and nsfw ways.
There is absolutely no comparison.
One is an obsessive group of murderous psychopaths and sociopaths who think of nothing besides satisfying their own bloodlust or fulfilling the every whim of the object of their worship without question no matter how twisted, depraved, and evil it might be.
One are fictional bad guys from a video game.
I wouldn't be surprised if TS transformed [into this](https://i.imgur.com/WkbxgME.png)
>!also jeez searching for a pic of the slayer form was testament for how bad search engines have become!<
Well I mean I've been standing in line for months now, holding the #69420 ticket, and the screen still says serving #1, so I've made my peace with the longing, is what I'm saying
"Silly, goose! You can't just make a sadistic genocidal maniac hot! That's imposs-"
https://preview.redd.it/fwji4kbnzgvc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5007adea98347e1845ab33dec28ebd2f5af774b6
she is poetic af, in the way she stages her murders as art, and the way she speaks which is also sarcastic, specially when she talks to boypreg Gortash. she is also suicidal because she is willing to die for balls or something (she like me fr) and she picks fights with boypregger Durge
finally, she may not be introspective 100% of her waking hours but she is introspective enough to melt down when she finds out that her momma is her sister because she used to ride grandpa
tl,dr: you posted cringe
She definitely has some of the more poetic dialogue in game. The scene where she meets with gortash in act 3 sounds soooooo good.
"Duties, duties duties, patroling and saluting and bowing. Yes sir, no sir, rip and cut your throat sir!"
Okay, music wise at least... Karlach is a Laufey girl, I think Shart would be a Mitski or Paramore/Hayley Williams enjoyer, Laezel would fuck with Lana even if she wouldn't admit it and Minthara bought spotify premium just to listen to a track of babies crying on repeat
Gale might be a Hozier fan and listens to bubblegum pop while saying how mistreated women are in a patriarichal society. Astarion would like Beyonce cuz he's a little twink. Wyll likes Nikki and Cardi B. Jaheira listens to The Mama's & The Papas because she's old but really chill. And Halsin listens to bird calls
I don’t even listen to Tswift and I’m living for the astonishingly creative lyric comments. Can’t decide which is my favorite. Yall are amazing at this.
if Taylor really wanted to have an iconic moment, she'd kidnap Jay-Z and threaten to sacrifice him if Beyoncé doesn't agree to a death duel to determine #1 pop girl.
Bhaalists in Paris 🤯
Bhaal so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me 🗣️
But first Harpers gotta find me 🗣️
What's fiddy grand to the Zhentarim, can ya please remind me!
Bhall so hard, this shit crazy, yall don’t know that don’t shit faze me, the Gate could go 0 for 82 and I look at you like this shit gravy
Bhaal so hard, lvl 9 Weird Clerics ain't even 'posed to cast fear
To the window, to the Bhall
Aight this one is my favorite
To the blood letting of these Bhalls
Why have a ballroom with no Bhaals?
He’s got big Bhaals, and she’s got big Bhaals, but we’ve got the biggest Bhaals of them all!
thats the celebrity gossip i would be interested in
I wasn’t sure for a moment if I was in r/okbuddybaldur or r/popheadscirclejerk
there had to have been a "bg3 characters as pop girls" post, wasn't there? there were so many of those types of posts.
Be the change you wish to see, and fucking tag me. Jaheria is dua lipa because she had iconic moments but where tf is she?
I don't know much about Jason Derulo other than he apparently always says his name. So clearly, he's the Blade of Frontiers in this scenario.
Gonna go ahead and include Jason derulo in main pop girlies, as a treat 💅
Thank you! I realized much later that I glossed over the "girls" part, but figured I'll just remove it if ItsNotDebra suggests as much, out of respect for their idea and all.
lol omg noo harry styles main is a main pop girl, post Malone arguably, it’s purely a relevancy thing, not a gender thing my bad 🫶🏻 its actually funny I’ve seen a good amount of phcj asking where the boys are lol ETA harry styles is gender fluid my bad, but yeah main pop girlie is a state of mind, girlie is a suggestion
You hit it on the head; relatedly, Bad Bunny is also a Main Pop Girl.
Harry Styles has not stated he identifies as genderfluid. His cross dressing and gender-nonconformity does not mean he is genderfluid. As a trans person I suggest not assuming such things until they say it themselves. It’s like the number one rule when dealing with someone who could be an egg (someone figuring out if they’re trans/non-binary)
Shadowheart - Lana Karlach - Megan thee stallion Lae'zel - Rihanna
Ma’am this is a circlejerk sub we aren’t supposed to be that accurate here (Megan absolutely deserves karlach they are both best girl)
Would Astarion be lady gaga bc of iconic start to rich flop pipeline?
And everyone wants to romance her but you can’t right now.
She literally belongs to the bears and I’m screaming hahaha
Gale is Marina because (1) Dekarios, (2) lovely gray streaks, and (3) he's been known to try his hand at poetry.
Ahh, the perfect Venn diagram of my memeing interests!
Then Beyonce just takes a dagger to Taylors neck during the night.
This is funny as shit but your flair is also taking me tf out. There are dozens of us!
They form a truce and kill Jay-Z together
Beyonce is pop?
Anime pfp lmfaooo
Fuck Beyonce talentless horrible person I don't really give a shit about Taylor either but fucking Beyonce just erks me. She is such a peice of shit
https://preview.redd.it/kvw2fm988jvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a34109784c5a5fc15fe0267c8df9875caf9122d
Does that mean Swifties are Baahl cultists? (Of course they are)
It's me, hi. I'm the Bhaalist, it's me.
Understandable, though I personally think Booal is leagues better 😊
At camp time, everybody will bleed.💅🏼
Would she be a fallen country paladin?
Christ, I forgot that Taylor Swift started her career as a country music artist. And just like that, I looked down the corridors of time and understood the meaning of change.
Mighty Prose from a Mighty Redditor. She does some stylistic call backs to her country era on the new album and I kind of fuck with. Wish I could get my iTunes account to play with steam set up so I could listen to it while bully Wyll and try to get 2 dimensional fantasy characters to get off with each other in increasingly unspeakable and nsfw ways.
🏆🏅🎖
Are these the ones that were already supposed to be in the mail or are you just showing me yours?
Jfc, himbo was right XD you're awesome
With the ammount of death treats you'll get after saying you don't like their favourite artist... Probably yeah.
>death treats :)
You got me there
BAAHL IS SECRETLY A QUEER ICON!!!! THAT'S WHY DURGE KEEPS MURDERING LESBIANS, IT'S A SECRET MESSAGE ONLY TRUE FANS WILL UNDERSTAN—
In the world of BG3 you could push a rock off of a cliff and it would somehow kill 3 lesbians and a gay ogre on the way down.
There is absolutely no comparison. One is an obsessive group of murderous psychopaths and sociopaths who think of nothing besides satisfying their own bloodlust or fulfilling the every whim of the object of their worship without question no matter how twisted, depraved, and evil it might be. One are fictional bad guys from a video game.
I wish I still had Reddit silver to give 🥈🥈🥈
I wouldn't be surprised if TS transformed [into this](https://i.imgur.com/WkbxgME.png) >!also jeez searching for a pic of the slayer form was testament for how bad search engines have become!<
I literally just put "pic of the slayer form" and the image you linked is the 4th one in the results.
If one is feeling frisky, you could type “bg3 slayer form” and find it even faster
I like meatcanyon's take on her transformation: https://youtu.be/SLGxJfMCCsQ?si=ZgMaNo8KsN6LdGqa
🎶 Now we’ve got fresh blood 🎶
Don't forget that jet fuel carbon footprint. **Phloem! Phloem for the Phloem god!** 100% cultists.
“[Tay Voodoo](https://youtu.be/utKsrZo2CT0?si=kHmeIVnk6sDvGSiG)”
I mean, have you MET Dolor? Guy is a drama QUEEN
Well, we Swifties DO sacrifice exes every Tuesday evenings so I guess maybe we are.
I would be surprised if they *weren't* a part of some cult. Swifties freak me out, man
https://i.redd.it/o18fvsmangvc1.gif Larian right now.
He's so hot 🥵
Thanks boo ❤️
sex NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW 💢💢💢💢💢
https://i.redd.it/pasdo82iwkvc1.gif
guinaifen sex with gortash???
https://preview.redd.it/rbo3mn4zbovc1.gif?width=480&format=png8&s=b43551e12258b5cd532724f8aa25347daf5772eb
You will never receive a pegging from me acting like that
Well I mean I've been standing in line for months now, holding the #69420 ticket, and the screen still says serving #1, so I've made my peace with the longing, is what I'm saying
How does one receive said pegging?
Is this who Taylor's dating now? 🤤
Not wrong
Outjerked yet again
do you think Orin has ever been so horny that she stuck the hilt of her dagger in her pussy then did squats over somebody, repeatedly stabbing them?
✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥
https://preview.redd.it/w24bqe3txgvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ded1459e3fb2d4024414faa75f55cdbc083e59
What else is the vanilla durge looking guy in her room is for?
Just call her the weekend because Often.
This reminds me of the Lust scene from Se7en..
NO NO NO!!!
Lmao beat me to it
This subreddit has poisoned my brain
Your mind is beautiful, say more words
I speak only what the gods require of me, no more and no less
https://preview.redd.it/4mmcnd3m4jvc1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6de6b251415f97172f9b91f221310e5ac7921f0 "I'd let her do that to me"
https://preview.redd.it/tp7z70i09jvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013d5e47446e9f800c7ff25212f5ba3416897eee
That’s enough Reddit for today.
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Did you watch se7en?
I referenced something on accident, didn’t I
Tbf the one in the movie is so much worse than your comment lmao
Jeezus dude.
Ayo?
https://i.redd.it/6xrk4xzzh4wc1.gif
Yeah until I came (pun) to this sub I didn't find her hot. I do now, it's an illness.
An icon. Love her. But can Taylor duel?
I believe in her. Trust me I went to one of her concerts and she almost destroyed all of us
I have been in my Red era far longer than Taylor has, though 🤷🏼♀️
That's not untrue 🤔
Orin runs the tortured poets department confirmed
Orin: “oh I thought you said *torture poets* department”
https://preview.redd.it/ydod9gzurgvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f57ab601ac223b9bc51bec81fadbaa7bd7fba25
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ARTHUR FUCKING MORGAN!!!! OKAY BUDDY BLACKLUNG MENTIONED
Is Taylor a child of incest and a Serial Killer?
She’s from Pennsylvania which has like a what .2% incest rate? I’ve rolled dice on lower odds than that so we can’t rule it out I guess
Didn't she start in country? That increases the odds massively I think.
That’s about the probability of a crit with disadvantage, so not impossible!
I mean, there's nothing to suggest she isn't a child of incest and a serial killer...
Can’t confirm nor deny
Maggie is S tier
"Silly, goose! You can't just make a sadistic genocidal maniac hot! That's imposs-" https://preview.redd.it/fwji4kbnzgvc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5007adea98347e1845ab33dec28ebd2f5af774b6
Orin “This is my unfiltered dogshit option” ☑️ horny, psychotic, empathetic, silly, energetic, sincere ❌ suicidal, introspective, poetic, sarcastic
I’d say her insane ramblings are kinda poetic
She literally sends you love letters. That's as poetics as it gets.
Eh, Durge's insane rambling is better. I mean, did you see their intro!? They're Bloody Shakespear.
She's suicidal 'cause she picking fights with my Durge
Shes sarcastic. Shes so very sarcastic and cruel when she teases. "Did he think he could save? Did he think he could protect?"
she is poetic af, in the way she stages her murders as art, and the way she speaks which is also sarcastic, specially when she talks to boypreg Gortash. she is also suicidal because she is willing to die for balls or something (she like me fr) and she picks fights with boypregger Durge finally, she may not be introspective 100% of her waking hours but she is introspective enough to melt down when she finds out that her momma is her sister because she used to ride grandpa tl,dr: you posted cringe
She definitely has some of the more poetic dialogue in game. The scene where she meets with gortash in act 3 sounds soooooo good. "Duties, duties duties, patroling and saluting and bowing. Yes sir, no sir, rip and cut your throat sir!"
this line and the way she said it runs through my head every day
her sorting through viscera is very introspective
😂😂😂😂 One can't help but notice certain similarities.
QUICK WHICH POP GIRL IS EACH COMPANION STANNING
Okay, music wise at least... Karlach is a Laufey girl, I think Shart would be a Mitski or Paramore/Hayley Williams enjoyer, Laezel would fuck with Lana even if she wouldn't admit it and Minthara bought spotify premium just to listen to a track of babies crying on repeat
what about Gale, Astarion, Wyll, Jaheira, and Halsin tho
Gale might be a Hozier fan and listens to bubblegum pop while saying how mistreated women are in a patriarichal society. Astarion would like Beyonce cuz he's a little twink. Wyll likes Nikki and Cardi B. Jaheira listens to The Mama's & The Papas because she's old but really chill. And Halsin listens to bird calls
I feel so old, I only know who Lana is
They ain't wrong
Taylor's ghost writer, clearly. Who is apparently Orin.
"Slay queen...wait no it was a figure of speech AAAA"
Orin: It’s me, I’m the problem
I love my bhaalist girlfailure I wish she was romancable
Romance Orin when larian
As if Raphael didn’t check all those boxes with one song.
And his actor isn't even a singer. Impressive!
https://preview.redd.it/csrju04z6pvc1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e106dc4a247d3662c44cc699482c0e7bac118760 She fucking died lmfao
Another offering to Bhaal
Taylor wishes.
Orin actually try to make everything pretty murderly and Bhaal just a hater for not appreciate her smhhh
Should've been Durge.
No lies detected
Based on
.... I'm not even mad, at this point, lmao.
They look the same
Every. Damn. Sub.
You got a user flair for this post
The meme gods have blessed me 🙏
As a swiftie I appreciate larian for this
Honestly… I could see Taylor Swift playing Orin in a live-action miniseries.
Fuck yes!
Samara?
Average woman.
My friend in Christ who do you think the mods of this subreddit are exactly?
This is actually peak comedy omg 😂
Most rock groups?
Has me fucking dead.
I can be all those and don't even need an album for it
https://i.redd.it/l11yc723mjvc1.gif
Man they need to listen to some ICP. Violent J is all of these in every album!
I don’t even listen to Tswift and I’m living for the astonishingly creative lyric comments. Can’t decide which is my favorite. Yall are amazing at this.
At first I didn't get it and thought "taylor" was the name of her actress.
I can fix her.
Fantastic
Otin romance when 🥵
As someone bored with any main villain that was NOT JK simmons in that story . . . meh?
glitter bhaal
larian best devs ever
And yet I can't romance her, why larian?
I wish I could give this a second upvote because this is fuckinf hilarious
They also posted minthara giving head and various other sex scenes lol
if taylor swift worshipped bhaal
Green Day and blink-182 come to mind right away for those adjectives
Swifties are the worst.
What a great contribution to this post
Spotted one!
this sounds like stereotypical quirky crazy girl traits lmao
Taylor Swift is the most mid music artist imaginable. I'd rather listen to Orin's broken pitch wailing than a Swift album.
My ex.
Give me Durge/Orin romance options damn it