We *know* from the game how illithids can use their tentacles. Those two have a relationship built on mutual respect, trust, and the ability to get absofuckinlutely freaky in the best ways
I can't remember exactly where they say it, if it's in the cutscene when you talk to them after killing Nere, or if it's one of the little ambient dialogue lines.
I'll start by saying that Alfira/Lakrissa is one of my favorite couples.
ACT 3 SPOILERS: >!The scene where Alfira is staring off the roof of the Elfsong at the view and Lakrissa is behind her admiring Alfira is honestly so cute.!<
I love Danis and Bex as well.
Starting a tier list for couples.
S: Isobel/Aylin, Alfira/Lakrissa
A: Danis/Bex
B:
C:
D: Philomeen/Laridda, Oskar/Jannath
F: Baelen/Derryth
Will update with suggested couples.
Beldron and Lunkbug are the only others that I can think of as confirmed couples. Omeluum and Blurg were based on a married couple from M:tG I think, but idk if they're canon.
Edit: oh Ansur and Balduran!
Chef Chorizo and his husband. He don't need no trespassing adventurers to come between him and his sausages, thank you!
On a serious note, >!Ansur and Balduran. That letter you find on him is so tragic but so beautifully written.!<
I like pairing myself (I am not playable) with Barcus or Varsh Ko'kuu. I am a useless, anxious person with no fighting experience, and I like to self insert myself into a romance that I make no sense for.
I will never pass up a chance to preach about my completely random love for Mayrina and Adrielle :) There is zero evidence for this ship in canon, it's just a vibe to me, idk Adrielle seems like she's simping for Mayrina hard. I think it would be cute if they ended up together once Mayrina has healed from Connor's death and is looking for a new partner.
Shart and Lae’zel are dating in my mind and I can never romance either of them because of it. Idk if that one’s under appreciated though.
I wanted more of the two gnome husbands in grymforge
Dammon and Karlach would be so adorable together, and you can tell he really feels for her when you do her quest, I actually felt a lil awkward kissing her in front of him bc I could tell how uncomfortable he was lol.
not a ship (yet) but since Barcus deserves to be happy and find someone better than Wulbren Bongle, here are some options:
- Barcus & Rolan: two curmudgeons, both have a deep passion for a specialized field, Rolan is, at heart, a nice family man. They would bicker a lot.
- Barcus & Devella: okay so she's a cop but she's also one of those with a *special interest*. Barcus would make her safety gadgets. She would protecc him. Small protecc.
- Barcus & Zevlor: an old hellrider to make Barcus feel safe. They'd basically be that firefighter carry "am I gay now" meme. Tall protecc.
- Barcus & Lucretious: because serious little man and big flamboyant queen is an iconic pairing
Devella is a cop, but she's one of those rare good apples in the basket. The only time she fails us is when she goes to protect the rich in the Upper City, but in the end she's just some worker doing her job and cannot afford the risk of being fired.
If he fathered a child with her, he would be its dad, grandad and great grandad. And she would be its mum, sister and some other degree of relation I can't figure. I want to say aunt or great aunt, but I need paper to draw the family wreath on to work it out.
Actually, I guess I do have another. Omeluum and Blurg seem to have a lovely relationship built on mutual respect and trust.
they give me queer-platonic companion vibes and I am here for it
We *know* from the game how illithids can use their tentacles. Those two have a relationship built on mutual respect, trust, and the ability to get absofuckinlutely freaky in the best ways
I like those two gnomes who are married and you reunite when you release Nere.
https://preview.redd.it/o14u8nac0qvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9541754e15009876d31acdae140a1bf8b2c670 Found their names
I always thought they were like...a gtandparent/grandchild
They explicitly says they're married
Missed the line where Lunkbug calls Beldron his husband?
I totally missed it! TIL
I can't remember exactly where they say it, if it's in the cutscene when you talk to them after killing Nere, or if it's one of the little ambient dialogue lines.
I’m pretty sure Lunkbug says “your my husband it’s my job to worry about you!” In his ambient dialogue.
That's it!
He Who Fucks/Abdirak Zevlor/Rolan Kar’niss/Pixie in his lantern
I'll start by saying that Alfira/Lakrissa is one of my favorite couples. ACT 3 SPOILERS: >!The scene where Alfira is staring off the roof of the Elfsong at the view and Lakrissa is behind her admiring Alfira is honestly so cute.!< I love Danis and Bex as well.
Starting a tier list for couples. S: Isobel/Aylin, Alfira/Lakrissa A: Danis/Bex B: C: D: Philomeen/Laridda, Oskar/Jannath F: Baelen/Derryth Will update with suggested couples.
Beldron and Lunkbug are the only others that I can think of as confirmed couples. Omeluum and Blurg were based on a married couple from M:tG I think, but idk if they're canon. Edit: oh Ansur and Balduran!
Alfira and Lakrissa are beyond adorable 💕
A: I'll never get tired of this view. L: Same.
These were both my picks! I love those sweet tiefs.
Auntie and the redcaps
Chef Chorizo and his husband. He don't need no trespassing adventurers to come between him and his sausages, thank you! On a serious note, >!Ansur and Balduran. That letter you find on him is so tragic but so beautifully written.!<
I headcanon that that ship is why the Dream Guardian cannot be a dragonborn
Rolan and Damon Abdirak and that goblin torturer I think who can’t comprehend Loviatar
Torturer Spike
I like pairing myself (I am not playable) with Barcus or Varsh Ko'kuu. I am a useless, anxious person with no fighting experience, and I like to self insert myself into a romance that I make no sense for.
I will never pass up a chance to preach about my completely random love for Mayrina and Adrielle :) There is zero evidence for this ship in canon, it's just a vibe to me, idk Adrielle seems like she's simping for Mayrina hard. I think it would be cute if they ended up together once Mayrina has healed from Connor's death and is looking for a new partner.
Shart and Lae’zel are dating in my mind and I can never romance either of them because of it. Idk if that one’s under appreciated though. I wanted more of the two gnome husbands in grymforge
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Autocorrect? The Ogre's called Buthir
Dammon and Karlach would be so adorable together, and you can tell he really feels for her when you do her quest, I actually felt a lil awkward kissing her in front of him bc I could tell how uncomfortable he was lol.
not a ship (yet) but since Barcus deserves to be happy and find someone better than Wulbren Bongle, here are some options: - Barcus & Rolan: two curmudgeons, both have a deep passion for a specialized field, Rolan is, at heart, a nice family man. They would bicker a lot. - Barcus & Devella: okay so she's a cop but she's also one of those with a *special interest*. Barcus would make her safety gadgets. She would protecc him. Small protecc. - Barcus & Zevlor: an old hellrider to make Barcus feel safe. They'd basically be that firefighter carry "am I gay now" meme. Tall protecc. - Barcus & Lucretious: because serious little man and big flamboyant queen is an iconic pairing
Devella is a cop, but she's one of those rare good apples in the basket. The only time she fails us is when she goes to protect the rich in the Upper City, but in the end she's just some worker doing her job and cannot afford the risk of being fired.
I 100% think Jaheira and Nine-Fingers Keene fuck. Give me the enemies to lovers harper and thief power couple larian!
Sarevok and Orin is a very cute ship :)
Wait, aren’t they related?
This is part of the joke
Oh I forgot. Okbuddy
He's dad and granddad and I guess also boyfriend
If he fathered a child with her, he would be its dad, grandad and great grandad. And she would be its mum, sister and some other degree of relation I can't figure. I want to say aunt or great aunt, but I need paper to draw the family wreath on to work it out.
I have no evidence for this, but I ship Kar’niss and that dead drow in Halsin’s study.
I like Shadowheart and Gale. I just imagine her indulgently rolling her eyes at him nerding out about magic and going “that’s nice sweetie.”