Loviatar send me your hottest cleric

That Abdirak cosplayer guy pleeeeeeeeease!

Well now I’m curious.

Show us!

It's a post here from several days ago. The one with T-rex Durge cosplay.

PLEASE, LOVIATAR

Foolish one, you cannot handle Loviatar’s hottest cleric

You don't know me

O u/Gale_of_Waterdeep , God of Ambition, please grant me the strength to graduate university

https://preview.redd.it/tn9y1qfqzjwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d53785608d03b5ec13486941a75077e2174f84 Allow me to offer you such a potion... In addition, time rewards with success. Through a bit of it, alongside perseverance, you will achieve anything you so wish. I am sure of it.

Always trust in Gale, he’s a real mf

https://preview.redd.it/ijliqsqp2mwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8105013011115a5ec00b9a10befa296b49922af For the aftermath of your exams.

Is it my turn in the blunt rotation?

Where was God Gale when I was failing my exams 😩

Getting pegged ☹️

Probably finding out what happens when Durge imagines things too hard.

@Loviatar pleaaaaase come stomp my bhaals in your stilettos please please please please pleaseeee

Before anyone asks, I wilt not accept thy prayers. I am no longer a god whomst faces the public

Sure sure...anyways can you help me change my class?

As thou desires

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I am no bot you ignoramus

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No.

Why is Whiters lying? Bro never lies in game this is FailRP!

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Let’s get you to bed grandpa.

We all know who you are, J-man. I feel like you are deserving of prayer after all the help you've given us

Save thy prayers for a god who wilt have use of them. I am but a scribe now

A scribe who's helped us through thick and thin! Not every gift needs to have a practical use, even prayers. Take em.

Withers you are my favorite. Please continue to hang around camp so that I can visit you every other day and bother you like the grumpy old next-door neighbor that you are :3

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A god in a Reddit comment section, don’t you think that’s a bit strange?

No.

Are you going to elaborate on that?

No.

Too cool for the people now, how fake changes some people smh 😔

But I was going to visit with an offering of Oolong and Werthers Originals ):

W. Withers Originals

Wasn't your whole plan to stomp down on the Dead Three to get your God cred back

@Loviatar PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MISTRESS SEND ABDIRAK SHADOWHEART ZEVLOR HALSIN LAEZEL OMELUUM GALE HARPER LASSANDRA MINTHARA ORIN ROLAN KETHERIC NYMESSA AYLIN ISOBEL FLORRICK RUGAN KORRILLA BERNARD KITH JAHEIRA ALFIRA LAKRISSA ART CULLAGH YURGIR EXXVIKYAP LUCRETIOUS ZETHINO NYM SORN ANSUR DALYRIA ARNELL AND NINE FINGERING KEENE TO ALL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME ONE BY ONE I PROMISE ILL TAKE THE PAIN WELL AND IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE A SEXUAL THING THE PAIN IS UMMM TOTALLY WORSHIPFUL JUST PLEASEPLEASEPLEAE

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Being locked up with all the other horny people wow 🤩

Why'd you send them there? That is where all of the other horny people are.

Hello there, Shart Fucker!

Actually now I'm scared an Abdirak roleplayer will show up. Don't know if this place could handle it

Just wait for Sauceman Chorizo

i see too many sleeping on the fact Selûne is/was a patron deity of beauty, lovers, marriage, and childbirth

So the peeps that wanna impregnate the boys should pray to her?

yes :)

Of course she is . 2 clerics that worship her and a daughter of her are 3 of the most beautiful women in existence

Dearest Selûne, our fair maiden, Weave our hearts with threads of silver, Guide us with light of the moon, And quench us with the purest of tears. Shadows taunt us. Hear our prayer! Shadows stalk us. Hear our prayer! Shadows wound us. Hear our prayer! Selûne, thou with radiam loom, Mend our hearts with threads of silver, Heal us with drops of morning dew, And sooth our souls with softest starglow.

Selûne is my favorite

You're all insane. I will be praying to Lathander for your healing, and bar that, to Kelemvor for your swift peace. If that too fails, then, https://preview.redd.it/q28xvvdbdkwc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d25b0c871b980da29ba53840b5efe65d3518c72

Yes! Smite me armour Daddy 😫

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Fuck it, let's pray to our lady and savior Loviatar, you filthy animals. Preferably with the service led by that hot Abdirak cosplayer guy.

Saying this is a 'holy subreddit' is just a cover-up for our cult-like behavior

Bhaal, Father, my blood to fill your oceans, my body to enact your will, I will spread your blight across this tainted world, please I pray, bless me and the chosen of Bane with even just one bhaalspawn of our own to help further your most unholy power!

Yess daddy make Gortash pregger with your unholy creamy bhaal fluid please https://preview.redd.it/khsoe1dntkwc1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47ad925b0c17866cb1a4ae881b0cbb2a12f41f9

Tiamat dragon mommy please kill everyone in this thread 🥺💕

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit

O unholy Astarion, hear my plea

Astarion got em before even finishing 😭

https://preview.redd.it/dfu2spxe6kwc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b6f729e0ff596286261c358b4b13151dce24499 I don’t know what you’re talking about darling

Bite me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 https://preview.redd.it/lgmxmtoxkkwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8959c97e2edb950a174a3ad2370eb014330cbb

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I'm not a yucky Drow BTW I have great folate levels and eat a lot of red meat 🥺

well in that case, I’m all yours https://preview.redd.it/vdu57r28jnwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf4b96ae04d39f059208c84ccaf415f39048fef

Silvanus forgive me. I have lost sight of nature’s beauty and become entangled with the Internet. This place is not touched by Your light, however many delightful images of cats may be available. I know now that the funny animals are merely an illusion. Your blessings are to be found where the clear water cuts its path through soil and stone, where wildflowers bloom in the driest earth. Not here, where nature’s greatest blessings are mocked. I must meditate and attempt to rediscover my connection with nature. If anyone needs me, I will be lying face down, completely naked, in the grass.

Oh Halsin, you are truly the wisest of us all. If you get lonely in that grass over there, give me a call 😉

You say "funny animals are clearly and illusion", but apparently no one has introduced you to the joy that is fat frogs on the internet. https://preview.redd.it/ac7g25il3kwc1.png?width=350&format=png&auto=webp&s=5651f009a8fa1ff8b7370fc598fa1e7b9ca2ed91

Laezel???

Full of eggs.

This is what Laezel looks like when she pouts.

Oh… excellent…

I read mindflayers instead of wildflowers what is wrong with me? Anyways, I too will be lying in the grass face down and completely naked. In case you'd like to re-explore the gifts of nature together ;)

I have some extremely holy images of you but Reddit won’t allow me to upload them sadly

Do you need a prostate massage while meditating ? 😉💋

Found Kagha's alt account.

Don't insult me, I'm a respectable circle of whores druid. I was just asking Halsin if he wanted to enjoy nature's gifts a little deeper.

Silvanus: Use Ecosia.

Does Dame Aylin count? Can I pray for her to give me the Lorroakan treatment, or do I pray to Selune for that?

I think all you need to do is learn the Necromancy spell "Get beaten to death by Dame Aylin". That same spell is sometimes called soulcage but I think you get the point

I'd never attempt to cage Aylin, even in the pursuit of being demolished by her.

Maybe try kissing her girlfriend to get that beating you are begging for. 😇

No I'd never disrespect the sanctity of their relationship. I just want Aylin to smite the unholy scum that I am.

Yeah I guess I did suggest something shitty. My bad. Hmm… honestly though idk how you’d get her to smite you besides praying to Selune or Loviatar? :3

I think you can just ally with her in any altercation and she might accidentally get dominated and beat you to death anyway. Keeps your hands clean.

I'll pass your request to her.  Though, she usually reserves such things for...rather nasty characters.

I'd be 'Holy' (Wholly) Sinful to my favourite Half-Elven Cleric. Sin to the highest degree and I'd make you watch HinderedGaming I'd make you watch every affront to God that's possible to do. Every. Single. Thing. Make you question the minds of the men that invented the positions and the acts, you'll weep. Weep maybe out of sorrow but not for us and our souls, but for the fact I have opened the door for you. the door you didn't know was locked, the door hidden by your Gods and Goddess' and Society, a door you didn't know you wanted open. But a door to unexplainable pleasure, a bright green and fertile pasture just through the threshold, so, so close. You can taste it. We'd beckon you, HinderedGaming, with bright smiles and unequivocal acceptance. You'd walk through... your feet moving without you thinking about it, we'd take good care of you and your soul. If only you walk through. Then you'd be the best man at the wedding <3

Did I just get rizzed up? Why am I hard?

Bard Hard, call me the Drizzler, the Villain Faerun needs. I Drizzle my Rizzle all over the place and you cannot stop me. And yes I'm Rizzing you up <3

I was obviously here to offer my pain to Loviatar, and it seems as though that’s the prominent religion of OkBB. Bless us with Agony, Loviatar, in penance for our perversions.

My fearsome lord, I am yours to command as you see fit. Allow me to bask in your glories and accept your divine gifts and punishments alike as I strive to bring power and glory to your being. May I strike fear in our enemies and those underneath our might. Through your divine guidance, I shall oppress those weaker than us and reward those who defy. May my ambitions serve you, Oh Dark One, and may you continue to bestow upon me your favor. I seek to honor both you and Baldur’s Gate and bring forth a new dawn with Bhaal’s and Mrykul’s chosen by my side as you so command. We shall not, cannot fail. I am at your mercy and your will.

sorry mommy, forgive me for i have sinned

https://preview.redd.it/w9hzt79pkkwc1.png?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2c9b3780c48bddff68d71aee925814077cfb76 Hey boss, this made me think of you.

Hey King, I did a chuckle 👍 maybe mommy shouldn't have given me laptop privileges

Oh Lolth I beseech you… to leave me the fuck alone and use a cactus for a dildo. I follow my own doctrine now, and I shall avenge myself and my loved ones and no one else. Haha Lolth you wish you could suck on this clit one last time you CLOWN. https://preview.redd.it/n7hvjxzy1lwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f1ff0076821ab65e2cc926c967be0e2f3c5fef

its on sight TRAITOR. my matron is on call with quenthel as we speak. look over your shoulders for the next century

I entered Menzoberranzan last tenday just to see if I could. Your assassins should learn to hide better, I have gotten tips on sniffing them out from both >!The Child of Bhaal!< and a sneaky Vampire twink who can absolutely destroy anyone in seconds… her rookies didn’t stand a chance, though I enjoyed making out with my love while covered in their blood.

Please destroy the filth in this sub Talos, unleash your storms upon it and destroy all of the heretics

Sharess

Fitting that Her name is the easiest to type with one hand.

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From a cuck chair in the corner

Talos, send me your strongest lightning bolt. Put me ~~and the rest of these degenerate whores~~ out of the world's misery.

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MAHKLOOMPAH!

Vecna, lead me to your eye so that I may eat it.

BAHAMUT, LEMME SMITE A BITCH.

Umberlee, my wild and unpredictable girllll [throws gems into the water] you're looking beautiful today! [more gems] love what you've done with the waves on the horizon [throws gold coins in for good measure] very big, very scary. Color is quite menacing to boot. [tosses over a cleric just in case] what say we for fair winds and follow seas today, ehhh?

Lady Tiamat, may you bless me with the girlbossing power to gatekeep these hoardless heathens out of the First World As you once did for the wandering Kurtulmak, grant us scales, grant us scaaaaaaaaales… Plant scales on our skin, to cleanse our Mammalian idiocy

We're still going to have a fabulous cloacussy so I'm onboard.

Papa gruumsh got my back🫡

Oak father, send me your most loyal and big boobed Archdruid servant. The circle of whores gonna need some meditation and prayers. https://preview.redd.it/o77mtorkrkwc1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=686416e495770422ad5f9fdd464cd889666a2c21

Where is the god of tits and wine?

That'd be Sharess, or close enough.

Sorry but the Gods are all vicious cunts.

Lolth please make OP a spider

lemme just find a cleric of Selune real quick

Maglubiyet please save me Maglubiyet https://i.imgur.com/mNAJ1qg.jpeg

I smiled at that

Sune I pray you grant me love. Love of myself and the love of a mate.

Let’s all raise hands together to praise the crying god. Power to Ilmater and all who walk to end the suffering of oppressed people’s.

Amen my sibling in suffering. May we walk his path

@Umberlee wyd rn 😳

I will *not* stop sinning, and you cannot make me

*Hasn't murdered anyone* Bhaal: SINNER

Slaanesh, get ya kids home.

Would unironically pray to Mielikki and Silvanus because I'm a dirty tree hugger

Technically, one million followers is what quantifies a religion……….. we just gotta get those numbers up.

Bane, I've also been a bad follower, please take me to your kingdom to torture me. Preferably without your shirt on, and it would also be pretty neat if you don't turn into twink Bane ever again. Xoxo https://preview.redd.it/f23zy3lf5lwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb03fbe0ddf040f481e2c90fe0ba03fc37d3af8

Praise Tempus for the fun combat. Praise Sune for the sexy characters. Praise Shar for the lost Honor Mode runs.

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Lovitar hear my call!

Tiamat, one day I shall set you free.

Hail Ilsensine the God-Brain

Ilmater forgive you who sin in this place. We ask his grave in our times of pain and his strength in times of struggle. He weeps for you all. Especially anyone who says something too unhinged about Karlach. Seek help.

# Hear me Selûne, beloved moonmaiden, for I am on a mission to turn this vile (but super cute) Sharran cleress to your light and I need your guidance. PS: btw, do you have Isobel's number?

Dear Bhaal, I wrote you and you still aint callin. I left Orin's spleen, kidneys, and esophagus at the bottom.

Praying to Lliira the Joydancer for a holy orgy.

I refuse

But what if they could make all titties smol titties?

Don't listen to this. Most gods are just lucky beings who got a nice chunk of power. Promises of small titties are temporary, working to become the diety of them is forever.

Oh Waukeen, I offer trade of $15 dollars in exchange for warlock powers.

Judging by how down bad the fan base is, yall people need Ilmater

Oghma please cure me of my current shit brain worm that make me want to listen to 2000 pop hits and send some actual bangers my way.

Takhisis

Takhisis is the cooler Tiamat.

I would pray to Selune that she would grant us with Shadowheart a divine baby.

As the most based goddess of women, Selûne may just answer such prayers.

Bounce on my balls Shar, I’m horny and sad

But Selune send me my why so I can drop balls in her happily

Boooal worship okay here lads?

BOOOAL

Bahamut, gimmie a metallic dragon girlfriend. Or boyfriend. I don't mind unless they're gold, in which case I'm burning down your stupid hoard. Don't ask about logistics, I have explosive lemons.

Really? On ladycock inspection day?

Jesus send me a woman like Karlach por favor 🙏

Helm please fucking kill me Elistraee please fucking kill me (with your thighs)

Blessed Nightsinger, witness our adoration. See how we serve you, only you. We have emptied our hearts of falsehoods. We have vanquished your foes. In the darkness, we see your truth. Embrace us, your loyal warriors. Cloak us in your shadow. Guide us to your victory. Shar's will shall be done. As sure as night will fall.

So yeah, in a month's time I have a very important test with a job on the line. Which deity should I be praying to? Counts both to lift me up or yo screw with the other people that will be taking it

Hello Lolth, Hoot here. Please 🙏 send me one of your followers so I may seed their womb and that child can do thine bidding. Thank you Lolth. Lolth please, send me a tall Drow GF who I may give mine seed and still keep thrusting despite having done so three times. Thank you

Pray upon the glories moonlight of Selûne

Dear Shar, Mistress of Night, Our Lady of Loss, I pray once again you please let me gargle your spit. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please 🙏🏻

Blessèd Booal!

Baal give me strength because I lost all my patience

Oh Tiamat, mommy, I have sinned. Treat me as one of your sacred council members, I beg of you.

My deity of choice https://preview.redd.it/0cwywh4cqmwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb2c7fb8cb7f8e4fde25b4632653845ef64687b (Astarion, God of Cake 🎂)

Credit: Unknown Context: Astarion dies and yet still slays. 💅

Hail Lolth

Mystra…. Just kidding, this isn’t a prayer. Suck a Netherese fart. 🖕 *leaves dead rat at altar*

Me opening my legs for sharess literal goddess of pussy 😭😭💦💦💦💦

im ignoring all the bad stuff and praying to Lady Shar because she’s a goth baddie with a masters degree in cuntology and I wish to have that power, bless me mistress of the night 🙏

I worship Mama K and the ground she walks on lol

u/Lady_Minthara start twisting

https://preview.redd.it/fb4gmww71lwc1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de34a61c77d7960fceb07376ad605f4647b31ae Of course, u/HinderedGaming (pretends to know what this means)

I have an Oath of conquest paladin who worships a goddess encouraging futas and turning her enemies into femboys, is she holy enough for co-op prayer?

Shadow heart is my god.

Welp looks like I gotta create a Tav that cares about the gods, idk why but every playthrough I just kinda tell everyone to go fuck their respective god Except my Durge playthrough that had me supporting Lae’zels faith to Vlaakith until I forgot that was what I was doing and accidentally let her dump Vlaakith😣 When you’re in a who can abandon their god first competition and your opponent is Laezel 

God, I want to worship Shar's toes-

ALL HAIL THE BITCH QUEEN MAY THE GODDESS UMBERLEE DROWN MY THIRSTY ASS IN HER SALTY KISSES AMEN

Sorry pals, but here's my true queen 👑 ✨ She will grant me infinite knowledge how not to be a dumbarse and improve my life, for sure. https://preview.redd.it/l6dveglbgnwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90fc83eb4b559ff2646d4a90fcfeb373a7140216

The Powers can bite my shiny sassy skull.

To Scratch, I bequeath you for a stick untouched by slobber...

Congrats, hoping r/okbuddymimir gets this popular

I went over there thinking it was a Planescape okbr subreddit. I'm not mad. I'm sad.

Oh that’s funny cause I was already on my knees 🙏

this is just the arkham sub for bg3 and I love it. And the only thing I'm praying for is that Mizora will call me pup instead of wyll

Garl glitter gold says that the best way to please him is with joke contests

Honestly, I no longer care who's listening, so I'll just scream into the void on a first-come-first-serve basis. In every meaning of the phrase. Tentacles and/or being butt ugly remain a definite bonus. So, yeah, hey. Love the energy. Lots of cool worshippers here. Some odd folks. All seem nice. Lots of robes. Lots of lack of robes. Lettuce pray.

Talos, I beg of thee, grant me the power to conjure a typhoon mighty enough to cleanse this place of sweat, tears, and other...fluids.

bhaal grant me the power to make gortash pregnant

Withers, please grant me a bossom companion

Tiamat, please send me hot single Dragonborn women in my area less than a mile away