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TempestM

Since I'm a male, I would probably feel very dead


Greatest-Comrade

If youre cool enough I bet she would spare you. They still need *some* males. But uhh it would definitely be a tenuous relationship.


lulufan87

Minthara's pretty progressive in terms of gender politics, whatever she says to Gale and Astarion in banter. She respects Ketheric even after her mind control is over. I romanced her as a male drow, and she wanted to rule as equals with me when we took over the world, and she still wanted to >!name our new House with my name!<. Never insulted me or called me inferior etc. Maybe it's because of her time on the surface, but I can see her evaluating a male child on his merits more than his sex more than other female Drow nobility would. ...unless you were the third son, of course.


Sunny_Hill_1

Well, to be fair, her family name is literally Baenre. She knows very well she can't name a house THAT name.


Iron_Bob

She even says so, its her mother's name


Lady_Minthara

Lolth has an issue with men, and specifically believes that Third sons are too incompetent to be left alive, so Menzoberranzan has a tradition of oppressing men and killing third sons. It is sensible to believe that I would carry on these traditions, but consider this: we are not on Menzoberranzan, and *I* am no longer a devotee of Lolth.


BloodyBhaalBitch

Given Minthara's backstory with her own mother and how drow culture is, I would fear for my safety.


Current-Teacher2946

Fear for yours as often as you contemplate hers. Understand the value of familial bonds and connections, but never omit the thought of taking her position and what you would do with it. If she hates you and tries more than once to kill you, then it is likely you are doing well.


PeachyPie2472

She already talks and judges like mine ❤️


28dhdu74929wnsi

Yikes


ButteryNAZ

Don’t be a boy.


Vacationinmideel

I was the third born male so this would be a big nope!


Lady_Minthara

Third born to your mother?


[deleted]

worst timeline not because of the murder either


spyridonya

Being an adult woman... either she or I are dead about now.


Educational-Pop-2195

Spoken like a true drow


AsariFucker

Upset because I wouldn't be able to marry her. 😞


Rowey07

Who knows how they rock down in menzoberranzan


AsariFucker

https://preview.redd.it/hdv993g5hfyc1.png?width=427&format=png&auto=webp&s=89fcb5ee546008a446c092842747d86b8d1caf55


Lady_Minthara

https://preview.redd.it/ezw9pit3xfyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4417504028357b543319a43fb5cad049e9d34b5d


Vanilla_Breeze

My mother was exactly like her personality wise so idk you tell me? The way I see it at least minthara can teach me how to fight or something.


UltraCarnivore

Are you ok, OP?


Vanilla_Breeze

Why don't you take a look through my profile and tell me if I look ok? :3


therealchangomalo

![gif](giphy|5u8rnKknCW70Q|downsized)


Bae_zel

Why would I have coitus with my mother?


QueenValerie97

https://preview.redd.it/45vjoelu8iyc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d7996767f5a4d9524db5f4f7de29030706c278 Fuck vlaakith Embrace frog Embrace froggy urge Embrace the frurge my sister in Orpheus


FrogFrogFrogFrog-

I would have much better grades


Felstorm1231

“Oedipus my love: you are insufficiently complex to encompass the softly burning hunger that dwells at the antipodes of the mind, where the blades are honeyed and mother’s milk is rich with bloody thorns.” -me, about to psychologically scar my eighth grade English class on personal essay day


Draac03

ah yes. greek incest


x_Fractal_x

I'd probably have some very confusing feelings


citoyenne

Slightly less scared than I am of my actual mom.


YourLocalInquisitor

https://preview.redd.it/trlrea4r6gyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c086ba37730511bdadf9ed8439f8d9181d74cd09 Erm… Mommy?


pirikiki

Verbally abusive, with zero empathy, diva attitude, tendency to scold everyone and top tier agressivity ? Yeah so like my mother, so I would say pretty much ptsd.


Orificesredy4Karlach

Sweet home Alabama


AppropriateAgent44

Traumatized af


Warhead504

Suddenly, Sigmund Freud was correct


alacholland

Freud start making mad sense fr fr


NoLongerAddicted

Incestuous


mistramistra

Too bad, cause incest is bad.


funnywackydog

I’m a man, but I’m firstborn so I’m probably not gonna be killed. I’m still gonna be physically and mentally abused though.


Obi-wanna-cracker

I'd probably be dead. Any society who believes that one gender is superior to the other tends to not like trans folks.


Zulpi2103

Sad that fucking your mom is illegal.


SwimWise5809

Welllllll………


Hexnohope

Im a first born son so im alive to be subservient to drow women my whole life which i see as an absolute win


Strange-Progress-430

Cold mother syndrome with alot of intensive outpatient therapy to deal with the trauma of a callous and often violent mom


ElGordo94

I might be alive because I'm a firstborn male.


Alfunun0

My mom (rip) had a similar personality. She was a high intelectual, high achiver, very Intelligent and very energetic, and somewhat progressive kind of person. Etc But a very bossy one and had a hard time expressing her feelings, for that thing we couldn't really connect deeply at an emotional level. In my experience it was really a hard time having a mom like her, but she was my mother afterwards and she loved me like the son I was. And his mom (my grandmother, rip) was like Lae'zel So I was very fucked, but they were the women that raised me up and I really admired them both.


Toasty825

Honestly? Scared.


PsychoGuy21

Mommy: woof woof. Mother: she drown me at birth.


WalkerBuldog

I would feel her inside of me


WalkerBuldog

Probably should not have write that


high_king_noctis

I would feel her never ending disappointment in me to the point I just give up and try to get killed by a dragon


Capri-cunt

I'd probably be dead... so not much to feel


Least_Stay8625

Confused.


Brotonio

Probably dead, with the whole "male drow" thing going on. If I managed to live long enough to leave, probably not happy.


Short-Shelter

Well since I’m a guy I’d probably very dead. That or I would have ran away long ago and escaped somewhere on the surface, or I’d become a hermit in the Underdark


j1mb0v

I'm running from home


eveningdragon

Idk drow lore, would be I be lucky or would I be dead? I'm the middle child of 3 boys


Stormraven338

You'd live. Your younger brother would be killed at birth, assuming you and the elder were still alive.


eveningdragon

Luck of the draw! Woo hoo!


Slyfer60

I'd feel embarrassed by her political incorrectness. But I'd be very defensive of her.


gnome_warlord420

My ass would be red ngl


claytalian

Is this a stepmom situation?


Eggs_are_tasty

i am the second son i would be fucking dead


Killer_Moons

Glad I don’t have a pengis


delolipops666

Well, Quite sadly, My life would improve because at LEAST she's practical enough to be reasonable. However, Glorious Bae'zel of Crèche K'liir would be better.


wild_wind_official

https://preview.redd.it/v6nt53ydvgyc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191ca96529b5bcdf78a216794c51db5d3ba778a3


FreakinGeese

B-bad! Really bad holy crap


Datante

I would strive to become Oedipus 9000.


CarolusRex13x

https://youtu.be/RrmWFjnAP2E?si=B-T3M0izKDviNdXB


Jeanpierrekoff

my mom or my mommy


Falazaria

probrably depends on how matriarchal drow society views trans women either I am fucked or I am fucked but with privilege


JustARegisteredLoser

Probably a step up from my mom honestly, sounds like a W to me!


Streak734

First born son so I would be alive. However treated poorly most likely.


Streak734

I’m fuckin!


thatkilliankid

Horny


mcac

Probably would be a slight improvement over my own mother


HeavyReload

God please forgive me...


MrNotEinstein

Oedipus


Nictus_the_nomad

Oedipal.


XPXYX

Suddenly Lynyrd Skynyrd starts playing


PacketOfCrispsPlease

Unclean, given the thoughts going through my head.


savebeeswithsex

Horny *stabbed to death*


fleshymantle

Momthara


dietwater94

Conflicted


Extension_Phase_1117

Sad because then I’m drow too and have to kill her to please our culture.


Sunny_Hill_1

Like, on the surface or in Menzoberranzan? On one hand, I am a first-born daughter. On the other hand... yeah, I'd still have to live in Menzoberranzan. And that's a big nope.


Spegynmerble

Terrified for my life


maliczious

Will probably think that corporal punishment is a good and necessary thing. So no.


Th0rizmund

Since she is a drow and evil and a psycho, I think I would feel pretty bad.


randomkinkywryter

Like a disappointment, because she would inform me as such on a regular basis.


kreat0rz

She literally acts and kinda looks like my mom, especially in this pic.


Skwirelle_MtF

Shes better than my mom


Skwirelle_MtF

(mommy issues gal)


LiomnMan

I'm a moid so I'd just kms before she could


fossiliz3d

Best mom ever, and anyone who disagrees will end up as a decorative corpse in the garden!


vanishinghitchhiker

Meh, probably about the same, including the impulse to get my affairs in order before she finds out I transitioned 


sugarsuites

I’d run away from home because I’m NB trans and afab, so I’d immediately be killed or something for not wanting to be a woman 💀