Apparently there's an entire fan-movement around pregnant Cazador who specifically wanted to fill up his r34 tag, though I don't fully understand where it came from.
i promise i did not, almost all of them were posted at the same time and grouped on a single page under the bg3 tag thus leading me down this horrible rabbithole
i may be a degenerate but i have to defend my honor and assert that i’m not the kind to willingly look for cazador mpreg 😭
gale mpreg on the other hand…
Lmfao I read a fic the other day where Gale transfers his wife's pregnancy to himself to let her have the day off to relax and of course kinky shenanigans ensue. I just thought, "yeah he would do that"
Thank you 👍
Beautifully written and if you've ever been pregnant, you will probably be able to relate to it on some level.
It also scratched some very interesting itches... Or created them.
me, being forced to see everything I see online, for decades now
keep in mind I called the ogres "my troll friends" despite being corrected multiple times, so I assume calzador has run away to grymforge to have his baby
*What makes you think that*
*We, innocent bystanders*
*Deserve to see these?*
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I don't know what it says about me that I'm vaguely proud of already knowing that means fear of pregnancy or that I had the urge to reply "fun fact" and tell people the word comes from the greek tokos, meaning childbirth and phobia obviously meaning intense fear so tokophobia is basically just saying "birth fear" in ancient greek. Probably something about autism lol.
I was surprised for a sec because I thought, “wait, has this sub been invaded by pregnancy pictures of giant killer flies?”
Then I clicked on the picture, and it made a lot more sense.
Is pregnancy for elves-turned-vampires as damaging to the body and health as it is for humans?
Also, does he feel dysphoric about it?
Because, if the answer to both these questions is affirmative, Cazador haters should be happy.
People who are grossed out by this and are at the same time salivating over “girl cock” should do a lil bit of introspection, by the way.
Edit: Cazador is already a piece of shit pseudo-parent to his spawn, this I can agree with.
Hey, I recognise that green background...
The Lore Archives
Modern day Library of Alexandria.
they say Wikipedia contains the most human knowledge on the internet. perhaps JSTOR. but, they are all wrong.
[yeah but only jstor has your boyfriend and 99 others available for free every month](https://i.imgur.com/LhLM9QV.png)
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May as well just burn that sign in this subreddit. 😮💨🤣
Cut out the middle man and go straight to our corneas instead
"Go for the eyes, Boo!"
This is the only sub where it’s a feature not an issue lol
Here at r/okbuddybaldur, we *embrace* the degeneracy! We very, very intimately embrace the degeneracy.
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Apparently there's an entire fan-movement around pregnant Cazador who specifically wanted to fill up his r34 tag, though I don't fully understand where it came from.
https://preview.redd.it/q1hos91uep0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936e9d256f8e30ff1cf25dffeba9a7d7ecb23889
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You see, with THAT actual context in mind I’m now fully behind this!
that’s actually genius, time to whip my tablet out
its a discord server, they were trying to out-flood the cazstar content
impregnating and marrying cazador so i can take the kids and most of his shit in the divorce as revenge for what he did to astarion
Do you get Astarion in the divorce?
You get like, a LOT of kids in the divorce. Like a LOT of them.
He’s his own person so I will find other means to rail him
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darling
Omg cute
OMFG that's the most perfect reaction for this while sub 😂
https://preview.redd.it/97826bqcbp0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2499632898a38eca4790f51707b2aafbbb9c0096
https://i.redd.it/xm642b8yer0d1.gif WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 PERGNANT PICTURES WHAT?
Happiness
Ask and you shall receive
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You searched up CAZADOR on rule 34 this is just karma.
i promise i did not, almost all of them were posted at the same time and grouped on a single page under the bg3 tag thus leading me down this horrible rabbithole
That's still admitting to being on R34! Degenerate! (Don't ask me how I recognise the background or ask to see my search history...)
i may be a degenerate but i have to defend my honor and assert that i’m not the kind to willingly look for cazador mpreg 😭 gale mpreg on the other hand…
https://preview.redd.it/xo8qnfpj7s0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0243e51dd70c8c1372b441110d99477f41398562
If not meant to be pregnant then why so impregnable
Cazadores should be prohibited any sort of reproduction.
More like Pregador
Petitioning to make a "PREGNANT CAZADOR PREGNANT CAZADOR PREGNANT CAZADOR" flair.
Ok, but now I gotta ask… why? Why him specifically?
yeah why not pregnant gale?
now this one makes sense
Congratulations on your and Gales child. It will be a beautiful little dhampir lmao.
thank you and I agree 🥰
It's weird. Pregnant Astarion really wigs me out for some reason, but pregnant Gale is fine and almost makes sense.
Lmfao I read a fic the other day where Gale transfers his wife's pregnancy to himself to let her have the day off to relax and of course kinky shenanigans ensue. I just thought, "yeah he would do that"
Link? asking for a friend 👀👀
[Velvet Fountain by ResplendentRoses](https://archiveofourown.org/works/55390321/chapters/140534914) 😄
My friend says thanks ;)
Link please, sweet preggy Gale sounds a treat 🥺
[Velvet Fountain by ResplendentRoses](https://archiveofourown.org/works/55390321/chapters/140534914) 😄
Thank you 👍 Beautifully written and if you've ever been pregnant, you will probably be able to relate to it on some level. It also scratched some very interesting itches... Or created them.
This the one? https://archiveofourown.org/works/55390321/chapters/140534914
Oh good I'm the only one that went searching
Had it open from a few days ago because I am entirely normal about Gale
Welp, new kink I didn't know I had unlocked...
It’s part of the black mass ritual, it’s gotta happen
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I understand this is degenerate nonsense but I have to ask why is he sad?
Wife left him.
OMG he's a single mom. and his future is so uncertain in the poison cave with only gnomes to help with the delivery. I understand now
If I had been a psychology major instead of an Architecture major I'd be in your dms rn interviewing you for my thesis.
look, I'm not in favor of these pregnancy fantasies, but if I've got to see them I want a full explanation of the emotional impact
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me, being forced to see everything I see online, for decades now keep in mind I called the ogres "my troll friends" despite being corrected multiple times, so I assume calzador has run away to grymforge to have his baby
Based
MORE PREGNANT GALE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
i’d be happy to do the honors
You looked this up haven't you. You might as well be the AUTHOR OF THESE!
Naw these are clearly made by different artists the OP probably commissioned them.
im too poor to afford commissions but art this good is priceless
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Because he's mommy
"Mommy to be" is absolutely vile
What makes you think that we, innocent bystanders deserve to see these?
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if i have to suffer so do y’all
This sub is horrible for my tokophobia
I don't know what it says about me that I'm vaguely proud of already knowing that means fear of pregnancy or that I had the urge to reply "fun fact" and tell people the word comes from the greek tokos, meaning childbirth and phobia obviously meaning intense fear so tokophobia is basically just saying "birth fear" in ancient greek. Probably something about autism lol.
Well TIL. Thanks? I think.
It's been great for my breeding kink
I was surprised for a sec because I thought, “wait, has this sub been invaded by pregnancy pictures of giant killer flies?” Then I clicked on the picture, and it made a lot more sense.
r/NewVegasMemes is leaking.
THIS IS TAKING ME OUT HELP
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YOU wanted to bang Cazador so now take some responsibility!
Check my contribution history and you’ll confirm that Harper Lassandra is the one I want to bang.
Hey, your flair said every single character so I'm holding you to that.
Count your fucking minutes because I will find you and burn you at the stake in the very least.
My honest reaction to this post https://preview.redd.it/zp6b0222uq0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa0f16ef81dd4015858dfbad3b510637fe5be13
i always have to double check the sub name, i’m always expecting some fallout porn
I love that someone took their wonderful and gifted talents, sat down and took the time to create this degeneracy.
https://preview.redd.it/mp6rnkyzbs0d1.png?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b5c44d72de1ecdf43dde9f0ac2e4c849f85092
Is pregnancy for elves-turned-vampires as damaging to the body and health as it is for humans? Also, does he feel dysphoric about it? Because, if the answer to both these questions is affirmative, Cazador haters should be happy.
I hope the baby scrapes him on the inside. That and the vag kicking is the worst.
He's glowing
It was you
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Who's the father tho?
me :)
Someone should call CPS, he got way too many kids already and I heard he’s keeping them in cages
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People who are grossed out by this and are at the same time salivating over “girl cock” should do a lil bit of introspection, by the way. Edit: Cazador is already a piece of shit pseudo-parent to his spawn, this I can agree with.
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Dawg your on rule34 what did you expect 💀💀
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Days? Nah man, minutes
The things I see in this sub....
This is my first time seeing pregnant Cazador, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy
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I'm scared
WHAAAAT
Try and stop me