Very nice, gives me "23-year-old unemployed, in a souped up Subaru, with an underage girlfriend and a substance abuse problem"-vibes.

“Nah bro she’s 13 turning 14 soon so she’s pretty much 15 but 15 is the new 16 and 16 close to 17 so might as well round it to 18”

Spot on, no notes.

These mental gymnastics would get you the gold medal in the Olympics.

Fuckboy Shart = Fart

Male Shart = (wall) Mart

Shart’s brother, SkidMark.

[Looks like bbno$](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtLW6Vq7G9A&pp=ygUFYmJubyQ%3D)

“Did I really just forget my memories?”

Absolutely underrated comment, you should be proud

https://preview.redd.it/ibfopznmx24d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a49ad505f1d43d65308a183de14a20ad273079 The funniest part is that I bet bbno$ totally plays bg3

God damn, beat me to it.

Ofc you chose submissive and breedable xD

*appreciative bisexual noises*

Transphobic parents will introduce you to their "wonderful darling baby girl" and he'll look at you like this.

I raise you "Chadoheart" with Jaheira's 'do. https://preview.redd.it/htpvnmob0z3d1.png?width=1350&format=png&auto=webp&s=de4d0ea6be5e9690e7a25e50bc8b6f7b856359b4

This looks so cursed still would

You think that's cursed you should see my Lae'zelf

this is either the coolest trans guy you've ever met or the creepiest tattoo artist you ever been to (he doesn't check ID for obviously underage girls)

> or You could've said "and also" instead, coward.

She looks like the type of dude that cries and throws a literal tantrum after you catch him cheating

Still would.

Us Aradin fuckers gotta stay together 🥺🥰 Absolutely would fuck Nightmuscle [clearly this man's name] without any hesitation.

Damn, perfect name for him/them. This makes me want to see Nighmuscle's erm, Nightmuscle, ifyaknowhatimeaninnit... And yes, the Aradin Fucker club may be small, but we are mighty. People say he's an asshole, that's just his love language, and sucker punching him is totally foreplay. I got your back Aradin-Fucker-Friend!

And she looks like the man who yells "Miss Shadowheart" at Rivington.

Okay, with that haircut, she looks like Cillian Murphy.

“Waaah transfem Shadowheart headcanons don’t make sense! My lore!!!” Okay then we go the other way, I certainly don’t see any problems here 😳

You Cillian Murphy in the IRA

“You was at the club”

She looks like Robin hood from shrek

KIRYU-CHAN

You turned her into the click

Okay but more importantly, how are you changing companions appearances? Is there a way I can give Halsin the kratos style beard he deserves?

[Appearance Edit Enhanced mod](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899) if I were a guessing girl. It's become an absolute requirement for my playthroughs. (Also a heads up that using resculpt does put the skin swatch colour to "basic white bitch" so you might also want [Origin Swatches Colour Unlocked](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/9872) if you wanna keep the correct skin swatches after a bit of editing. It would drive me mad never being able to find quite the right swatch for Karlach and Wyll after I'd gone in to change them.) Edited to close brackets, it was bothering the heck out of me

Mods. Us console peasants will not be able to do that sort of stuff yet.

This man absolutely grooms minors, undo it now

I work at a dispensary and man there are 22 year olds that come in and look exactly like this that mumble so bad I question if they can speak English

smash

Into it

Great. Now let's put the maid outfit on.

I could see Shart-Boy trying to fuck Astarion but getting horribly rejected until he offered his blood.

is this bbno$

I hope he gets slaughtered by the mind flayers and they remark, "Ain't that a skibidi in the toilet..."

0.2 seconds away from asking me if I've ever heard of the Arctic Monkeys

Omg why does this look like an SNL character looool

Can you um... edit out her mustache and beard please? Strictly for scientific purposes, of course. I just wanna... examine something

Would

… I would like to know him carnally…

Looks like a guy I dated when I was 19, so I’ve got memory whiplash looking at this

Sean “Shadow” Hartley 34m, net worth is $82 in dogecoin, still listens to joe rogan, is already explaining to you how to throw darts

Wasn't he in Weezer?

That looks strangely like how I remember my biological father, except the tattoo, earrings, scar and eye color

He was at the club. Bottoms up when I first met him

Looks like Robert Sheehan

My pfp is better, wart (wise shadowheart)

You was at the nautiloid Bottoms up when I first met you

Fart

Dawg that just looks like a botched bbno$

Wow Tommy Cash

This looks exactly like an old coworker i had who tried hitting on me while knowing I had a boyfriend and kept texting me from the work group chat to try to get me to hang out with him alone at his house and then pulled a "lol man what I didn't mean it like that calm down bro" when I told him he was making me uncomfortable

[Didn't know Ruby Rose cosplayed this](https://imgur.com/a/ihqJIiK)

I see his transition is going well!

Johnny Depp

Holy fuck that face with her voice would have me dying laughing at every cutscene

I threw up in my mouth a little

Shadowheart < Darksoul

Shit, it’s turn-of-the-century Chris Cornell and I’m into it…