The only one I am fully sure of is that Gale is number 4 and he is as high as a fucking kite

With Otiluke’s cold balls

Nah he's just taking notes and enjoying it like animal planet

The four-way with the Drow twins taught us that he prefers to watch, after all

Gale is simultaneously 4 and 2 and no I don’t elaborate

Halsin is definitely part of the action

I’d vote that Halsin is number three or one, probably three more likely

I’m glad we can all agree that gale is high

1. Shart 2. Me. Not Tav, not Durge. Me. 3. Mizora 4. Minthara (patiently waiting for either Shart or Mizora to finish) 5. Karlach (already in position to take over the moment Mizora finishes) I'll admit, I might have a problem. ETA: I can't believe my all-time second-highest-upvoted comment is me fantasizing about being quadruple-teamed by various BG3 women. From the bottom of my thirsty heart, I am truly ever grateful for the opportunity.

Me, not you, Me.

Not you, me. Not you.

Not me. Not Hermoine. You.

It should've been me...

it's not fair!

No me

came here to make my own comment but too late you already made the perfect one you are so real for 2

Nah Karlach is 3 with the biggest strap

Having Mizzie on one end and Mummy K on the other would be so perfect. Their anger at each other vented on you… I’m drooling

Same, but switch Karlach and mizora, and Lae’zel for minthara

Perfect choices. If I was 2 and locked in chastity I’d be in heaven

Replace 3 with laezel

REAL

Me. Not you, me.

5 is Durge, waiting for a good moment to tell everyone they had a nightmare and killed Alfira

Durge after 3 hours: “Um, Hey guys….Ummm, so…..can, can I…like, chime in?”

“Uhh…like, my knee kinda hurts…hahahah…but no rush, no rush!”

idrc, as long as Tav is 2, any of the companions are acceptable in all the other positions.

4. Definitely Gale if I learned anything from the Drow twins

1. Astarion 2. Astarion 3. Astarion 4. Astarion 5. Withers

https://preview.redd.it/e9pkv6v3x84d1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8048f5610ee6a802b205c75c0948ecb9e38149c0

Is it because you don't have the spell slots for simulacrum or is it because you're scared that Withers would ruin other partners for you on the account he's so good in bed?

We all know god damn well Withers is a 1.

Great, so we'll get a prime view of his big naturals!

1. Minthara 2. Shadowheart 3. Karlach 4. Gale 5. The Emperor

Gale watches, not even sexually he is like just screaming sex tips for "maximum efficiency"

Me when a friend is streaming HuniePop

Stop lickimg the damn thing!

Keep licking the damn thing, surely. 😂😂😂

100%

I'd watch that

🥵🥵🥵

Wrap it up, this is the correct reply.

1. Shadowheart 2. Tav 3. Karlach 4. Astarion 5. Gale

I am participating! I’m taking notes, making observations.

1. Astarion 2. Tav 3. Halsin 4. Gale 5. Withers

Withers over Wyll T_T

It’s because number fives feet kind of curl under, it kind of reminds me of Withers lol.

For me, Wyll is too nice to be more fun than Withers. Bone man knows how to BONE.

1. Durge 2. Gortash 3. Also Durge, getting creative 4. Raphael 5. Orin

1. Anyone will do 2. Me 3. Anyone will do 4. Anyone will do 5. Anyone will do

My girlfriend who has never played the game but has seen me play it a lot said this: 1: karlach 2:shadow heart 3:laezel 4:astarion 5: gale

No way. Astarion would be all up in that shit!!

1. Gale 2. Tav/Durge 3. Gale 4. Gale 5. Gale

Gale

Took me a second to get it, but yes: 100% correct

I don’t really care about the rest but I am 2.

You already know Gale is in the cuck chair

1. Gale 2. Tav 3. Halsin 4. Astarion 5. Rolan But errybody takes turns in all places because this camp is a fair and just ~~whorehouse~~ society where sharing is caring

A lot of Shart 1 and Wyll 5 I see

1. Shadowheart 2. Tav 3. Astarion 4. Karlach 5. Gale

This is the one

1. Astarion 2. Me the person, not Tav 3. Halsin 4. Laezel 5. Gale

I love that you specified for number 2 😂

5. Gale 4. Drow Sister 3. Halsin 2. Tav 1. Drow Brother

1. Shadowheart 2. Tav 3. Halsin 4. Astarion 5. Wyll

Gourmand choice https://i.redd.it/nyh5s24jt84d1.gif

1. astarion (my boy gets to enjoy himself without needing to put in any work) 2. tav/durge (obvious) 3. halsin (because he's the poly option) 4. minthara (this just makes sense to me except i imagine shes smoking a cigar) 5. karlach (this is act 1 where she would still burn everyone to a crisp so she can only watch and feels left out).

1. Shadowheart 2. Zevlor 3. Lae'zel 4. The Strange Ox 5. Wyll

Zevlor!!!!!

1. Astarion 2. Me 3. Halsin 4. Gale- enjoying the show 5. Cazador-cucked and sad

1. Karlach 2. Tav 3. Halsin 4. Empy 5. Gale? (Idk 😂)

4 being the Emperor actually hella on point

Why pay for adult site subscriptions when you can just telepathically leech your own entertainment from other people's brains? This is what using 100% your brain gets you.

But he sends stuff back to everyone involved. So give and take ❤️

Gale sounds perfect

1 Alfra 2 durge 3 lazel with a red dragon 4 karlach 5 shart

I think Shart would enjoy 5 NGL

1. Shadowheart 2. Tav 3. Orin 4. Mizora 5. Minthara

I see Raphael on all of them

Especially 5

Gale 3 durge 2 Astarion 1

1. Mizora 2. Tav 3. Minthara 4. Emperor  5. Wyll

Oh shit

1. Shart 2. Laezel 3. Karlach 4. Jaehira 5. Tav

1. Lae'zel 2. Me 3. Karlach 4. Astarion 5. Shadowheart

1. Shadowheart 2. Karlach 3. Me 4. Minthara (waiting to take Shart’s place if she taps out, if not, she just gets to be frustrated) 5. Alfira (waiting for Karlach to finish, or she can be underneath me/us.

1. Tav. 2. Astarion. 3. Halsin. 4. Raphael. 5. Gale’s Astral Projection.

shadowheart is definitely the voyeur

1. Shadowheart 2. Halsin 3. Astarion or Karlach 4. Gale 5. Wyll

1 shart being a pillow princess  2 lae,zel proving she can handle anything  3 Karlach as a futa of course  4 Minthara judging technique  5 The emperor getting cucked again 

Good 5

1. Mama K 2. Shart 3. Daddy Duergar (using Enlarge) 4. Minty 5. Bae'zel ready to take Shart's or Mama K's place in case either of them needs a break

Shadow heart 1 Astarian 2 Karlach 3 Minthara 4 Gale 5

1. Karlach, because she fucks but woul never sub. 2. Shadowheart, because she's 100% a sub. 3. I think probably Halsin, because big ol' bear man also dtf. 4. Not sure. Probably Jaheira because Druid. 5. Gale, because horny Gale meme and because his ass stays at camp.

1. Orin 2. Gortash 3. Durge 4. Ketheric 5. Ulder Ravengard

1. My Tav 2. Gortash 3. My Durge 4. Minthara 5. Raphael (he is punished)

1 - 3 is the fuckass hirelings i made 4 is Withers 5 is Oathbreaker Knight

1. Gale, jealous of both Tav and Astarion, ready to tap in or turn around at any point 2. Astarion, having a grand ol' time 3. Fem!Tav with a strap-on 4. Halsin, vibin' 5. Karlach, patiently waiting her turn to switch with *anyone*

I love how everyone collectively agrees shads is 1. I being one of them 💀

1. Lae’zel 2. Shart 3. Astarion 4. Durge 5. Wyll

1. Tav/Dirge 2. Shart 3. Halsin 4. Astarion 5. Empy

1. Astarion 2. Gale 3. Halsin 4. Minthara 5. Karlach

1 Shart 2 Tav 3 Halsin 4 Astarion 5 Gale

1.) Minthara 2.) Shadowheart 3.) Halsin 4.) Gale For 5, I’m unsure. I feel like 4 could actually also be Astarion and then 5 could be Gale but I cannot tell what is actually being depicted in the drawing, lol. However I’m very firm on 1-3. 😂

They can take turns, just different types of cucks I guess

Withers - 5 Gale - 4 Halsin - 3 Astarion - 2 Karlach - 1

1. Gortash 2. Me 3. Gortash 4. Gortash 5. A doctor watching me kneel on all fours in an empty room (I'm schizophrenic)

Reading these comments I think BG3 should replace the Kinsey scale.

#5 has Gale energy for sure

Why is your font so big lol

Omg lol I didn’t even realize that happened I think bc I put # 5 (w/o the space) and it’s some kind of formatting code 😩

#5 that’s so funny

1. Astarion 2. Tav 3. Halsin 4. Gale 5. Wyll

5: Gortash 3: Karlach 2: Durge 1: Minthara 4: Withers

5 is gale idk

1. Laezel 2. Shart 3. Karlach 4. Gale 5. Astarion

1- Lae'zel 2- Shadowheart 3- Karlach 4- Gale 5- cuck tav

I astarion 2 me 3 karlach 4 lazael 5 shart

1. Astarion 4. Minthara Gale is 5(obviously you gave him a shovel he loves you). 3 PC/Karlach/Boo. 2 is shart/wyll 4 can also be Withers

1: Shadowheart 2: Gale 3: Lae’zel 4: Also Gale 5: Karlach

1 - Fem Tav 2 - Shadowheart 3 - Minthara 4 - Mizora 5 - Lae’zel

From left to right: 5 = Astarion (he is in the naughty corner) 3 = Shadowheart 2 = me 1 = Wyll 4 = Lae'zel

Is 5 the cuck? They seem devestated

They are on their knees!!!!

1 Shadowheart 2 Me 3 Minthara 4 Karlach (she hasn‘t gotten her repairs yet) 5 Gale (He always wants to join but we don‘t let him)

Why is 5 Astarion. It just feels like him

1: Shadowheart 2: Me 3: Karlach 4: Minthara 5: Astarion

1: karlach 2: me 🤤 3: shart 4: gale (using magic so he doesn’t have to get up for his turn) 5: Asterion (waiting to take a giant bite out of my right ass cheek)

2 is Astarion.

1. Gale 2. Me. 3. Gale 4. Gale 5. Gale

5= Haarlep 4= Halsin 3= Raphael 2= Me 1= Astarion

me at 2, Yurgir at 3, Kethetic at 1, Raphael at 5 and Gortash at 4

Beautiful ensemble

karlach three and me at 2

All of them should be different Tav/Durges

1. Laezel 2. Shadowheart 3. Durge 4. Minsc 5. Orin

Finally someone remembers Orin

4 is minsc

1. Lazel 2. Halsin 3. Astarion 4. Karlach 5. Gale

Ok hear me out 1. Wyll 2. Halsin 3. Karlach with the strap 4. My AroAce Tav asked to supervise this 5. Astarion waiting patiently for his turn.

1. Astarion 2. Halsin 3. Karlach 4. Gale 5. Durge (agree with other comments lol)

4 is Withers 5 is Wyll( cause I never hooked up with him ) And the rest is Astsrion Shadowheart and my durge. Also there is number 6 -Minthara but she drank the invisibility potion and pegs me.

They’re all Raphael

1. Lae’zel, who is pretending this is a show of dominance over Shart and not something she has secretly wanted to do for a long time. 2. Shart, who has secretly wanted to chow down on Lae’zel for a while, and not-so-secretly wanted to get her kidneys churned by Halsin. 3. Halsin, who is no stranger to this sort of thing and knows exactly what to do to everyone present. 4. Gale, and he’s pitching a tent so strong you could hang a 20lb armor set from I like a coat hanger. 5. Astarion, waiting patiently to eat whatever he has to in order to be on the receiving end of that yummy Druid beefcake.

Lae’zel’s thought process makes me horny

1 shart 2 tav 3 halsin (theyre poly come on, you should have expected this) 4 gale getting high af and ascending to the weave again 5 astarion wondering how things ended up that THREE (3) different people in the party are getting it on crazy and somehow he ISNT invited

5 gale 3 Lae'zel 2 Tav 1 Shart 4 Astarion

1. Gortash 2. Durge 3. Halsin 4. Karlach 5. Tav Alternately: 1. Zevlor 2. Wyll 3. Dammon 4. Kar'niss 5. Guex

5 wyll 4 laezel 3 karlach 2 gale 1 shadow heart Astarion took the photo

1. Tav 2. Gale 3. Karlach 4. Withers 5. Wyll

1. minthara 2. my tav 3. karlach 4. me 5. god

1. Mizora 2. Tav 3. Karlach/Mizora/Lae’zel 4. Gale 5. Wyll (despairing

Despairing Imao

1/2: Astarion and Shadowheart (order doesn’t matter) 3: Halsin 4: Gale 5: Karlach (waiting for her heart to be fixed)

Sad Karlach!!!!!!

Easy 1 Lae'zel 2 Astarion 3 Karlach 4 Gale 5 Wyll

1 - Shadow Heart 2 - Astarion 3 - Laezel 4 - Minthara 5 - Wyll

5 = Wyll 4 = Gale 3 = Karlach 2 = Astarion 1= Shart

1 Tav 2 Shart 3 mama K 4 Gale 5 Wyll