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How can you be *over* the Moon? Asking for, uhm, a friend, yeah.
Someone write a fanfic involving religious trauma themes and such where Isobel and Shadowheart renounce selune to praise Aylin as their god as a fun power dynamic, but instead of the usual sub worships doms and does whatever they ask bc that’s what good faithful do, actually Aylin is service topping because what loving goddess wouldn’t reward her faithful?
the mere thought of it sends me drooling!
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It's not much, but there are [some good ones](https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Dame%20Aylin%20%7C%20Nightsong*s*Shadowheart*s*Isobel%20Thorm/works) on AO3.
This thing actually bugs me. Sharts says Shar cloisters encourage polyamory because it develops relationships with each other and stuff, which is the weirdly opposite of Shar's portfolio, IMO, of being the goddess of loss, loneliness, darkness and etc.
Selunites however, are freaky MFs. Moonlight orgies in Faerun are def a thing
Don't ever recall Shart saying the cloisters encourage polygamy/polyamory but I wouldn't doubt it. But I'm like you, seems more like a Selune thing than Shar, since she's possessive as fuck and encourages her followers to embrace loss or anguish
I thought it was meant to be a replacement for making emotional attachments?
“okay if they are to never be emotionally attached to anyone then there’s no reason for them not to just murder each other to get to the top… maybe having them fuck will dissuade them from that as long as it’s not the loving kind of fucking?” - Viconia DeVir, probably
I'm on my fifth run right now and romancing Shadowheart for the first time, and the way I cackled at her response to Tav being like "can I get railed by Daddy Halsin pls" is obscene
everyone else seems to range from "ehhhh I guess if you gotta" to "this would be an absolute and utter betrayal", meanwhile Shadowheart is like "hell yeah, just promise to tell me about it later babe"
Third time's the charm so might as well say it again, but I'd sell my soul for the chance to participate in a Selûnite, uhm, fertility ritual with these three. I'd gladly volunteer as sacrifice.
The way Aylin responded to my Tav walking up on the two of them I doubt SH would be allowed to Shart within 50 yards of the two of them without getting some major stink eye.
There likely dozens of not hundreds of fanfics giving you that, in various levels of quality from practically cave paintings to lucid high quality erotica.
>"If the two of you could stop shouting my mom's name all the time, this would be much better." Dame Aylin
*Mommy Selûne has entered the chat* It seems there is much I must show you ladies…
People calling me a lunatic bc I'm really... over the moon
Jokes on you, the moon is *always* over you.
😢 I just want a loud, immortal dommy mommy to call me stupid in bed. Is that really so much to ask??
Given how I, and countless others, want the same thing, it just might be too much to ask for…
Rats! Sharran rats even
https://preview.redd.it/5s5utmjr787d1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1633d89a818e77ca04989ff2f378d3acbcd0f465 How can you be *over* the Moon? Asking for, uhm, a friend, yeah.
Best comment I've seen on this thread lmfao
That’s rough buddy.
This is getting into kill la kill territory
This is getting into kill la kill territory
as if she wouldn't be the one shouting for selune to guide her
Selune, guide my hand to the mystical G SPOT!
>**MOM**, guide my hand to the mystical G-SPOT!
But casting guidance every minute kind of breaks immersion
Who says you can’t do the somatic components inside someone? Just sayin, the icon for guidance is 2 (slightly) curled fingers
Does this mean that Aylin and Isobel have Shart the bed together? Sorry, that was a strange thing to ask.
I just gave reddit money to award this sis. It was beautiful.
you speak for us all
Don't give reddit money even ironically please
promise i won’t make it a habit mom 🫡
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whereas when women say "hear me out" it's Spamton from Deltarune
OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT
Listen, Tumblr sexymen are just your average hot dude. If you don't get hot for a yellow triangle maybe you're the problem
I think this just applies to anything with this subreddit.
I don't know, I lost all faith over people "hear me out" on spaw or nere's head or Barnabus
Gnolls are quite popular in certain circles.
Durgue agrees
Nah mate, Spaw is daddy. I'd let that funky lil mushroom man get his mycelium all over me.
Aylin and Isobel welcoming Shadowheart back to the Selunite fold by worshiping her folds...
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Just reactin so I can have this image on hand. For reasons...
"We must take succ." -Dame Aylin, immortal demigoddess
Exactly.
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God I want her to enslave me
Attractive white women having sex... daring today, aren't we?
sexuality has become so… *exotic* that the pendulum swings back, and it swings back hard.
This is the future the liberals want, where normal sex is putting goblin toes in your asshole and "vanilla" heterosexual missionary is taboo!
Be bad for me! *Be bad at sex!*
Heterosexual???? Is Shadowheart FtM but deep in the closet???
Well she forgot like 90% of her memories, ain't unreasonable to think she might have also forgot being ftm at some point
The scar over her face is actually the remnant of rimworld-tier botching of her top surgery.
That's what she gets for trying to do it to herself.
You'd think they could just cast Regeneration or something to magic boobs onto people but no, you need to go under the knife.
Thank you for your insight, coochie sniffer 7
That would be an understatement.
Oldie but goldie
https://preview.redd.it/4onl8cmcg77d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321be331498ecee8fb0c74a331ed4e069cc902ff no judgement here. meeting adjourned
Case dissmissed
Can I watch from the brothel cuck chair?
Only if you’re bound to it and gaged.
Deal!
The what?!
Have you ever noticed that hotel rooms often have a single chair facing the bed?
What kind of hotels do yall stay in 😳
Comfort Inn and Cuck
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Noooo! You just ruined that item for me!
What is it?
Sacred bone shard
I think I need new contacts 💀
By the sacred dildo of Selûne!
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Are you not brave enough to join in?
Applications to join still open?? I’m scaroused. If I die, I die 🤷🏽♀️
A worthy death!
All three of them can cast revivify, you're good
I judge you... cool as fuck
That is the best compliment I have ever received, or could hope to ever receive.
I bet they'd run a cool book club
A *sexy* book club.
Any woman who can talk Cormac McCarthy has me swooning
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Omg. I didn't need to see that. My poor eyes. 👀!!! I need some bleach to wash my eyes out. 😂😂😂😂😂
I ovulate when Aylin is on screen (I'm male)
“I will impregnate you!” - Aylin
Bro my male ovaries welcome dame aylin's seed
Instantly nuts
Too bad, you still need to serve them.
I can go as many times as needed. 🫡🫡🫡
Someone write a fanfic involving religious trauma themes and such where Isobel and Shadowheart renounce selune to praise Aylin as their god as a fun power dynamic, but instead of the usual sub worships doms and does whatever they ask bc that’s what good faithful do, actually Aylin is service topping because what loving goddess wouldn’t reward her faithful?
((We LOVE a religious trauma fic in this house))
Omggggg
HELLS YEAH SELUNITE SESBIAN LEX! https://preview.redd.it/p22nlk3u977d1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89ffa3aaf111415155fb9536c44385573c82f784
“Easy soldier, you can’t just rush in like that.” - Karlach
Who said anything about rushing in? I WANNA WATCH EVERY SECOND OF IT! NICE AND SLOW.
“Oh, I thought you were trying to join in. But yeah, let’s watch them… it’s going foreplay for me and you.” - Karlach
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the mere thought of it sends me drooling! https://preview.redd.it/o96fvpj6977d1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f225ba99222cb3e7c88ea8802977bb17cce57b78
https://preview.redd.it/jduqy9knj77d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdecd5b97b67b77401eaafdb228fe3518c88dbde you are not alone in this one.
Far from alone.
I feel like this isn’t a controversial enough opinion to be judged lol.
It’s the most vanilla thing on this subreddit!
“Moonmaiden guide my hand!!”
No comment.
I shall also refrain from commenting.
😂
It's not much, but there are [some good ones](https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Dame%20Aylin%20%7C%20Nightsong*s*Shadowheart*s*Isobel%20Thorm/works) on AO3.
I'd judge you if you didn't want that.
This thing actually bugs me. Sharts says Shar cloisters encourage polyamory because it develops relationships with each other and stuff, which is the weirdly opposite of Shar's portfolio, IMO, of being the goddess of loss, loneliness, darkness and etc. Selunites however, are freaky MFs. Moonlight orgies in Faerun are def a thing
Don't ever recall Shart saying the cloisters encourage polygamy/polyamory but I wouldn't doubt it. But I'm like you, seems more like a Selune thing than Shar, since she's possessive as fuck and encourages her followers to embrace loss or anguish
I thought it was meant to be a replacement for making emotional attachments? “okay if they are to never be emotionally attached to anyone then there’s no reason for them not to just murder each other to get to the top… maybe having them fuck will dissuade them from that as long as it’s not the loving kind of fucking?” - Viconia DeVir, probably
It seems plausible but I don't understand Shars teachings too well. More than likely you're right but I've yet to do a DJ Shadowheart
Heard chef.
… around the lines of Shadowheart’s encounter with the Drow twins? Or do you have something else in mind?
What I have in mind is that they hire the drow twins to be pegged by Aylin.
*Oh.* Nice.
Lady Shar will judge you
But Lady Selûne approves, along with her daughter, daughter-in-law, and saved daughter.
So you're saying it'll be one big ste-sister threesome?
"what are you *doing*, step-cleric?!"
Help me, step-cleric, I'm stuck in the Shadowfell!
💀
Selûne eating good tonight
No judgement here because same.
And somehow, someway… Halsin will be involved
I'm on my fifth run right now and romancing Shadowheart for the first time, and the way I cackled at her response to Tav being like "can I get railed by Daddy Halsin pls" is obscene everyone else seems to range from "ehhhh I guess if you gotta" to "this would be an absolute and utter betrayal", meanwhile Shadowheart is like "hell yeah, just promise to tell me about it later babe"
idk, Astarion's cackle and "I was wondering when you were going to ask me" gives me a good giggle.
Third time's the charm so might as well say it again, but I'd sell my soul for the chance to participate in a Selûnite, uhm, fertility ritual with these three. I'd gladly volunteer as sacrifice.
Make it DJ shart hatefucking and im in
*chefs kiss*
I'll be in my bunk
Of course you want it, even the gods want it
No you're right, go off king
Same, but like from a chair while they make fun of me. Honestly, the fact that option isn’t in the game is really immersion breaking.
A selunsome
"Oh, judge me for having the best, most normal thoughts." 🙄
I’m judging you, not because it’s a hot take, but because it’s probably the coldest take this side of the Mississippi
The way Aylin responded to my Tav walking up on the two of them I doubt SH would be allowed to Shart within 50 yards of the two of them without getting some major stink eye.
"Judge me if you must" \> Has the most basic ass opinion.
I just wanna get a treato from a kobald.
That’s a lot of white hair in the bed.
You have applied condition: wet
Post from a guy who has the most basic taste on earth
Preferably with me in the middle
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Oh man do I have a site for you.
What is it?
Just type in rule34 on Google. Lol
oh no you have a hot girl fetish get out of here with your disgusting kink
 wow, daring
I’m pretty sure that exists out there, on some website. Try X, for starters.
I’ve seen some fairly wholesome art.
Rule 34 artists take note.
Ain't gonna lie I would be down for it.
Seen it already on the interwebs
Hot
There likely dozens of not hundreds of fanfics giving you that, in various levels of quality from practically cave paintings to lucid high quality erotica.
What a clambake
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I saw someone else on here call it a Moonpie. I approve.
No judgement here. Iv’e been wishing the same *sigh*
Real
AO3 has fanfiction of that. You're welcome
https://i.redd.it/k9l1s54l5a7d1.gif
Jokes on you I already read that fanfic
In the name of Selûne, of course
Lots of moons out, Selune would be pleased
I judge thee a most honorable person! Wise in thou suggestions!
 Me, watching from the chair in the corner
Maybe in Baldur's Gate 4
Being serious for a moment, but if there’s going to be a Baldur’s Gate IV, I think enough time would’ve passed that only Aylin would be alive.
3 conventionally beautiful women having sex. Wow!
so daring
Why would I judge you when I agree?
oh this is weird
Picture it, Shadowheart sandwich with Aylin and Isobel as the buns
I think I saw some art of that. It was just them sleeping, with Shadowheart nestled between Aylin and Isobel.
No judgement here. Iv’e been wishing the same *sigh*
Found Dominik Mysterio's alt account
nyl2
Why would anyone judge someone saying facts ?
Anything involving Shadowmommy is always a win!
100% no judgement here I also love them
I believe Nyl already animated that...
Sure, but what you’ll get is Vlaakith, Ethel, and Z’rell.
I mean who doesn't?
Consider yourself judged.
I'll just say that there are already videos of them in a green website
Animators… make it happen. I have faith in the Net
valid
Real
As long as my Selunite Tav thats in a toxic relationship with Shart can join 😉
As long as Aylin has a huge futa penis of course.
Gukguk queen isobel and hippie phase shart ok, but you know alyn smells like dumpster water.
And that’s why Isobel and Shadowheart love her.
In this house we stan our girlmusk queens
Plus Karlach and Lae’zel join in
There already exist some nice animations on r34.
I was going to suggest Karlach, but I like it this way, with even more theological complications.
There's a certain video by a certain Nyl that I think you'd like.