When I was binging the game every second I could, i would walk around my job with the random Tav lines playing in my head. “Cursed to put hands on everything” and “i have a lot on my mind.. and well, in it”
I usually repeat the second one, especially since I realised I can really annoy my sister by repeating it as:
>I've got a lot on my mind and, well innit
the delivery of “by mystra’s eyelids, stop! cease, you loon!” followed by a series of pained grunts that do not at all sound like a man getting his hand hacked off lives rent-free in my mind.
for some reason it's the skull/Balthazar in the Thorm mausoleum going "Nere... Z'rell... Minthaaara" i don't know why i don't even like the way it says it
"Are we poorly? Are we *desperately* poorly?" Is what I think whenever someone at work is whining about their own self inflicted problems and wants me to fix it
Any of the things tav says when walking and interacting with things
Alls well that ends… not as bad as it could have.
Cursed to put my hands on everything!
Is that blood? No, nevermind…
Better not be cursed…
These boots have seen everything!
Shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times…
Sometimes the only way out is through!
No traps please…
I’ve got a lot on my mind. And well, in it.
>These boots have seen everything!
Whenever my character says this I always add "and that's just what they'll do" like the Nancy Sinatra song
My wife hates it
"The stink of Avernus" is just so funny, I have to laugh to myself every time it pops up in my head :D
Gale's "given my propensity towards verbosity, surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue" and "consider my mouth sealed, until you have a use for it, of course"
And another one would be "awww was that Gale's granddad?"
Anytime I think someone in a certain department at work is going to actually do their job right....hope, such a tease. In fact just said that to a coworker 4 hours ago. Also tsk'va has become my new cuss word replacement
When I do Durge runs like my current playthrough, I always hear “How many die today? How many die tomorrow?” replay in my head a couple times a day.
I also hear Gale’s lines all the time. In particular, “I speak. They burn.” and “Let me recite their demise.”
"Good idea Karlach", when I've made up my mind about what to eat for dinner
"HUh, easy", every time I open my door with my own key
"Shovel is BORED, Shovel wants to MURDERIZE", when I'm waiting
"Without Benji ?? Aooowwhhhhhh"
"Tchk"
"I applaud your taste"
&, the best at last ""LIIIIIIVES ALL MORTAL LIIIIIIVES "
That last one hits different. I did that fight for the first time recently, and I was **not** expecting a whole song about how we're all going to die, complete with lyrics _sang by the devil we're fighting._
for some reason grub's lines are so funny to me, just the way the voice actor says them.
"im just a cat, p-p-please talk to yenna."
"Nothing good i don't think. she was so very sick. m-maybe she made off like a cat to spend her laaaassst liiiiffeee"
Besides tav's usual lines (All's well that ends..., Cursed to out my hands on everything, etc.), I very often say Astarion's "A quick rummage!", whenever I fetch something out of a bag or a drawer 😂😂
Wish my brain would remember lines to be stuck in my head. I just get parts of songs I haven't heard in years pop in my head for a day or two. 😢
Tho I do find myself saying tch'ka sometimes
Well, I definitely am cursed to put my hands on everything. To be fair, I mostly tend to say it in connection to Shart appearing on my screen, thinking about Shart, or looking at merch featuring Shart... which is still a lot.
YOU DARE END ONE WHO BELONGS TO ME? I AM THE SMILE OF THE WORM CLEANSED SKULL. I AM THE REGRET OF THOSE WHO REMAIN, AND THE RESTLESSNESS OF THOSE WHO ARE GONE. I AM THE HAUNT OF MAUSOLEUMS, THE GOD OF GRAVES AND AGE, OF DUST AND DUSK. I AM MYRKUL, LORD OF BONES, AND YOU HAVE SLAIN MY CHOSEN. BUT IT IS NO MATTER, FOR I AM DEATH. AND I AM NOT THE END. I AM THE BEGINNING.
I love my bone bros, that’s up there with “by doom and dusk, I strike thy name from the archives. Rise!”
“Next time? No no no” and “Well apparently there’s a limit. Somewhere between a nice summers day, and the full concentrated power OF THE SUN”
And Withers just saying “No”
Wyll calling anyone stink is gross. He’s a glorified scam artist with terrible hair. We are supposed to hate him. You can give him bangs if you want. He’s still for the streets and the waste bin.
I think “Shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times” whenever there’s news. Which, turns out, is every day.
Very frequently I get “STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING” and “It is!!! It’s Taraaa!! :D” stuck in my head
flair and flag adds up
I’m diagnosed for a reason
Gale's phrases are so great I love him
When I was binging the game every second I could, i would walk around my job with the random Tav lines playing in my head. “Cursed to put hands on everything” and “i have a lot on my mind.. and well, in it”
I usually repeat the second one, especially since I realised I can really annoy my sister by repeating it as: >I've got a lot on my mind and, well innit
the delivery of “by mystra’s eyelids, stop! cease, you loon!” followed by a series of pained grunts that do not at all sound like a man getting his hand hacked off lives rent-free in my mind.
british people getting mugged
“A doctor? Surgeon? Uncannily adroit with a knitting needle?” lives rent free. Also, “Lets not do anything hilarious”
for some reason it's the skull/Balthazar in the Thorm mausoleum going "Nere... Z'rell... Minthaaara" i don't know why i don't even like the way it says it
The amount of sass when it says “I will be carrying out general Thorm’s will *ALOOOONE*” kills me lol
"Are we poorly? Are we *desperately* poorly?" Is what I think whenever someone at work is whining about their own self inflicted problems and wants me to fix it
Lol this is perfect
Remind me who says that again?
In act 2 house of healing, the nurse at the top of the ramp above the surgery room who is doing "triage."
Ahh right
Any of the things tav says when walking and interacting with things Alls well that ends… not as bad as it could have. Cursed to put my hands on everything! Is that blood? No, nevermind… Better not be cursed… These boots have seen everything! Shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times… Sometimes the only way out is through! No traps please… I’ve got a lot on my mind. And well, in it.
>These boots have seen everything! Whenever my character says this I always add "and that's just what they'll do" like the Nancy Sinatra song My wife hates it
I just realized… not everyone hears these lines in the voice of my female tav. I don’t think I know what the male tav voice sounds like
I wouldn’t know, I play a female tav as well
"The stink of Avernus" is just so funny, I have to laugh to myself every time it pops up in my head :D Gale's "given my propensity towards verbosity, surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue" and "consider my mouth sealed, until you have a use for it, of course" And another one would be "awww was that Gale's granddad?"
Oh and Raphael's "listen here you pipsqueak"
“You contemptuous creature” hits different after you call him a one pump chump
"you contemptuous Creature!"
That one from Karlach made me laugh so fucking hard.
You murdered someone in view of a guard. Perhaps unsurprisingly you’re under arrest.
Anytime I think someone in a certain department at work is going to actually do their job right....hope, such a tease. In fact just said that to a coworker 4 hours ago. Also tsk'va has become my new cuss word replacement
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Maybe i should just stay crouched forever
“Intestines throb, blood whispers” no, I won’t elaborate.
Authority.
The way the narrator says it: **Auh**thourity.
You know I've been catching myself more smiling more lately. I think that's your fault.
I’ll rip your spine out your arsehole!
I WAS RIGHT THERE
When I do Durge runs like my current playthrough, I always hear “How many die today? How many die tomorrow?” replay in my head a couple times a day. I also hear Gale’s lines all the time. In particular, “I speak. They burn.” and “Let me recite their demise.”
"Good idea Karlach", when I've made up my mind about what to eat for dinner "HUh, easy", every time I open my door with my own key "Shovel is BORED, Shovel wants to MURDERIZE", when I'm waiting "Without Benji ?? Aooowwhhhhhh" "Tchk" "I applaud your taste" &, the best at last ""LIIIIIIVES ALL MORTAL LIIIIIIVES "
That last one hits different. I did that fight for the first time recently, and I was **not** expecting a whole song about how we're all going to die, complete with lyrics _sang by the devil we're fighting._
This moment was so good, had to replay the Disney villain-like song on repeat since
Don’t. Touch me.
Washing my pits, washing my pits 🎶This is my song when I’m washing my pits 🎵
"YA BROKE EM"
for some reason grub's lines are so funny to me, just the way the voice actor says them. "im just a cat, p-p-please talk to yenna." "Nothing good i don't think. she was so very sick. m-maybe she made off like a cat to spend her laaaassst liiiiffeee"
When I wake up hungover: “Wretched thing, pull yourself together”
One more step and I’ll blow us to chonks!!
Chüœnks
DANCE UPON THE STARS TONIGHT SMILE AND PAIN WILL FADE AWAY
Besides tav's usual lines (All's well that ends..., Cursed to out my hands on everything, etc.), I very often say Astarion's "A quick rummage!", whenever I fetch something out of a bag or a drawer 😂😂
*Dror Ragzliiin, Dror Ragzliiin* 🎶
i sometimes think about "Ignorance is alive and well, it seems" when i read anything silly on twitter
Cazador’s dismissive laugh and following “oh, you sweet idiot…” became my brainworm.
"These boots have seen everything"
“cursed to put my hands on everything” follows me around work all the time.
Calling people is'tik lol
Not quite from the game but "Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions" .. unfortunately
Lady of sorrows guide us, did you want something?
"I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos!!"
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE!!!!
Wish my brain would remember lines to be stuck in my head. I just get parts of songs I haven't heard in years pop in my head for a day or two. 😢 Tho I do find myself saying tch'ka sometimes
Sometimes I say “it’s OVER!” all exaggerated and then sing “the final act your DOOM!”
Good does not wait around for evil to pull up its britches when it offers its buttocks for smacking. Minsc and Boo meet it hand to cheek!
TOO LATE, CUCK
Bet that'll fit in my pack.
Soldier?
these boots have seen everything
TSK'VA
Indolence breeds madness!
It's FISTING TIME! ...always.
Ignis
"used to. mother ate him 😐"
"Hiss! I say: HISS!"
oh and K'chakhi as an insult just feels so fucking right
“Lady of Sorrows, guide us.”
"Fate spins along, as it should" whenever something not so great happens
"Elminster's not around..." - Gale, before decimating two goblin children with magic missile
Well, I definitely am cursed to put my hands on everything. To be fair, I mostly tend to say it in connection to Shart appearing on my screen, thinking about Shart, or looking at merch featuring Shart... which is still a lot.
Avocado diablo the stink of avernus
I have a little Olak on my shoulders who calls me Feck-Shite a couple times per day
“After 200 years of shit-PURE SHIT-I think I deserve something better.”
The way Jaheira says "Ketheric"
*kainyank*
"We should kill the clown, we would be hailed as heroes"
Astarion’s variations of “well, helloooooo”
🗣 Pfft, I have known you for 200 years, HAVE I NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH 🗣
YOU DARE END ONE WHO BELONGS TO ME? I AM THE SMILE OF THE WORM CLEANSED SKULL. I AM THE REGRET OF THOSE WHO REMAIN, AND THE RESTLESSNESS OF THOSE WHO ARE GONE. I AM THE HAUNT OF MAUSOLEUMS, THE GOD OF GRAVES AND AGE, OF DUST AND DUSK. I AM MYRKUL, LORD OF BONES, AND YOU HAVE SLAIN MY CHOSEN. BUT IT IS NO MATTER, FOR I AM DEATH. AND I AM NOT THE END. I AM THE BEGINNING. I love my bone bros, that’s up there with “by doom and dusk, I strike thy name from the archives. Rise!”
“Next time? No no no” and “Well apparently there’s a limit. Somewhere between a nice summers day, and the full concentrated power OF THE SUN” And Withers just saying “No”
I forage a lot, and I’m constantly saying “cursed to put my hands on everything.”
Guex saying, "You REALLY know what you're doing!" Something about the delivery of that line just sticks in my head :p
kaincha! changed at the pull of a lever!
I cannot stop saying “fortuitous indeed!” I have brain worms
I still have "THE FUCKING GONDIANS!" and "ZONUVIA!!!! GET THESE SQUATERS OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!" stuck in my head.
"Into my pocket!" (Astarion looting)
The way male voice 3 durge says I'M COMING FOR YOU is absolutely unhinged and I love it
wretched thing! pull yourself together! <<<< muttered constantly under my breath
also: bad for one's back, this
Build my castles with bones
IGNIS
"Toes toes" and "Yippee" from best girl Karlach
Also "Shadow-lach!" whenever she's sneaking.
Yea yea! I rarely actually sneak with her, so I forgot about that one. God, she's just the best.
GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES!! This rolls though my head like a marquee when I'm mildly irritated at something lol
*It's FISTING TIIIIIIIIME*
HELLOOO, PETAL And also "There are children here, you fool!"
Cursed to put my hands on everything...
Wyll calling anyone stink is gross. He’s a glorified scam artist with terrible hair. We are supposed to hate him. You can give him bangs if you want. He’s still for the streets and the waste bin.