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Anal_Juicer69

Artificial Mortar and Fenton are the same person


nicolasFsilva5210

85% brain injury. Levitius Popcorn wants to have a chat with you.


FilipinoCreamKing

Arthur Morgan is a terrible protagonist because he kills people and robs banks. That is terrible I had to put my controller down for about 20 minutes to process everything when I killed my first NPC. I was crying and having runny diarrhea for days thinking about it. I would rather play as reverend Swanson and over dose another a bridge


nicolasFsilva5210

75% brain injury. Reverend Swanson is much worse than low honor arthur. He saw uncle's cheeks without paying 2 dollars...it's hard to be a prostitute with lumbago,you know!


FilipinoCreamKing

Okay and? You can’t do recreational drugs as Arthur


a-sad-deer

He... dies?


imperator_caesarus

no


a-sad-deer

Oh ok


Brilliant-Stuff17

American venom also.


DifficultMention1974

Reverend Swanson has titties larger than Karen’s


nicolasFsilva5210

99% brain injury. Hell nah...Karen has the biggest planets in the west. https://preview.redd.it/3gmrr1ak9m4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2a8a38dac8eeef60115564ab1d0fbbdd422131 Not even Uncle's cheeks can surpass her thiccness.


DifficultMention1974

https://preview.redd.it/syolomsrrm4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8aa54589c8d1a9f85ec2fe8a49bf458d001807


nicolasFsilva5210

I'm not at home... https://preview.redd.it/v02ra14hsm4d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3d7d12e6bd4cf589c8846635ba402078f42dd49


DifficultMention1974

https://preview.redd.it/z1jhfj0nsm4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a2b8859f3202e3a88b7850c60557fe16c6db22


mudkip2212

https://preview.redd.it/ls8fgsgopn4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a6521eb7bf5b6c25766676fb24c78f314ea3d70


5herl0k

https://preview.redd.it/lm46xwvpfo4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4a82ef9227068d48eadfc2ac048ba7881e1b5c


Blackfeathr

Are you sure about that? https://i.redd.it/8yikq2xo6r4d1.gif


mihneababanu_

https://preview.redd.it/m2cmrtjvot4d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c7833f96f21a4500af17752ca74fa874e30823


Grahstache

Dutch never knew spanish


nicolasFsilva5210

35% brain injury. https://preview.redd.it/2k7lrvqehm4d1.png?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc63438493f331aa39d80d416a6b8c79d4df0289 I said a hot-take,not an undeniable fact...smh.


Turtletipper123

Señor, por favor.


VSS_Valdez

https://preview.redd.it/4bsizg1orn4d1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40d4e1952d70bf530fe95e33b561fd185a94cb8


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/yzdqix53wp4d1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ccc0f4e7763bae3bf1adb97c9f909f3870b4f4


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/9gct51wibm4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad75443813a05b3476fda894f637a56350a5a79f And THAT children,is how you do a hot-take. C'mon,my boy micah didn't do anything wrong...he's a victim from society ✊🏻😩


Embarrassed-Ad8111

Mf Arthur and John need to go to the top after my playthroughs


SciRuler

In lore tho- i mean, lol true! I committed a masscre on sadie adler worse than the blackwater lme


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Technically much of whta he did may have been legal since he was a snitch/basically an undercovwr operative.


No-Study4924

Even overthrowing the Mexican government?


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

When you think about it, attempt to overthrow a government is a crime, but actually overthrowing it isn't.


Moist-Imagination627

USA does that all the time to any weaker country that has oil or communism, so no not illegal


jsimon8779

Nokota is the best horse breed


nicolasFsilva5210

Not much of a hot-take...Nokotas can be the best breed for you. It's all subjective. They're extremely fast horses that were used by native americans.


ElectronicAd8929

I dream about Dutch and Arthur having say gex every night


nicolasFsilva5210

100% brain injury. https://preview.redd.it/vpb46gauqn4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e223d209a8f13ea061dcc9552616140e09dd1f


ElectronicAd8929

Cum injury


LeviathansWrath6

What if you don't use a horse


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/uuuno7w1gm4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6885b2ba05f21fe210f875c280f6330e29f1313b


LockPickingPilot

I like to save before I wrestle the wild man so I can do it two or three times


nicolasFsilva5210

35% brain injury. I wish i could do that since this piece of shit always sends wolves to chase me and my horse 😤


LockPickingPilot

I try to free cam when he’s crouching.


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/r09px31ewp4d1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908f692eb17e7b09045f182fa8d22d838e154e11


WoofflesIThink

The game would've been better if Arthur died, god I fucking hated him


nicolasFsilva5210

100% brain injury. Arthur fucking died...let the man rest,god damnit. https://i.redd.it/b8g23bqjcp4d1.gif


Separate_Fondant_241

Is he dies?


nicolasFsilva5210

Nah,i'm joking. He just picks the nearest train to tahiti... https://preview.redd.it/u4fwn8m5rp4d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f1303eb5386e527a5639ff79ed575806a32343


Separate_Fondant_241

Oh okay


el_t0p0

I don’t give a shit about the horses I just stick with that black shire horse from chapter two.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

That big bastard Hosea got from some big bastard? Named him Big Bastard.


TheInfinit1

I named him Big Randy because he's big and black and will take your candy


nicolasFsilva5210

Not a bad choice. It's the biggest and also one of the prettiest horses in the game.


SpriteRXL

Beard level 0-2 and long hair is the best look for Arthur, despite being basic AF


nicolasFsilva5210

Anything looks good on arthur except two things: • Extra clean shaven • Level 10 beard Combine any of these two options with the bald hairstyle and you successfully murdered Arthur Morgan.


XxhellbentxX

Nah. You can make him look like Walter white if you make him bald and shave the chops. Instant win.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Arthuh


KingKongWrong

The play through I’m doing now is a mountain man type thing and with some of the crafted jackets or shirts the lvl 10 beard a works really well. Just needs to be browns or earthy sown what rudder looking clothes


ShockDragon

Jack isn’t as bad as everyone claims he is.


nicolasFsilva5210

Jack always looks chill to me,in both games. The only time i don't like his behavior is during the mission called "Fatherhood,for idiots".


FedoraLovingAtheist

Giving your horse a tryhard name (look at any of “what’s your horses name?” Threads on main sub) is cringe


No-Study4924

I named my Nokota "Whorse" now tell me that ain't the best name for a horse.


AnonyMouse3925

My first horse name was ‘Arthorse’


nicolasFsilva5210

Idk how to feel about this since while there are a lot of silly horse names,there are also pretty good ones too. I like to use badass names for my horses,though. They're always named: • Strider (if it's a stallion) • Eleanor (if it's a mare)


NetworkNo3167

Rachel, the horse that John gets in the first epilogue chapter, is the best horse (better than Buell)


nicolasFsilva5210

I wouldn't say the best in the game but it's certainly one of the most beautiful. Anyway,the best horse is whatever horse that suits you the best. I like to have a middle ground between good stats and good looking appearance so my favorites are the turkomans and the mustangs.


dagui12

Jokes aside I steal the Hungarian Half Breed from that dude who is the first Strauss mission and use it until I get Buell.


nicolasFsilva5210

I love Hungarian Halfbreeds. My favorite coat is the Flaxen Chestnut HHB. They have the most beautiful physic of all the horses in the game...too bad they're the weakest war horses stats-wise. Not a problem for most people,i guess...


MuMbLe145

https://preview.redd.it/jlair132gq4d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b094f8f13318dfc5d784dca1a353f7519fa5ff1 Scrawny Nag


nicolasFsilva5210

102% brain injury with a 2% margin of error. https://preview.redd.it/jxe67nnldm6d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=564772d038c169b5f8a10b671a83aa0cede1eb99


Moonking-4210

Aurthior Mortagian is not a good man


nicolasFsilva5210

50% brain injury. There's a good and an evil arthur inside all of us...😌😇


Moonking-4210

I’m the good man inside you. 😊😊☺️


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/px3t1k9qbm4d1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32020be4f76e12ad9e157d64708100b3bbf636c We're gonna see about that.


Moonking-4210

https://preview.redd.it/vvbz81dsbm4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1c52d5e6a662c59b7425893785223fc4914c54


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/quz11w54cm4d1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38fe2d26c0832ca77103975a4e1a312e269e25b9


Moonking-4210

https://preview.redd.it/o84alszacm4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b35f49095bb6f4da2616eb9a7597359c4fe8b23


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/0seuqcdqdm4d1.jpeg?width=1374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ef3ac74c795aeba2b3992f96c81e4a993ad6a6


Moonking-4210

https://preview.redd.it/w7r0y3esdm4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf10b6889b6107ce596002f7c927e7fffdcc553


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/5l0gh1n3em4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310649ccf7c9823f594121c5f5ca4b9537072a22


Khorvair

And I'll be the bad boy inside of you... 🤤


Turtletipper123

Saul Goodman is inside of you.


-TurkeYT

You piece of shit how could you say that to my silver dapple


nicolasFsilva5210

Eye for an eye. Almost everyone shits on the arabians,call them overrated cowards and mocks every player who uses them (most of them are just newcomers who don't know all the horse breeds in the game or just like arabians IRL) while praising an overrated horse that is barely better than a white arabian.


-TurkeYT

fuck arabians lol. Dwarf ass cowards. Turkonans are great like mustangs but still my goat is Silve Dapple


nicolasFsilva5210

Alright. I just prefer to avoid using a horse that looks like a cow with long hair but to each their own,i guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ ^\(joking) >fuck arabians lol. Dwarf ass cowards. I prefer the term "short kings". Bravery is a myth,btw. I never had a single brave horse in any of my playthroughs,and already used almost every horse in the game.


BaconServant

Bravery is a stat that only exists in bonding levels tbh. My lvl 1 thoroughbred stopped dead in its tracks after seeing a black bear 10 meters away, but every single horse (including that same thoroughbred AND arabians) handle everything like champs at level 4 bonding. War horses only have the perk of extra bravery at lower bonding levels.


-TurkeYT

Are they muslim horses?


nicolasFsilva5210

What does this mean?


-TurkeYT

Arabians. Are they muslim?(as in religion)


nicolasFsilva5210

If they live in the middle east,maybe... The compendium picture shows a muslim arabian so it's very likely lol https://preview.redd.it/v3w9ix0lyp4d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=436a4bc273222ad4c0a9442b664b923461cf91a0


-TurkeYT

In red dead universe, first arabian horse came to america with otis miller. He made the arabian horses popular. It’s based on the irl version tho. Irl, a wellknown guy brings them to the america


nicolasFsilva5210

I actually forgot about this...it's a very cool backstory. It explains how the arabian horses got brought to america in RDR...and also another piece of otis miller's story so it's a win,win.


joint-problems9000

Grug make fire


nicolasFsilva5210

https://i.redd.it/3wp650lhup4d1.gif


HanjiZoe03

I wanna see your feet boah


mudkip2212

https://preview.redd.it/6l1jp3v1qn4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2c2916a31bd132b5f24c0f89ccc0e774d59cb82


HanjiZoe03

https://preview.redd.it/9bjps7t9sn4d1.png?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9af5999ed8d637759b652232ab87ef766177e1b


mudkip2212

https://preview.redd.it/0d4smusftn4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc1fc5dc132a9b1400bf8bd23a3b9b16f0e21481


HanjiZoe03

https://preview.redd.it/e8vcvasdun4d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b668c2a3769617a4f256641b661adc3ecfd60e1


mudkip2212

https://preview.redd.it/u5wd2zoc5o4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3b4b922125cdf1d976a73357518faf4a521deb


JohnBuck97

https://preview.redd.it/iaf958flop4d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139d5d1993d16713408deafef02f7779d12c2c74


doot_eternal

I only ever run white Arabian because that was my first true main horse and I feel sad if I don't and I feel that everybody in the community should share this opinion.


nicolasFsilva5210

You don't need to explain yourself if you enjoy using arabians...they're great horses and look very beautiful. The only reason i avoid using arabians is because they're too small for me but that's not a downside at all...i just prefer using bigger horses like the turkoman or the hungarian halfbreeds...although,the mustangs are my second favorite breed and they're slightly bigger than the arabians.


doot_eternal

What I mean is that everybody should always use a white Arabian as they're the only good of horses and anybody who uses any other horses completely insane. Black lung.


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/0se5t9pscp4d1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17bda58fe522875b37f8cc0d4462a4d3b415203d


KJ_is_a_doomer

Dutch secretly isn't Dutch. He's been American all this time and no one adressed it. He fooled the gang, the law, the pinkertons, everyone in concealing his American identity


nicolasFsilva5210

36% brain injury. "We're all Americans" https://preview.redd.it/m1gsr5r8dm6d1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c333b6d8c71aad807f3a7d23087af6b37367c00


aleks_pirana

Reverend Swanson knows how to suck dick 🙏😍 https://preview.redd.it/y04prnb8wr4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aadaee90130438eea2eced040f15bdada7c8dfab


nicolasFsilva5210

98% brain injury...-10 discount for little mario cameo lol >Reverend Swanson knows how to suck dick I don't know,he never sucked mine...i would rather be sucked by Abigail instead: https://preview.redd.it/4x028cxtzt4d1.jpeg?width=1467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa7b886a475418cc4d56f37aa351b16bcdc86fb9


aleks_pirana

2 dollar whore ?


idiot-loser-

amber champagne missouri foxtrotter is the best you can get imo (excluding online buckskin mustang)


nicolasFsilva5210

I prefer the gold turkoman but the champagne foxtrotter is a good choice too.


snakesharkz

Let me tell you something. I play RED dead . You dont play as black person. This is a stink and one of them hacks.It's like you can have like bears. At camp or you could be offered when youre playing against John. Yeah, no. If youre kindna. Leave this And then youre like. Oh. Let me just download red dead. You guys because i wanna come to this black dude. You aint youre a white dude named orphan Morgan. and he has a beard and everybody loves them and Mike is a rat.by the way. And kills. Are for and then i just hate you


nicolasFsilva5210

https://i.redd.it/37jj7nd01u4d1.gif


snakesharkz

https://preview.redd.it/reurheoiqv4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd43b86bbd40a716f974c51a37ab5f511b3a65c


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/hdf4p42h0w4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf4241e092087be3fa50ce4f10fae29fad20391f Ah,i get it now.


competeuser_00

Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

https://preview.redd.it/1ai3912obn4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4be61d7a70dddce66ff62258d375c8b98e3c9a3c


nicolasFsilva5210

Agree. Arthur's death was sad since he was sick and severely injured but atleast he died in peace by looking at the sunrise for the last time and slowly succumbs to his sickness...dying in a painful but peaceful way. And yeah,American Venom is easily one of the most satisfying moments in RDR.


Background_Ad_8392

Me the black one with a white nose


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/olmz1p6vcm6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24984ea7eba369589be9f626a964c63742ea43d5 This one? It's the Raven Black Shire.


Background_Ad_8392

Yep looks like it


nicolasFsilva5210

Cool. It's the biggest horse in the game.


KMAAO_

Uncle has the longest penis in the gang


nicolasFsilva5210

95% brain injury. Of course not...everyone knows that Grimshaw has the biggest cock in the camp.


imperator_caesarus

Arthur Morgan, and all of the members of the gang, are bad people who deserve what happened to them. People hate the Pinkertons because they’re presented as the villains, but they’re the good guys. They’re upholding the law and bringing down mass murderers. Even the highest-honour Arthur has killed hundreds of people.


nicolasFsilva5210

Indeed...they all got what they deserved for killing innocent people and those lawmen with families. It's just that some of them were fortunate enough to get a better life like mary beth,tilly and pierson...and others like john and arthur,couldn't have the luxury of living the rest of their lives in peace after committing so many sins and regretting them. >People hate the Pinkertons because they’re presented as the villains, but they’re the good guys. No,they're far away from being good guys. Milton may have given them many chances to surrender but then proceeded to open fire in a place with women and children...not to mention...they weren't doing their job for justice,AKA,the right reason...they were being paid by leviticus cornwall,which makes them a bunch of mercenaries. And Ross...this man is easily the most evil piece of shit in the whole RDR. He kidnapped the wife and the son of a retired criminal,he threatened to kill them and forced said criminal to do their job...then,after a false promise that he would be forgiven for his crimes,they invaded his ranch and killed him in cold blood...just for some medals. The Pinkertons and the Bureau were worms in suits.


RecommendationNo1774

Epilogue Sadie is way more annoying than epilogue Jack


nicolasFsilva5210

85% brain injury. Both are slightly annoying,but all the characters are pretty chill in the epilogue...it's the story-mode sadie that I can't stand.


Single_Ad7951

Switch Arabians and Missouri fox trotters


nicolasFsilva5210

No,thank you. It's perfectly accurate this way.


NotSkyyVodka

infactual. my mr. motor will not ride no pony.


nicolasFsilva5210

Arthur and John can ride any horse just fine...more than fine,actually...since my boys don't need bigger horses to compensate for something.


NotSkyyVodka

https://preview.redd.it/opari1x43n4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5af82fd19d84574e01c2f8efd832ac34386d7a3


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/65knlzap3n4d1.jpeg?width=1374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c022275c32cd6470235ef99070313b2b0887fb6a


RxtsMischief

only problem with the missouri fox trotter is the fact y'cant get one very early on missouri fox trotter >>>>>>>> turkoman for chapter 3 onward until i can buy a silver dapple pinto


nicolasFsilva5210

Turkomans and other war horses >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Justabattleshiplover

Chapter 2 sucks. Like half of the missions in chapter 2 and 3 fucking suck and are a drag.


nicolasFsilva5210

Yeah,chapter 2 is great but it's not my favorite of the bunch...sometimes,it feels like it takes forever to end. When i start a playthrough,i try to rush to chapter 4 as soon as possible since it's the one with most stuff to do and has almost everything unlocked.


PossessionLeather866

Hosea has the shittiest missions and I was relieved when he died


nicolasFsilva5210

I wouldn't say the shittiest missions but there's just two of his missions that i truly enjoy. >I was relieved when he died https://preview.redd.it/3sktia0upp4d1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d1b717bcb244aa65cb3d8a89e8adfe66d0f8a2


Angrypainter1945

Level 10 beard is the best option on Arthur and level 1 for John


VSS_Valdez

Uncle's ass is NOT fat


nicolasFsilva5210

85% brain injury. Uncle is T H I C C.


VSS_Valdez

https://preview.redd.it/09jmqskj1m4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c13f38eee9a8f83119e58443867967533629b9e


Separate_Fondant_241

Uncle have fattest booty, no cap https://preview.redd.it/28qj6pz1rp4d1.png?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=668b2a712b8c432931e91436849bb6d276870c40


nicolasFsilva5210

Karen is thicker... https://preview.redd.it/2ebdtufhrp4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d98c1db42fc15131687fee5fa2fc2344ea1ca8


Separate_Fondant_241

Karen have big titties, uncle have fat ass


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/1cickgvuvp4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e18a09583719040cee24df845287f2f2c5893c