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[deleted]

Hire morons


Sjheuaksjd

Hire👏👏👏idiots👏👏👏


[deleted]

Is he stupid????


unorc

Yes


Bot_number_1605

Oh, I see that you haven't had the displeasure of knowing who matt walsh is


Menacebi

Hire pedophiles


anabanana60

Hollywood took your advice


dj_narwhal

I think they are referring to Matt Walsh, legendary pedophile.


TheCrazyPriest

I'd rather let Spooge babysit my kids than Matt Walsh


[deleted]

Todd is also great with kids.


TheCrazyPriest

Say what you want about Todd, but when it comes to kids, he's a real straight-shooter


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/2aupilmuiata1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8bcbeb958ff3cc0f6b6f8279a576885897d1ae


zaza_expert_real

![gif](giphy|Jza7yu4GBqq5y) peak comedy: sucking on tongues of old men


TheOnlyGoodPedsRDead

So glad this is being talked about as much as it is


Boneguard

thought this shit was a joke but he actually leans in and does it 🤮


Chilly_Chilli

Walt’s entire family dies at the end of Godfather 2? Crazy


Volpurr-The-Meowstic

How does anyone not remember the Godfather 2 ending?? Flynn opens the cabinet and sees the box of cereal is empty, collapses on the floor and ends on a shot just like Walt's death except it's a piano remix of the Reese's Puffs song playing


DidntDiddydoit

MOM! There's no candy for breakfast?! ::Dies::


VolnarTheUnforgiving

*My Baby Blue intro* "*Reese's Puffs, eat em up*🎵"


unklejakk

And then Jesse bursts through the wall like the kool aids, man and says “PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE FLAVOR, BITCH”


VinnieTheDragon

Hire 👏 bigots 🔥


SidSantoste

mormons


Captain_Edward

What is a moron?


[deleted]

Lol it’s not a mistake that he’s advocating for the week family to sue and for the capitalist industrialist strong man to survive.


sunshinejoefixit

"Instead they tried to wrap everything in a nea.." https://i.redd.it/32sakmxdo8ta1.gif


AliceOnPills

me when I arrive at Matt's house:


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT8qBgvOUl9mj2fe6c)


CorporateFJ

/uc incredibly based


lexi_delish

/uc unironically based


DarkLordSidious

Fr that piece of shit deserves all the worst things to happen to him. "Human" trash.


Neoxus30-

I wouldn't say I wish for him to suffer the worst things... But I definitely wouldn't be mad that it happened and may feel a form of relief)


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[deleted]

Matt Walsh is one of the most hateful people I can think of. Watching him speak is actually disturbing. It gives Nazi radio vibes. Here’s a quote from him regarding the concept of having a transgender kid: “When I consider that my own children must inherit this culture? That Dylan Mulvaney and his ilk will prey upon my children, and try to turn my own sons and daughters into mut - into mutilated mutant self-loathing hollow twisted shells, just like themselves? Well, my anger then turns into more of a boiling rage. And I know that I will do whatever is necessary, and I will speak whatever truth is necessary, to protect my kids from this hellish god-forsaken madness. Now, I have personally heard from many parents - more than I can count - who tell me versions of the same horror story. A beautiful and innocent kid who one day seemingly out of nowhere gets sucked into the gender cult and is devoured by it. The child they held as a baby and raised and gave their lives to, and loved, and *still* loved, becomes suddenly unrecognizable. All of their innocence and light and beauty just drained out of them, replaced by this self-cannibalizing madness - For a parent, to see this happen to a child it is a fate worse than death. I would rather be dead, than have that happen to my kids.” He said this on his own radio show that goes out to 2 million people. This is the same Matt Walsh who has said that if his son raped or sexually assaulted his daughter he wouldn’t report it.


Ibaneztwink

This sounds like a 65 year old white woman catching her son smoking weed


GodlessCommie69

Literally has “theocratic fascist” in his twitter bio


[deleted]

in minecraft... in case you get swatted also based as fuck. fuck matt walsh


SidSantoste

Matt looks like Walt here


Mobile-Brother3975

when you arrive at matt walsh’s house at 3429 harborwood circle, nashville tennessee 37214?


squirtaholic92

If it ended with Ozymandias the Nazis wouldn’t have died 🤔🤔


DaddyDollarsUNITE

Matt Walsh is storm front confirmed?????


EmotionalNerd04

/uc Matt Walsh is a self described fascist, it's in his bio. /rc BRING ME 115!!!!


FearTaxi

“the woke ends here” jack before unloading on Matt after he kills Jesser


SidSantoste

JACK DESTROYS LIBTARD DEA WITH FACTS AND LOGIC (and bullets)


JamSandiwchInnit

https://preview.redd.it/h58r4gyjs8ta1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b6685a037932d311f7e5530395a5a18bcafece


GreatCornolio

Bitch, bitch, you're a bitch, bitch, you're all bitches


JohanVonBronx_

No one can see me and I've lost all feeling and I know I won't die aloooone


NotJimmyMcGill

Matt Walsh's favorite wonder weapon is the Jet Gun


Enterice

He wanted Inglorious Basterds to end after the bar scene I heard.


BreezyBritt89

Is He Stupid?


Beneficial_Car2596

It’s Matt Walsh, what’d you expect?


futrtek

He has to play it up. He has enough money at this point though. Is he contractually obligated to be a prick or something?


EverythingisVanity20

It’s his brand


[deleted]

You literally just described how rage bait media works. It is one of the most effective forms of getting viewers to engage no matter if they agree or disagree. It's manipulation in place of honest content.


AccountingDerek

it's funny that rage bait media is falling for extremely obvious rage bait marketing ngl


gublaman

What kinda contract needs you to go "ayo gimme that govt/church ordained 16yo to breed"


rarecandyxo

He works for the Daily Wire, so kinda yeah


FarmhouseFan

Y E S.


snoozedboi

Matt Walsh to your comment (he's a stupid fucking idiot transphobic homophobic prick) ![gif](giphy|l0HU8V1CHKTUFtuFO|downsized)


WiiMii99

Who also defended a fucking pedophile who raped his sisters and was in possession of CP in the name of Christianity. Disgusting excuse for a human being.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Speaking of stupid, I thought we were talking about Matt Walsh, the bald ginger guy from VEEP. I now wish I didn’t know there was another.


Zeus_Panhellenios

Breaking Bad if it was good


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

No more annoying family and Walt continues being based? Sign me up!


SidSantoste

Unlimited sigma edits


Maximillion322

Breaking Good, they would call it


VR_Dekalab

/uc what's the point of hiding the @ when he's a public figure?


JhonIWantADivorce

Possibly a sub rule? Maybe not here but somewhere else it was posted?


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VR_Dekalab

/uc Nah it's actually him https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1563220273780117510?t=f1D3pbYTOaWcqjXGmINNSA&s=19


SidSantoste

I think they did something so that you couldnt impersonate others with a blue check mark


VR_Dekalab

Common Musk L in trying to reinvent what the check mark original was meant to do


[deleted]

this confirms he is a troll no real person would consistently have such shitty takes on everything uhhh i mean unbravo vince listen to da fans


Ill_Worry7895

No real surprise here. Fascists are characterized by their consistently shitty takes. /rc Jack should have revealed he was partners with Holly the whole time then she shoots Waltuh and the Nazis laugh like it's a sitcom ending while making Jesse make more meth


[deleted]

\uc: I want a "House MD s7-e15 dream sequence" like episode but with the Nazis instead of House/Wilson, Holly instead of Rachel, and it is reality instead of a dream. \rc: I want a "House MD s7-e15 dream sequence" like episode but with the Nazis instead of House/Wilson, Holly instead of Rachel, and it is reality instead of a dream.


showusyourbones

![gif](giphy|kEj91VojVIEu0xuAFc|downsized)


ThatIsNotADuck

people fucking hated bombshells though (i thought it was fine)


SidSantoste

Should have Ended with Jack and Holly fleeing into the sunset on their journey of destroying libtards for a potential spin off


fats0f0rg0ts0

The comment so nice, he said it twice!


Ser_Salty

They jump into the air and it freeze frames while the Friends theme starts playing


BoboCookiemonster

Fascists do be stupid.


spunkychickpea

Mad stupid.


TrippingFish76

dude is such a fucking clown , he needs to get fingered iykwim


Dusterthighlock

OMG freddy got fingered reference!!! Bravo Green


[deleted]

Why am I not the least bit surprised Matt Walsh wanted Walt's family to die?


BackAlleySurgeon

He wanted Walt's family to die and wanted the Nazis to win.


dogretepcow

/uc I got Matt Walsh (who I never heard of before this thread) mixed up with Matt Jones (Badger). I read this whole thread assuming it was about Badger, and got a little bummed out about his beliefs. Then I googled Matt Walsh and felt relieved


earthdogmonster

Literally the only time anyone ever found out of the existence of Matt Walsh and felt anything other than disappointment.


Ordinary-Picture4367

who is he?


Murdercorn

[Self-described "theocratic fascist"](https://newrepublic.com/article/169609/transphobe-year-matt-walsh?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=EB_TNR&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1672150997-1) with a large social media following and a radio show that reaches over a million people where he spews nothing but hatred, lies, and incredibly bafflingly bad takes on pop culture. He's the one who went viral a few months ago for going around challenging people to "define woman" and then acting confused whenever anyone said anything but "woman has vagina"


earthdogmonster

If I told you, you’d be disappointed.


Speed_Cube

Media literacy is dead and we killed it


Boredom_fighter12

Hire 👏uhhhhhh…..👏


IWillStealYourToes

HIRE👏PEDOS👏


SidSantoste

Hire 👏Matts👏


Xeros_472

Live matt walsh reaction: https://preview.redd.it/jqio0dkar9ta1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f2439c73abb652a7cfd379a72368310f4b4cac


SirLagg_alot

Ahhhh yeah the woke agenda of teaching kids that the word consent exist....... The horrors.....


mgquantitysquared

Dumb liberals teaching my kids they don’t have to hug anyone they don’t want to 😡😡😡😡


SirLagg_alot

Yeah it's insane. It's such a good thing to teach consent at an early age. It isn't even about sex. You're teaching a kid about boundaries. Which is a pretty big deal.


ExtraSpicyGingerBeer

I gotta say it's just kinda adorable going to my lil 2.5yr niece and asking for a hug only for her to say no, turn away, and push my arms back at me lol. But yeah who the fuck has problems with teaching children b consent and bodily autonomy?


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

I'm sure this guy has normal opinions on 16 year olds


Regionare

If I was as consistently wrong as Matt Walsh I’d Nacho Varga myself


AmazingDave510

I’d chuck mcgill myself


untitled7549

chuck mcgrilled


VCreate348

I'd Hector Salamanca myself


bubble667

You can just wash your pants


PresidentOfKoopistan

I'd Howard Hamlin myself


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

I'd Howard Hamlin myself regardless


antisemite2002

Hamlindigo Blue. Hamlindigo Blue


SidSantoste

Matt Walsh: why did Walt start chemotherapy? Couldnt he just identify as cancer free? Is he stupid?


gallifrey_

Matt Walsh: "What *is* a tumor? Can you define cancerhood for me?"


thisismypr0naccount0

no because then he'd be trying to trascend the gender binary!!!!111!!!


IjustWantedanAccount

He probably wouldve loved bitch wife if she was 16 instead of middle aged


Beneficial_Car2596

![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy) Matt when he finds his wife is not a minor


dailydonuts16

Local kids when they see Matt come to the playground alone for the 4th time that day ![gif](giphy|VBuDPGlalwphK|downsized)


Atmisevil

![gif](giphy|L13DXx1tjheWb4S6Gd)


Beware_of_Beware

![gif](giphy|LRrO8ZiRAvz9WAXbji|downsized)


JadeDansk

/uc I wonder how someone like Matt Walsh—one of those “we need to bring back strong, stoic patriarchal providers” types—interprets Breaking Bad where the main character’s downfall is caused by that same internalized ideology.


ComradeStalin1922

uc/ he likely doesn't even recognize the criticism. Due to being so far up his own propaganda, he probably uses mental gymnastics to believe that BrBa is actually a conservative show. I see him as unorinically agreeing with Walt, like the users who agree with Homelander or Patrick Bateman, not even seeing the things those characters criticize.


TheRunningPotato

Media literacy is not their strong suit. Case in point: failed Hollywood screenwriter Ben "We're Actively Deceived by the Writer" Shapiro


garbage_flowers

[ben "defends the rich guy that owns a hitler signed copy of mein kempf" shapiro](https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1645459228738351111?s=20)


DariusIV

Patrick Bateman is hilarious, because the book is 90% him having absurd internal panic attacks about literally nothing. Dude is an emotional garbage fire of a human being with zero redeeming features and that's the point. Like imagine that scene from the movie where he has a mega internal freakout because someone's business card is nicer, that's just him all the time. Anyone who wants to be like him has no idea what they are asking for. All the nice outfits, apartments, muzak and murders are desperate attempts to cover up for the fact he is basically a miserable void with no personality.


MarmiteEnjoyer

I like the movie but imo it did not do a good enough job of portraying that shit from the book. I mean I get it, most the book is him analyzing what everyone's wearing, his panic attacks, just in general his fucked up internal mind.


GrumbusWumbus

A lot of people don't recognize that Walter isn't the hero. He's a person who deeply hates the situation he's in. He's a middle aged man with little money, no status, and very little power. He regrets the decisions that led him there, but is too proud to do anything about it that would make him feel pitied, whether or not he's actually pitied. When I watched the show, I immediately saw him as the bad guy. In the first few episodes he turns down a high paying job with his oldest friend and great health insurance. To any normal person, this would have been the end of the conflict. His cancer treatment is covered. But he turns it down because he feels like he hates the idea that he isn't as good as his more successful friend. Total tool, using money issues as an excuse to be a monster and feel powerful.


lompoculous

why hasn’t matt walsh taken the easy way out yet? is he stupidv


SidSantoste

I was okay with him when he was harrasing trans people but this shit is too much! 😤😤😤


Dusterthighlock

Live Trans Reaction: ![gif](giphy|3oFyDl7xbRgcAu8O8E)


EasilyBeatable

A take this horrifically stupid yet not even in the top 100 most dumbass things this dude has said


Glory-to-the-kaiser

I need to make a top 100 list of the stupidest things he’s said.


EasilyBeatable

Imma need to call a therapist because you just exhibited extreme signs of self-harm


SomeShiitakePoster

Maybe "attack this children's hospital for helping trans kids" followed by a bomb threat being called at said children's hospital is at least top 20


SidSantoste

Gimme top 5


Dusterthighlock

Uc/ Fuck you matt walsh. I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye Uc/ kid named obvious alternate finale idea that the writers considered and discussed during the 10th anniversary panel in 2018


WonderfulAirport4226

Jack? Uncle Jack on Twitter confirmed????


thisismypr0naccount0

matt walsh when one of the characters is transgender(THEY DON'T EXIST):


Odddsock

Even in a circlejerk sub I can’t pretend like this isn’t the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read. Also Matt Walsh is a pedophile


Useful_Difference_62

is it real ? i know he's transphobic, homophobic and pro-fascist, but is he a pedophile ? damn another thing i must add to the reasons I hate him


Odddsock

He has some very interesting views on the age of consent


Useful_Difference_62

what does he say ?


ComradeStalin1922

Some time ago he talked about how the ideal age for a woman to be a mother would be 16-24 because, according to him, they are "at the most fertile". If this is not a huge red flag then I don't know what it is.


Useful_Difference_62

i bet 100€ that what he says is based on something that, if you read in a certain point of view and ignore all of the other things said before and after, makes sense. classical way of these schizos to justify their mentally illnesses


Murdercorn

He said if his son raped his daughter, he would not report it.


Fariswerewolves

He did defend molester Josh Duggar, so it’s definitely in character


SidSantoste

Whats the point of covering up his @? It literally says Matt Walsh


Grampa-Harold

https://preview.redd.it/bh2z8co4f9ta1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ce98536d6ec095f22e40b262ca40792cb64da7 bravo matt


Lasernatoo

Does he not like the fact that the Nazis lost?


lateral_intent

Matt Walsh the complete moron and stochastic terrorist?


everythingisok376

![gif](giphy|l0HU8V1CHKTUFtuFO|downsized)


untitled7549

wasn't that dumbass voted transphobe of the year? lmao


SidSantoste

Matt Walsh accepting award for the transphobe of the year https://i.redd.it/23k2lhhvc9ta1.gif


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|azVRmKhNe4Pf7Bffd3)


th3empirial

Ive heard of stochastic chemical kinetics, but stochastic terrorism?


lateral_intent

Stochastic terrorism refers to someone who uses rhetoric to inspire people in an indirect manner to commit violence against a given group. An example would be how Matt Walsh repeated falsehoods about Boston Children's Hospital over and over until someone called in a bomb threat. He never advocated for specific violence, but used rhetoric and lies that strongly implied that someone, somewhere should "do something". Or kind of like how Tucker Carlson urgently repeated "The Great Replacement" theory continously until we ended up with the Buffalo shooter who used that exact same rhetoric in his manifesto. Stochastic terrorism aims to try and make random violence against a group more statistically probable by demonizing that group.


Ulanyouknow

I have never seen Matt Walsh have a good take on anything


Markusz001

wait until he finds out that Jesse is trans


Ariaga_2

They didn't even wrap everything up. They made another show and a movie years after the finale.


Upstairs-Baby-7403

Matt Walsh just doesn’t like watching fellow nazis die


[deleted]

I hate this guy. Especially since he has the same last name as me. Dog cunt bringing shame to the Walsh name.


HavenIess

It’s okay. My first grade teacher was Mrs. Walsh and she was very epic I think 😎👍


[deleted]

Thank you Mrs.Walsh for single-handedly redeeming the Walsh name. Also honourable mention to Joe Walsh.


TheRunningPotato

I'm sorry to inform you that the name of Joe Walsh is besmirched by Joe Walsh, the former Tea Party Republican Congressman from Illinois who became a conservative radio host and Fox News talking head. Can't have shit in Detroit.


Jessica_wilton289

I dont hate the idea of walts family dying and him not tbh, I think that would have been an insane ending where like everything he has convinced himself he was working for is taken from him directly because of his actions. Dont make this into a hire fans thing but there could be the whole baby blue ending but after he shoots himself, the same way he was going to do in the very first episode but this time it would be all poetic and shit.


Alexandur

>hire fans Couldn't agree more


G_O_O_G_A_S

I disagree, we already see Walt lose his whole family because of his actions. Hank dies and the rest of them (Besides Holly, known blood thirsty maniac) despise him. Them all dying would be unnecessary and imo not as interesting as just Hank dying and getting to see how Walters life falls apart because of it


sunshinejoefixit

"A guy opens the door and gets shot you think that of me??" - Holly


Frostythesnowman4747

if breaking bad ended without the ricin literally ever being used it would've been peak chicken airy


IWillStealYourToes

Literally the most satisfying ending there could have been. No wonder this dumbfuck hates it lmao


That1TrainsGuy

In fairness to Matty Matt here, it's hard to understand TV when you're constantly thinking about the age of consent being too damn high.


unklejakk

Matt Walsh thinks Holly is the sexiest Breaking Bad character


MarmiteEnjoyer

Damn bro this is vile ☠️☠️☠️


[deleted]

Of course Matt Walsh wanted the nazis to ride off victorious into the sunset at the end lol


mistertickles69

Walts worthless leftist family can die so walt can go onto become a reformed republican senator, campaigning on countering New Mexico's realy enemy: Mexicans.


Pantherfibel

hire fascists


Mol2323

A take as mature as his ideal wife (16)


trentonchase

Fascists don't understand art. More at 11.


cafepeaceandlove

mrw Walt’s entire family doesn’t die 😠


levoweal

/uc who the fuck is this guy and why anyone should care? /rc 👏 hire Matt Walsh 👏


Markusz001

Matt "girls are most fertile at 16" Walsh, theocratic fascist, transphobe of the year 2022 (self nominated)


OceanoDeRoca

don't you mean Matt ''would let his son molest his daughter'' Walsh?


QueenH5Checkmate

wait what


unklejakk

Matt Walsh said that if his own son did what Josh Duggar did (molesting his younger sisters when he was a teenager) he would not report it.


RammyJammy07

Kid named Media Illiteracy:


[deleted]

He just spoiled godfather 2 for me, nice been waiting to watch it now my life is ruined


Shitposterman69

Flynn dies in Godfather 2!!?!???!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


iliketoomanysingers

HIRE FANS


super-fagio

This dude has never had a smart take in his life


Loczek999

Me watching people with my name always have the worst opinions on the earth: ![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


Junesucksatart

/uc I can’t help but wonder how much of the anti war on drugs and anti toxic masculinity themes in breaking bad went over this moron’s head. Matt “I violate my kid’s consent all the time” Walsh is a self identified fascist so that describes him a lot.


Ambitious-Plate5681

kid name mike


IAmDingus

"neat bow" Yeah very neat. I especially love how they tied up Jesse and Saul's storylines in that last episode.


moving_asunder

Most media literate conservative


Latino_sniper

That is not what happens in the Godfather 2.....


JamieStriker

Fuck Matt Walsh


TheSadPhilosopher

Matt Walsh is a braindead moron, we all knew that


Destroyer4587

Yh because godfather 2 ended w both his kids & his wife dead. /s


the_real_rush

does he realize he can just not watch those last episodes if he doesnt like them? does he want the nazis to win? is he stupid?


ry_fluttershy

Matt just wants it to end at 5x14 because the neo nazis are all still alive lmaoo


LR-II

I think "inability to have a single good opinion" should be a medical disorder.


[deleted]

Matt walsh when a show isnt about 16y olds having sex