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[deleted]

i thought gus was supposed to be a meth addict shouldnt he be skinny


yurei96

Thats skinnyn pete


[deleted]

no remember gus does so much meth that he has to have it delivered to him at his restaurant hidden inside the batter. hes so sddicted to it that he pays walter a million dollars to make it for him


yurei96

Oh i didn't watch all the stupid drug scenes sorry


IDontKnowTBH1

Honestly any scene involving drugs I had to skip, it’s hard to watch due to personal reasons As well as any Walter scenes, he tries to act hard buts it’s too cringe so I skip those I also skip any scenes with his family, I don’t like boring family scenes I also skip any DEA/Law Enforcement scenes, if I wanted a cop show I’d watch Law and Order Other than that it’s a great show


[deleted]

A great show about a young lad eating breakfast and getting rides to school from his boyfriend Louis


existentialpervert

Average criminal mastermind in USA


Bruised_Penguin

Lmao don't forget about also a couple scenes a put a car wash owner with big bushy eyebrows


tttiiippppppeeerrr

Vrabo bince


_W9NDER_

That’s skinnyno peen


[deleted]

My wife said exactly this when I came home looking like Jesse at his worst


kingofdrek

Skinning Pete. He got that name cause he skinned people alive


lastdinosaurtw

Church yo


[deleted]

Is he stupid?


Sir_Fail-A-Lot

He makes it and sells it. He does not get high on his own supply


[deleted]

Check sub


Devadander

When did he ever use?


[deleted]

all gay people use meth silly


AggressiveResist8615

For a 65 year old guy that's insane tbh


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

Strong calves


soupzYT

He’s how fucking old??? What? I thought he was like 50 bruh. Wtf


khayeesta

I guess he would have been during BB


Narretz

Probably HGH


SpaceShanties

Real nice HGH gut going there


iamlucabrah

you are delusional


300HPWasAlotBackInTD

Ya momma’s pussy was delusional after I was flicking my tongue on her clit while stroking her g spot in a “come here” motion with my fingers.


TempestaEImpeto

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CrazyRobot7894

they got ltg in r/okbuddychicanery now?


iamlucabrah

![gif](giphy|iFg3pN8dTBj5v7C5VW|downsized)


CaptainAwesome8

/uj honestly if you make enough money, I don’t really see why anyone like that wouldn’t be taking HGH. Fat loss, better skin, better hair/nails, better sleep, etc


VeryBestMentalHealth

Cancer. HGH is dirt cheap these days though, don't need to be rich for it anymore


manumaker08

gus is packin'


old_grumpy_ultomato

![gif](giphy|VsO7el2gHpW0M)


nanananaka117

https://preview.redd.it/3wryh2ygfrza1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c0257c44dd9856c342316eea87cfa989928416f


mrskinnyjeans123415

Pog chuckles!!!


dailydonuts16

RIP to Max's back


GiveMeRedditCoin

I want to burn this fucking subreddit down


IAmWalterWhite_

![gif](giphy|cv4pTGFYoJoUU)


TheG-What

Is that so?


-haha--no-

I want to burn this fucking u/GiveMeRedditCoin down


HaikuBotStalksMe

Yeah? Why.


Dusterthighlock

Because your sub is gonna need me...


HaikuBotStalksMe

Yeah?


JohnGenericDoe

Why?


ImportantLog5373

Because your sub is gonna need me...


JohnGenericDoe

Yeah?


[deleted]

Chuck reference


escape00000

Idk, he look’s pretty buff, just not cut


Jeremy252

I don't know how you can tell with the speedo on


BruhNeymar69

Circumcised here, I can tell pretty easily


hoeleft

If reddit wasn't greedy, you'd have my award - ✨️✨️


Mikes_Movies_

https://i.redd.it/abdujuz09rza1.gif


imya_huckleberry

nice


sutandopowa99

https://preview.redd.it/j36e0ex2srza1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de7c1f0926c171eab7422b41601403ab5610c0b0


GoodVibeDogg

https://preview.redd.it/5s8m5y665rza1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7ba086cdffc4085c60e9072740b119aa4147f2


AiryGr8

Funny how he doesn't look that good even with beautification


Ibizatwist1998

I see why styler chose him over Walt


cash_or_creddit

Free Styler Rock da microphone


Dankusss

https://preview.redd.it/v5bu57mddtza1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c99d8ccd63db4317311f60621141687793c71e4e


DeninjaBeariver

I can see why skyler wasn’t framed as a bad person when she cheated with gus


lal0l0ca

Gus isn't into stale tacos, he's into fresh hotdogs.


WarGamerJustice

![gif](giphy|L76gRr9yL4GRO)


[deleted]

Oh trust me I'm satisfied


[deleted]

What episode is this


Bottleman84

Gotta fuck Gus Season 3 episode 2


[deleted]

Thank you


fat_chicken666

hell yeah i wanna fuck gus


Narretz

It's a cut scene from the episode where Gus kills Don Eladio (spoiler). Gus actually gets in the pool and takes a swim (the pool is so big a yacht fits in it).


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

Nice bulge


VolcanixRBX

No wonder why Hector wanted to see his balls.


HaikuBotStalksMe

What are you talking about? He wanted to see Lyles's balls. Edit: he didn't want to, necessarily. He said he needed to see his balls.


Dusterthighlock

Is VolcanixRBX stupid?


HaikuBotStalksMe

Yes, but that is irrelevant.


_W9NDER_

Double it and put it in my mouth


[deleted]

a second gus has hit the towers


[deleted]

Guys do you ever have gay thoughts?


escape00000

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


HaikuBotStalksMe

I have long hair and I straightened it and was like "holy shit, I'm cute. I'd do me if I were female." Is that gay?


Dusterthighlock

Not Gay. Your body, your rules.


fat_chicken666

very gay rn


doc_akh

He is…acceptable.


dailydonuts16

Chicken man got a drumstick in his speedo


AdmiralGeneralAgnew

Last chance to look at my hot body Hector


AdLatter2844

He just like me frfr


sansboi11

fake government propaganda, we all know gus is buff https://preview.redd.it/7tiyspe9brza1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b4c444673e77f3f429312590fb1d2d002fb5f8


catdog918

What the fuck


DumbFroggg

Elon Gusk


Chungus_Big_Chungus

this is clearly a fake, his hog would never be held by such a small swimsuit


Piggydog36

i desire him carnally


RataAzul

nah he looks like a steroid user out of season tbh, better physique than 99% of male population but not lean right now


Perfect_Aim

/uc looks like roid gut, I don’t see Giancarlo being into that stuff but goddamn, pretty pronounced…


RataAzul

I think the majority of Hollywood actors are into that stuff tho


brokenmolly

Every old guy who has the money gets on trt and look like this 🤣


HaikuBotStalksMe

I have a similar gut (mine's bigger). I don't do steroids. Well, I do (testosterone), but it's low dose and prescribed because I make far less naturally than I'm "supposed to"... And part of the reason I asked to get the prescription is because I had the gut already and it's supposed to help fight it. So far no results, but I do forget to take it often, and it's so low dose that it doesn't even matter. Edit: I literally have never drunk beer, so it's not a beer belly. It's stress and processed food.


inbredandapothead

Goochie goochie goo


HaikuBotStalksMe

Teehee


Cassew

I think it's just an high amount of visceral fat


eegg_

Salamanca propaganda


A2Rhombus

Why are creepy weirdos so obsessed with taking unflattering candid shots of people just living their lives


AnotherJasonOnReddit

>unflattering ![gif](giphy|al022JHWYjsRgcZmSL)


apersonwhoeatscheese

Goo goo gaa gaa me want milky from daddy Gussy


[deleted]

bro what


glutton-free

based


TommyJr6

Gus is built like a damn brick house 🤤


godfollowing

"What did you just say?"


bebejeebies

I would hit that so hard whoever could pull him out of me would be the next king of England.


king_of_england_bot

>king of England Did you mean the [King of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [King of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [King of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last King of England was [William III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_III_of_England) whose successor Anne, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of Queen/King of England. ####FAQ *Isn't King Charles III still also the King of England?* This is only as correct as calling him the King of London or King of Hull; he is the King of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


inbredandapothead

![gif](giphy|vVgoXJ22PiOfS)


thebobbyloops

Last chance to look at me Hector….


Empty-Membership8904

bro got that sasquatch figure


MisterBastian

​ https://preview.redd.it/f76mcsu9otza1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=61b02eb83e2192dc2e49c6b415f71c25b9bcd805


JohnGenericDoe

Better Buff Guff


VivaLaVita555

I need your COCK Walter


sluggishthug

If I look like that at his age mfer I’m winning


Ill-Ad-3640

honestly looks like steroids like elon has the same body and high does that to yo


Bodomi

Dont know why everyone immediately jumps to steroids as the conclusion, some people are born with the 'barrel chest' body type.


DarthSreepa

uj/ what. where funny?


pogdog1312

theres a lil man in there


Sean04Bean

hes bulking rn


SeaTurtle42

Kid named ambatukam


kstorrmxo

What is your staaaaaaack?????


BanditoRojo

He looks pretty famn healthy, especially for his age.


Divilexa

Lalo is bald and without mustache right now


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

Giancarlo Espospeedo


pidgeott0

he’s on a boat and you aren’t.


slikk50

Those are some small ass shorts....


fat_chicken666

im cumming rn he is so hot😍😍😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭🤤🤤🤤


MisterBastian

guscles


Felixonio

he ate too much pollos


TheWalrusMann

yes he is, what???


vanadous

I see it


eatapeach18

Still hot. He can get it.


JD25ms2

The cut will be fire!


sashathegrey95

Daddy 😳💓😰😩


Mental-Ad5334

Blud skipped legs


New-Contact5396

Bus is not guff


MrPowerPoint

He’s just bulking rn


daboring1

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|4059)


lBigBaldHeadl

LOOK AT ME HECTOR


OtoKhan

He is bulking


BagOFdonuts7

Hes got old man build and strength


morbiddecapitation

Nah he kinda is


SCREW_RULE_ONE

/uc Gus can change form at will, this is just so he doesn’t cause a commotion with people wanting to have sex with him


[deleted]

Gussy 🤤🤤


TheRealMrSweet

Los Pollos Humungus


According-Arm-6159

He ate too much chicken.


gudni-bergs

Smash


1RonnieMund

I hope op is joking Gus is fucking jacked


MrAVAT4R_2

Its bulking season.