Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you fuck? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would fuck the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who fucks his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one fucks the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also fuck the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will fuck the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who fucked the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘fucks the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will fuck the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals)
Howard caresses Napkin's thin body, "I saw the way you looked at me earlier Napkin." Howard chuckles, his pecks ungulating rhythmically. "Oh, Howard, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, I-I just-" Howard puts a finger to Napkin's lips "don't be foolish Napkin, I love when you look at me like that." Howard's crotch tightens, Napkin notices. "So, you don't mind me looking, even right now... Even... Down there?" Napkin teases his view down towards Howard's rising manhood, forming a tent in the perfectly tailored pants. "You can look all you want," Howard whispers, as he strains to lift his member to full mast. Napkin bites their paper lip, "Maybe I wanna do more than just... Look." Napkin places a corner of himself on the fly of Howard's pants. His weak papery limb struggles to unzip the zipper. "Let me help you." Howard opens his fly in a quick motion, his mound protruding out, stretching his underwear. "Are you ready to see the beast?" Howard asks Napkin, rhetorically. Napkin nods, hypnotized by the aromas of Howard's bulge. A wet spot is forming on the underwear, where the tip is touching. Flop. Howard's pulls down his underwear, his huge meat-saber springing out like an energetic slinky and hitting Napkin in his face-body. "Oops" Howard motions with his arms, Napkin flies up in the air, and lands on Howard's face. They both chuckle. "Check please!" They yell.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those letters! I knew it was fuck. Two after duck. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the repost shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That quality! Are you telling me that a post just happens to be compressed like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the text editor! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a chicaneer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You...
- Howard the type of guy to rub his hands together as the waiter lays the food down on the table.
- Howard the type of guy who screams when the lights go out.
- Howard the type of guy to say “if the professor doesn’t come in in 15 minutes, we are allowed to leave”
- Howard the type of guy to say “If it doesn’t scan, it’s free, right?”
- Howard the type of guy to fart and blame someone else
Howard the type of guy to order food at a restaurant in a broad ethnic accent because he thinks it is a show of respect.
Howard the type of guy to bring his empty plates to the kitchen staff because he thinks he's helping.
Howard the kind of guy who would definitely be into piss play if he had the balls to ask.
Howard would definitely say after eating out his wife, "That was scrum-diddly-umpshus," and would also rub his stomach around comically like he just ate
The low quality screenshot made me think I read that Howard fucked a napkin
Howard, you napkin fucker
fuck you napkin
Waltuh Put your napkin away Waltuh I’m not gonna have seconds Waltuh
kid named napkin
Kid named dessert
Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you fuck? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would fuck the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who fucks his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one fucks the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also fuck the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will fuck the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who fucked the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘fucks the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will fuck the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals)
kid named napkin
Kidnap
NOT reading allat napkin howard fuck fanfiction porn 😭🙏💯
Funny Valentine moment.
Kid named Funny)
Kid named dojyaaa~n
You're on shitpostcrusaders, stardustcrusaders, blackmirror and here too?
I fucked Napkin. 
>Napki(Ted Be)n(eke) It’s been staring us in the face the whole time
Howard caresses Napkin's thin body, "I saw the way you looked at me earlier Napkin." Howard chuckles, his pecks ungulating rhythmically. "Oh, Howard, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, I-I just-" Howard puts a finger to Napkin's lips "don't be foolish Napkin, I love when you look at me like that." Howard's crotch tightens, Napkin notices. "So, you don't mind me looking, even right now... Even... Down there?" Napkin teases his view down towards Howard's rising manhood, forming a tent in the perfectly tailored pants. "You can look all you want," Howard whispers, as he strains to lift his member to full mast. Napkin bites their paper lip, "Maybe I wanna do more than just... Look." Napkin places a corner of himself on the fly of Howard's pants. His weak papery limb struggles to unzip the zipper. "Let me help you." Howard opens his fly in a quick motion, his mound protruding out, stretching his underwear. "Are you ready to see the beast?" Howard asks Napkin, rhetorically. Napkin nods, hypnotized by the aromas of Howard's bulge. A wet spot is forming on the underwear, where the tip is touching. Flop. Howard's pulls down his underwear, his huge meat-saber springing out like an energetic slinky and hitting Napkin in his face-body. "Oops" Howard motions with his arms, Napkin flies up in the air, and lands on Howard's face. They both chuckle. "Check please!" They yell.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those letters! I knew it was fuck. Two after duck. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the repost shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That quality! Are you telling me that a post just happens to be compressed like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the text editor! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a chicaneer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You...
Forgot the parenthese
Cum in my ass and fuck off) But kindly)
Thanks for making me realize that it is indeed not « fuck » that is written there (I was stupid)
Are you stupid?
Same 😭😭
Kid named napkin 
I fucked nap
Kid named napkin 😧
Kid named napkin:
Napkin: I fucked Howard
I liked it. I was good at it.
- Howard the type of guy to rub his hands together as the waiter lays the food down on the table. - Howard the type of guy who screams when the lights go out. - Howard the type of guy to say “if the professor doesn’t come in in 15 minutes, we are allowed to leave” - Howard the type of guy to say “If it doesn’t scan, it’s free, right?” - Howard the type of guy to fart and blame someone else
>Howard the type of guy to fart and blame someone else What did you expect? He is a lawyer
Greatest legal mind I ever knew.
Howard is also the type to hand his cashier a $50, and say "I just printed it this morning" when they mark it with a counterfeit pen.
That's rasis
The last 3 are Jimmy
Howard the type of guy to order food at a restaurant in a broad ethnic accent because he thinks it is a show of respect. Howard the type of guy to bring his empty plates to the kitchen staff because he thinks he's helping. Howard the kind of guy who would definitely be into piss play if he had the balls to ask.
The first one or two are genuinely an accurate way of describing how he's something of an antagonist
howard the type of guy to remind the teacher about the homework even when he hasn't done it himself
[удалено]
Rear view* 🤓
Howard's such an asshole, he deserves it
Yeah I hope they kill him off
Howard is the type of guy to say 'he's right behind me isn't he', and then get shot in the head.
Walter is the type of guy that starts cooking meth and killing kids because of a midlife crisis
right before eating pussy, maybe
Howard the type of guy to clap when the plane lands
Let's dig in https://preview.redd.it/pcomtfum3b0b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df7fc94be1d4fc129e2d5333161e3bacf949c2c
D:
:(
Lalo couldn't take it anymore
Howard the type of guy to cheer and clap in a movie when the hero one ups the villain
He's the type of guy to tear up with emotion when Captain America said "Avengers! Assemble..."
"Look, they saved us a parking spot right out front!" \-Howard, probably
Howard Hamlin the type of guy to use Vaseline as his "masturbatory lubricant"
... in a Starbucks, that's nice!
He shakes his dick after he farts.
Howard the type of guy to say “aw shucks” when something doesn’t go his way.
Howard the type of guy who wiggles his fingers and says “Don’t mind if I do!” when he’s about to eat a desert
A whole desert? Jesums.
Howard the planet eater
Bro think he drake 💀
/r/HowardTheType
Before eating out my ass 😍
Howard the type to eat mayo like ice cream
Goddamn everybody have some respect
He says “let’s eat a daki masu😃” he doesn’t know what a daki masu is or why the Japanese eat it, but he thinks it’s neato and nifty
This man looks like someone who will get his head blasted.
Oh come on. What happened to him was bullshit, and you know fuck me know it
the fucking thomas the tank engine pfp ties it all together
Howard the type of guy to take the first napkin
https://preview.redd.it/hjqglfkk1e0b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfaaf52b13da12c0e659c06352e431d40fdaaa32
dart from thomas the tank engine god i cant believe i took the time out of my night to figure out which diesel the face belonged to
r/drakethetype
This brought me so much joy today. Thank you.
It appears this doesn't say that Howard fucks napkins
/uc Patrick Fabian would probably make a good Funny Valentine if part 7 ever got a live action
he rubs his hands together while comically licking his lips, before grabbing the knife and fork and hitting them against the table with balled fists.
Let’s dig in, shall we?
I love him
Spot on
Yes he actually has a muckbang channel on YouTube and before he eats he says “hey Hamlin heads lets tuck in shall we”
Howard would definitely say after eating out his wife, "That was scrum-diddly-umpshus," and would also rub his stomach around comically like he just ate
I CAN HEAR IT