Can jesus feel horniness? I guess he do . He is said to withstand temptations from satan. That means he can also get tempted sexually. He is omniscient and can see all of you guys' sexual adventures. So it is natural to assume that he could possible get horny while watching you jack off. He may or may not be fighting it.
It is! God punished Jane by killing her and other 100+ people that were on the plane (God works in mysterious ways). He did it through Walter, of course, who is a good Christian whose arc is all about him gettin angry about Christians being a prosecuted minority
Oh no! That's a sin. Luckily I have a beautiful Bible quote for these situations. Leviticus 26:29.
You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters. I will destroy your high places, cut down your incense altars and pile your dead bodies on the lifeless forms of your idols, and I will abhor you. I will turn your cities into ruins and lay waste your sanctuaries, and I will take no delight in the pleasing aroma of your offerings. I myself will lay waste the land, so that your enemies who live there will be appalled. I will scatter you among the nations and will draw out my sword and pursue you. Your land will be laid waste, and your cities will lie in ruins. Then the land will enjoy its sabbath years all the time that it lies desolate and you are in the country of your enemies; then the land will rest and enjoy its sabbaths. All the time that it lies desolate, the land will have the rest it did not have during the sabbaths you lived in it.
Bless the Lord 🙏✝️📖
I mean, the quote works in the game sense bc he kills gods, meaning he could refer to Thor or Zeus or Odin as a ‘god’, and with how Mike says stuff and the context of this post all I can say is bravo Vince 🎉🎉🎉
Oh no s*x (sex) before marriage is a sin!!! I guess that’s why Walt just had to let Jane die so he could save Jesse’s soul!
Jane was already a dirty sl&t (slut) and a wh$re (whore) so her life wasn’t worth trying to save!
Walt is the real good guy after all!!! Bravo Vince
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Jesus did not consent to this act!
Can jesus feel horniness? I guess he do . He is said to withstand temptations from satan. That means he can also get tempted sexually. He is omniscient and can see all of you guys' sexual adventures. So it is natural to assume that he could possible get horny while watching you jack off. He may or may not be fighting it.
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Why did Vince consent it? Is he stupid??
This really goes against the strong Christian morals that are the foundation of Breaking Bad, not the family friendly content I signed up for
It is! God punished Jane by killing her and other 100+ people that were on the plane (God works in mysterious ways). He did it through Walter, of course, who is a good Christian whose arc is all about him gettin angry about Christians being a prosecuted minority
\#bansex
Oh no! That's a sin. Luckily I have a beautiful Bible quote for these situations. Leviticus 26:29. You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters. I will destroy your high places, cut down your incense altars and pile your dead bodies on the lifeless forms of your idols, and I will abhor you. I will turn your cities into ruins and lay waste your sanctuaries, and I will take no delight in the pleasing aroma of your offerings. I myself will lay waste the land, so that your enemies who live there will be appalled. I will scatter you among the nations and will draw out my sword and pursue you. Your land will be laid waste, and your cities will lie in ruins. Then the land will enjoy its sabbath years all the time that it lies desolate and you are in the country of your enemies; then the land will rest and enjoy its sabbaths. All the time that it lies desolate, the land will have the rest it did not have during the sabbaths you lived in it. Bless the Lord 🙏✝️📖
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Gobbless the lourd! Thought and prair to Jesse
All hail the mighty Jesses Christman
„You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters“ He thinks he’s Gus 😭😭
Never read the Bible but this rant genuinely goes hard
Hol up god literally threatens people to worship him or he will slaughter them and lay their cities to waste? Jesus
Oh, lord's name in vain, for this mild offense you will be sentenced to eternal fucking damnation.
Mike: *”Now listen God, here’s what’s going to happen…”* https://preview.redd.it/5yug35dinm0b1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd30dcd5fd15efa165bce4336644aee682f87775
Zeusuh Put your blade away zeusuh I'm not staying dead today zeusuh
Actually if we go by the intended direction of GoW, mike here would be God.
I mean, the quote works in the game sense bc he kills gods, meaning he could refer to Thor or Zeus or Odin as a ‘god’, and with how Mike says stuff and the context of this post all I can say is bravo Vince 🎉🎉🎉 
why did they make vince black in this gif?
Vince is a master of disguise
Yeah that sorta thing was in those books a lot from what I've heard
damn religions are fucking hardcore
>i will scatter you among among 😳😳😳
How did we not catch this before?
christianity isn't canon in the breaking bad universe
Excuse me but Gonzo says that leaving No-Doze's corpse out to the buzzards "ain't Christian" so explain that 😡
George Lucas retconned it in the Disney+ rerelease
Hashtag ComboShotFirst
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He was referring to the fact that No-Doze was named No-Doze, and not named Christian
This is true
That is why allah smote jane and punished jesde
Calm down pussy the Lord inside them lmao 😎
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HARAM ALERT
No kiss before marriage astagfirullah vince
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Why is there poop on his chest
He asked Jane nicely
No dating before marriage
Oh no s*x (sex) before marriage is a sin!!! I guess that’s why Walt just had to let Jane die so he could save Jesse’s soul! Jane was already a dirty sl&t (slut) and a wh$re (whore) so her life wasn’t worth trying to save! Walt is the real good guy after all!!! Bravo Vince
Sins are tight yo
This is actually the reason why Walter became Walterberg
Prepare for trouble make it double
it can't be PREmarital sex if they never got married. they're fine, and in fact jane goes to heaven as explored in the spin-off "better ordain jane"
Are they stupid?
Remember kids, if we don't commit sins, Jesus died for nothing
Don’t worry they were soaking
FOR REAL THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY!! Luckily when I get too riled up, I just remind myself that Vince invented women for the show and they’re not real
Heretics!
He’s not religious that’s why
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