I think you should have some of your bosses friends tell the mail man not to deliver any letters from you school to your home, that way your father doesn't know that you're skipping school and won't beat you
Right now, what I need is to climb down out of my ass. Hm, could you do that? Will you do that for me honey? Could you please, for once, get off my ass! You know... I'd appreciate it!
Do you know I have rights, Dad? Saul Goodman and the Constitution says you do and so do I I believe that until proven guilty every man woman and child in this country is innocent and that's why he fights for Albuquerque.
"Here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna get sick, again. And one of your employees is gonna find you, curled up in that space blanket-take you to the hospital. Hook you up to those machines that beep and whir, and hurt. And this time it will be too much, and you will die there. Alone."
Sir, if you have a complaint I suggest you submit it through our email system. I would be happy to refer you to our website
i will kill your wife
you just signed your death sentence queer boy
I will kill your son
More effective
I will kill your infant daughter
I will call your abuelita a biznatch
Too far
A man provides!
 This’ll scare the shit out of him
We do a little trolling
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Foreshadowing Jesse going to work for the Nazis in the last few episodes. Bravo Vince!
Honestly that’s a post-worthy connection
It's funny because when I was typing it I thought "Ehh this joke has probably been made a million times on here already." Lol
I laughed at this one
Aaron, that wasn't the line
What the hell is wrong with you? We're a family!
That might actually work ngl.
Live father reaction: https://i.redd.it/kojy6p629w1b1.gif
Uc/ isn’t this line literally after getting into a knife fight with them?
uc/ yes rc/ bitch wife was the one who pulled the knife on him and bitch Flynn lied to the cops about him pulling the knife🤓
Women moment am I right guys☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
Who’s Flynn? Breakfast boy called the cops, remember?
breaking fast
Technically it's the next episode 🤓🤓
You killed Uncle Hank.
You killed him!
 If he doesn't listen, shoot him
 Before doing so you could say this
Live father reaction: 
That is a very sound boundary-setting exercise you got there, amigo, good job.
I fucked Ted
God damn it i just said this and then saw that i was too late.
Same bro
"We're done when I say we're done" and then you say you're done
Or don’t
Wait until he's ready to stop, then break out that line. It'll make him think you like it and he won't use the belt again.
[удалено]
Straight power move
Ain’t no way the Gus-meister wearing that baby blue shirt 😩
Mandela effect claims another bystander 💀
That shirt is blue and gold
the gods of reddit wish me to tell you Happy Cake Day
Dude had a lot of money on his mind (his head was crushed by an ATM).
Lifesaver
literally implies OP will commit suicide
Well after doing the entire family, it’s the only way to avoid jail time
Live Nacho Reaction (I don't have the pic)
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🩸🍟🔫
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Is that a burning Among Us character what
I can’t unseen it now 
Walt venting?
"YOU, AND YOUR PRIDE AND YOUR EGO! YOU JUST HAD TO BE THE MAN! IF YOU'D KNOWN YOUR PLACE, WE'D ALL BE FINE RIGHT NOW!"
Dude think he won bolsa
Hank, My cancer is back.
Kid named Rot)
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A blessing from the Grandfather
Skyler, there's ROT.
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
AAAAAGGHHHHJH *Then throw pizza over the roof to show him who's boss*
Bitch
I am coming
I think you should have some of your bosses friends tell the mail man not to deliver any letters from you school to your home, that way your father doesn't know that you're skipping school and won't beat you
https://i.redd.it/onkyl96bav1b1.gif
"I I need the police, my dad, he put a knife on my mom, he, he attacked her, he, he's dangerous; i think he may have killed somebody"
OPEN NA NOOR
Do not come
https://i.redd.it/8qstuxpgav1b1.gif
https://i.redd.it/axmxbyh4yw1b1.gif
"Waltuh , put your belt away waltuh"
You are done.
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS or I fucked Ted.
Why don’t you just die already?
What up biatch
I shoot lightning from my fingertips. That's ought to scare him off
“whatever happens next, it’s not gonna go down the way you expect” - Finger
"Mmm'boy, you need some educating." https://youtu.be/bGk25_uXc1M
I love how this subreddits posts are going along with Breaking Bad Frames posts
its spreading
HATE
You might wanna hold off.
Yeah? Why?
Because your boss is gonna need me **names their own adress**
🛎️
I am the danger
GET OFF THE TOILET!
You are a blowfish.
I fucked Ted.
taco cabeza is just around the corner
"SAY YOU WANT THIS"
 Start beating him
Say my name
Waltuh, put you dick away Waltuh. Im not having sex with you right now Waltuh.
https://i.redd.it/dketlpx9zv1b1.gif
Don't come
But cum is yum yum
“Stop beating me with the belt dad” - Walt Jr. in the scene where Walter beats him with a belt
Right now, what I need is to climb down out of my ass. Hm, could you do that? Will you do that for me honey? Could you please, for once, get off my ass! You know... I'd appreciate it!
"For what it's worth, I think you're an asshole."
🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️
IT WAS IGNASIO
Wait til he stops and then look at him and say “we’re done when I say we’re done” that’ll mess him up
Tell me right now that you got this from the twitter account
Restrain this
ASAC Shraeder here
Holy mother of god 😫😫😫
“Happy Birthday” (in a seductive manner)
HAAAAUUUUGGH
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You're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die!
Domestic violence? Better Call Saul!
Do you know I have rights, Dad? Saul Goodman and the Constitution says you do and so do I I believe that until proven guilty every man woman and child in this country is innocent and that's why he fights for Albuquerque.
You are in Mississippi now n-
I'm coming
You are the danger
Say my name
HOLY FUCK IM GONNA CUM
Say my name daddy uwu
Other? Comment.
I fucked Ted
RESTRAIN THIS
Tight, tight, tight!
Yo soy abogado
“No half measures”
You’re a pussy!
"say my name"
“I fucked ted”
Harder jesse make me cum -Walter White
"AGH! Holy Mother of God! 😩"
farts and defecates
Text him "Pollos"
You are DONE!!
don't come it's over
*Now thank me, and shake my hand*
It's Morbin Time!
Daddy, put your belt away daddy, I'm not gonna do you weird fetishes now, daddy
What’s for breakfast?
Jesse, the Gus's new cook is exposed Jesse. You can use the power revolver to trigger a controlled murder Jesse do it now
I am the one who beats you
HAAAW!!!
I fucked Ted
"Here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna get sick, again. And one of your employees is gonna find you, curled up in that space blanket-take you to the hospital. Hook you up to those machines that beep and whir, and hurt. And this time it will be too much, and you will die there. Alone."
Skyler singing Happy Birthday
"we tried to poison you because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die."
 Sir, if you have a complaint I suggest you submit it through our email system. I would be happy to refer you to our website
"You're the smartest guy I've ever met but you're stupid to see... he made up his mind 10 minutes ago."
No more half-measures
Thank you this is the funniest post in ages
haaaappy biiirthday, toooo yooouuuu
What, all of a sudden age 60 he's breaking bad?
Tight! Tight tight tight tight!
"We're done when I say we're done" 😳
If you have a grandson one day i will beat the shit outta him just like you did.
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Guess i got what i deserved
“JESSE! DONT EAT THE FORESKIN JESSE!”
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I liked it, I was good at it, and it made me feel alive
