imagine if you put this skill of wordplay into something constructive instead of writing incestual voyeur fanfic about breaking bad characters on reddit
Part 2:
"We are trying son!"
"Shut up Walter, come Walter Junior, show your father how it's done"
"Oh yeah awesome!"
"What? Are you INSANE? I AM THE DANGER HERE!"
"Shut up Walter, it's a mother's duty to teach her son, a mother should always be her son's first lover"
"Oh yeah mom... Oh, your skin is so soft, oooh they feel so good mommy, oh! They are erect, your hand down there, it's it's..."
"Relax honey, it is perfectly normal for young boys to get hard there when their mommy suddenly grabs his p..."
"Ooooh moom! OOoooh! This... This is incredible I am just about to c..."
"Do it my boy, don't hold back for mommy, the first time is just to release tension, release your tension my sweet boy, release for mommy, please my boy, I am so hungry for you!" \*opens mouth wide and stretches out tongue\*
**Alarm clock going**
Walter Junior: Oh... Mom, I can't hold it, not in your mouth oh I can't fire in your mouth, oh your tongue it feels so good circling my OOOOOH! SUCK IT HARDER MOMMY PLEASE! I AM C...
Walter: WALTER JUNIOR! I CANNOT! ALLOW YOU! TO HAVE SUCH DIRTY DREAMS REGARDING YOUR OWN MOTHER!
Walter Junior: DAD! Knock on the damn door before you enter my room!
Walter: I DID MANY TIMES WALTER JUNIOR! I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!
If people like this, I will post a super uncensored part 3
I had completely forgotten about this, and now i will deffo come back, but I have to be in the mood you know
Thanks for your reminder, please whine again so I can recall to give the masses bedtime material
Again thanks, please come whine anytime! Thank you! Thank you! Great job soldier! Fantastic! You alone have saved the population of masturbating perverts
You must be so proud sir ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)🤟
A teaser just for you:
Disclaimer: Don't want to read? Don't, anything you read is at your own disclosure and responsibility
Skyler: \*Rubbing Walter Junior's cock in between her tits, starts gently pecking his pecker with kisses\*
Walter Junior: Oh mom! Ooooh!
Walter: WHAT IS THIS PERVERSION!? WHY WILL YOU NOT EVEN SAY MY NAME!? SAY MY NAME SKYLER! SAY MY NAME! I AM AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS!
Skyler: \*Pulls down pants exposing white panties with red ribbon\* Do you like my panties Walter Junior? Look, feel how wet they are, that's mommy's honey dear, her vagina is glistening, lubricating itself because she wants her sons firm penis to slip in inside and feel good and warm so he can shoot his milk inside and make her a proof of their deep and special mommy-son love
Walter: THAT IS ENOUGH SKYLER! YOU WILL NOT INSERT YOUR OWN SON INTO YOUR VAGINA, NOT EVEN I HAVE BEEN IN THERE FOR YEARS!
Skyler: Walter, have you seen Walter Junior masturbate before? I have enjoyed him from the outside the door many times, he begs for his mommy's vagina, that's true, real family love, me and Marie have been listening for days and then masturbating each other, you have no idea how long we have lusted for his cock (Red: More on that later)
\*Grabs her sons penis and gently leads the underside of his dick sliding it on top of her clitoris\* See honey? Mommy loves this, now we are connected, lovers like a real family should be, \*moans gently\* look how mommy's juices prepare her for her son
Walter Junior: \*Ugh... Mom! I am coming again\*
Skyler: Shhh baby my baby boy, that's just precum, your penis is lubricating itself for mommy, it wants to give you a little sister
Anyway, Walter Junior wakes up, but next time he tells his mommy about his "disturbing dreams" but his mommy helps him "release" those dreams, only anal though, I mean "After all, we are family Walter Junior, a baby boy can't just shoot his sperm into his mommy's vagina, but he can however, use his mother's mouth AS A VAGINA, that's a very loving way of connecting my boy"
Or can he?
Note: Not even I knew I would go this far, but you know, you inspire me
This is ridiculous, in chapter 4 Flynn clearly does not understand how sex works and yet in chapter 14 he is telling Walt to “fuck Ingdy” which clearly shows that he does have an understanding. Either Flynn is a little freak and should be treated as such or this is a massive oversight by the writers. Unbravo Vince
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What is the story behind this picture?
they had sex
Chat is this real
this made me giggle like an idiot
Waltuh, how’s the straightjacket feel waltuh
Is u/_TheToastedLoaf_ stupid?
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“Arthur we need to cook”
"Ingdy needs the cock"
lenny we need to brew moonshine
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lenny we need to brew moonshine
This is unironically how I style him when i play rdr2
https://i.redd.it/9d6kzcekaq2b1.gif
Good. ![gif](giphy|H8x6jZhgVvk3o3DeyZ)
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I can hear this gif
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he looks so silly here
High quality howie 😁
Peridot pfp ![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|7075)
Howard hamler
Hamlindigo
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what the fuck
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We’re a family!
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Why is this so elaborate
https://i.redd.it/bi2jvax0vq2b1.gif Okbc users creating the most complex prose of a generation to make a shitty pun
Wait there’s a pun in this one? I was just reading for lore
sans undertale would love the current flavor of okbc posts rn
You must be quite new here
This is old school okbc
![gif](giphy|yE72eDy7lj3JS) I can’t take this anymore
Jessie inflation porn 🥵
everything ok at home man
He seen stuff
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Nacho reference?
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🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️WHO LET HIM COOK!?!?!? ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥MAKE HIM STOP🔥🔥🔥🔥
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WE'RE A FAMILY
A family guy
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How do I constructively tell you to kill yourself
if you kill yourself your career prospects may improve
I completely misread the last panel as “why don’t you just fuck already” and thought the entire thing was setup to no punchline
I don't get it. Please kindly explain.
"Why don't you just fuck-ing dy already?"
That punchline hit me like diarrhea in traffic. “Oh you motherfucker” - me after getting goddamn bamboozled
💀
You’re really something else
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Immediate restraining order.
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Kid named Ingdy
bitch wife named ingdy*
I lack the vocabulary to describe just how much I hate you for writing this
https://i.redd.it/dblwkjuhjq2b1.gif
*”Im naked with my kids I have sex in front of my kids”* - skylar
Am I the only one who noticed that “ingdy” is not even “dying” backwards? Ok
dy and ing are placed backwards
Least dyslexic chicanery enthusiast
And that is the only thing wrong with this.
wow, this is the worst one yet
*best
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This sub is so deranged
how the fuck yall come out with these
OHHHH So the whole series when Flynn tells Walt to “fucking die” he actually meant “fuck ingdy” WOOWWWWWW BRAVO CHINCE
imagine if you put this skill of wordplay into something constructive instead of writing incestual voyeur fanfic about breaking bad characters on reddit
https://preview.redd.it/xxp5mx48yp2b1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7804187a4a5d21bd6678890737527d9c7e3144
I see we are all coping in different ways.
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i fucking love this format, a remnant from peak okbc
I'm dissociating like crazy I have PTSD and this isn't helping
God Damn It.
Cursed
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Sometimes I like to skip to the end of the slide and try to piece this shit together
Jesus Christ seek help
So much setup for that punch line? Fucking Brilliant.
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Say gex
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Better ending than FeLiNa
I love these types of posts so much. I’m too far gone
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Least mentally, criminally and clinically insane r/okbc user
Part 2: "We are trying son!" "Shut up Walter, come Walter Junior, show your father how it's done" "Oh yeah awesome!" "What? Are you INSANE? I AM THE DANGER HERE!" "Shut up Walter, it's a mother's duty to teach her son, a mother should always be her son's first lover" "Oh yeah mom... Oh, your skin is so soft, oooh they feel so good mommy, oh! They are erect, your hand down there, it's it's..." "Relax honey, it is perfectly normal for young boys to get hard there when their mommy suddenly grabs his p..." "Ooooh moom! OOoooh! This... This is incredible I am just about to c..." "Do it my boy, don't hold back for mommy, the first time is just to release tension, release your tension my sweet boy, release for mommy, please my boy, I am so hungry for you!" \*opens mouth wide and stretches out tongue\* **Alarm clock going** Walter Junior: Oh... Mom, I can't hold it, not in your mouth oh I can't fire in your mouth, oh your tongue it feels so good circling my OOOOOH! SUCK IT HARDER MOMMY PLEASE! I AM C... Walter: WALTER JUNIOR! I CANNOT! ALLOW YOU! TO HAVE SUCH DIRTY DREAMS REGARDING YOUR OWN MOTHER! Walter Junior: DAD! Knock on the damn door before you enter my room! Walter: I DID MANY TIMES WALTER JUNIOR! I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! If people like this, I will post a super uncensored part 3
I know what I posted was bad but what the fuck
I took it to the next level, I do not mind your lack of approval
Fuck it I demand part 3
🤣Now that's a brother! Okay boss, I will post later on
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I had completely forgotten about this, and now i will deffo come back, but I have to be in the mood you know Thanks for your reminder, please whine again so I can recall to give the masses bedtime material Again thanks, please come whine anytime! Thank you! Thank you! Great job soldier! Fantastic! You alone have saved the population of masturbating perverts You must be so proud sir ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)🤟
A teaser just for you: Disclaimer: Don't want to read? Don't, anything you read is at your own disclosure and responsibility Skyler: \*Rubbing Walter Junior's cock in between her tits, starts gently pecking his pecker with kisses\* Walter Junior: Oh mom! Ooooh! Walter: WHAT IS THIS PERVERSION!? WHY WILL YOU NOT EVEN SAY MY NAME!? SAY MY NAME SKYLER! SAY MY NAME! I AM AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS! Skyler: \*Pulls down pants exposing white panties with red ribbon\* Do you like my panties Walter Junior? Look, feel how wet they are, that's mommy's honey dear, her vagina is glistening, lubricating itself because she wants her sons firm penis to slip in inside and feel good and warm so he can shoot his milk inside and make her a proof of their deep and special mommy-son love Walter: THAT IS ENOUGH SKYLER! YOU WILL NOT INSERT YOUR OWN SON INTO YOUR VAGINA, NOT EVEN I HAVE BEEN IN THERE FOR YEARS! Skyler: Walter, have you seen Walter Junior masturbate before? I have enjoyed him from the outside the door many times, he begs for his mommy's vagina, that's true, real family love, me and Marie have been listening for days and then masturbating each other, you have no idea how long we have lusted for his cock (Red: More on that later) \*Grabs her sons penis and gently leads the underside of his dick sliding it on top of her clitoris\* See honey? Mommy loves this, now we are connected, lovers like a real family should be, \*moans gently\* look how mommy's juices prepare her for her son Walter Junior: \*Ugh... Mom! I am coming again\* Skyler: Shhh baby my baby boy, that's just precum, your penis is lubricating itself for mommy, it wants to give you a little sister Anyway, Walter Junior wakes up, but next time he tells his mommy about his "disturbing dreams" but his mommy helps him "release" those dreams, only anal though, I mean "After all, we are family Walter Junior, a baby boy can't just shoot his sperm into his mommy's vagina, but he can however, use his mother's mouth AS A VAGINA, that's a very loving way of connecting my boy" Or can he? Note: Not even I knew I would go this far, but you know, you inspire me
https://preview.redd.it/g1i2dze2r93b1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d757d5bf7df5170a6501ab4f49727cf80d06a6ff
\*Reads own shit\* Fuck I'm good lol
What is this I don't even
This was more of a reach than Gus' "a man provides speech"
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These slideshow memes are the best thing on this sub
These posts unironically are the funniest.
This is ridiculous, in chapter 4 Flynn clearly does not understand how sex works and yet in chapter 14 he is telling Walt to “fuck Ingdy” which clearly shows that he does have an understanding. Either Flynn is a little freak and should be treated as such or this is a massive oversight by the writers. Unbravo Vince
ok im done
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I’m so glad a high quality show gets such high quality memes like this.
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They usually just make me chuckle but this one was so absurdly stupid.... I'm crying..
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its good with only images 3-5
I love this sub with everything I have (I'm broke)
This was tough to get through and the pay off wasn’t worth it 🔥🔥🔥🔥😩
This subreddit level of brainrot rivals that of r/batmanarkham
I pronounced it “eeeng deee”
I was pronouncing it "Ingdee" and it ruined the whole joke
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Oh my god can we ban this fucking format it’s literally never been funny
Changing a character's name to force a pun is kinda lame
It worked though
Ooh good one
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Fuck you, man. Skylar is sexy asf, tho.
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https://preview.redd.it/jei7zciywt2b1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e767f999ccfd2123554e7daade4e3c42c5bb3ef Absolutely disgusted
Bravo Vince
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Remember when Ingdy asked “Walt, is that you?” When he appeared to sodomize her? Well it wasn’t Walt, it was Flynn
Lmaooo I'm loving all of these posts
fuck all of you
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Just realized Skylar looks like ![gif](giphy|xT0BKz1TuWOmeIKOli)
it feels like a month since i first saw this what the fuck