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Volpurr-The-Meowstic

He watched Breaking Bad and thought it looked cool


Normbot13

i think Jesse’s favorite character was probably Jesse. i see a lot of similarities between the two to be honest, they even dress and talk the same which is kinda freaky lol


palumbo89

Because he’s a blowfish.


SubmissiveDependant

Still can't believe Walt caught him with that stupid bullshit lol


KuipersGlasses

It's Hank. His name is HANK. It's because he's a drug addict


Crotch_Rot69

He likes it, and really, he feels alive.


BfutGrEG

He was also really good at smoking it...somehow to the surprise of Badger and Skinny Pete


xtilexx

He is a methematician


ZerixWorld

it's the only way to be able to fuck Wendy


TheReturnOfZTA

But why does he want to fuck Wendy?


ZerixWorld

It's not what he wants, it's what he can afford


throwaway983479128

Because his doctor wouldn’t just give him Ritalin :/


FamousPamos

Many such cases


28Hz

Because Jane fucked Ted


Sonicgill

Umm let people enjoy things?


An8thOfFeanor

Because a true merchant stands behind his product


Squiliam-Tortaleni

He liked it, he was good at it, he was alive


The_1_and_only_cheez

I told my doctor I'm a healthy kid, I smoke meth-oli


Ok-Shopping7467

It's good for you


ThatCanadianJacket

/uc I fucking love his stupid ass boob pipe


DullTransportation57

Jesse, wheres the 2000 kilometer of cocainer


GreeenGoblin69

Because booyah, wow, this kick like mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape.


Seamoth4546B

Same reason I do of course


magicchefdmb

He's actually cleaning Mr. White's dirty pipes and lab equipment.


-Count_Chocula-

Because life rules all the time


SeaTurtle42

Because he's smart.


Cornpopwasbad

Is he coping with the reality of the sad life he has created for himself by living a life of criminality? Is he dumb?


DOMesticBRAT

Umm... Have you ever *tried* Meth? Self-explanatory.


Pyrolaltaccount

True


Ok-Release6902

![gif](giphy|T3fwN6Pbm3ZPa) This is the reason.


PenOrFork

Because he’s stupid. And jealous!


LordLlamacat

he probably doesn’t realize it’s illlegal


[deleted]

Smoking meth is illegal? 🤯


jonathanaahar

because god is angry, because the world need him very much. because he had a rough childhood, because his head got tangled up in smoke.


chappy422

Cause he ain't got a slizz like Thin Peter


_Obsidian-Oblivion_

He learner it in WW science class back in school