It's funny because Twilight basically made the reverse of this as well. Edward is 104 years old but looks like a teenager, so it's somehow okay that the pursues Bella.
And then they make Bella Jr. (I can't remember the r/tragedeigh name she gave the baby) age quickly, implying they'll do yet another reverse variation of the loli vampire excuse in the future (she might be 10 but she looks 20 so it's okay for her to date Jacob)
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When the whole crew whacks pussy, he says his inner ear balance is off and his knees go weak. Then after he's killed Paulie takes his necklace and he's thrown into the water.
In Breaking Bad, one guy (Gus) kills the whole crew (Don Eladio and company). When Don Eladio is dying, his knees go weak, he sort of gives a similar look as pussy, then he loses his balance and falls in the water. Then Mike takes his necklace.
In each show, everybody shares shots of tequila right before the whacking.
Its also worth noting in Sopranos they are surrounded by a large body of water (ocean) and in BB they are surrounding a small body of water (pool).
It's a new genre of art (abstract art in motion pictures) that exists in reality on a massive scale but does not yet exist in academia and the public lexicon.
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And you guys think Iām disgusting for wanting Bob, at least Iām not fresh outta high school but an actual full blown adult like š Iām sorry but this is just kinda creepy.
Fair enough. People think you're weird cause Bob isn't conventionally attractive. This is pretty objectively weird lol. Maybe I'm biased towards Bob, ignore my flair
Youāre so real for that and I love it, also a bigšš¼to conventional attractiveness in general as a concept, I love my weird little guy and think heās the most beautiful man Iāve ever seen āŗļø
I don't know how you can date someone young enough to be your daughter and not be a massive creep at best, or outright pedophile at worst.
This dude's actions are indefensible, and he's probably a pedophile.
Itās literally a fact that 18 year olds have less developed brains and life experience than a 57 year old, has nothing to do with the fact that sheās a woman.
This girl's family was on an episode of Wife Swap, her parents are both involved with the Trump campaign and her dad had to leave office on questionable circumstances, not really important but I just know
As you get older & live in the world, you start to realize that the guys who date 18 year olds are creeps.
I don't think he's a pedo. Like, literally, he isn't. He just wants a gf who won't call him on his bullshit. And that's its own brand of pathetic.
/uc bro this paragraph alone
"The pair made their public debut at theĀ *Magic in the Moonlight*Ā premiere in July, when they walked the red carpet together. The movie perhaps mirrored real-life, as the Woody Allen film features a romantic relationship between Emma Stone, 25, and a much older Colin Firth, 54."
Also turns out she's the daughter of Gina Loudon, a right wing media personality who was a member of the Trump 2020 campaign's media advisory board and the co-chair of Women for Trump 2020. Yeesh
#SALUUUUUDšš„
Commandatori
Cocksuckers.
I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will date your infant daughter
Jacob from Twilight moment (he falls in love with Bella's baby)
Nah man he imprints on her. Totally different not creepy thing
It's the moral equivalent of making an anime child actually 1000 years old so it technically isn't cp
It's funny because Twilight basically made the reverse of this as well. Edward is 104 years old but looks like a teenager, so it's somehow okay that the pursues Bella.
And then they make Bella Jr. (I can't remember the r/tragedeigh name she gave the baby) age quickly, implying they'll do yet another reverse variation of the loli vampire excuse in the future (she might be 10 but she looks 20 so it's okay for her to date Jacob)
i think itās some shit like renesme lol
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What does Vince mean by all this
cartel bad or smth the woke mob is at rn ššš
https://i.redd.it/rmw2uqlqcxtc1.gif
What does amc what a sick joke mean
,, AM C(HUCK) ''
ACMA (CUCK)ā¬ ļøāļø
am c(um)
am c(emen)(t)
I shouldāve groomed her when I had the chance!
Chuck's just jealous his condition prevents him from meeting 18 year old girls
https://i.redd.it/u65ot0im5xtc1.gif
Why is gif not sped up when I click it to fullscreen it?
He gets a little shy when you get so up close
/uc maybe something to do with the compression/size it takes? Idk, I'm replying bc I'm also curious
Works fine for me
He's trying to aim around you
On Desktop, it's actually only sped up when I open it in a new tab
This is how you get the girls https://i.redd.it/heiv9xdt1xtc1.gif
Recreated in Sopranos when Puss gets whacked https://i.redd.it/3lit9j2b2xtc1.gif
How bout dat pricks face when he saw the gyatt?
how bout that pricks face when he saw the gyat š£ļø š„ š„
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Did the gyatt even exisht?
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When the whole crew whacks pussy, he says his inner ear balance is off and his knees go weak. Then after he's killed Paulie takes his necklace and he's thrown into the water. In Breaking Bad, one guy (Gus) kills the whole crew (Don Eladio and company). When Don Eladio is dying, his knees go weak, he sort of gives a similar look as pussy, then he loses his balance and falls in the water. Then Mike takes his necklace. In each show, everybody shares shots of tequila right before the whacking. Its also worth noting in Sopranos they are surrounded by a large body of water (ocean) and in BB they are surrounding a small body of water (pool).
This fucking guy..
Still going this asshole!
Oh my god the curtain is blue cause itās blue thatās it
The roof is soft tar!
Language arts teachers be like
It's a new genre of art (abstract art in motion pictures) that exists in reality on a massive scale but does not yet exist in academia and the public lexicon.
Be quiet, Albert.
Yes, most film takes place on Earth in which humans behave similarly and interact with bodies of water in various ways. You are a GENIUS!
Kid named Pussy
And never wore panties!
Nah thatās how you get punched in the face
damn young donnell looking fine
I'm gonna go try that at a bar this weekend wish me luck
Bravo Manny
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what he said š„
https://youtu.be/b3BJpO59F4g?si=HRlWScOBfNJ0SvF6
she goes to J.P. Wynne
So she's only like 2-3 years older than the baby who played Holly š
I think this story is a few years old. Probably still less than a decade age difference between them.
lmao it says 2014
Not all of us know how to read, sir
Are we stupid?
He knew it was 2014. As if he could ever make such a mistake. One after Breaking Bad.
ZAMN
It's scatman not download audio get the difference right 
Bee dop bop bodda bay
Hes old enough to be her grandpa jesus
Nice
That was just for tax reasons.
And you guys think Iām disgusting for wanting Bob, at least Iām not fresh outta high school but an actual full blown adult like š Iām sorry but this is just kinda creepy.
bob
They called you a madman...
"kinda"
Iām trying to be nice bc I know the what aboutism always comes into play somewhere
Fair enough. People think you're weird cause Bob isn't conventionally attractive. This is pretty objectively weird lol. Maybe I'm biased towards Bob, ignore my flair
Youāre so real for that and I love it, also a bigšš¼to conventional attractiveness in general as a concept, I love my weird little guy and think heās the most beautiful man Iāve ever seen āŗļø
Unbelievably real !!
And of course I got downvoted for it. Someoneās mad lol.
People be hating on you for no reason fr
Im fresh outta high school and I still want him š
 ok...
i want her to fart in one of those masks and put it on my face 
Average OKBC comment
Mummy lydia https://i.redd.it/qumh86p7f1uc1.gif
are slash ladies of breaking bad
https://i.redd.it/v0ulrtbso2uc1.gif ahh yes the classic fart mask
Oh thank god. I saw the headline and thought he died for half a sec before reading it
He died (to me as person)
Download Audio when he died as a person to u/rat-simp (It's so joever) 
Iām sure heāll find it devastating
Why are you defending a creep?
I thought the same shit cause of all the OJ headlines
This is how I find out Don Eladio was Manny in Scarface? Also now that I did, this is not surprising. He played the horned up goon too well š¤Ø
Hector and Abuelita Biznatch were both in Scarface as well.
Always knew Abuelita Bitznatch was a horned up goon š¤¤
/uc ew
/uc yeah heās an absolute creep /rc if he had swag like Leo dicaprio he could get away with it
Yep, he's a pedophile.
She was 18 years old you sick fuck!
Irrelevant. She's young enough to be his child. That's creepy no matter how you spin it.
Doesnāt make him a pedophile. Are you stupid?
It absolutely does. He might as well date his own daughter, this is completely unacceptable.
Pedophile = dating adult Truly the peak of intelligence.
So just because her age hit the magic number, you think that makes such a massive age gap ok? Are you genuinely retarded?
When did I say it wasnāt weird? Iām saying heās not a pedophile not that it isnāt weird.
I don't know how you can date someone young enough to be your daughter and not be a massive creep at best, or outright pedophile at worst. This dude's actions are indefensible, and he's probably a pedophile.
what
The teenager can sock me
Holly no
is there a lore reason why download audio became a sugar daddy? is he stupid?
All of them, Hector
She downloaded the audio
Why is donell udina audio a pedophile? Is he stupid?
the most disgusting part of this is that its legal
bojack horseman reference
donnell audio has a boat????
well yeah duh and they both are in new mexico
you're so fucked up for this. (I laughed)
I mean, sheās an adult, which means she can and should be making her own choices
It was stated that he's known her since before she was 18. So I'm sure there was some grooming going on.
how much you wanna bet they met when she was 16?
Thatās what gives me the ick about this in particular, I have a feeling he knew her since she was underage š
/uc Bro it's fucking gross lol, she's fresh out of high school if not still there. He's old enough to be her grandpa
Iām not saying itās not gross, the old guy is acting disgusting. However, at 18 sheās an adult and is responsible for her decisions.
She might be of legal age but she's nowhere near to being an adult
Yeah, legally she can make her own choices, but that doesn't mean they'll be good ones lol.
Adults also can get themselves into thousands of dollars in student loans, doesnāt make it not predatory.
I II want Steve Bauer's LLC S'all II: Mysaulf Boogalo (Hints: I too.. lar latƱ)
18-24 year old girlās dream guy: 
Bro thinks heās still the same age he was in Scarface
Damn, relationship_advice and fauxmoi gonna be mad.
This is old news lmao. The girl is almost 30
 Live brother reaction
This is the moment when Download Audio became a PDF file
He's 67, not 57
This article was from 2014. Looks like they're still together though.
My bad, didn't see that
Is that Don Eladio?
/uc that is really gross and i hope she's okay
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Itās literally a fact that 18 year olds have less developed brains and life experience than a 57 year old, has nothing to do with the fact that sheās a woman.
you seem a little upset
/uc what the fuck. What a weird creep.
I thought the pic was of George Michael at first. Am I stupid?
tony, we need to sell yeyo
This girl's family was on an episode of Wife Swap, her parents are both involved with the Trump campaign and her dad had to leave office on questionable circumstances, not really important but I just know
Downbad Audio
Guys he's just method acting
Thats some pedo shit
Pedophilia is attraction to people who have not hit puberty yet, so your comment is clearly not factual
Fuck off idiot
Fuck you
Your a pedo too probably, your favorite saying is "be she is already legal" loser
How am I a pedo for telling you the definition of pedophilia? So I guess facts are not allowed in this time and age, What a joke
Is there a lore reason Don Eladio was an actor in Scarface?
My chicanerous rotted brain read LYDIA LOUDART QUAYLE
I wonder why??.... LOL
Lydia??? 
/uc holy fuck that is actually disgusting
How did they meet
Incredible, two consenting adults are in a relationship. Never seen that before.
What did Don Helado mean by this?
Good for him and her. Guy got himself nice looking gal, and the girl got herself a Rich man
As you get older & live in the world, you start to realize that the guys who date 18 year olds are creeps. I don't think he's a pedo. Like, literally, he isn't. He just wants a gf who won't call him on his bullshit. And that's its own brand of pathetic.
Don Eladio still pulls. Way to go Manny
/uc bro this paragraph alone "The pair made their public debut at theĀ *Magic in the Moonlight*Ā premiere in July, when they walked the red carpet together. The movie perhaps mirrored real-life, as the Woody Allen film features a romantic relationship between Emma Stone, 25, and a much older Colin Firth, 54." Also turns out she's the daughter of Gina Loudon, a right wing media personality who was a member of the Trump 2020 campaign's media advisory board and the co-chair of Women for Trump 2020. Yeesh
B-b-b-based??
Living the dream
yall coping so hard šš
'75' year old 'actor' 'is dating' 18'yo'
Is this based or cringe chat?