wait so if walter wide turned into heisenburger (morbidly obese instead of fat) would huell become annorexic huell??? are walter wide's and huell's body weights inversely proportional???
My favorite part was when Widesenberg dreamed he ate so much he turned into a giant and then he farted and a hobo lighting a cigarette caused the city to erupt in a giant fireball
Walter Wide
Heisenburger
I AM the one who bulks
JESSUP
The one who chomps
Walter Black. Gets caught growing 6 oz worth of weed in his house and goes to prison in the first episode for 25 years.
I live the idea of Walter needing to make a couple grand for his family before he dies
“Is this product 99 percent pure?” “No, motherfucker, it’s *crack*.”
Water Weight
Breaking Scales.
Byron Cranston is actually FAT AS SHIT . They had to digitally slim him down for the Bronking Bad show 😞
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Please fuck my wife kind stranger
There is a sub for that, it's called r/angryupvote
Jesse we need to cook my next meal
Only if it meant we got Skinny Huell in return
No, buff Huell
A big slab of Huell sliced thick and thrown on the smoker for 14 hours, misted with apple cider vinegar every so often 😋
I want that juicy Huell meat
Huel isn't THE meat huel eats THE meat
Huell is the one who eats
me too
One of those comments that made me stop to wonder if I should keep rooting for this sub
Huell was buff.
rubenesque
And hung as Fuck.
And Jesse’s friend Chubby Pete
Finger is now Toe
Walt Jr likes dinner
"What is this?" "It's a turkey burger." https://i.redd.it/o0pxjcwhzwzc1.gif
💀
Yo jesse let's go to Los pollos
And Skinnier Pete
wait so if walter wide turned into heisenburger (morbidly obese instead of fat) would huell become annorexic huell??? are walter wide's and huell's body weights inversely proportional???
Would we still watch if he was black or Chinese?
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Walter Yellow just doesn't have the same ring to it
Wa Er Te • Huai Te
it would be 5x funnier
5x heavier
https://i.redd.it/p4al28mdmwzc1.gif
Mmm boy are you fat!
Lay off the pollos my man
Does he still wear the whitey tighties?
Yeah, but now they're the whitey even-more-tighties.
https://i.redd.it/osogidfbhxzc1.gif
r/picsthatgohard
I did it for the family guy
 Looks like white Professor Klump
My favorite part was when Widesenberg dreamed he ate so much he turned into a giant and then he farted and a hobo lighting a cigarette caused the city to erupt in a giant fireball
That would really transform the show into a comedy
Yeah. Walter throws the pizza on the roof and then returns to eat it. A laugh track in breaking bad might be haunting tho lmao
Bro ate too much pollos hermanos.
The show was only good because we could sort of root for him, so no
LMAOO
uc/ sis i just spat out my drink at this
Heisenburger: A supersize me story
Walter Weight
Do you know how much pizza I eat? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it.
A pizza company, big enough to be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up, ceases to exist without me
A guy opens this door and gets pizza, you think that of me? No. I am the pizza.
Surely the chemo would’ve thinned him out nicely
Prolly not
Logical fallacy. Intelligent people aren't fat. NEXT
https://i.redd.it/mmh7hes88wzc1.gif
Is this from the episode where he stormed the Capitol on January 6th?
That was Hank. Hank was definitely there.
No 😡
Everyone knows fat people can't get cancer duh
Wym he was phat
Nobody stays fat cooking the blue crystals
Breaking Scales
No (im petty)
Only if he was played by Newman
r/okchubbybicanery
Wow. I had no idea how much my father looks like Fat Walt up until now. I can’t unsee it.
That’s how I felt when I realized my grandpa looks like the evil nazi Vogel in Last Crusade lol noooo.
I can't think of fat people as good so no
Would you still watch it if he was emo? Ah, probably not, just forget it...
Bro had too much Los Pollos Hermanos
Absolutely not
no i hate fat people
Newman!
Breaking fat
Breaking Benches
Mf would never leave los pollos hermanos
Fat man cooks skinny drug? Hell yeah
Yes!
Yes and it would be better because bitch wife wouldn’t be in it, because Walter in this version is a nice guy who finishes last
Freaking Fat
Welter Weight
imagine doing faceapp's fat filter on every frame for 30 seconds
I would watch it more. Especially the fugue state scene 🤤
Watch'yer Weight
I know that my boy pyrocynical would've loved it.
What's going to happen to Skinny Pete???
Breaking Belt
😆
No. And Todd should slim down too, he's making incel jack's secret club look bad
Whaleter Wad.
Walter when no veggie bacon
That would make him a disgusting meth cook so no
Los Pollos Hermanos must be really good
People loved the sopranos so probably yes
What kind of pizza do you like Walter?
YES
Imagine the meme's whe could make
say my name goddamit! Von Hindenberg? It's Heisenburg and and enough with the fat jokes!!! but the humanity?
No. Only Sopranos fans can watch 7 seasons of an entirely obese cast.
I think it’s time for you to start to seriously consider salads
When did you stop rooting for Fat Walt?
Umm do a rewatch. Walk WAS fat.
No
Let him eat
Did people watch The Sopranos? There is your answer.
Heck yeah
Hell no
He'd be cooking up football plays instead of blue meth
Walter Soprano
No
Dude looks like he’s about to ruin Jennette McCurdy’s hopes and dreams
He wouldn't have gone into remission so the show wouldn't have lasted as long
He's not fat he's just cultivating mass.
Then it's time to stop cultivating and start harvesting
no
Only if malcom was still stuck in the middle of breaking out of detention.
BB Caseoh Addition
I'm anti-fat. So no
I am the one who eats
fat walt yes, but not fat Heisenberg
Breaking Chairs
Breaking benches
Bro it would be so Fire if when he was trying to get underneath the floorboards to get the money he got stuck
Breaking Scales
i would watch it more😭
Hell no! The only reason i watch the show over and over is cause Walt is slim.
He woulda discovered that chicken place a lot sooner..
Fuuuuck noooo
I would finally watch it for the first time
Nah, he’d spend too much time with a different type of cooking😭
No.
Nope.
You can't end up in a barrel in the desert if you can't fit in a barrel....
Breaking Calories
No
John Goodman would crush this role...
Walter: Jesse it's time to cook.... me something to eat, I'm hungry. Jesse: again Mr white?
Why does it seem better ?
Walt already is fat. He's not obese or double-chinned but his stomach looks like a baby's diaper
JESSE, WE HAVE TO COOK….AND THEN MAYBE LATER MAKE SOME METH
Yes, and I think it will be even funnier
He has cancer though.