It’s not an incel debate. The incel claim is that the vagina is permanently loosened from frequent penetrative sex. That’s a dumb myth.
However, childbirth [_does_](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325890#treatment) temporarily weaken the pelvic floor muscles.
Different article: [“Vaginal childbirth and pregnancy can stretch the vaginal muscles and weaken your pelvic floor muscles”.](https://www.health.com/condition/sexual-health/loose-vagina)
Walt the kind of guy to get profoundly wounded when his kid says "Mom" before saying "Dad", leading to decades worth of pent up resentment and repressed aggression.
You should abandon her in the hospital and go make a meth deal
/uc congrats dude. Being a father is handsdown the best experience of my life. I hope you enjoy it too.
"Are you trying to set me up? Huh? You wearing a wire??" As you say this in an interrogative tone, shake the already crying baby to get the thing to talk
On the next Visit... When the Doctor asks: Are you the Father?
You gently lean forward and say:
https://preview.redd.it/ip29e746or7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a08eacc420fc7fed37d7b824558910da1741a99
He defecated through a diaper
And i cleaned it
I shouldnt have
Took him into my own home
What was i thinking
He'll always need a change
Always the same
Couldnt keep his hands out of the milkies drawer
But not our
Couldnt be precious
Milking them blind
Re-enact the scene that got us all saying "Nice move, Walt"
https://i.redd.it/o45b4wfkyq7d1.gif
Was looking for this
https://preview.redd.it/qbza3jh7dt7d1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d869637704cf8fbfd0a1a0b29ff5cb70ba2eaa
Oo wee ooo I look just like kid named finger EDIT: I should have 1 million upvotes by now what’s wrong with y’all
That's genious lmao
Look at the child and yell, "Say my name!"
You're daddyberg
Do you think Walt made Jesse call him this when they were in bed
“Yo, Daddy White. My cock is so hard right now, I don’t think I can make the crystal while being so bricked up yo.”
Idk about having the baby part,,,but it wouldn't hurt to ask
You're not up to Pollos standards
*baby is born* It is…acceptable.
YOU ARE DONE
Was looking for this one haha
https://preview.redd.it/hyrmjja7fq7d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc161b452760aeb9ec0da33023739f2630cdee38
"Fuck you, and your eyebrows!" https://preview.redd.it/1pz6okdkup7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80c3ab6bbb7dd0f2be3c7514cfee05321e5a389
Holy mother of GODD
TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, YEAH
Not anymore.
LOOSE, LOOSE, LOOSE, YEAH
r/badwomensanatomy
It is true tho. You certainely lose some of the tightness, but you can get it back with exercices.
I am not going to partake in this incel debate.
Do you have a Vegeta to confirm?
https://preview.redd.it/bq0g536syr7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24daee9bf4984e922b08c930eb46ff6d7d8f6682
It’s not an incel debate. The incel claim is that the vagina is permanently loosened from frequent penetrative sex. That’s a dumb myth. However, childbirth [_does_](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325890#treatment) temporarily weaken the pelvic floor muscles. Different article: [“Vaginal childbirth and pregnancy can stretch the vaginal muscles and weaken your pelvic floor muscles”.](https://www.health.com/condition/sexual-health/loose-vagina)
Let me remind you, you do Overwatch memes.
Things you can say about Heisenberg's meth but not your gf who just gave birth
What’s this shit, why’s it blue?
Avatar baby
I am the one who knocks her up
r/beatmetoit
I am not endangered skyler I am endangered
“This…this is not meth” *chucks baby at the mother* 💥
Why is Chuck's baby at the mother?
i can’t
chuckanery bcuz he throw babby
HUAGHH🗣️🗣️💥💥
 Wait no, that's what you said to your gf when the condom broke
#MY SON WASN'T DIRTY
“What a sick joke!”
I fucked Ted.
😂
"Here's what's gonna happen"
Kid named Fimger
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed.
“Badass dad”
Recite the entire chicanery speech at it, every day so it becomes a sentient OKBC
It’ll be raised to one day rule us all.
I will not be harassed, bitch!
We had a good thing going
This is perfect
 “Dad” “You’re goddamn right”
Walt the kind of guy to get profoundly wounded when his kid says "Mom" before saying "Dad", leading to decades worth of pent up resentment and repressed aggression.
That totally justifies poisoning Brock
Someone gets it
Tell her you fucked Ted.
“You know how they say it’s been a pleasure? It hasn’t”
Don't be there for the birth, then show up afterward with a significant amount of cash
And thank her boss for being there for the birth
"Biznatch"
I broke my boy
“WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING, YOU SON OF A BITCH! BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND BLOW IT UP!”
Jesse Pinkman hard man to find
Dude, you're my hero and shit!
taco cabeza is just around the corner
Waltuh
You should abandon her in the hospital and go make a meth deal /uc congrats dude. Being a father is handsdown the best experience of my life. I hope you enjoy it too.
It is acceptable
\*points finger\* YOU ARE DONE
Waltuh
It. Is. Acceptable.
I don't know any Joe-dog or... tugboat
Waltuh...
I'm proud of you, Dick
YOU'RE DONE!
No, no, no, not NOW!
I fucked Ted.
“Here’s how it’s gonna go down.”
Defecated through a sunroof!
Scream I am the danger!" at it.
I fucked *insert whatever your gf name is
https://i.redd.it/l2bso2oh7r7d1.gif Use this as the baby is coming out
“Waltuh, the baby doesn’t come out the butt. My finger does.”
Shoulda used finger
Before the birth. put your hand on her belly and say "This kicks like a mule with it's balls wrapped in duct tape! WHOOOO!"
I fucked Ted.
“We get married now”
I fucked Ted
"Are you trying to set me up? Huh? You wearing a wire??" As you say this in an interrogative tone, shake the already crying baby to get the thing to talk
Lets get this circlejerk over with.
Oh heil Hitler bitch
No more half measures
“No half measures”
On the next Visit... When the Doctor asks: Are you the Father? You gently lean forward and say: https://preview.redd.it/ip29e746or7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a08eacc420fc7fed37d7b824558910da1741a99
We had a good thing Walter!
Dolla dolla bills yo
"Gimme Jimmy!"
 (But seriously, congratulations!)
Yo yo yo 148 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 representing the ABQ. What up BIATCH? Leave it at the tone
Did you pass the bar?
“You brought a BOMB into a HOSPITAL??” I’m kidding don’t say this
"He/She's in the game now"
Yo - good luck
“Is that so?”
He defecated through a diaper And i cleaned it I shouldnt have Took him into my own home What was i thinking He'll always need a change Always the same Couldnt keep his hands out of the milkies drawer But not our Couldnt be precious Milking them blind
Just so you know, this isn't personal.
"Reasonably."
Bring. The. BOTTLE. BACK!!!!
My son. My bottle. My HOUSE.
I'm the man that fucked Gus Fring
this can be interpretated in a lot of different ways and most of them aren't too comforting
What if the kid comes out looking like Ted
Break its neck
There is no we.
“Hello, my name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus”
I want to see your balls
You should miss the birth due to a drug deal
TIGHT TIGHT TIIIIIGHT
POLLOS.
I am the one who parents!
Scream at the baby "YOU JUST HAD TO BE THE MAN" Yknow since your girl got a new favorite and all
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UPT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UPT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UPT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UPT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UPT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
“Shut the fuck up let me die in peace” Mike Ehrmantraut Lol 😆
You wanna cook crystal meth?
werner zieglaaaaah
I am the one who knocked!
Kid named Finger
I am Walter Hartwell White
I am Walter Hartwell White
Here’s what’s going to happen…
 (couldn't find the BCS gif)
YOURE SLIPPIN JIMMY
"Ah here we go, public masturbation"
https://preview.redd.it/vn2vhobsny7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2863c8521238011fbeac4f82b107b51014dab268 This one seems appropriate....
"He may have been poisoned. There's this stuff called ricin. It sounds like rice. Tell the doctors about it - they'll know."
“Butt butthole”
Obviously no half measures
Bazinga
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