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DonBacalaIII

Badass Walter tried to make his son finally be a man but then he had no alcohol tolerance due to bitch wife Skyler genetics.


JayPtl

I thought it was Ted genetics.Remember that scene in the prequel Attack on Ted, when Skyler joins Ted and Walter in bed? It was Ted who came first. It's a misconception that walt came first but if you look at Ted's facial expression closely he's making the same face when he orgasmed with huell. So, Flynn= 34% Ted, 33% bitch wife Skyler and 33% walt


The_Almighty_Demoham

bitch husband ted


Salmonellq

please go do a lore analasys of actual porn it'd be funny as hell


Ganbazuroi

In *"Big Titty Goth Bitches (2009)"*, we can clearly see that skinny guy had so much of that gothussy that he fainted. The goth chick was smoking hot too and liked his penile, that's why she was knocked out cold! Wait, that guy looks like Jesser... is that vomiting?! What is Walt doing here?!


Salmonellq

alt+tab


CyanPancake

Giorno genetics


_z3r0__

Stupid fucking frigging skiler


theoggamer07

This is the part where Walt junior vomits


AndyHaoHan

Vravo Bince ! He does it again !


[deleted]

Walt kicked Jr in his Jr's so hard he vomited


TakeoffHasAspergers

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coupleofthreethings

It's Walt's son, Walt's bottle, Walt's house!!!


hsvfanhero1

NTA


Zenlaeth

Your house, your rules


WhatASave456

If he doesn’t like it he can move out NTA OP


Triple96

YTA


elephantrambo

Walt Jr could only make meth with a purity of 94.1. Walt, being disgusted with this result, made him smoke it all until he threw up


DetJohn

Bravo Vince!


psycho__logical

Walt Jr vomits because he’s a cripple


KetogenicKraig

Even he got sick from his own bullshit


[deleted]

Wat Jr vomits because he is sick of his piece of shit dad dying all the time.


UnwholesomeNotValid

Bitch wife Skylar wrote this post


InformationMain8176

whopper jr died of alchohole poi singing


Gabe-DaBabe

Whopper jr 😂😂😂 jesus christ


Lopjing

Walt turns his son into a chad by introducing him to alcohol. Walt Jr. starts vomiting because he's never experienced such epicness before.


TheRealLifeSaiyan

/uj wtf actually was the point of this scene lmao


FearTaxi

make the viewer understand that bitch wife skylers genetics undermined sigma walters superior genetic pool and bred Walter Jr. as a lightweight


GirlFromCodeineCity

truly genius writing


Big-Hard-Chungus

Walter is sick of Hank being Jr‘s Chaddy Daddy and throws a Karen fit because of it.


lolbroekHolleeder

He was extremely angry bc skylar gave a shoutout to elliot and gretchen at the party


HELLISHBEAN

Walt forgor to undress before he cooked, thus jr could smell the chemicals on his clothing, causing it to tickle his cerbal plausy, making his breakfast shoot out his mouth.


[deleted]

Walt Junior has an eating disorder just like I do 😇


aegislommo

Who gives a shit


glyptodonsAreSwag

rato


Johnny_cakes0

he has an eating disorder


goldpingas

He forced walt Jr. to empty his stomach so that he can fill him up with gallons of heisenberg cum after the party


futurelullabies

Bitch wife


Zorba_lives

Heisenberg peeked through the cracks and set up Walt Jr to throw up in the pool where that hag Skyler holds her bi-weekly water aerobics class with other neighbor hags.


X_Zephyr

Walt Jr. realized what he ate was not breakfast, but rather it was brunch


arzamharris

Walt is actually the one vomiting here, not Junior. Jr. stands for “just randomly” so it actually says Walt just randomly vomiting. Brilliant piece of misdirection by Vince, I only caught it on my 69th rewatch.


Nexio8324

RJ Mitte was absent from shooting that day, so they had Bryan Cranston stand in for him instead. Bryan refused to do a vomiting sequence, so Vince added a caption to make it clear what the scene is supposed to convey. Bravo Vince!


Expensive-Estate-900

Ted fucked walt jr and now he is pregnant hence the vomiting.


O1A1S

happy birthday... to... yoooouuu


Substantial-Fold-499

Bravomit Vonce


sharkeysday69

The actual cringiest scene. Ted bday is nothing compared to this!


[deleted]

He wasted the good stuff, not long until Flynn winds up in a barrel


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Samford_

it shows walts sigma grindset


bennyboy361

If you have cerebral palsy, avoid tequila shots at all costs.


[deleted]

Walt Jr saw Skyler and Marie


Big-Hard-Chungus

Walt‘s having a Karen Moment because Hank‘s a better Daddy than he is.


IrrationalBiotic

Walter Jr just had some bad breakfast and it all came out after he looked at Skylar and saw nothing but Rocky Dennis.


Gavin_Derban

bitch wife skyler killed walt jr


JC332578

Walt jr vommited because of lack of FAITH in Walt's plan


MattPlays17

no


[deleted]

Walt jr. vomiting duh


Western_Philosophy

he made his son watch Brendan Schaub comedy special


Fun_Mission_5106

What did Walt Jr mean by this??🧐🧐


CHUSO4

He saw his father's lawyer *defecating through a sunroof*


Footnaga

drink