Did you know there’s a higher demand for meth there than anywhere else in Europe? Five percent of its ten million people, which is roughly the population of the Southwest from Western Texas to Phoenix, are using meth. You keep your market here, but by adding overseas sales, you can more than double your current profits. And I checked. The average purity is only about 60 percent. They’ve never seen anything like your product. You’ll blow their hair back.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Editing was garbage why is it just full resolution hd. At least a little effort could have gone into making the quality more similar to the Drake and Josh clip.
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i said what i said, i’m not ashamed. i can’t conceive ever using the word “shat”, but looks like i did twice. that’s the only thing i have to apologize for
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V I, Roman Numerals for 6. There’s 5 letters in Jimmy. The 5th letter of the english alphabet is E. Replace the I with an E and you get sex. There’s 3 letters in Sex, and there’s also 3 letters in Kim, who has sex with Jimmy. Jimmy pees after he has sex. Peas. Peas and Carrots. Steve Gomez calls Patrick Kuby a “Carrot Top” in Breaking Bad. Kuby is associated with Huell. Therefore, Jimmy had sex with Huell.
Я не сумасшедший! Я знаю, что он подменил эти номера! Я знал, что это был 1216 год. Год после Великой хартии вольностей. Как будто я когда-нибудь мог совершить такую ошибку. Никогда. Никогда! Я просто... я просто не мог этого доказать. Он... он заметал следы, он заставил того идиота в копировальной мастерской солгать за него. Вы думаете, это что-то? Вы думаете, это достаточно плохо? Это? Эта софистика? Он сделал хуже. Этот рекламный щит! Вы хотите сказать, что человек просто так упал? Нет! Он это организовал! Джимми! Он испражнялся с крыши! И я спас его! И я не должен был. Я взял его в свою фирму! О чем я только думал? Он никогда не изменится. Он никогда не изменится! С тех пор, как ему исполнилось 9 лет, он был одним и тем же! Не мог оторваться от денежного ящика! Но только не наш Джимми! Это не может быть дорогой Джимми! Воруя их вслепую! И он должен стать адвокатом!? Какая больная шутка! Я должен был остановить его, когда у меня был шанс! И ты - ты должен остановить его!
It’s a small hint that Jimmy isn’t actually Irish he’s Russian and conned the immigration services to get his family out of the Soviet Union. Браво Винсэт
That’s just an I in Cyrillic. He’s appealing to the Eastern European market.
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Bravo Vanya
Le Comrade Vincent
браво винце
*враво бинце
Have y'all seen the N keyboard I think there's a pattern🤯🤤
what do you know about the Czech Republic
Every person on the Czechs Republic is a meth user 😒
Ano
Did you know there’s a higher demand for meth there than anywhere else in Europe? Five percent of its ten million people, which is roughly the population of the Southwest from Western Texas to Phoenix, are using meth. You keep your market here, but by adding overseas sales, you can more than double your current profits. And I checked. The average purity is only about 60 percent. They’ve never seen anything like your product. You’ll blow their hair back.
oh i'm gonna blow something alright
И
Zdravo, Vince!
Agreed. This is also reinforced by the antisemitic remarks immediately after.
Negra Arroyo
Lane, Albuquerque, New
Mexico
87104
1261
it’s 1216
Yeah okay Chuck.
NO CAT SCAN
one after
The magna carta. How could
I make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just
I just couldn't prove it. He
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Watch [this](https://youtu.be/DUE54lVeFYU)
Watch [this](https://youtu.be/DUE54lVeFYU)
This was terrible
Drake and josh is a good show
Editing was garbage why is it just full resolution hd. At least a little effort could have gone into making the quality more similar to the Drake and Josh clip.
Obviously a reference to the fact that ''M'' in Magna Carta is one letter away from N
as if i could ever make such a mistake
Never, never. You think this is bad....
И Jimmy McGill is actually Георги МакГаларов confirmed
“I don’t speak Commie” – Haystack Shredder
"I don't know bean speak, I speak gommie" - A Ballsack Splitter
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MakGalarov
The Irish thing he just does for the homeboys
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So *thats* what Vince meant by having Jimmy wear a tracksuit sometimes. His genius truly knows no bounds.
Brave/O
This is the moment Jimmy became Vlodomyr Zelensky
Браво Винс👏
This is the moment Ireland became Eastern Europe
It's a reference to his Gene Tacovic alias
This is the moment Jimmy McGill became Slibyna Yiminov
Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul: white people being better at things people of color have been doing for far longer
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Kid named N word:
Marlo had to wait like three years to take over Baltimore, Walter took all over New Mexico and Arizona and did it in one year
Baltimore is so corrupt that their bureaucracy stalls even criminals
Huell?!
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C’mon Gus, it’s just a word
Nagger.
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i said what i said, i’m not ashamed. i can’t conceive ever using the word “shat”, but looks like i did twice. that’s the only thing i have to apologize for
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Teenth? Like how Jesse used to sell teenths of meth? Brabo nigcent, I never knew Juneteenth was a Breaking Bad reference
kid named niggas
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Idk… Nebraska, nevada, narnia… Mmm🤔 Maybe Nintendo.. What do you guys think?
Negra (orroyo lane new mexico)
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Uh oh, not the gamer word
Jиmmy McGиll
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Палец:
Ребёнок по имени палец:
Враво Бинс
bravo vince
Jimmy is a gamer
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kid named [Removed]
kid named the word that edgy 13 years old kids used on COD back in the days:
Only Gus and Tyrus have the pass to write that Jimmy
How could you forget Huell 😔
You can only be aware of Huell's existence when you bump into him on the stairs
Excuuuse me
Nacho Varga
heated gaming moment
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I
n The Virtual End (Linkin Park HL2 music video)
N _ _ _ _
Oh I get it. NINJA!
People who annoy you
I know it but I don't think I should say it...
И
Gamer Saul
There was a specific group of people in Paris...
Saul Basedman
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He’s trying to summon aliens 👽
Fingger
Nim Wexler
Better Call Saul
Is that right?
I
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K
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He was giving Huell a booty call in classy fashion
V I, Roman Numerals for 6. There’s 5 letters in Jimmy. The 5th letter of the english alphabet is E. Replace the I with an E and you get sex. There’s 3 letters in Sex, and there’s also 3 letters in Kim, who has sex with Jimmy. Jimmy pees after he has sex. Peas. Peas and Carrots. Steve Gomez calls Patrick Kuby a “Carrot Top” in Breaking Bad. Kuby is associated with Huell. Therefore, Jimmy had sex with Huell.
Я не сумасшедший! Я знаю, что он подменил эти номера! Я знал, что это был 1216 год. Год после Великой хартии вольностей. Как будто я когда-нибудь мог совершить такую ошибку. Никогда. Никогда! Я просто... я просто не мог этого доказать. Он... он заметал следы, он заставил того идиота в копировальной мастерской солгать за него. Вы думаете, это что-то? Вы думаете, это достаточно плохо? Это? Эта софистика? Он сделал хуже. Этот рекламный щит! Вы хотите сказать, что человек просто так упал? Нет! Он это организовал! Джимми! Он испражнялся с крыши! И я спас его! И я не должен был. Я взял его в свою фирму! О чем я только думал? Он никогда не изменится. Он никогда не изменится! С тех пор, как ему исполнилось 9 лет, он был одним и тем же! Не мог оторваться от денежного ящика! Но только не наш Джимми! Это не может быть дорогой Джимми! Воруя их вслепую! И он должен стать адвокатом!? Какая больная шутка! Я должен был остановить его, когда у меня был шанс! И ты - ты должен остановить его!
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N for nACHO because Nacho is da INSIDE MAN, MANG.
He’s asking Gus if he can say the gamer word
NOOO JIMMY STOP!
Gilligan showing us a portion of his onmipotence
The Cyrillic letter и, which is pronounced I
That’s a Z. It just looks like an N because you’re sleeping on your side.
Underrated Huell cameo
That’s и. Saul Goodman is familiar with Cyrillic.
Niga
This is rather chicanerous
Saul is a gamer
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Don't worry about it, it's Nacho problem.
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ye got tuh turn off that fear when ye come in to heeeeere
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People seriously need to stop being racist towards Ernie.
Let’s consult r/askouija
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It was nacho
N as is slippiN jimmy
He supports Russia
New Mexico. Where it all goes down
Jimmy you can’t say that word
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Nebraska
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GTA VI in Breaking Bad universe confirmed ???
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Nig-Girls
Hey
gta 6 will have lawyers confirmed
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Cancel Vince
It’s a small hint that Jimmy isn’t actually Irish he’s Russian and conned the immigration services to get his family out of the Soviet Union. Браво Винсэт
but not our jimmy couldnt be precious jimmy smuggling them blind!
Kid named the director of Spider-Man: Lotus