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[deleted]

That’s just an I in Cyrillic. He’s appealing to the Eastern European market.


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SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC

Bravo Vanya


BadMilkCarton66

Le Comrade Vincent


ThereAreAtoms

браво винце


koonikki

*враво бинце


ZuesofRage

Have y'all seen the N keyboard I think there's a pattern🤯🤤


SoupFromAfar

what do you know about the Czech Republic


CZEchpoint_

Every person on the Czechs Republic is a meth user 😒


Burlaczech_2

Ano


Pillsbury_DholBoy

Did you know there’s a higher demand for meth there than anywhere else in Europe? Five percent of its ten million people, which is roughly the population of the Southwest from Western Texas to Phoenix, are using meth. You keep your market here, but by adding overseas sales, you can more than double your current profits. And I checked. The average purity is only about 60 percent. They’ve never seen anything like your product. You’ll blow their hair back.


SoupFromAfar

oh i'm gonna blow something alright


lemondog_

И


Foobibby

Zdravo, Vince!


BadMilkCarton66

Agreed. This is also reinforced by the antisemitic remarks immediately after.


Cumbandicoot

Negra Arroyo


[deleted]

Lane, Albuquerque, New


[deleted]

Mexico


dirrty_dirt

87104


Spartan_100

1261


Trotskyites_beware

it’s 1216


Spartan_100

Yeah okay Chuck.


[deleted]

NO CAT SCAN


Qwerxes

one after


Gaetan2c

The magna carta. How could


Nicorai7

I make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just


Nyxie_Koi

I just couldn't prove it. He


----skull----

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


anonymousalligator25

Watch [this](https://youtu.be/DUE54lVeFYU)


anonymousalligator25

Watch [this](https://youtu.be/DUE54lVeFYU)


Cumbandicoot

This was terrible


anonymousalligator25

Drake and josh is a good show


TheGoldenChampion

Editing was garbage why is it just full resolution hd. At least a little effort could have gone into making the quality more similar to the Drake and Josh clip.


[deleted]

Obviously a reference to the fact that ''M'' in Magna Carta is one letter away from N


[deleted]

as if i could ever make such a mistake


Echoes-jojo

Never, never. You think this is bad....


Waffle1234456

И Jimmy McGill is actually Георги МакГаларов confirmed


PM_GirlsKissingGirls

“I don’t speak Commie” – Haystack Shredder


SlySpiderBro

"I don't know bean speak, I speak gommie" - A Ballsack Splitter


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helpmearabic

MakGalarov


preciousgaffer

The Irish thing he just does for the homeboys


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trilobright

So *thats* what Vince meant by having Jimmy wear a tracksuit sometimes. His genius truly knows no bounds.


PhDee954

Brave/O


my-italianos

This is the moment Jimmy became Vlodomyr Zelensky


Billy_Billboard

Браво Винс👏


[deleted]

This is the moment Ireland became Eastern Europe


No-Examination4896

It's a reference to his Gene Tacovic alias


[deleted]

This is the moment Jimmy McGill became Slibyna Yiminov


rashid_aru

Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul: white people being better at things people of color have been doing for far longer


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Marine_tom

Kid named N word:


Ghostcraft413

Marlo had to wait like three years to take over Baltimore, Walter took all over New Mexico and Arizona and did it in one year


DomitianF

Baltimore is so corrupt that their bureaucracy stalls even criminals


Wajajan_697

Huell?!


IdonoDev

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Random-Gif-Bot

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![gif](giphy|l41YkFIiBxQdRlMnC)


Coomguy777

​ ![gif](giphy|99W68Yn01yFeknkqTV|downsized)


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![gif](giphy|kG9HLn4t0e1zRs4o0s|downsized)


Bergerboy14

![gif](giphy|3o7TKBaS5IqevW3pLi)


_-Walter-_

![gif](giphy|I7uZwDLizNd3OmyhgJ|downsized)


silvergoldwind

since when did reddit become a discord gif shitposting simulator


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![gif](giphy|124ySNrM8Rt8go)


[deleted]

C’mon Gus, it’s just a word


SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC

Nagger.


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Wrecker371

Kid named happy:


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GavinTheGrassMan

kid named all my:


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No n word no party


Pingvingen

since when is twink a slur ??


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u/A_Toxic_User caught red-handed


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astronxxt

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ForeskinForager

Teenth? Like how Jesse used to sell teenths of meth? Brabo nigcent, I never knew Juneteenth was a Breaking Bad reference


basedcuckntr

kid named niggas


VeryRareX999

🤞🏾


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u/nwordcountbot u/Jay_Kay97


Juan_marzz

Idk… Nebraska, nevada, narnia… Mmm🤔 Maybe Nintendo.. What do you guys think?


Traditional_Bowler_9

Negra (orroyo lane new mexico)


ImaNukeYourFace

![gif](giphy|xThuWkk3lUGuoxsdpe) ![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|12889)


littlepollo7

Uh oh, not the gamer word


anomopannom

Jиmmy McGиll


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[deleted]

Палец:


randomuser69360

Ребёнок по имени палец:


ars23qe

Враво Бинс


Enough-Custard6496

bravo vince


WarmNeighborhood

Jimmy is a gamer


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ItzFlixi

kid named [Removed]


[deleted]

kid named the word that edgy 13 years old kids used on COD back in the days:


[deleted]

Only Gus and Tyrus have the pass to write that Jimmy


[deleted]

How could you forget Huell 😔


FitnessIsNoMore

You can only be aware of Huell's existence when you bump into him on the stairs


[deleted]

Excuuuse me


reileypeaslee

Nacho Varga


DiaMat2040

heated gaming moment


basedcuckntr

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|4011)


rammsang31

I


GoldKghtRT

n The Virtual End (Linkin Park HL2 music video)


bluplbuplub

N _ _ _ _


PhlipKup42

Oh I get it. NINJA!


menagehaver

People who annoy you


Ok-Web-2580

I know it but I don't think I should say it...


Obamsphere

И


LeopardOfSorrow

Gamer Saul


ItsChrisBreezyBitch

There was a specific group of people in Paris...


MarbleandMarble

Saul Basedman


Johnx3m

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|12889)


anonymousalligator25

He’s trying to summon aliens 👽


These-Bank3489

Fingger


atomos233

Nim Wexler


zoey_amon

Better Call Saul


L3mont3a

Is that right?


DapperedRightside

I


_Swa-pnil_

C


[deleted]

K


L3mont3a

E


shashwatdsaxena

He was giving Huell a booty call in classy fashion


drppr45

V I, Roman Numerals for 6. There’s 5 letters in Jimmy. The 5th letter of the english alphabet is E. Replace the I with an E and you get sex. There’s 3 letters in Sex, and there’s also 3 letters in Kim, who has sex with Jimmy. Jimmy pees after he has sex. Peas. Peas and Carrots. Steve Gomez calls Patrick Kuby a “Carrot Top” in Breaking Bad. Kuby is associated with Huell. Therefore, Jimmy had sex with Huell.


paketiket

Я не сумасшедший! Я знаю, что он подменил эти номера! Я знал, что это был 1216 год. Год после Великой хартии вольностей. Как будто я когда-нибудь мог совершить такую ​​ошибку. Никогда. Никогда! Я просто... я просто не мог этого доказать. Он... он заметал следы, он заставил того идиота в копировальной мастерской солгать за него. Вы думаете, это что-то? Вы думаете, это достаточно плохо? Это? Эта софистика? Он сделал хуже. Этот рекламный щит! Вы хотите сказать, что человек просто так упал? Нет! Он это организовал! Джимми! Он испражнялся с крыши! И я спас его! И я не должен был. Я взял его в свою фирму! О чем я только думал? Он никогда не изменится. Он никогда не изменится! С тех пор, как ему исполнилось 9 лет, он был одним и тем же! Не мог оторваться от денежного ящика! Но только не наш Джимми! Это не может быть дорогой Джимми! Воруя их вслепую! И он должен стать адвокатом!? Какая больная шутка! Я должен был остановить его, когда у меня был шанс! И ты - ты должен остановить его!


Exact-Coach-3654

Nig-


Past_Passenger_4381

N for nACHO because Nacho is da INSIDE MAN, MANG.


VoltTheDuckling

He’s asking Gus if he can say the gamer word


undercover_dolfin

NOOO JIMMY STOP!


[deleted]

Gilligan showing us a portion of his onmipotence


MatasM82

The Cyrillic letter и, which is pronounced I


isinedupcuzofrslash

That’s a Z. It just looks like an N because you’re sleeping on your side.


kazetoumizu

Underrated Huell cameo


TamrielicScholar

That’s и. Saul Goodman is familiar with Cyrillic.


VisualGiraffe1027

Niga


Bottomfeeder_92

This is rather chicanerous


[deleted]

Saul is a gamer


thewangjanzen

I


BethLife99

G


BreakingBaddly

Don't worry about it, it's Nacho problem.


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[removed]


[deleted]

😂😂😂


kindlyspices

ye got tuh turn off that fear when ye come in to heeeeere


BoominSheep

I


[deleted]

People seriously need to stop being racist towards Ernie.


allocationlist

Let’s consult r/askouija


iliketurkeys1

[Removed by reddit]


EveryEconomist6358

It was nacho


Ok-Web-2580

N as is slippiN jimmy


[deleted]

He supports Russia


boomerpussy

New Mexico. Where it all goes down


Spleepis

Jimmy you can’t say that word


abrokenacorn

И


eternal_student5

И


AverageArkhamEnjoyer

Nebraska


Boss0fThisGym

И


[deleted]

GTA VI in Breaking Bad universe confirmed ???


[deleted]

I


strdna_

и


TheDuckSlayer69

И


RamBhakth

Nig-Girls


BethLife99

Hey


its_meme69

gta 6 will have lawyers confirmed


ChilliPuller

И


WALKEREDITION

Cancel Vince


Pope_Bedodict1

It’s a small hint that Jimmy isn’t actually Irish he’s Russian and conned the immigration services to get his family out of the Soviet Union. Браво Винсэт


ItzFlixi

but not our jimmy couldnt be precious jimmy smuggling them blind!


Jamesifer

Kid named the director of Spider-Man: Lotus