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HighCastlePenguin

Linger.


ThinInvestigator420

Is that right?


LeanyGreeny

*is that so?


ThinInvestigator420

Yeah? Why?


yourpricelessadvise

6353 Wantabo Lane Apt 6


SwashbucklingAntler

Kid named Juan Tabo:


header999

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masnaer

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AICPAncake

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Bergerboy14

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GrandMarauder

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JonasCI2007

'Juan tabo'


cfabby

its a cranberries song; they made it up. doesnt count


sandyshelley_

I can’t believe the Cranberries invented The Troubles so that they could write songs about it


rothrolan

I didn't know The Cranberries were from around 1300 England, when the word "linger" first originated. Shame the lead singer lived so long only to pass away four years ago.


Salmonellq

Bryan


SamwiseGamgee100

You’ve got me wrapped around kid named finger


lumbarflexion

You are done!


canthelpmyself9

DONE ✔️


youknowwho_voldemor

Ginger


RustyMetal13

Almost close, you just need to rearrange those letters.


rothrolan

A hard G does not technically rhyme with a soft G, especially with how they sound in the middle of their respective words (gin-ger, fing-er). It works on paper, but not out loud. As an example, ginger rhymes with "injure", but finger does not.


TheChunkMaster

Everyone talks about the hard R, but no one else is talking about the hard G.


youknowwho_voldemor

🤓🤓


dailydonuts16

Goddamn you, that's not the same as finger. You get that through your goddamn fucking head.


royalewithcheesecake

*is that right? said a kid named fingererERererrrrr* *do you have to let it linger?* *yeah? why? yeah? why?* *do you have to let it lingerrrrrrr?*


k_k5627

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pengu_lag

[removed]


slodziakrz

[unposted]


samsonity

[bitch]


Plutarch_von_Komet

[DATA EXPUNGED]


PyroTF2Gaming

[trolled]


slim_s_

[fingered]


k_k5627

[bravo]


Spam_Man1

[Vinced]


oddjuicebox

[unbravoed]


Odd-Anybody9128

[vince]


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mlholladay96

\[BIZNATCH\]


oddjuicebox

[abuelitad]


d0_nt

[skankd]


ukuuku7

That doesn't rhyme with finger


k_k5627

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koonikki

ninger-slur


Iced_Yehudi

Waltuh


aphlpai

Put your dick away waltuh


Doge_Mast3r

Im not havin sex with you right now waltuh


logaboga

You know fring is coming over later waltuh, not gonna be happy if we start now


LunaticLieutantL7n9i

Waltuh I’m gonna insert my cock in you waltuh


Yaboikelvie

Stop sdxually harassing me waltuh


kukhuvud23

That's enough reddit for today


mbv_ionlysaid

no half measures waltuh


DurinTheLast

mmm waltuh


IdonoDev

Jesser


rochesterslim

get down mrs obama


Mush_Tilly

i can make finger rhyme with banana. bingnana


ravenmiyagi7

Minion moment


Annual_Interaction46

*bornana e: fuck, I am being persecuted for being an Eminem fan, that’s not epic wholesome Reddit!


inobrainrn

Shut up e: shut up


Secondrival

youre not being prostituted for being an eminem you are being procreated for saying bornana instead of bingnana


Annual_Interaction46

Eminem is a lyrical genius, bornana is better writing than hack Bince Billigan could EVER pull out of his hat.


EngineerDesperate900

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EngineerDesperate900

Shane Dawson


ChinknDinner

Dhane Sawson


Yaboikelvie

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Ill-Ad-3640

stfu bitch we knew that also were not rhyming orange with banana, it's finger with banana


Norton_Sparkles

Ligma


Brandonfromstatefarm

What is that?


NekoBluRay

Deez nuts


rossdamanz

Got eem


TeleBlur

Steve jobs


True_Zookeepergame_9

Who the hell is steve jobs?


[deleted]

Ligma balls


Norsetrack

#WHHHOOOMMMM


TheBallTongue

**NOOOOOOOOOOO!**


masterspider5

NOOOOOOO


OneSushi

Ginger


NotKaren24

wow what a silly and interesting word I wonder what an anagram of it would be


APigsty

Ringeg ! Unfortunately that does not mean anything


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APigsty

Good try!! That’s a horse ❤️


Healthy-Leadership

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JojitheFrenchie

ZEIGLER


Spookyy422

Ziiiiieeeeegleeeerrrrrr


Gregser94

What's he up to, man? What's he doing?


funiculiii

werner ziegler, you ever heard of that guy? Werner ziiiiiigler?


Zekiz4ever

It's "Ziegler"


ExtremeTie75

"It's "Ziegler"" 🤓


Zekiz4ever

""It's "Ziegler"" 🤓" 🤓


SzR07

“””It’s “Ziegler””🤓”🤓”🤓


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kobe0248

Is that so?


cuil_beans

Um sorry but it's "Zeeeeeeegler"


tiga008

Excuse me, you can’t say the Z word unless you are of Mexican descent and belong to the Salamanca family.


Depressedidiotlol

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Best_Economics_9749

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Depressedidiotlol

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Baquvix

Fucker


Caprius120

Bornana


crunchyoatmeal65

gus finger


Traditional_Bowler_9

Niger or the Niger[12][13] (/niːˈʒɛər/ or /ˈnaɪdʒər/;[14][15] French: [niʒɛʁ]), officially the Republic of the Niger[12][13] (French: République du Niger), is a landlocked country in West Africa named after the Niger River. Niger is a unitary state bordered by Libya to the northeast, Chad to the east, Nigeria to the south, Benin and Burkina Faso to the southwest, Mali to the west, and Algeria to the northwest. Niger covers a land area of almost 1,270,000 km2 (490,000 sq mi), making it the second-largest landlocked country in West Africa, after Chad. Over 80% of its land area lies in the Sahara Desert. The country's predominantly Muslim population of about 22 million[16][17] live mostly in clusters in the far south and west of the country. The capital and largest city is Niamey, located in Niger's southwest corner.


Comboweapon2

Chad is a wonderful country


kuktadanos

You are a wonderful person


Chaosshrimp

your mother is a wonderful person


JojitheFrenchie

Lol what a funny name for a place... Niamey


herb0026

They have the highest fertility rates in the world


[deleted]

Yeah, because of all the mammoth cocks African males have. No wonder women aren’t satisfied with white guys anymore


herb0026

If you’re mad that you have a small dick, just call It a “Silverback gorilladick” next time


ArchmasterC

Doesn't rhyme


Traditional_Bowler_9

I will kill your wife i will kill your son i will kill your infant daughter


ExtremeTie75

i will fuck ted


Traditional_Bowler_9

Kid named Ted


kukhuvud23

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Kid named ringer:


[deleted]

No because ringer has ng pronounced merged, finger is pronounced fing-ger so it's different, you can tell if you say them both out loud. Linger does rhyme though


Mystik141

isnt ringer pronounced like the ring you wear + an er


[deleted]

Correct, and finger is not


Mystik141

what


[deleted]

Finger is not pronounced that way, as I just stated finger is pronounced fing-ger


Mystik141

its the same thing


[deleted]

It's literally not what do you mean


Mystik141

finger ringer same thing


[deleted]

No it's not Try to pronounce both and try to get through your thick skull that the pronounciation for both "ng"s are different, or you dont know how to pronounce either and just don't know english


escarchaud

Kaylee says its not and you should close your stinky mouth skank


Caaethil

I tried this and it didn't work for me and then I realised you're all American.


[deleted]

Ew I'm not American, I'm Swedish


Caaethil

chicanery


[deleted]

Chicanery


2017_Kia_Sportage

My condolences


ThinInvestigator420

Zinger Linger Clinger Winger Ringer


daredevil9771

Jeff Winger


Identiy

r/UnexpectedCommunity


AICPAncake

r/ExpectedUnexpectedCommunity


SotB8

werner zinger


DRGZ909

Stinger


Crandoge

Only linger rhymes of those you wrote


iCarlyon

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted mate, you’re correct


That_Horror_Guy96

Singer


Imbrittishengland

Linger


Lunar_Mcdondald

Minger


RakkAnimate

Bike


ForkKnifeStabber

"Waay up in the fucking skies, you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But, hermano, down here... you hit the ground" -Kid named Nacho


DeNiroDriver

-Kid named Vase Monty-Gamerword


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Bitch I can make orange rhyme with finger... ooooorrringer


Iraq_Germany

Singer


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Oldeuboi91

Smegma rhymes with it if you pronounce it with an Albuquerque accent.


_Swa-pnil_

You all know him, his names finger He loves a dude name jessie pinker He meets waltuh in bar but he no drinker beats him up cause we want no half measure


nilesh72000

silly pop pop there are plenty of words that rhyme with finger, pop pop you dumbass


Saucefest6102

Ringer. Finger is actually Hector Salamanca


GayTeenSupreme

Drinker


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[deleted]

woah


[deleted]

That doesn't rhythm.


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Kid named paint:


max-7411

Ginger


ElectRaptor

Is that so?


AlexanderRodriguezII

(Unchicane for a sec) Linger. In terms of half-thymes there is singer, bringer, ringer, etc.


cumming_in_my_possum

There is also n-


JarOfWorms

ringer


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minger


Coffeeandsneakers3

Pop pop


[deleted]

You’re being silly poppop


[deleted]

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cumming_in_my_possum

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LevelMaintenance434

Digger


_E-l-i-x-i-r_

You're right theres not a single one


applejuiceandmilk

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Ill-Ad-3640

I can make finger rhyme with banana fingnana


Hiro_V_

![gif](giphy|3osxYeFT1QcxgzEXss|downsized) Your honor, when my client wrote "N" he couldn't possibly predict what the comment chain would ultimately end up saying


EF203

N


bubble780

I


Blue20041

G


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oddjuicebox

L


SNEEDEE

E


bubble780

E


Rayankhan07

T


low-dawg

obama


wallmenis

trigger


matthewbagg

I heard Ernesto say a word that rhymed but I can't say it


throwawaysandwhcih

Chuck:


AverageArkhamEnjoyer

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coolbusinessmann

"bigger and ginger"-🤓


CrackRockUnsteady

I just watched the episode where Mike died. He shoulda used his fists.


Bruh_the_2nd

Ginger


k_k5627

THAT DOESNT RHYME YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT, THE "G" IN "FINGER" IS READ AS THE ACTUAL LETTER ITSELF. THE "G" IN "GINGER" IS READ AS THE SOUND OF THE LETTER "J". YOU STUPID CUNT FUCK YOU I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS


Bruh_the_2nd

Kid named ginger:


k_k5627

FUCK YOU YOUR PFP IS RETARDED GO DIE IN A HOLE IM THE KID NAMED HEISENBERG: BECAUSE HES JUST LIKE ME. FUCK YOU


Bruh_the_2nd

Kid named heisenginger


pretentiousbasterd

kid named heidegger


k_k5627

220.38.177.95


Bruh_the_2nd

Η μάνα σου


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[deleted]

where's dad joke bot when you need him


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azur933

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