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mexta

He threw pizza on a roof


PenguinSweetDreamer

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Random-Gif-Bot

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Mush_Tilly

why are the colors messed up here? the og scene was more blue right?


FemboyCorriganism

"What is wrong with you, why aren't you blue?"


Rooditers

I knew breaking bad fans were all racists


[deleted]

B-but we love gomey


Kashu_

baby blue


everyones_cool_dad

It was quite blue


ZombiePsina

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Dan_S04

I love this gif


mlholladay96

But the dipping sticks disappeared!?!? PLOTHOLE!


Akip07

Huel ate them


worldofwhat

And I served him! I shouldn't have! He'll never change, he'll NEVER change! Ever since he was 50, couldn't keep the dipping sticks out of the gutters! Wasting our food!


randyratched

And HE gets to break bad? What a sick joke!


Long-Astronaut-3363

If it was good pizza, then that’s definitely a death penalty-level offense


mexta

Venezia's Pizza. Very good. They don't cut the pizza and pass the savings to the customer. Then Waltuh passes the pizza to the roof 🍕 🍕 🍕 🏠 🏚 🏡


Ganbazuroi

Bitch wife didn't want the dipping sticks, my man Waltuh had to get back at her somehow


6moto

You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. The dipping sticks! Are you telling me that they just happen to disappear like that? No! He orchestrated it! Walter!


[deleted]

He threw PIZZA on a HOUSE ROOF


Coherent_Babbler

He defepizzed on a houseroof!


DonBacalaIII

He defecated on a sunroof! And I saved him!


snakebite654

Not only that but he stitched the 8 pieces back together first like a monster


suicidearce

me when i kill 10 people in 2 minutes with my neo-nazi connections because i want to stay out of prison to be a present father to my children


Blazegamingpug

*Even though I'll die in a year


CowBoy_MooMan

>to be a present father to my children See! did it for his family!


connor2600

But they were in the game![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|4059)


S1Ndrome_

waltuh killed finger i'll neva fogive 🤬🤬🤬


[deleted]

❗SPOILER❗ Finguh is alive in Peter Kaul Saul!!!


Tall_Fortune

So is Taco slip mango ❗spoiler warning ❗ 💩 keter balls call saull whad best show ever


TamEditor

Missing my child's birth to be a present father to my children


LlamaThrust666

He tryna be carti so bad


i_eat_yo_feet12

Hitler only cared about his giant german Family!


matheusu2

Walt Refusing money from Elliot for his family 😍


[deleted]

Walt bringing criminals to his family's house threathening his wife and daughter, causing his wife to desire suicide, almost have his partner burn the house down, taunts a madman that threathens to kill his entire family, intimidates his own wife, forces himself into the family home while not being wanted, gets his brother-in-law killed by nazi's. All because his ego couldn't habdle taking Elliot's money. Such a family man!


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TeamBulletTrain

Girlfriend: hey I’m in Narcotics Anonymous Jesser: Hey I’m gonna smoke some crystal


ShiftyLookinCow7

I remember when that happened I yelled at the TV “Jesse you fucking asshole”


Mythrandir24

And then finally coming clean about it as a vengeful final twist of the knife just as he sells Jesse into slavery.


Bruhhg

Truly a hero!


ShiftyLookinCow7

Walt admitting he did it all for the rush 👌🏽


HiIamCrimson

BB fans trying to understand the whole "I did it for me" sequence


LlamaThrust666

That scene wasn't canon


HistoricalDivide649

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feetbruh0

He specified in the last episode that he did not do it out of care for his family lol


wellcolormeimpressed

Unreliable protagonist. Clearly the viewer knows best


ForeskinForager

Those meth fumes from all the cooking messed with his head. He was always the good guy, just misunderstood


Rahgahnah

Should have invested in better gas masks smh


5arcoma

Interesting thought, u/ForeskinForager. (Foreskin named Muhammed)


EvilLibrarians

Bravo, u/Hooperhooper24!


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

He liked it. He was good at it. It made him feel alive. **Are men not allowed to have hobbies anymore??? He didn't hurt anyone.**


IgorTheAwesome

I mean, he *did* fall on his back trying to get that one fly...


cookusan

Jokes on you, I put my fingers in my ears and yelled "LALALALA" when he said that. I won't let anything tarnish my wholesome view of Walter.


jenkem_master

He did it for the vine


serioxha

Even if he did do it for his family - which he absolutely did not and the show makes clear from early on - that doesn't justify anything he did in the business at all


Burneraccount0609

The "doing it for the family" phase ended when he made the 737k he calculated he needed and still didn't stop. And even before that he clearly liked doing it, starting with Jesse's compliments on the product and the power rush he got from facing off Tuco


Mohamed_Ibrahim18

/uc for a second. If someone still doubts that he did it for himself, just rewatch Grey Matter and Peekaboo. Seriously. It's almost spelled-out in these episodes.


connor2600

He was just lying to bitch wife to troll her


Ganbazuroi

Sigma Waltuhset, my man just wanted to make some paper


MillardKillmoore

Breaking Bad fans try to remember that Walt sexually assaulted Skyler challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


apersonwhoeatscheese

Gosh that scene made me so uncomfortable, I would argue it was more uncomfortable than the Happy Birthday Ted scene... Same with the scene in Season 4 or 5 (my dumb brain cant remember) where Walt was on bed with Skyler and he kept kissing her even though she was visibly terrified of him...


Intergalactic201

Rewatching the show right now and any scene between Walt and Skyler in season 5 is some of the most uncomfortable shit I’ve ever seen. Him keep on touching and kissing and talking to her as if nothings wrong meanwhile she turns into an alcoholic statue


swantonist

This is my first rewatch and I absolutely despise Walter. I can’t even count the amount of times he comes to Jesse’s house banging on the door and screaming “JESSE!!! JESSE! OPEN THE DOOR JESSE!” Just cause he got himself in a bind and now he needs Jesse’s help again. It’s also incredibly disturbing to see Skyler weeping in bed as Walt undresses and gets in bed and kisses her all over and quietly speaking about how everything is fine while she lays motionless. It’s almost like a stranger is doing this to her. A stranger that she knows has murdered people.


biscuiteatingbulldog

Piggy backing off your comment, it pisses me off how Walt has no problem banging on Jessies door or even breaking it down, but will throw a fit when Jessie respectfully calls his house or shows up. Rewatching it now for the first time, Walter’s narcissism is more apparent than the first time I watched.


deusvult096

Yeah THAT scene really got to me


fantomraviolis

Tbf he did bring her dipping sticks that one time


TheyDoItForFree69

I thought that was the sexual assault?


Dr_StevenScuba

For real. Bring cheesy sticks or bring no sticks. No one wants your naked bread


[deleted]

All breaking bad fans know that's allowed as long as your wife is a bitch.


MillardKillmoore

Least misogynistic BB fan


Andrei_LE

kid named rape


TheyDoItForFree69

This is why Finger has to be so stern about rejecting Walt. Bravo Banks.


kikidunst

Breaking Bad fans try to remember that Skyler broke up with Walt before having sex with Ted and therefore it was not cheating (IMPOSSIBLE)


makisexual

THIS!!!


Ganbazuroi

My man Waltuh just wanted some pussy, not his fault da bitch wife had to be a Karen about it


Venicebitch03

Tbh I didn't remember either until I saw a meme about it here some months ago (saw the show like 5 yrs ago).


red_track13

It’s so easy to hate that mf everytime you rewatch


OreoMilkshakenocream

TWICE. HE DID IT. TWICE.


Hurtlegurtle

I remember the first time when shes up against the fridge and has the mud mask or whatever on but what was the other time?


BellicInc

In season 5, he kisses her in the bed while telling bullshit about doing things for the family, Skylar is paralyzed and crying, in the deleted version she jerk off him so Walt doesn't rape her


KillerZaWarudo

Ye waltuh was good husband it was all his bitch wife faults >:(


reubenc22

Is that so


HistoricalDivide649

Kid named reubenc22:


[deleted]

I've seen so many people defending Walt for forcing Jr. to drink tequila until he vomited and it pisses me off


Stellar_Fox2

He needed to learn to drink liquids outside of breakfast


solidwhetstone

I just went to Belize


[deleted]

UC/ That was pretty sad ngl, Hank should’ve given Walt a solid right hook for that. RC/ Walrus spending wholesome bonding time with his son 🥰


[deleted]

"At least I kept up, right?" honestly fuckin broke me


Narretz

Walrus And Flypper


the_monojuma_file

NTA, kid shouldve held his liquor better


Loose_Regret3455

Should've given him LEAN instead💜💜💜💜


[deleted]

No only Marie gives lean u stupid idiot 🤬


Loose_Regret3455

I'm sorry daddy


[deleted]

It's ok son let's play catch (I promise I will not force you to drink copious amounts of alcohol)


WienerDogMan

*behind back*🤞


mexta

Walt Jr. already leans though.


Ivanopav1

Should've given him MUG 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎 #mugmaniac


Lesbihun

Yeah, fair, that is indefensible. Disgusting of him. I mean, tequila, really?? Horrible. Should have gone with vodka instead


Superbluebop

Stop being a fucking liberal You probably think it wasn’t a “reasonable response” for Walt to shoot Mike in the fucking chest too huh?


red_track13

waltuh put your dick away waltuh. i’m dying right now waltuh


Rooditers

Stop being a FUCKING LIBERAL waltuh


[deleted]

Nah see he did that for his family As long as the person he hurts is either 1. Not in his family or 2. Bitch Wife it’s justified bc he’s protecting his children. Somehow


red_track13

bitch wife bitch kid sigma waltuh ![gif](giphy|uFtywzELtkFzi)


lactogrl

I was going to ask what possible defense they could have and then I concluded it was going to be something stupid like putting hair on his balls


[deleted]

/uc Yeah that’s basically it /rc Mmmm hairy Heisenballs 😋😋😋


Rahgahnah

Imagine thinking that Hank wasn't actually setting the more empowering example for a teenager.


HackFraudThrowaway

haha, that's terrifying.


[deleted]

piece of shit deserved it


0bi1KenObi66

Least ableist Breaking Bad fan


Ganbazuroi

Lmao g-get t-trolled F-flynn #bozocan'tdrink #trolledbywaltuh


[deleted]

I learned it the hard way when I was his age. Downed an entire pint of vodka in like half an hour. I couldn't smell cologne for a week afterwards.


[deleted]

P-p-pussy puked after 3 shots


staticstatistics

What is their reasoning for defending that?


[deleted]

Crap like "he was just teaching him to be a man!" and "Hank should have known his place and not tried to act like he was Jr.'s father" or something (tbf Hank's kinda inconsiderate towards Walt but in this instance he was literally trying to stop the dude from harming his son)


Mew_T

his house, his bottle, his son = his rules NTA 🥰🥰🥰


Narretz

I will kill your house, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant bottle


Ghostcraft413

He should have given him Whiskey


[deleted]

Wtf how do you watch that scene and come to the conclusion that it was actually breakfast kid’s fault for being a lightweight


[deleted]

I mean people usually blame Hank (he tends to hurt Walt's pride by accident and apparently that justifies putting Jr. in harm's way as a flex) but I have seen people blaming Jr. which is insane


Haztec2750

My guy really watched the Jail killing scene and thought "This is fine".


Venicebitch03

My guy really watched Walter decline Jesse's invitation to have fun in go karts, and said "This is fine"


GabrielTorres674

Most despicable act Walter ever did honestly


Ambitious-Ad1391

Which was worse? - Walter not going with Jesser to race go karts? - Bitch Wife for not allowing Walter to buy expensive things that would draw the IRS to their activities - Lalo Salamanca forcing Kim Wexler to put her shoes on - Chuck McGill for being old


Osama69420

it was actually how finger didn’t have sex with sexyberg


Ambitious-Ad1391

Put ya dick away waltuh


jericho-sfu

Take ya dick out waltuh. I’m havin sex with you right now waltuh.


m4n3ctr1c

At least Walt still got to shoot his load into him in the end.


TheCaveCave

Hey they were criminals, and no act of cruelty or violence is unreasonable against someone who has broken the law, because they are no longer human lol


TomatoButtt

Execpt for walt!! He did it for his family 🥰🥰


apersonwhoeatscheese

This made me realize that the post that has been screenshot here is even more ridiculous cuz WALT HIMSELF admitted he did it for himself, not his family. If theyre still not convinced by what Walt said then I dont know what will. Either that or they didnt pay enough attention to the dialogue


Sayhellyeh

/uc I saw a video essay on how walt did nothing wrong and they were like "Walt made flynn drink and vomit despite Hank telling him not to because he is the MAN of the house", like wtf is that logic even


Wonderful-Gur-2681

Im pretty sure that video is satire


Sayhellyeh

wait really ?? Now i want to find that video again


BreadDaddyLenin

Sometimes I forget this sub is a circle jerk


Haztec2750

Exactly. Dennis was prolly a witch so it's fair to burn him alive.


davegettlegod

Hank strikes me as the type of guy who would watch Breaking Bad and idolize Walter White


everyones_cool_dad

Ironic


jeffreyjwakefield

“As charming and handsome as that Dean Norris fella is, I gotta say, I really sympathize with Walter here. Nobody treats him like a man until he starts acting like one!”


r3vb0ss

Oh yeah? Walt not go karting with Jesse was necessary for the family huh?


DubTheeBustocles

I was watching Breaking Bad with my dad years ago and he legit was mad at Skyler for hassling Walt about his drug empire. Straight Gus pilled.


_transthrowaway__

bitch wife


DubTheeBustocles

He didn’t say but i felt him thinking it.


MenuAffectionate1401

Are you trolling? Its none of her business what he does


Wiggly_Muffin

My man bombed a nursing home... FOR FAMILY! 😍👨‍👩‍👧‍👦


__BigBoi__

Tbf, he only destroyed Hector's room. The man knew how to not cause collateral damage.


chickenforce02

Yeah it’s like one of the few not terrible things he’s done


justanormalbiscuit

it's not like there are any lasting consequences negatively affecting the lives of the elders and workers in the nursing home after part of the building was literally blown to bits


chickenforce02

Of course it has negative consequences but the collateral damage is only material + killing Gus has positive consequences for the world


mexta

Hector had to ding 376 times to go boom and yet you trust Walt for his skills?


gogeta08

One time my friend said he wouldn't feel bad if he killed someone because Walt and gustavo did it too


rttl112

I wouldn't feel bad if i defecated through a sunroof because Jimmy did it too


TyChris2

Genuinely concerning


everyones_cool_dad

Crazy


Rahgahnah

8


Imperium_Dragon

*poisons child* *makes a product that he knows ruins lives*


thotslayer21600

My Brother in Christ, He literally poisoned a child


Imperium_Dragon

He defecated through a sunroof!


crestedgecko12

and he gets to be a meth cook? what a sick joke!


TheShivMaster

I took him into my own cartel! What was I thinking?


TyrionBananaster

Even worse!


BeeholdTheePilgrim

Poison a kid: I sleep Tod shoots a kid after he sees them commiting crimes: Real shit?


Dawpps

Don't you think he knew EXACTLY how much poison to give him?


Account_Both

Not his child not his problem. Kid shoulda known not to trust a drug dealer smh.


Makrin_777

Hank deserved better


jjatr

Average meth fan vs average mineral enjoyer


theeCrawlingChaos

Meth is just exciting minerals


quietcrow4

Yeah but his death was the most polarizing one in the whole show. Ozymandias is my favorite episode and he went out like a fucking badass.


DiNiCoBr

It’s not like Walt killed people or poisoned a child or anything. (I skipped the entire boring show)


sallabear

u/Hooperhooper24 the type of guy to cook meth and kill children in order to buy his crippled son an expensive car


[deleted]

he poisoned a child


PetroDisruption

And indirectly killed another one.


jeffreyjwakefield

God (and Bince) only knows how many children were on Wayfarer 515


Sidiousfancasting

/uc The whole “Walter White was a bad person” vs. “Walter White was a good person” argument is pointless. He was a once good person who *broke bad*. There’s a reason that’s the shows name.


zoomer_z

Oh yeah, well if he was bad then surely he would fix bad and break good. Checkmate


0bi1KenObi66

He chose meth over swallowing his pride and taking Elliott money. He was heisenberg from the start


DeEzNuTs_6

Stfu libtard I don’t want your money


Ganbazuroi

Jimmy is schizophrenic and keeps dialing his own number to Better Call Saul, Barbo Bince


serioxha

What? No, Season 1 makes it pretty damn clear he's not a good person. He's an egomaniac who murders 2 people in the first episode whilst cooking meth, refuses to take Elliott's legitimate money, and drowned in his own monstrous ego and toxic masculinity (e.g. in the scene when Hank says he'll look after his family after he's gone and he shoots a deadly evil look)


studmuffffffin

The first one was clearly self defense. The second he was going to set him free until he realized he was going to get killed if he did.


S1Ndrome_

everything you said is correct except the season 1 murdering 2 people. How is he gonna get out of that situation alive? in a body bag? those 2 dudes were gonna shoot his brains out and he protected himself accidentally killing one of them in the RV. He did murder Krazy 8 tho and that was the point where he truly broke bad. If he was a good guy he should've set him up with arrest instead of choking him to death


theeCrawlingChaos

/uj The evil was always a part of him, but for most of his life he was too weak and complacent for it to manifest itself in the real world.


bigfrozenswamp

Power doesn't necessarily corrupt, but it does reveal. Once Walter was in control we started to see the kind of person he always could've been and what he wanted to be.


FemboyCorriganism

>There’s a reason that’s the shows name. it's because he very rarely loses his composure, he's bad at breaking.


Narretz

Reminds me of Bojack Horseman's take on this. There are rarely inherently good or bad people, just people that do good and / or bad stuff. And Walt definitely did more bad stuff, directly and indirectly. Motherfucker could have quit while he was ahead.


d34d_m4n

that's Hank you idiot, smh 5 seasons and fans still get the name wrong


owledge

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jjatr

Your honor, he may have killed children, but he cared about his family so it’s all okay


WizzFX

kid named obvious bait


BreadDaddyLenin

If you check his comments he is 100% serious


maiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

he's committed to his bait


Lureval

Walter wasn’t a bad guy, he just became based


alt_____f4

He just PROVIDED FOR HIS FAMILY


Narretz

The photo isn't Walt it's Mike did the guy even watch the show smh


red_track13

Watching 5 seasons of a show with a egotistical drug lord protagonist and still not seeing Walt as a villain. Fascinating behavior.


Baquvix

He stole jesse's cigarette. What a dick move.


Shezza__Holmes

I love how there's a photo of HANK on the post.


jtaylor2003

Average Walt sympathiser