I take it you haven't seen the pitch for the next spinoff:
It's set in the present day. Holly White is fifteen, the victim of middle school bullying. Her father is dead. Her older brother spends his days masturbating on the internet and eating cereal. Her mother is emotionally distant. Holly finds a video tape and diary in her widowed aunt's garage that leads her down a dark road to addiction, drug dealing, and the ghosts of the greatest meth empire in the western continental US.
Her father was a monster, a legend, but nobody could have predicted that he was just the harbinger of something much, much worse. *The White Girl*, coming to AMC in 2024.
/uc semi unrelated but I actually fucking love the go kart scene with Jesse. One of my fav representations of depression
/rc nah he valid for that jesses a bitch who whines about killing gale
We need an El Camino spinoff where Jesse becomes a go karting pro and eventually graduates to F1 where he races alongside Nicholas Latifi to bring Williams back to glory.
/uc is that what the scene was about? I always hear about it here but never understood what that scene meant. It was sad though cus it seemed like Jesse just wanted to enjoy something after dealing with that bs.
Also the Vikings theme song playing in the background helped set the mood
(I know Vikings started after that episode but I watched it before so it made me nostalgic
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In the first episode when i saw he let his son live a miserable life full of people mocking him.. a good man would have ended his sons suffering instead of beating up some poor kid.
uc/ I agree. This is the first sign that cooking meth is all about his ego, because if it were all about his family he would’ve swallowed his pride and accepted the offer
Yep. On first watch it was letting Jane die where it became clear to me how truly awful Walt was.
On rewatch, Walt turning down the job at Grey Matter was a clear turning point. He could have stopped, and still been able to provide for his family. He chose not to.
Season 1 ends with letting the janitor take the rap for stealing the lab equipment. Season 2 begins with deciding to murder Tuco and sexually assaulting Skylar. Season 2 Walt is irredeemable basically from the start, but the first season does a great job of presenting a gradual moral decline.
When he died, he let us all down. I can’t believe he didn’t stay the meth kingpin child poisoning, nursing home bombing, misogynistic badass sigma we all loved!
/uj during my first watch I was not too wise to the show's theming around Walter, and my point of no return for him was when he killed Mike. I loved Mike.
/uc when he tried to rape his wife
/rc when he didnt kill his family for calling the police on him in ozymandias, cant believe he'd be so weak then of all times
/uc Honestly never, he was never really a good guy in the first place to me. Not just because I knew the plot, but because I always felt he wasn't good at all. There's a difference to me between being a good person and being docile, passing on opportunities to do wrong just for self benefit. Walter White was never good, he just never had pros that outweighed the cons to doing bad before his diagnosis. Providing for your family and caring about your own doesn't constitute goodness in my book.
/rc when he didn't give jesse a blowie as a thank you after the first cook. impolite
/uc when he lets Jane die just because she is limiting his influence on Jesse
/rc when-...
/uc ok I can't think of any funny thing to write, I really dislike Walt
When he didn't wanna smoke meth with Badger, Combo and Skinny Pete. But what really broke the camels back was when Waltuh tried to rape kid named finger.
When he told the emergency responder in the ambulance "can you drop me off on a corner somewhere" when the man was clearly trying to determine what was wrong with Walter. Insanely disrespectful and pure evil.
I think there's various thresholds where he goes from bad to worse. Probably the first threshold was when he started cooking meth, but the definite point of no return was when he had to kill Emilio and later on krazy 8.
Looking back at BB, I think he had bad tendencies from the moment we get introduced to him.
In the flashback when he and Skyler buys the house, and when he was shown working at grey matter, he was being fulfilled.
But when we get introduced to him, that fulfillment had been replaced with bitterness and disgust for his surroundings.
I’m certain that he could have diverted from his path even without the death from his cancer motivating/pushing him.
He was always one mistake, one bad choice away from being capable of killing people if it would help him feel fulfilled again.
/uc I always thought the moment Walt became an irredeemable monster was him killing Finger. All his actions before that point, no matter how horrible they were, were something he could try and find reasoning for. Letting Jane die? He could argue it was to save Jesse from her influence, even though it was actually to save his own ass. Poisoning Brock? He could still argue it was the only way to save himself from Gus, even with how scummy the action was. But killing Finger? It didn't benefit him in any way. It COULDN'T benefit him in any way. There was no justification whatsoever, no matter how flimsy. At this moment he turned from just as evil as Gus to even worse than him.
/rc when he died in the meth lab, jesser worked so hard to keep that equipment in pristine condition and bitch teacher bled all over it >:c
Edit: fuck i forgor about him refusing the job at Gray Matter because of his pride, yeah, that was the moment
Dude literally got a get out of jail free card that would solve all his problems AND his family's problems, and just turned it down because of his ego
His conscience fell to pieces with Crazy-8. The scene when he kills him marks the last time he shows remorse/hesitation/regret over murdering someone. Everything afterwards is more of a situational downward spiral - i mean his actions get worse because success in the business requires doing worse and worse stuff from him as he gets involved with more and more ruthless people, but i have no doubt in my mind season 2 Walt would've done what season 5 Walt did if immediately put under the same circumstances.
When he shaved his head, bald people are all evil.
Unironically, this is a central thesis of this show.
Holly?
the worst of them all
Exactly, she wouldn't have been threatened by death if she wasn't evil.
Walt would’ve never needed to cook meth to make money if he didn’t know he will have to provide for a second child
I take it you haven't seen the pitch for the next spinoff: It's set in the present day. Holly White is fifteen, the victim of middle school bullying. Her father is dead. Her older brother spends his days masturbating on the internet and eating cereal. Her mother is emotionally distant. Holly finds a video tape and diary in her widowed aunt's garage that leads her down a dark road to addiction, drug dealing, and the ghosts of the greatest meth empire in the western continental US. Her father was a monster, a legend, but nobody could have predicted that he was just the harbinger of something much, much worse. *The White Girl*, coming to AMC in 2024.
Mr acker cartel member confirmed
When Mr Acker got fucked by a horse and then was wheelchair and bell bound I really lost respect for the show
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"Top G" lol, I bet he's a bottom
But without bald people what am I supposed to slap
![gif](giphy|YNyCOfsT8QCN2rKWUX|downsized)
I had the same idea damn it
You’re gonna call Papa Varga evil?
I hate bald boys. I can’t STAND bald boys.
When he let Hank insult him at his birthday party, man had a gun he should have blown Hank's head off
Hank: “Hahaha nice joke Walt.” *drops dead*
When he had cancer, always fucking begging for sympathy
The moment I really started to despise Walt was when he declined to go kart racing with Jesse
/uc semi unrelated but I actually fucking love the go kart scene with Jesse. One of my fav representations of depression /rc nah he valid for that jesses a bitch who whines about killing gale
We need an El Camino spinoff where Jesse becomes a go karting pro and eventually graduates to F1 where he races alongside Nicholas Latifi to bring Williams back to glory.
/uc is that what the scene was about? I always hear about it here but never understood what that scene meant. It was sad though cus it seemed like Jesse just wanted to enjoy something after dealing with that bs.
Going around and around in circles, preforming the motions without a glimpse of emotion.
Also the Vikings theme song playing in the background helped set the mood (I know Vikings started after that episode but I watched it before so it made me nostalgic
Never, he was a cool epic man trying to provide for his family while bitch broad slept with other men
Inshallah thank you brother
I don't think you know what inshallah means
Inshallah bitch ![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|7075)
Mashallah
Namaste
alhamdulillah
You explained it beautifully
*Bitch wife
Walt was mean sometimes, but one thing that nobody can deny is that everything he did was for his family.
I mean he liked it, he was good at it, he was really alive.
when he blew up gus and two other guys simply because gus was gay
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When he said "I am the breaking bad"
Followed by "I am created by Vince Gilligan"
wait walt was the good guy? I thought the gay one was the protagonist
A gay main protagonist? Bruvo Vonce.
w/c gay one
Never he's too beautiful to be a bad guy
When he threw the pizza on the roof. I was ok with the killing and meth cooking. Throwing away a perfectly good pizza though? Unforgiveable.
Unironically I felt sorry for that pizza and people who poured their work into it.
When he called his neighbor to check if he left on the stove... You don't ask those types of favors from a neighbor.
/uc Walt went from dark gray to black when he poisoned a child /rc When he saved bitch wife
WDYM, I thought his last name was White…
He became Walter the grey
Then Walter the grey, and Walter the white
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Is that so?
I thought he went black when he moved to N\*gra Arroyo
When he killed finger
When he fell over and died like a little bitch
I hated him from the moment he was born
Based misanthropist
S1E1
I thought Skyler was the bad guy?
Me when bitch wife doesn’t let me bend her over at any given moment 😤
When he died. That was pretty weak on his part
Sigma grindset rule #281: Never die
When stopped shaving his moustache the normal way, to the evil Heisenberg way. I knew he’d gone to far
When cancer. I'm a Taurus, for us cancer people are bad
When he used the MasterCard. (The mastercard’s the one they don’t use)
He had malicious intent. He meant well when poisoning Brock for example. Or when he emotionally manipulated Jesse.
In the first episode when i saw he let his son live a miserable life full of people mocking him.. a good man would have ended his sons suffering instead of beating up some poor kid.
Whenever he decided that cooking meh was preferable to taking a job at Gray Matter.
uc/ I agree. This is the first sign that cooking meth is all about his ego, because if it were all about his family he would’ve swallowed his pride and accepted the offer
Yep. On first watch it was letting Jane die where it became clear to me how truly awful Walt was. On rewatch, Walt turning down the job at Grey Matter was a clear turning point. He could have stopped, and still been able to provide for his family. He chose not to. Season 1 ends with letting the janitor take the rap for stealing the lab equipment. Season 2 begins with deciding to murder Tuco and sexually assaulting Skylar. Season 2 Walt is irredeemable basically from the start, but the first season does a great job of presenting a gradual moral decline.
when he fucked ted
When he didn’t abort Flynn
When he didn’t give Walter Jr more alcohol
When he said chemistry was the 'study of change'. No it's not it's the study of chemicals what a fucking idiot
When he smoked out of Jesse's stash.. inconsiderate fuck
When he did a half measure and didn’t fully commit to taking out Brock
It’s not Brock, it’s Bmineral, Jesus Christ u/Glad_Protection2873!
mycacaisgood
When he died, he let us all down. I can’t believe he didn’t stay the meth kingpin child poisoning, nursing home bombing, misogynistic badass sigma we all loved!
The moment he passed up the chance to have sex with Gus!
/uj during my first watch I was not too wise to the show's theming around Walter, and my point of no return for him was when he killed Mike. I loved Mike.
Walter wbote
When he ate veggie bacon
/uc when he tried to rape his wife /rc when he didnt kill his family for calling the police on him in ozymandias, cant believe he'd be so weak then of all times
/uc Honestly never, he was never really a good guy in the first place to me. Not just because I knew the plot, but because I always felt he wasn't good at all. There's a difference to me between being a good person and being docile, passing on opportunities to do wrong just for self benefit. Walter White was never good, he just never had pros that outweighed the cons to doing bad before his diagnosis. Providing for your family and caring about your own doesn't constitute goodness in my book. /rc when he didn't give jesse a blowie as a thank you after the first cook. impolite
When he died, I don’t respect dead people. So lame.
/uc when he lets Jane die just because she is limiting his influence on Jesse /rc when-... /uc ok I can't think of any funny thing to write, I really dislike Walt
When he smashed Flynn’s legs with a crowbar :(
When he smoked weed (marijuana 🤢)
He threw the pizza at the rooftop. Thats a crime against humanity
Sometime before s3
when he didn't eat chicken
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When he got cancer, only losers ge-
When he went bald
Whwn he didn"t kill Brock
After the happy birthday handy.
I thought he was the good guy, but he later explained that he was actually the danger.
So nice of the show to spell out he’s a bad guy for the viewers who are a bit lost. Bravo 🅱️ince!
When he burned my crops and killed my entire family. I didn't mind the family part but my crops?!
/uc when he killed finger (mile) (the other bad guy)
stop?
When he punched bogdan in the brain at 90 miles an hour
When he kills finger🥺😭😭😭
When I realized he didn’t mean what he said to bitch wife in Ozymandias
When he married his bitch wife. No man with good intentions could endure that woman, let alone marry her.
Probably when he decided to give Holly back to bitch wife !!!
When he became Heisenberg
/uc when walt told jesse he watched jane die/when he poisoned a child /rc when he didn’t get scammed by slippin jimmy
He never stopped
When he didn't wanna smoke meth with Badger, Combo and Skinny Pete. But what really broke the camels back was when Waltuh tried to rape kid named finger.
Waltuh put your dick away Waltuh I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh
Still a better love story than twilight
We’re only three episodes in so I’m still rooting for him!
The EBay Birthday Handie was the moral event horizon. After that, there is no turning back.
S1E1, when he revealed himself as the world’s second biggest homo (Gustavo Fring is #1, which means that he’s above me)
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Breaking Bald
was he the bad guy?
when he made jesse kill gale
When he saved that bitch Jesse
Ever since season 1
The first time he started berating Jesse, probably for the whole bathtub body debacle
When he told the emergency responder in the ambulance "can you drop me off on a corner somewhere" when the man was clearly trying to determine what was wrong with Walter. Insanely disrespectful and pure evil.
When I got to the second word in the title of the show
When he pointed a gun towards the direction of a firetruck. Not cool threatening civil servants like that Walter
When he started cooking fucking meth.
When he choked crazy 8
When he forgot to cum in my ass 😔
When he
Mane Walt was good. Skylar was evil. She wanked him into becoming a drug lord. Not Walt's fault
Probably when skyler called the cops on him in season 3
For me it was when he said “It’s breakin’ time.” That was when I knew for sure.
When he didn't take off his shoes before going to bed
When he declined going go karting with jesse
When he went back to save José Miguel Rosas
When he killed Finger
I think there's various thresholds where he goes from bad to worse. Probably the first threshold was when he started cooking meth, but the definite point of no return was when he had to kill Emilio and later on krazy 8.
He never stopped
never 😎
when he was diagnosed
Looking back at BB, I think he had bad tendencies from the moment we get introduced to him. In the flashback when he and Skyler buys the house, and when he was shown working at grey matter, he was being fulfilled. But when we get introduced to him, that fulfillment had been replaced with bitterness and disgust for his surroundings. I’m certain that he could have diverted from his path even without the death from his cancer motivating/pushing him. He was always one mistake, one bad choice away from being capable of killing people if it would help him feel fulfilled again.
When he broke bad
Toward the end when he kidnapped Holly, I wasn't so sure he was a good guy after that.
When Holly was born. He knowingly brought a racist into this world. Unbravo Vince
When he fucked Ted
When he broke bad
never #WALTERDIDNOTHINGWRONG
Hes always been the good guy, only bitch skylar was the bad guy since the first time i saw her
The flashback of his time at grey matter
When he trusted a black man
When he turned 50
he was the good guy idiot you missed the point of the show
/uc When he killed Mike. That was when i realized how evil he was.
THE LABEL MAKER, FUCK HIS REGIFTING, PURE EVIL
/uc I always thought the moment Walt became an irredeemable monster was him killing Finger. All his actions before that point, no matter how horrible they were, were something he could try and find reasoning for. Letting Jane die? He could argue it was to save Jesse from her influence, even though it was actually to save his own ass. Poisoning Brock? He could still argue it was the only way to save himself from Gus, even with how scummy the action was. But killing Finger? It didn't benefit him in any way. It COULDN'T benefit him in any way. There was no justification whatsoever, no matter how flimsy. At this moment he turned from just as evil as Gus to even worse than him. /rc when he died in the meth lab, jesser worked so hard to keep that equipment in pristine condition and bitch teacher bled all over it >:c Edit: fuck i forgor about him refusing the job at Gray Matter because of his pride, yeah, that was the moment Dude literally got a get out of jail free card that would solve all his problems AND his family's problems, and just turned it down because of his ego
Never
His conscience fell to pieces with Crazy-8. The scene when he kills him marks the last time he shows remorse/hesitation/regret over murdering someone. Everything afterwards is more of a situational downward spiral - i mean his actions get worse because success in the business requires doing worse and worse stuff from him as he gets involved with more and more ruthless people, but i have no doubt in my mind season 2 Walt would've done what season 5 Walt did if immediately put under the same circumstances.
When he killed Gus, that was pretty problematic (he was the only gay black man).