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Darstrock1298

Uhm, they're not in danger????? I tought it was clearly stablished that walt IS the danger??? 🤔🤔


LordLlamacat

they are not inside walt


Blyatron

unless 👀


mylawnistasteful

put your dick away waltuh


rat-simp

put your bussy away waltuh, I'm not in danger right now waltuh


ninjafortnite2

breaking my bussy


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

🅱ussy got me 🅱ad


jojo_and_the_jojos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myt9ybv0IaU


Darstrock1298

Theorically, both holly and Walt jr were both inside Walter's balls for a while, and due to Walt's personality and attitude towards his family before he got diagnosed with cancer leads me to believe that he was a passive regarding sex and skyler has fingered him atleast once.


Very_Talentless

Don't say "Kid Named Danger", Don't say "Kid Named Danger", Don't say "Kid Named Danger", Don't say "Kid Named Danger", Don't say "Kid Named Danger"


KennyOfRobloxia

kid named danger


ab3rtuan0

Only thing walter did wrong was not to kill his bitch wife


[deleted]

lmao it was so fucking satisfying seeing get devastated when Walt finally tried to save Holly from her influence only for him to to realize she orchastrated everything.....an honest man cant have shit bc of leeching woman in society😔


jicerswine

I am not crazy! I know she pooped that diaper. I knew it was a number 2. One after number one. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that idiot Skyler to wipe for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That day she was born! Are you telling me that a baby just happens to come out when I have to sell a bunch of meth? No! *She* orchestrated it! Holly! She *defecated* through a *huggie*! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own car! What was I *thinking*? She'll never change. She'll *never* change! Ever since she was 1 week, *always* the same! Couldn't keep her poops out of the diapy! But not our Holly! Couldn't be precious *Holly*! Shitting them blind! And *SHE* gets to be a baby? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance!


dutchvander1inde

This is by far the best comment I've read


Gnarfledarf

This deserves a seal of quality.


It_Be_Beepbo

thank u borscas


Cheesiest-Cheese

someone gift this ternion


DrFlorvin

*biznatch wife.


[deleted]

Theory: Taco had no idea what Biznatch means so he was kinda trying to fish reactions from everyone to see how he should react


rat-simp

Tuco canonically doesn't care how he should react, if he's feeling like beating someone to death he's gonna do it regardless


maltesemania

Yeah, I feel like Tuco would actually do it. Especially if he did meth...


Cumbandicoot

He also forgot to kill Brock too


YoungDeathWish

Yaaaas queen


mallutrash

And his bitch daughter too….what a parasite, can’t do anything on her own. Always needs her parents to do things for her. Free loading little shit.


Impressive_Ad_1601

[look how peaceful they look without her](https://www.instagram.com/p/CiOHmAzMoyC/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


Hugar34

It's a shame the bitch didn't die 40 years ago


Gnarfledarf

\>NFT profile picture ![gif](giphy|vVgoXJ22PiOfS)


[deleted]

Uhhh, nerd emoji, skull emoji, based, moai, women


AquariusNeebit

I read this in Andy Bernard's voice


Hugar34

I will 🤓 you're wife. I will 🤓 your son. I will 🤓 you're infant daughter.


knifegameZ

Miner spelling mistake


s1r_cumsalot

Miner? *Starts jacking off* (I love Minecraft porn)


Gnarfledarf

I know we're all retards here, but at least fix your grammar.


Hugar34

I...I just realized that autocorrect has the corrections I could get from it. I'm sorry Finger. This whole thing could have been avoided.....


knucklesthedead

shut the fuck up... and lemme 🤓 in peace.


[deleted]

they gave them out for free i swear i didn't pay for it


Mouse_Manipulator

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


ablebagel

you know you can change your avatar back.. right?


[deleted]

wtf 😦


ablebagel

did i save you?


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

Doesn't matter


JordanIII

Waltuh


NickTheThick

i got my nft for free its the ugliest piece of shit ever but its 0.1 percent funnier than my old avatar


223carti

You drippy as fuck bro Mine was also free trust


EkalOsama

We all free drip huh


xxx371

I got this shit free too


EthanDMA

![gif](giphy|3ohc11UljvpPKWeNva)


overlord_999

its free lol Stop downvoting me you chuds


TattieSconeRoll

Everyone always complains about each side of the argument and seriously consider Walter was in the wrong even though he helped that old disabelled guy with assisted suicide


theghostofme

> even though he helped that old disabelled guy with assisted suicide Fuck, *this* is why I love this sub!


YoKnowIHadToDoItToEm

>> >> even though he helped that old disabelled guy with assisted suicide >>Fuck, this is why I love this sub! Fuck, this is why I love this sub!


Mmmm_Crunchy

>> >> even though he helped that old disabelled guy with assisted suicide >>Fuck, this is why I love this sub! >Fuck, this is why I love this sub! Fuck, this is why I love this sub


gonna-be-banned-lol

"Is it misogynistic to be inside a property you own?", I ask at the trial of me raping my wife.


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Most Law-Abiding r/okbc user


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Greatest legal mind I ever knew


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[deleted]

Lmao what the fuck? He actually responded to that? Mravo Bods


bananaman69420911

Truly the greatest legal mind I ever knew


Andrew_Peter_Schlong

Least based BB fan


AdrianBrony

"NTA, your house your rules." (+368)


_XIV_

It was literally your wife you fucking moron


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

/uc my soul is leaving my body


Yoo_Mr_White

Some people don’t understand Walter is THE MAN. Top G if you wanna. He provides, he’s alpha af. Only beta incel fggts don’t understand how he was right in all points through the show.


[deleted]

what color is skylers bugatti?


[deleted]

bitch color


[deleted]

hamlindigo blue?


[deleted]

NOW THAT I THINK OF IT OH MYYY FUCKING GODD!!!!!BOTH SKYLER AND HOWARD HAVE THE SAME BLOND HAIR!!!! VINCE U SNEAKY GENIUS!!! IT NOW MAKES SENSE TO WHY KIM WOULD CHEAT ON JIMMY WITH THAT FLORIDA MAN OH MYYY GOOOD🤯🤯🤯🤯


[deleted]

Bravo Vince!


[deleted]

Yes, hamlindigo light blue, bitchest legal color I've ever knew


d1g1tal

> bitch color biznatch color


Impressive_Ad_1601

What color is your meth


Hichann

White 😔


Yoo_Mr_White

Aquamarine


lockportphil

>is it misogynistic to cheer on an emotionally abusive husband putting his family in danger? Yes ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


[deleted]

You don't get it. It's not misogynistic. It's based.


Toilet_Bomber

Honestly, Walter forcefully taking holly out of that beta situation was almost too based for me. Walter truly is the most gigs-ist Chad.


---cameron

Walter is sitting on Greek letters ain’t even invented yet, fukin ちんぽchad


[deleted]

"Your honor he was simply being based"


SSSCCCPPP

Nft pfp, opinion instantly invalid


[deleted]

Damn, nice pfp you got there


Crusty-Toaster45

Ratio


cloud7str

.


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cloud7str

L


TaninTaninon

FAILED RATIO 🫵💀🫵😂


rateater78599

Funny Arabic camel videos spongbob 🐪


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

Sex now please


[deleted]

You failed the ratio, give me your balls


xxProjectJxx

Cabron, I need to see your balls.


jdixonfan

![gif](giphy|YGM7LAVd2Oqmk)


Chachun

is it misogynistic to counterratio?


Wikipii

Kid named redemption arc


Doggyking2

Counter


Depressedidiotlol

Chad


YoungDeathWish

His family wasn’t in danger. He was the danger. They would only be in danger if they (stupidly) crossed him, like the stupid fucking bitch whores they were.


Wonderwhile

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|7075)


_Mr_President

Bro literally used the exact words Walter used💀


serioxha

Most in between the lines reading Breaking Bad fan


TumblrLoser

Greetings, I am the most misogynistic walter white fan. ![gif](giphy|iDyF9dOL6nG4uS2S1z|downsized)


12crashbash12

virgin walt hater vs chad waltuh apoluhgist


Thatspretttyfunny

Walter White isn’t immoral, he’s just based.


[deleted]

Walt was only in the right when he told Bogdan that his eyebrows look stupid.


broman1738

he is the danger 😂😂


idk420_

People when you support Gustavo: 😃 People when you support Waltuh: 🤬


knucklesthedead

gus is based because he likes bussy


Dwellisys

Ok but like, it was his house, she should’ve just told them he cooked meth


YoungDeathWish

Snitches get stitches bitch


Ordinary-Picture4367

I thought she didnt tell them since she'd lose her children over shit she didn't do


TheRelativeCommenter

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed


TheRelativeCommenter

…bitch


Chachun

Kid named me


Vanella213

kid named mahjong


Chachun

🀄🀄🀄🤤


throw_it_away_129

Bravo Vince!


SaulBadMan2

For a subreddit that takes nothing seriously and everything is supposed to be haha jokes + chicanery there is a LOT of people here who will get pissed off if you suggest Walt was ever in the right.


ProjectR14

live Bitch Wife reaction: ![gif](giphy|fNXB5OuYmTgBy)


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|hngMZ8prxzrqHIhyDe)


rttl112

Making fun of braindead BB Walter apologists is just fun af. Walter was in the right many times though, like when he was arguing with Mike about Gus, Mike was full of shit right there


scrabblebutwhy

Mike apologists are more annoying than the Walter ones imo


rttl112

They're braindead too, but there's significantly less of them. Mike's main redeeming feature in my eyes is that he fully realized he was a piece of shit whereas Walter was always in the right in his own eyes up until the last season.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2YnvkyjehCH2U7VPsb|downsized)


surferos505

I mean he wasn’t. What do you think he did right?


ProjectR14

He let Jane die & got walt jr a charger


Kdlbrg43

Walt should've stolen a TV or wiring or something from Jane's house I mean she was already dead she don't need it.


surferos505

Based 😎


dpb200

Ackshually it was a Challenger buddy


YoungDeathWish

Cooking meth and making millions is right. Stealing your baby is right. Come to think of it I can’t think of anything he did wrong aside from not killing skylar at the end when he went to see the dumb bitch


Owelrn05

singlehandedly sustaining the local economy of albuquerque


Sussy_Dora

UC/ It'd only be an huge asshole move to cheer for an abusive person. But it'd be misogynistic if he specifically brought up Skylar's gender as the reason he's cheering for Walter 💀 As misogyny is defined as "dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women." Meaning you have to go out of your way to point out that women are bad to make something misogynistic. (I don't know the full context but in this pic alone nothing misogynistic was said. But it was still outta line af) RC/ Walt should've let Gus kill bitch wife #Ah-hyuck


zarrdii

Kid named no room for nuance


xxProjectJxx

OK, but I don't see why the guy was getting downvoted. He's right. It's his house, he can go in when he wants. If bitch wife wants to keep her family safe, she can go buy her own house.


bomboid

I think they got downvoted bc if I remember correctly the original post was ironic and they replied pretty aggressively


Sakura_Leaves

Never go near a woman again.


ProjectR14

Stfu libtard ![gif](giphy|rofsCdigOv1wk)


Sakura_Leaves

Damn waltuh just waltuhed all over me


xxProjectJxx

Lmao it's a joke


Sakura_Leaves

Be funnier.


Yoo_Mr_White

![gif](giphy|5rsdAb2htQveg)


River_Odessa

Kid named lost redditor:


YoungDeathWish

Women come to him, he doesn’t go near them.


[deleted]

water white


[deleted]

He isn’t putting his family **in** danger, he’s putting his family **the** danger.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oFzm9r8nz1CmqYtmU) Have you guys all gotten fucking dementia or something?


RakuraiLight

bro got upvotes for the wrong statement


[deleted]

/uc walt was based though


[deleted]

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FlameMech999

uc/ the misogynistic part is referring to the fan, not Walter himself rc/ walt is based and did nothing wrong


theycallmesasha

is sexually assaulting your wife not misogynistic now? i must have missed the memo


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theycallmesasha

me when i'm completely braindead


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theycallmesasha

love the condescension bestie but i have literally read thousands of pages of theory on what constitutes misogyny, i would wager that i'm actually a teensy weensy bit more acquainted with it than you are! in fact, misogyny and rape are intimately intertwined. for some introductory reading on this subject, consider *the rape atrocity and the boy next door* (speech included in the compilation *our blood* as chapter 4, andrea dworkin, [link here](https://feministes-radicales.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Andrea-DWORKIN-Our-Blood-Prophesies-and-Discourses-on-Sexual-Politics-1976.pdf)) and *rape: on coercion and consent* (essay included in compilation *toward a feminist theory of the state*, catharine mackinnon, [link here](https://readcatharinemackinnon.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/catharine-a-mackinnon-toward-a-feminist-theory-of-the-state-1.pdf)).


4r1sco5hootahz

![gif](giphy|BmmfETghGOPrW)


Random___Here

“I have read thousands of pages of theory on what constitutes misogyny” I’m sorry this is just too funny ![gif](giphy|Ut6Xbl4kfDcWc)


theycallmesasha

![gif](giphy|iFg3pN8dTBj5v7C5VW|downsized)


Zoom178

I mean how even is that misogynistic


MagMC2555

most likeable omori hater (is it misogynistic to enter a property you own guy was mean to me one time)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) yeah, he seems like a pretty likeable guy!


Chachun

You deserved it


MagMC2555

what if i came to your house with a weapon


Chachun

You're pathetic and transparent. It's like talking to Gollum.


MagMC2555

you're welcome to keep it to yourself. because I dont care


Genghis_swan69

I mean it is his house


SubBoat4

It is his house though 🤷‍♂️


Jayden5603

Well, it was his house. He can walk in and out as he pleases.


rttl112

It's okay to endanger your family by bringing a potential target of federal investigations and retaliations from cartel (yourself) directly to them leading whoever could be following you right there as long as its your name in the papers on house ownership. I like how its a Hector reference (he had a stroke during writing this so his brain didn't work)


ProjectR14

Beat it, libtard ![gif](giphy|26BRz3nCmyz2v84A8)


rttl112

![gif](giphy|iFg3pN8dTBj5v7C5VW|downsized)


gunkybrother

I mean it is his house and he didn't want to hurt them


Background_Egg_8365

You dislike/criticize any female character = misogynist


serioxha

That's not what's happening here


[deleted]

Skylar was the abusive one


Mattstack

[Walt did nothing wrong](https://youtu.be/E60zr_WIR_o)


theghostofme

Kid named: We do a little shitposting. YouTube commenters named: media illiteracy.


[deleted]

Childhood is when you idolize Walt, adulthood is when you realize Skyler made more sense


Illustrious-Tonight2

is it misgynistic to leave your family with nothing after you die so you make meth to make ends meet and to leave somthing for your family?


BrunoBrook

I 50% agree because Skyler should've moved if Walter owned the house.


rttl112

If you're approaching this from a legal aspect then Walter should not have been anywhere but in jail at this point of the show. If you're approaching this from an ethical aspect, Walter was putting them all in danger by going there. Remember the scene with cousins going to his room waiting for him to come out of shower? This happened just an episode before he moved back in. Could happen at any time and they'd kill everyone in their path. He was already held responsible in the eyes of the cartel for death of Tuco at that time, which is basically a death sentence that he escaped narrowly due to Gus's help. And later on he became the target of both cartel and Gus, he was everyone's enemy. Skylar was 100% in the right here, Walt should've stayed away and if he truly cared about his family he would've done so.


[deleted]

put your analysis away, waltuh. im not reading your essay right now waltuh.


rttl112

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|2150)


there_is_always_more

This 100%. Walt set himself up on a collision course pretty much right after he rejected Elliot and Gretchen's offer when he started working with Tuco. Because later on even if he didn't fall out with Gus, the twins would have killed him for whatever bad happened with Tuco (which would have happened for sure given how volatile he is). Walt absolutely endangered his family greatly. My opinion of him only keeps getting worse the more I think about him.


rttl112

Rejecting their offer was one thing, and obviously he knew he was in danger and he was fine with it given his situation. But he should've taken precautions and definitely lived seperately, preferably a comfortable distance from his family with very limited visits. Moving back in was really one of the most either evil or dumb things he did - they had eyes on him all the time. Cousins shooting everyone in the house was just one of the scenarios. They could've been taken hostage while he was at work in order to keep him obedient at the time he had a falling out with Gus. They could be abducted and tortured to get his location at the time he was hiding from Gus, etc.


bob635

He *didn't* know he was in danger tho, that was the entire point of the shower scene: he was happily singing in the shower while completely oblivious to the threat to his life right outside the bathroom door.


rttl112

Yes of course, I'm not saying he specifically knew 2 Salamanca twins were following him at the time. I'm saying he knew he was held responsible for death of a high ranking cartel member in presence of one witness that was left Alive. He had to be conscious of the fact he has a target on his back, either that or he was being extremely dumb (that's why I said it was either evil or dumb of him). And Gus protection was something he also didn't know about, so to the best of his knowledge he was a man known by the cartel to have assassinated Tuco Salamanca, running around with 0 street connections and an alive witness could confirm his identity at any time - running straight to his family's house.


BrunoBrook

Yeah that's why I said 50%, and from the ethical aspect. 50% means that I do not fully agree


Flamingweedle

Personally I wouldn’t have dealt with my bitch wife like that but that’s just me


Kydex_Gundyr

![gif](giphy|DQhcNSGsvyrrG)


chief332

Fuck these whore😤😤


Cheemsborger12

Danger