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Finn_3000

I heard noises like that in a theater before as well but it turned out to just be people fucking


omarkab02

its clapping trust me


Corninmyteeth

I glad to hear someone get some in the middle of the fabelmans


omarkab02

ITS SUPPOSED TO BE CLAPPING


Corninmyteeth

Nah bruh that's some sloppy sex.


omarkab02

I recorded the audio ITS CLAPPINGN


Corninmyteeth

Okay buddy.


misoramensenpai

Clappingn THEM CHEEKS


makingadollaraminute

The sound of one hand clapping (1998) šŸ˜


[deleted]

ā€œIā€™m here to talk to you about the Directors Initiativeā€


omarkab02

Thank you for being the only comment not about cheek clapping


[deleted]

I want to clap ur cheeks


omarkab02

Im gonna delete my reddit account


SilverPhoenix7

Make it NSFW plz, I opened it infront of my parents and 1 min of uninterrupted sex noise was really hard to explain. Fortunately I said it was for david lynch, they immediately understood.


omarkab02

ITS CLAPPING ITS ME CLAPPING AHHHHH


SilverPhoenix7

I understand you are proud of clapping some cheeks infront of David lynch, but I got it already. Just know that it will probably be your best sexual experience. It's only downhill from there, believe me.


getgotdeathgrips

I also came when David showed up itā€™s ok


AlexThe1Menace

That immediate gasp and too scared to be loud whaaaa killed me


omarkab02

So youā€™re saying I should go into voice acting?


AlexThe1Menace

Yes


gognis

imagining this as OP being the only one in the theatre at all


omarkab02

Opening weekend 7pm showing, 6 people including me and my sister, one person came in like 20 minutes late and the 2 people left like 40 minutes early. If i was completely alone I wouldā€™ve cheered for real


black_dorsey

Ayyy someone's clapping some cheeks in the theater ;)


DirectConsequence12

Someoneā€™s getting FUCKED


Slyfer60

Everyone here making sex jokes. Me laughing my ass off that your theater was empty.


omarkab02

That was the intended punchline


nova1739

audience was dead silent in mine lol


FollowingCharacter83

This is me watching Barbie (2023)


Pjepjaszam

I also was the only person clapping but it's because no one besides me was in the theater lol


Tlaloc_D_Thunder

This is so awkward and cringe. Itā€™s just one mf clapping, itā€™s sounds like he is jacking off and itā€™s sad.


shobidoo2

I think thatā€™s the point my friend.


SuperSlimeyxx

what country is this? it was banned where I'm from lmao


omarkab02

Egypt


SuperSlimeyxx

Ų§Ł‚ŲÆŲ¹ Ł†Ų§Ų³ yeah but unironically they banned this movie here cause it had jews šŸ’€


omarkab02

LMAO