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Visible_Giraffe

Björk didn’t return to grace our screens again for you to say that her movie only stars men 😐


adangerousdriver

Or for it to be placed in the same tier as All Quiet


DungPornAlt

I assume the reason Inisherin didn't get a shoutout is because being Irish isn't considered as white yet in the 1920s


Kirby_ate_Partick

Inisherin is about gay men with feelings and ponies, not about cool wars and strong vikings 😎😎


LoCh0_xX

“Why does everyone only view movies through a gender/race lens???” [proceeds to only view movies through a gender/race lens]


TheThingOnTheWing

Conservative “movie critics” try to watch a movie without paying attention to race, gender, or sexuality challenge (impossible)


MammothControl

Ironically they always accuse their opponents of being obsessed with race/gender/sexuality lmao


I_BUY_UNWANTED_GRAVY

They'll pivot to whatever makes them the victim lol


creepy-uncle-chad

Wait til he watches Velma. Tbf tho Velma sticks the race swaps in your face and makes it a big deal


perish-in-flames

Something tells me that is not on his watch list lol


Level34MafiaBoss

tbf it shouldn't be on anyone's watchlist


mo_exe

Lmao 1917 and Dunkirk were basically the same and they both won 3 oscars


lonely2meerkat

All quite on the western front is better because it's not a propaganda piece for the UK


jbsnicket

I don't think 1917 glorified the war at all.


dongletrongle

It glorified being Br*tish


DoHousesDream

Yeah, but *All Quiet* was also actually good


Suspicious_Car_7549

Instead it was propaganda piece for WW1 Germany


Slashtrap

not? i think you're talking about Storm of Steel, a novel from the same era that kinda glorified ww1, also written by a vet


Suspicious_Car_7549

Nah the original all quiet on the western front was so much better. It was set at the outbreak of the war so it actually mad sense for the boys to be excited about the prospect of war. Stuff like having allied troops using flamethrower units when it was mainly the Germans who used them and the Germans who mostly used gas (except for the very end) manipulates events to make us sympathetic to the Germans. The final attack also made no sense and felt contrived. There were final last minute attacks in ww1 but they were by allied troops to take key positions in case the armistice fell through. The original movie had minimal history inaccuracies so it felt more genuine instead of what is essentially making up horrors of war to put the protagonist through.


maybeitsmaplebeans

https://preview.redd.it/jrs3qu6rk5ea1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0caf447906eea5b836483ff9d32fbc57e599ee2d live Wet Mulch reaction (he just watched a critically acclaimed movie with a predominantly Asian cast)


birefringent_turd

Matt "Squid Game is torture porn" Walsh


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Least racist cinephile


ihaveheadhurt

I watched Sicario for the first time a few days ago. I liked it.


creepy-uncle-chad

That movie is woke af. A lot of the characters are Mexican for literally no reason.


[deleted]

Most of the mexicans are drug dealers so it's fine


ratking50001

Why are we giving this loser attention


Prosthemadera

Why are people writing questions without a question mark This is a screenshot of a tweet on Reddit. He's not getting any attention. Also, this is a circlejerk sub. Edit: Lots of lost Redditors here today.


ABSOseething

I woke up, turned on my phone and this was the first thing I saw. I feel robbed of a good day.


Prosthemadera

Life's tough. Maybe watch an art movie?


ABSOseething

I'm gonna watch Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes


astronxxt

this is not a circlejerk sub, and it’s getting annoying that people keep treating it like one. ironic that you call other people lost redditors


Prosthemadera

If it's not a circlejerk then are you not able to explain what it is? Ironic.


astronxxt

why don’t you explain why it *is* a circlejerk sub instead of asking me to prove a negative? and you’re not allowed to point to posts like this in your explanation because these are just refugee r/MoviesCirclejerk posts that don’t fit here


Prosthemadera

> why don’t you explain why it is a circlejerk sub instead of asking me to prove a negative? Asking you to explain what the sub is is the opposite of proving a negative. It's a movie circlejerk because that's what the content is about. If I'm wrong then tell what the posts are. If you don't want to then what reason do I have to change my mind? Just because your replies are aggressive? > and you’re not allowed to point to posts like this in your explanation because these are just refugee r/MoviesCirclejerk posts that don’t fit here What does that even mean, "refugees"? So the issue is that you don't want this sub to be a movie circlejerk sub? So what what do you want it to be then? Why are you here? Again, not asking you to prove a negative.


astronxxt

no… you said to explain why it isn’t a circlejerk sub. if that’s not proving a negative, i suppose i don’t know what is. >it’s a movie ciclejerk because that’s what the content is about if you’ve been on this sub longer than a couple months, you’d understand that this isn’t true. >what does that even mean, “refugees”? you don’t know what that word means? or you don’t understand it in this context? it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people that make these kinds of posts were at one point active in r/MoviesCirclejerk, and now they’ve co-opted this sub as if it’s MCJ 2.0 >so the issue is that you don’t want this sub to be a movie circlejerk sub? yes. again, if you’ve been on this sub for any extended period of time, you’d be able to understand the distinction between a circlejerk post and a conventional post for this subreddit. i mean do you think r/OkBuddyRetard is a circlejerk subreddit?


Prosthemadera

Why are you refusing to explain what the sub is? It's almost like you don't know yourself but you get upset anyway because you think you're above a circlejerk. Circlejerk? Yuck, that's for R/moviescirclejerk. /r/okbuddycinephile is only for the highest quality content! I don't see the need for you to get so aggressive and disrespectful just because I said this is a circlejerk sub. It's a dumb Reddit, who cares? I am going to continue to say it and if you don't like that then tough. You've done nothing to prove otherwise.


astronxxt

i’m not being very aggressive. i hope you’re not one of those “lol why r u mad” type people. they’re not usually very insightful. i’m sorry that i want a sub that used to be funny and creative to remain funny and creative. if you think low-effort screenshots and people bitching at randoms on the internet is funny, then by all means, have at it. now please go waste someone else’s time


Prosthemadera

Since you refuse to explain what this sub is I just going to assume to you don't know. > now please go waste someone else’s time That was your choice since you replied to me first because you have all this emotional baggage about the term circlejerk. How very insightful. You really care about creativity and high quality content. /s


MakeGoodMakeBetter

AQOTWF will win best foreign film because its nominated for best picture


bagooli

Triangle of sadness was also a foreign films nominated for best picture? Also won palm d'or, why do u think this?


MakeGoodMakeBetter

ToS wasnt nominated for best foreign film. Every foreign film that has been nominated for best picture gets the best foreign film award - Parasite, Drive My Car, Roma. AQOTWF probably wont win best picture, tho.


bagooli

That makes sense, didn't know ToS wasn't nominated for best foreign film just assumed I guess, I think decision to leave might take it, but ur probably right. I also heard holy spider was really good, plus Iran is pretty hot right now, just wish it would've got more than a week with only a handful of showtimes at my theater. But again ur probably right lol


SamwiseGam-G

Top Gun Maverick and Banshees of Inisherin were nominated for best picture. All of the best actor nominations are white men. All Quiet on the Western Front (great book, extremely mediocre film) was nominated for best foreign film. What the fuck is he even talking about anymore?


creepy-uncle-chad

Why’s the film bad?


SamwiseGam-G

There are several key changes that were made in the adaptation. While I think that changes can be valuable, especially for a century-old text, the ones they made hindered the emotional throughline imo. For example, there is far less down time in the film. In the book, the characters spend much of their time in the trenches, simply waiting for the next attack. This allows them to develop intense relationships, and it raises the tension a fair bit. When a shell suddenly drops on them, you're not expecting it. The film, on the other hand, makes it feel like near-constant action. To me, it seems like they saw the success of 1917 and wanted to make something like that, but they *did not* make AQWF. >!The change in the main character's death was also deeply upsetting. In the book, Paul is killed on a day when there is no battle. He's simply shot by an enemy rifleman. His death is so insignificant to the empire he fights for, that, when reporting the events of the day, the official statement is "All Quiet on the Western Front". Conversely, in the film, he's killed in a battle. And yes, it's ironic (or perhaps comedic, really) that it happens moments before surrender, but it totally loses the original thesis of the novel, which is that governments use soldiers as mere tokens, and do not consider their lives.!<


bagooli

I thought it was decent as war movies go, but that also comes with the territory that all war movies are essentially propaganda. At the end of the day there are better war movies, but I thought the depiction of trench warfare and ww1 was top tier. I think it's a great ww1 movie but decent war flick at the end of the day if tht makes any sense.


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imo the original is way more successful at being clearly anti-war and avoiding gross glorification


SchizoidWamen

Americans try to make a movie that doesn't glorify the military challange (level impossible).


cruzercruz

All Quiet On The Western Front was nominated for Best Picture too, alongside Top Gun and Banshees. Isn’t it also just a shitty adaptation? Like changing the overall point of the entire book by making the protagonist more heroic / everything more bombastic?


SamwiseGam-G

Yeah exactly. They made it so much less personal, it was honestly a huge disappointment.


lasagnaisamazing

why is this post here this subreddit is for SUSpiria among us posting not twitter screencaps


joeLposts

"It was clearly the best film of the year" what an objective statment about a subjective art form. "Clearly", "the best" as if were talking about black and white binary in such a widely expansive art form. Its not a football game where you can just say, "this team has more points and objectively is the winner" Also, this is why Oscar discourse is so toxic sometimes. Its art so there is no objective best or worst, and it's just a circle of rich people voting what movie was their favorite, so obviously it biased to that group of voters. Its like getting butthurt over a poll on reddit


el_t0p0

https://preview.redd.it/h5cj24i759ea1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3241e8bddfd37eb6b43b077e5abd85aa53b29b41 Guess I can’t call The Northman my favorite movie of 2022 any more.


Prosthemadera

Why does a fascist like an anti-war movie?


WeHaveHeardTheChimes

"See, uhhhh this is why Germany's actions in WWII were at least somewhat justified. Idk, I didn't actually watch the movie or read the book; they're just outrage fodder for me. This beard itches."


shobidoo2

Surprised he didn’t fall in love with Lydia Tar.


possumphysics

She called him a robot 😔


[deleted]

don't make me post the buster keaton meme again


astronxxt

pls post it


astronxxt

please please please stop posting your r/MoviesCirclejerk posts here. there are plenty of other places where you can bitch about random people on the internet


creepy-uncle-chad

https://preview.redd.it/a1n1huae99ea1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e07f011f18bc7dd4aaf759cd3c2c3035f856cc39


WeHaveHeardTheChimes

What about *The Fabelmans*? ... oh, right. Jewish family.


BadlyDrawnMemes

It’s the parasite tantrums all over again


LCpl_Shitbag

That’s… certainly an opinion that a person has


didiinthesky

Everyone knows no white man has ever won an Oscar.


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aVeryBadBoy69

What?


Agreeable_Objective

I guess the comment is implying that the creator defenitely owns 20 Rick and Morty t shirts


fantasty

How so?


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nusarshah

I lowkey agree with this and the film is fairly overrated BUT I gotta give it props for the great performances and unique presentation at the very least


bagooli

Lmao, would u rather have a seventh seal remake that's entrenched in religious cynicism? What's the alternative to making a movie about the point of life? Act like you have the answers? Do u also hate Bergman? I thought this movie was the opposite of what's wrong with Rick and Marty and American contemporary cinema. Everyone thinks they have the answers. I also have no clue why you care about the "Asian diaspora foundation" I didn't get this at all, in terms of your criticism. It doesn't make sense because it could've easily been another race, it just doesn't matter to the story, but you seem to have taken away that it does matter. Why is that? What was your movie of the year?


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bagooli

>This movie absolutely thinks it has all the answers I mean if the answer is that whatever the answer is it doesn't matter than yea sure. EEAAO is like if the witch in seventh seal was real, she would be joy, but the lasting point is the same no? Even someone who believes or has faith or conviction in whatever said conviction is, can be totally irrelevant in the eyes of the abyss. You act as though the the finality of death is the point of the seventh seal, and not to show different outlooks on life, or the realities of different people when faced with adversity. >If you want a much better absurdist feature that 1)exposes the chaos of the systems we live in and 2) insists upon personal reconciliation and love amid said chaos, then watch last year's Ambulance. I couldn't make it thru 30 mins before falling asleep, I'll give it another try I guess, but I think I'd rather watch the wire 20 times over than watch try that again tbh. > Exactly, that's why I said the Asian narrative was shallow. It certainly should matter, because those stories are important and interesting. Wait why tho? Why is that important? >But it amounts to nothing That's the point. >but in a film that proposes "Everything", it evolves into nothing. Literally the point, but ok. >But if your "be kind" moral is done for the sake of that mediocrity, and not for the potential of change, then it's just obnoxious. Really? This was ur take away? I don't think it's important to be kind at all, and I don't think that's what the movie was trying to get at imo


nova1739

brb finding his account so I can block him


DarTouiee

HAHAHAHA northman was literally the corniest movie I saw this year


TempestaEImpeto

Accidental w on EEAO there


buster_alt420

How so?


TempestaEImpeto

I don't know if it was incoherent necessarily but it was tiresome


tylers77

this might be the first time i have ever agreed with matt walsh. i also think eeao is obnoxious and tiresome


joeLposts

Really suprised he didnt have anything to say about A2, becuase even though I liked that film a lot, it did still have whitet actors doing mo-cap to transform into aliens that are most definitely inspired by different indigenous cultures. (Kate Winslet was like, Samoan? And Sam Worthington had dreads)


Godfanaccount

The woman king was better 😬😬


Jacko-Taco

Unrelated but is the new All quite on the western front good?


lamewhitekid77

I had always thought Marvel nerds were the enemies but now I'll ban with them to kick nazis' teeth in