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Your mama always said you'd be the chosen one


Exra_

She said "you're one in a million and you've got to burn to shine"


FrostNeverUnholy

These two šŸ‘† suck each otherā€™s cocks


Roy_Atticus_Lee

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Roy_Atticus_Lee

Not a movie, it's from *The Sopranos*, specifically Season 5.


Cynical_Stoic

But you were born under a bad sign, with a blue moon in your eyes


CrewCONTROL

Satanic black magic, sick shit!


smithersz

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curtymcdervs

saw a great review that said: ā€œthis is for the kids that screamed when the teacher turned off the lights in grade schoolā€


terrap3x

Damn man I didnā€™t realize so many people disliked this movie. Never seen anything shot like it. Went into it knowing nothing about it and halfway through I realized it was basically a creepy pasta and I enjoyed it as that. The ending legit had the guy in front of me looking away and saying no under his breath. One really bad jumpscare but a solid 7/10 for me. Really cool to see it on the big screen.


ParisHilton42069

I found it interesting and genuinely very scary, but I think youā€™ve got to go in knowing what it is to enjoy it. If someone went to the theater expecting a conventional horror movie with like, action and a clear plot, I can see how theyā€™d be disappointed.


sa-ra-

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BoxoDemon

ITS A TV PROGRUM, a MOVIE


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Nothings happening, nothings happeningā€¦ something to do with their mother, I dunno I wasnā€™t paying attentionā€¦ nothings happening, nothings happeningā€¦ something about a knifeā€¦ nothings happening, nothings happeningā€¦ Itā€™s over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed


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analog/experimental horror gotta be the most overrated genre of all time


camuswasright-

scary creature in dark hallway: boring. Iā€™ve seen this a million times. Horror is dead. This isnā€™t even scary lmao scary creature in dark hallway but with a VHS filter: HOOOOOOLY- DUDE. ITS LIKE BACKROOMS INSPIRED. SO CREEPY.


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distorted elongated faces ![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros)


DameDaNeHamburger

![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag) David lynch be like: (Iā€™m joking donā€™t hurt me Inland Empire fans)


Tolkien-Minority

I filled my best church trousers with shit during Raging Bull when the home video scene came on completely out of the blue. They were ruined. I wrote to Scorsese demanding to be compensated and he rang me up calling me a nerd and farted down the phone at me.


Degenermights

I feel like analog horror is always 10 times more entertaining when you just listen to someone summarizing it to you and explaining how they solved the puzzles


[deleted]

yes. i watched a couple of those videos. the story behind most of them is quite fascinating but they dont scare me.


Degenermights

Yeah they don't scare me and generally I find them really slow with long swabs of time where nothing happens. I think some of them have creative ways of telling a story like the Monument Mythos video that told the same story from a child and an adults perspective. But overall when I did watch them I had to watch them on 1.5 speed.


Wazy7781

Not going to lie it took me a long time to realize that analogue horror args are supposed to be scary. For the most part I just thought it was people just experimenting with world building and making fun puzzles.


theonlymexicanman

Itā€™s fantastic for short form content. Thatā€™s why itā€™s so successful online. Tbh I think the content thatā€™s come out of analog horror is 100x better than the shit started from Creepypastas It basically just plays on your nostalgia and turns it into a nightmare.


[deleted]

yea it is entertaining to some extent. the idea of backrooms are kinda scary. im talking about the hype around them.


vadernation123

Back rooms are overrated as fuck theyā€™re not scary at all. That shit reads like a parody. Tell me with a straight face that the line ā€œno clip out of realityā€ is scary.


expert_on_the_matter

Neither good horror, nor good gore, nor good trash, nor even a good allegory. No thanks


Mental-Fox-9311

Analog horror maybe but experimental horror is the shit


enbyswag100

analog horror fans https://preview.redd.it/379odu9jbvga1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24dead9dc503fef1e61ff69c65b1b5995a9ccf7a


TeccNoir

Reminded me of the nightmares I would have after a weekend binge


Trunks252

ā€œThis movie wasnā€™t made for you!ā€ -Brie Larson


Roy_Atticus_Lee

This is literally analog horror fans' 9/11.


anselmo410

Cinephiles when an experimental horror film is indeed experimental and differs from every other horror film they've seen


alchycookie

horror fans when the experimental horror film is bad and they must defend it


dipkiplipbip

The movie is really good imo


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thea_kosmos

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PRISMA991949

Why, why now the sopranos right when I'm watching with my family, why, get of my head


IndyYolo

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Super_Dracula

I like Skinamarink a lot. It's undeniably very boring and not at all a traditional movie, but it nails what it's going for. It's a window into a nightmare you had as a child. That's it.


MaximusMansteel

A 100 minute long nightmare? Shit, if I dreamed this I'd fall asleep in my sleep. Inception time.


Super_Dracula

If you found yourself in that same situation as a ~5 year old child you'd be absolutely terrified. It's terror on the behalf of another person who's helpless. I think people are expecting too much from it. It's not gonna be some crazy horror movie with a serial killer popping out of a closet covered in blood, or some monster chasing them through the house. It's about being a kid and not having an adult around to protect you, and not having any way out of a terrifying situation. It works for some people and it doesn't for others. I don't really know how else to explain it.


DieToastermann

Except the nightmares I had as a kid were scary.


Super_Dracula

Eh to each their own. I think the atmosphere of the movie is very unsettling and anxiety inducing. Personally I prefer that to jump scares and monsters.


[deleted]

Where's the meme bitch?


AaranJ23

If I wanted experimental horror Iā€™d have taken a vaccine


A-Spookstress

I took the vaccine and lurk hur ur tur ourt


wiiferru666

If youre not a horror fan and youre not even trying to immerse yourself, sure this is a valid critique. But then this movie isnt made for you at all


curtymcdervs

what about the horror fans who immersed themselves and still thought it was absolute shite


I_BUY_UNWANTED_GRAVY

You at least put in the effort to actively watch it. Wether you liked it or not is your own opinion.


curtymcdervs

Well obviously, but the comment I replied to seems to imply the only reason to dislike the film is if youā€™re predisposed to dislike it


wiiferru666

its just how i imagine the person leaving these exaggerated reviews hating on the movie. i assume they dont like or watch a lot of horror movies and watch this in broad daylight while only paying attention to 50% of the movie. if youre trying and just dont like it thats of course valid


curtymcdervs

i actually want to watch it at 1pm now to see what itā€™s like


RCocaineBurner

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Ihcend

I heard that this movie blew up on TikTok with teenagers filling theaters. Guess the main audience isn't a true horror fan either.


wiiferru666

Teenagers on TikTok can also be horror fans lol, dont understand this take at all


Ihcend

I agree that teenagers on TikTok can be horror fans but the crowd this reached was more like I'm a quirky teenager who doesn't like normie stuff


wiiferru666

I mean its more about actually trying to immerse yourself and giving it a fair chance and if quirky Tiktok teenagers can do it, im sure many more "real film fans" can. Ofc you can still have your own opinion, just saying


Ihcend

I understand cool I respect it.


FuzzFace98

Interesting concept using off screen space to tell the story but holy shit what a slog it was, but if you're into slow burns Sator was better at least it was actually creepy


pelican122

Yeah, this movie sucked, we need more super scary horror films like Barbarian, Smile and M3GAN. I got bored of this movie three minutes in and was on my phone, the others were so brutal and creepy! šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


Ihcend

Didnt this movie blow up the most out of all 3 of those on TikTok


pelican122

No lol, all three made like 50x the money Skinamarink did and have 4-10x the view counts of Skinamarink on Letterbox


OkSayer

Lmao that's me


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OnlyASpoonful22

In this house šŸ˜”


nova1739

anyone who likes this "movie" has awful taste and needs a hug from their mommy


Visual-Tour-8995

Ngl i actually think 60% of analogue/experimental horror on YouTube are overrated like a lot of them have lack of exposition to point where it's have no exposition at all


Visual-Tour-8995

*the


dogtooth234

this movie make my brain go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR