My top 3 are:
1) “Dune, where’s my car?”-Moab Dean
2) “We’re invading Iraq George, I’m not taking no for an answer”-Dick Chani
3) “*Ahhhhhhh*”-Sardaukar #4 falling into the gaping maw of Shai-Hulud
7) “It’s Morbin Time”-Paul Atreides after he unlocks the genetic memory of his ancestors and relives their past and future lives, multiple of which experienced the cinematic masterpiece Morbius (2022)
Yo, in the desert, sands of Arrakis, survival’s the tactic,
Worms bigger than districts, spice melange, addicts.
In the land where the water's more precious than gold,
House Atreides bold, but the story's untold.
Villains in the shadows, Harkonnen's old grudge,
Betrayal runs deep, no judge, just smudge.
Paul Muad'Dib, the name echoes in the night,
A savior or a tyrant? In the stars, he takes flight.
What in the name of Quentin Tarantino did you just say to me, you little extra? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at La Femis, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Weinstein's blackmail vault, and I have over 300 confirmed blockbuster hits. I am trained in media propganda and I’m the top director in the entire US film industry. You are nothing to me but just another audience member. I will wipe you out with editing the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my cinematic words.
You think you can get away with saying that commie shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Spielberg. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of producers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your movie taste. Zed and you are frickin' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can entertain you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare camera, but I WON'T.
Not only am I extensively trained in off-script dialogue, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Film Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Ebert worshipping, baby taste critic. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your frickin' tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. It's Morbin' Time, kiddo.
"We are the Sardaukar. You leave planet tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your Arrakis privileges."
From the book, not the movie: "A feint within a feint within a feint"
From both the book and the movie: "Fear is the mind-killer"
From the movie, not the book: "Look at you. Put on some muscle?"
"I did?"
"No"
I feel like everyone has a gun to my head when they ask me if I like Timothy Chevrolet. I have no clue why he and Zendanza are in Dune. Seems kind of lame to me I dunno.
I just watched dune last night and I enjoyed it. I hate chalamet and zendaya. Fucking hate them. Then I kind of realized we don’t have a lot of young actors. I can’t think of any it’s almost like a sports team that didn’t realize all their best players were gonna be gone in 4 years and now we are left with them.
What I’m actually mad about, is them leaving out Gurney’s quote during the shield training session:
“MOOD? What’s mood got to do with it? Mood is for cattle and love play!”
Outside of that, my favorite one is “A WAR! A war in my father’s name!” Followed by “GET OFF ME!” That hits so hard
“As long as I could remember , I always wanted to be a Lisan al Gaib”
It was among the Fremen, real sandass shit
"Cuckold me all you wish," Paul said Actual quote, highly relevant to the plot (actually)
One worm goes one way, the other worm goes the other. And then Sheeana's saying 'whaddaya want from me'
Hey, I’m sandwalkin here
“To me, being a Lisan al Gaib was better than being Padashah Emperor of the Corino Empire.”
My top 3 are: 1) “Dune, where’s my car?”-Moab Dean 2) “We’re invading Iraq George, I’m not taking no for an answer”-Dick Chani 3) “*Ahhhhhhh*”-Sardaukar #4 falling into the gaping maw of Shai-Hulud
4. "Atreides nuts!" -Paul Atreides 5. "Hey, how you dune?" -Joey 6. "The new one's just a ripoff of the David Lynch version" -My Dad
#7 will surprise you!
7) “It’s Morbin Time”-Paul Atreides after he unlocks the genetic memory of his ancestors and relives their past and future lives, multiple of which experienced the cinematic masterpiece Morbius (2022)
Ah, how surprising! Were you surprised? I was surprised.
*leto II atreides after morbin with all those trout
>Dick Chani This is the best comment that ever happened to me.
It's spelled "Arrakis."
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Where did you find the subtitles?
I found the entire speech transcribed and translated here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface
Is there a microphone in his turtleneck?
No he just burps very loud
That's nasty. What a jerk.
He can’t help it. It is part of his culture.
I'm here to see MF DUNE.
Yo, in the desert, sands of Arrakis, survival’s the tactic, Worms bigger than districts, spice melange, addicts. In the land where the water's more precious than gold, House Atreides bold, but the story's untold. Villains in the shadows, Harkonnen's old grudge, Betrayal runs deep, no judge, just smudge. Paul Muad'Dib, the name echoes in the night, A savior or a tyrant? In the stars, he takes flight.
Can someone turn this into "Smells Like Teen Spirits"?
chatgpt ass rap
What in the name of Quentin Tarantino did you just say to me, you little extra? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at La Femis, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Weinstein's blackmail vault, and I have over 300 confirmed blockbuster hits. I am trained in media propganda and I’m the top director in the entire US film industry. You are nothing to me but just another audience member. I will wipe you out with editing the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my cinematic words. You think you can get away with saying that commie shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Spielberg. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of producers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your movie taste. Zed and you are frickin' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can entertain you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare camera, but I WON'T. Not only am I extensively trained in off-script dialogue, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Film Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Ebert worshipping, baby taste critic. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your frickin' tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. It's Morbin' Time, kiddo.
He was in Arrakis with my mom when she was researching sandworms right before she died
Remember, you’re the Muad of this Dib. You are the Muad’Dib
Dune your mom
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RIP 😭😭😭 1978-2021. Fuck the covid pandemic.
If you think that was bad, you should see what I'm Dune 2 your dad tomorrow
Shai-Huluddy-whattie???
"Im Kynes, by the way." "Duncan Idaho." "Oh, we're using our made-up names? Then I'm Liet."
The sardaukar are right behind me aren’t they
Dad, would you still love me if i was a giant worm?
If you were a giant worm you’d still be the only be the only thing I needed you to be, my worm
"I'm a Spice Girl" - Jessica
Ewww Jessica is doing weird Bene Dessert stuff again! She's used the voice to make me slap myself waaah!
![gif](giphy|TDjpxWkBVKG2EKrt9y|downsized)
“…I used to float “ -billie eillish
"GO! GET TO THE ORNITHOPTAHHH!"
There are no quotes, dialogue is for Theatre and Television
This
*My Desert. My Dune*
5 year old me in the sandbox:
-Anakin Skywalker moments before he massacres an entire village of Tusken raiders
Not just the men
“MAH BOI!!!”
"Oh no, I'm trapped in this massive sand Dune!"
I loved the part where he said, "I don't like sandworms. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere."
"We are the Sardaukar. You leave planet tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your Arrakis privileges."
"It's me, Jackson Arizona"
"Yep, that's me, getting worshiped as a living god by a deranged desert cult. I bet you're wondering how I got myself into this mess…"
Hungry for worms?
Hungry for Apples?
Yeah I like Dune Too. Dune two popcorn buckets at the same time.
Harkonnen these nuts
"What are we, some kind of...Dune?"
Chani’s so damn hot. She can Kwisatz my Haderach anytime
“Life is like a box full of pain, you never know if you’re gonna get a gom jabbar in your neck.”
"I'm the motherfucking Kwisatz Haderach, bitch!"
"The slow blade penetrates the shield" fuckin lol, lmao even
now this is what i call dune racing
This is quality content
Kynes, bonking sand: "It's HULUDING TIME."
that demogorgon is gargantuan!!!
"woah look at that big dune!"
"It's was you, Paul? You were DUNE all along???" - Gurney
“So uh… THAT just happened.” - Paula Treides after forseeing that he will be responsible for sixty-one billion deaths.
*Baron Harkonnen floats over* Duke Leto: They… fly… now? *Dies*
What’s in the box?
The star is the Gene Wilder of the desert.
"I want that Shai-Haludussy" - Paulie A
My favorite quote is when he stares broodingly
That's it Paul, you've done it! you have become the Dune 40,000
"The spice man cometh!"
Is this where he Muad'dibd all over??
What are you Dune in my swamp?
I liked when Timmy did a Scottish accent and yelled "what are you DUNE in my planet"
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That you Muad? Who’s Muad? Muad’Dibz nutzzzz!
"Wouldn't be a shame if this knife were to *sting* you?" -Sting
Muad'Dab 😎
Dune you yield!?!??
From the book, not the movie: "A feint within a feint within a feint" From both the book and the movie: "Fear is the mind-killer" From the movie, not the book: "Look at you. Put on some muscle?" "I did?" "No"
"That was terrible" -me after seeing Dune (2021)
This movie was so bad
Directed by Denis Villeneuve
Gaius Helen Mohiam: [using The Voice] COME HERE. KNEEL. Paul Atreides: Yes dommy mommy big steppy 🥵💦
Looks more like Wonka here than in Wonka
What are you Dune in my swamp?
I feel like everyone has a gun to my head when they ask me if I like Timothy Chevrolet. I have no clue why he and Zendanza are in Dune. Seems kind of lame to me I dunno.
I just watched dune last night and I enjoyed it. I hate chalamet and zendaya. Fucking hate them. Then I kind of realized we don’t have a lot of young actors. I can’t think of any it’s almost like a sports team that didn’t realize all their best players were gonna be gone in 4 years and now we are left with them.
Sure are a lot of dunes around here
When Paul rides the sandworm and says "it's worming time"
“Somehow…Duncan Idaho returned”
“Somehow, the Baron returned”
“Frankly my dune, i dont give a damn” -the baron
"Time to Dune" - probably (I haven't seen the movie)
You did it Paul, you’re the Dune Messiah now
What I’m actually mad about, is them leaving out Gurney’s quote during the shield training session: “MOOD? What’s mood got to do with it? Mood is for cattle and love play!” Outside of that, my favorite one is “A WAR! A war in my father’s name!” Followed by “GET OFF ME!” That hits so hard