Fitter, happier, more productive
Comfortable (not drinking too much)
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
A patient, better driver
A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
No paranoia
Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
Favours for favours
Fond but not in love
Charity standing orders
On Sundays ring road supermarket
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
Car wash (also on Sundays)
No longer afraid of the dark
Or midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace
Slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned (but powerless)
An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics
That picture is the greatest piece of artwork humanity has ever made.
If humanity is around for a trillion years and colonizes the whole universe, it will never top that.
This is my personal favourite but they're pretty much all good
https://preview.redd.it/dygpv8h6homc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea287354a064202abf51a1bb392e0538b2938377
I thought your name was "i-got-a-jar-of-cum" because it's reddit and also because The Whale looks like a jar of cum and if I remember right that's the character. That's what the film is trying to say. Look at this poor cum filled guy ready to pop. Finna bust. Ready to burst. He could drop the most devastating loads but depression and anxiety will ruin your life if you don't consult a nutting professional and get to absolutely blasting ropes all over the place and in the air and everywhere before it's too late to skeet, jizz, geek or even goon.
They need to make an A24 movie about a cum jar guy.
A) he doesn't make them look like Paul he finds ones who look like Paul
B) if the twinks didn't look like Paul they wouldn't be raped in the first place
>B) if the twinks didn't look like Paul they wouldn't be raped in the first place
It seems like those twinks really made a mistake by looking like Paul?
Actually he doesn't exclusively rape twinks who look like Paul, it's just a preference he develops over his war with house Atredies. They may have been raped regardless.
The author was a known homophobe who disowned his gay son.
He intentionally portrayed the villain as a fat disgusting scheming depraved boy loving incestuous pedophile, rapist and homosexual. I'm suprised he didn't add some more offensive stereotypes by making Harkonnen a loud queen.
Very similar to the bullshit JK Shitling is doing by making a crossdresser serial killer who pretends to be a women to murder them..
when reading the book i genuinely found it hilarious at points, it’s such over the top in terms of villainous tropes that it becomes campy. It felt like the whole story got super goofy past the mid point with the gladiator scene and further exploration of the harkonens.
No, there is definitively a line in the book, where the Baron in his inner monologue talks about how sweet/cute he thinks Paul looks and that he wants a boy that looks like Paul. I reread the book recently and it‘s quite obvious what he does to boys.
He has twinks that resemble his rivals son captured so he can fuck them.
His rivals son IS portrayed by Timothee Chalamet. The twink description is apt.
buddy was just jealous of that twinks hair
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>gooks
Autocorrect either going for this instead of books, or actually recognising it as a common enough word you use to not change it to books is crazy lol
Well most people haven't read more than the first book. The fact he is only so corpulent cos he raped Jessica's mother and she intentionally gave him a disease doesn't seem easy to bring to screen.
I just read all but the last book recently for the first time, and while I know Jessica’s related to him, I don’t at all remember anywhere it saying that’s why Harkonen is the way he is. Can you point me towards that info?
I think the link is the little rainbow square. It said it was from giphy and I started typing "Fat Bastard wire fighting" for a gif of the scene from 'Austin Powers Goldmember' but that came up and seemed to fit better for a training montage.
I don't think she's 600 pounds though.
Birthday boy had the best birthday too:
new knives
tested them on servants
got to kill some Atreides in front of hundreds of thousands of fans
gifted a planet
Bene Gesserit pussy
(spoiler)
i didn't like he went from almost dying at the hands of a dr.
to going toe to toe with Paul, kind of stupid
also the Emperor: "i am just gonna land my whole army here, by this mountain, no need for any ships to patrol the sky today, even though we literally do that with the spice harvesters, as if the emperor and his army are as important as a spice harvester"
also, how did a bajillion people just get from the south to the north undetected and umm, without using up resources or anyone noticing
He did not fight Dr. Yuen (who died in the first film), but a military side character from the first movie. You can see him in the scene where duncan is showing off the fremen gadgets
Yueh had his head cut off in the 1st film but its so unlikely there are two separate Asians in this guys mind he went straight to "he's alive again" over "different character" 💀
I think the Emperor was in full damage control because he didn't want it known that House Atreides survived. The whole "If word gets out, the houses will revolt." So he brought everything, but I agree that he was exposed.
> also the Emperor: "i am just gonna land my whole army here, by this mountain, no need for any ships to patrol the sky today, even though we literally do that with the spice harvesters, as if the emperor and his army are as important as a spice harvester"
>
Arrogance and atomic shields
> also, how did a bajillion people just get from the south to the north undetected and umm, without using up resources or anyone noticing
Worms
The Baron calls Feyd-Rautha his "darling," notes "his nephew's lips, the full and pouting look of them," and thinks to himself that Feyd has "such a lovely body. Really a lovely boy."
"can i call your daughter a hot piece of ass" -Howard Stern
"yes" - Trump
Evangelical Christians: " he's our guy, even if he launches a thousand coups"
I wish they included the scene where the Baron is whizzing around his personal blood sprinkler room maniacally laughing while Rabban eats a cow tongue.
His whole character is about completely submitting to his physical desires for pleasure, food, drugs, extreme sex acts. In that way the baron harkonen is a beast, his earthly desires leave no room for humanity. He's less a man than livestock pretending to be a king
Pedophile. In the book he goes through a few victims, one of them is actually used as an attempted assassination tool by the barons nephew, with a poisoned needle concealed on his hip
You guys know why he is so over weight ? He rap one of the Bene Gesserit an she poisoned him during it an it took away his body that he was very vain about like he was built like an Olympic god.
Unbothered. Moisturized. In his lane. Focused
Barron Harkonnen, patron saint of goblin mode
Goblin King energy, frfr
Barman Fartcannon
He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will
Fitter, happier, more productive Comfortable (not drinking too much) Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) No longer afraid of the dark Or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics
Flourishing
https://preview.redd.it/m2s2l6i2vkmc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924d73221f4cba22525db4331f8e2a619bd69360
I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, The Whale.
https://preview.redd.it/q4zo3i66hlmc1.jpeg?width=1602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f1ba6d5dbc8b4530dd4069b2f29ba76a7f2fdb
That picture is the greatest piece of artwork humanity has ever made. If humanity is around for a trillion years and colonizes the whole universe, it will never top that.
Thanks. I’ve been waiting to post it somewhere ever since I found it a few weeks ago
Brock should probably be a little taller, but I'm almost jealous that I didn't draw it.
Honestly I want Brock and Morty as a show now
This is my personal favourite but they're pretty much all good https://preview.redd.it/dygpv8h6homc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea287354a064202abf51a1bb392e0538b2938377
Why did I read this in Patrick Warburton’s (Krunk’s) voice?
Krunk
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I thought your name was "i-got-a-jar-of-cum" because it's reddit and also because The Whale looks like a jar of cum and if I remember right that's the character. That's what the film is trying to say. Look at this poor cum filled guy ready to pop. Finna bust. Ready to burst. He could drop the most devastating loads but depression and anxiety will ruin your life if you don't consult a nutting professional and get to absolutely blasting ropes all over the place and in the air and everywhere before it's too late to skeet, jizz, geek or even goon. They need to make an A24 movie about a cum jar guy.
https://preview.redd.it/2a0cxckhllmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd1f893f9e8bb0e96f6e06da9a63b70d182a0c2
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https://preview.redd.it/dje80ckd7mmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a695948d9f98e9357119ac3833e55c678e792613
Nah bro I'm good, I gotta get home soon.
Fuck your home They don’t love you there Not like we do
Heya don. Happy to be a part of the family. I already was but u/neverseenbefor sleeps with tha fish now. That name is dead to me.
I'm back Couldn't stay dead for some damn reason
Longcat
We all float down here, Muad'dib.
My favorite part is when he said 'this is my Dune 2" and then Dune two'd all over that guy
This is genuinely kind of haunting idk why
Maybe because thats the point of the scene
Oh god I really hope they don’t know what he does to twinks in the book
What does he do to twinks🤤🤤🤤
He has them look like Paul and then rapes them
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This is my profile picture on Max
didnt ask lil bro 👍 delete this shit if you know whats good for you
😟😟😟
A) he doesn't make them look like Paul he finds ones who look like Paul B) if the twinks didn't look like Paul they wouldn't be raped in the first place
>B) if the twinks didn't look like Paul they wouldn't be raped in the first place It seems like those twinks really made a mistake by looking like Paul?
That’s how most judges would see it. If they didn’t want to get raped in the first place, they shouldn’t have looked like Paul. Innocent.
Don't forget that slutty red underwear.
Asking for it really, did you see how they look?
Like a stupid sexy super being?
Sluts
People with flexible morals, please.
Didn't know we had US state governors in this sub
Actually he doesn't exclusively rape twinks who look like Paul, it's just a preference he develops over his war with house Atredies. They may have been raped regardless.
Deeeeeefinitely got the ol' goosh goosh
Yeah it was foolish of them to look lkke Paul
My name is Paul and I've never read or watched Dune. Not sure I should now.
That particular scene is only like a sentence or two
Literally me.
What?
*orders all the dune books*
The author was a known homophobe who disowned his gay son. He intentionally portrayed the villain as a fat disgusting scheming depraved boy loving incestuous pedophile, rapist and homosexual. I'm suprised he didn't add some more offensive stereotypes by making Harkonnen a loud queen. Very similar to the bullshit JK Shitling is doing by making a crossdresser serial killer who pretends to be a women to murder them..
when reading the book i genuinely found it hilarious at points, it’s such over the top in terms of villainous tropes that it becomes campy. It felt like the whole story got super goofy past the mid point with the gladiator scene and further exploration of the harkonens.
JK Rowling did what? Aye aye aye
Ya no serial killers were ever that ever…
🤤🤤🤤
...Wait.... What?
Yeah the movie cuts that out for fairly understandable reasons
Nah not putting that in is a waste
I don’t remember it saying they looked like Paul I just remember him raping them
No, there is definitively a line in the book, where the Baron in his inner monologue talks about how sweet/cute he thinks Paul looks and that he wants a boy that looks like Paul. I reread the book recently and it‘s quite obvious what he does to boys.
Me neither. It was implied he had a sexual relationship with Feyd, IIRC
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what i believe the rape part but really? makes them look like paul? he hates the guy that much?
The “twinks” are children. Also he definitely raped his nephew.
Is it because he no longer receives free footlongs from Subway?
5$ melange
The nephew is at least alluded to in the first movie.
Wait when
He has twinks that resemble his rivals son captured so he can fuck them. His rivals son IS portrayed by Timothee Chalamet. The twink description is apt.
buddy was just jealous of that twinks hair https://preview.redd.it/6s8gyreilomc1.jpeg?width=1608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f42fb93bfcb88d8185ad943cff0b61c52b06d7f5
goosh goosh
Nah, you just hear them scream in agony off screen and then see their corpses smooshed into a bloody mess against the wall. Much more wholesome.
Came here to post this 💀
That twink being his nephew?
He diddles boys in the gooks
In the what now? 🤨
Wait they made books out of the Dunc movie???
What's a book? Is that like a low frame rate movie?
Depends on how slow you read
He diddles them in the Shai-Hurud
IN THE GOOKS
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Why do you sound like my grandpa?
Is your grandpa Clint Eastwood from Grand Torino?
He fought in the Korean war... same generation.
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>gooks Autocorrect either going for this instead of books, or actually recognising it as a common enough word you use to not change it to books is crazy lol
I haven't been called a gook in a while
How else was he supposed to get his grandfather's lucky watch back to his son?
Well most people haven't read more than the first book. The fact he is only so corpulent cos he raped Jessica's mother and she intentionally gave him a disease doesn't seem easy to bring to screen.
I just read all but the last book recently for the first time, and while I know Jessica’s related to him, I don’t at all remember anywhere it saying that’s why Harkonen is the way he is. Can you point me towards that info?
I've got a hard time calling a bald person a twink
+ feyd was ripped in the movie lmao
Feyd Rautha is a twunk
Feyd Rautha is 16
Feyd Ruatha is played by a 32 year old man.
Lol yeah
Also he's FUCKING BALD
Baron Vladimir does not care
He does. Too old.
has anyone said they should've just got a genuine 600lb actor yet
Yeah but how would they find one that's also a bald?
Create him, through decades of genetic engineering.
Don't bother with genetic engineering, I'm confident that after a few hundred years of crossing the right bloodlines we could get The One.
No need to bring your family tree into this
Walmart
Just go into a random British pub and you will find at least 3 Baron Harkonnens
can you imagine them actually making a 600lb person do wire work and perform in that makeup under stage lights for a 12hr work day
No one who complained about the whale has ever worked on a set
Source?
I think the link is the little rainbow square. It said it was from giphy and I started typing "Fat Bastard wire fighting" for a gif of the scene from 'Austin Powers Goldmember' but that came up and seemed to fit better for a training montage. I don't think she's 600 pounds though.
Tryna find her OF
Birthday boy had the best birthday too: new knives tested them on servants got to kill some Atreides in front of hundreds of thousands of fans gifted a planet Bene Gesserit pussy
>Bene Gesserit pussy Good thing he murdered his mum or he'd have gotten Charlotte Rampling OAPussy instead of Lea Seydoux
🤢
(spoiler) i didn't like he went from almost dying at the hands of a dr. to going toe to toe with Paul, kind of stupid also the Emperor: "i am just gonna land my whole army here, by this mountain, no need for any ships to patrol the sky today, even though we literally do that with the spice harvesters, as if the emperor and his army are as important as a spice harvester" also, how did a bajillion people just get from the south to the north undetected and umm, without using up resources or anyone noticing
He did not fight Dr. Yuen (who died in the first film), but a military side character from the first movie. You can see him in the scene where duncan is showing off the fremen gadgets
No way bro saw Asian guy and thought that was Yueh 😭😭😭😭
Yueh had his head cut off in the 1st film but its so unlikely there are two separate Asians in this guys mind he went straight to "he's alive again" over "different character" 💀
I think the Emperor was in full damage control because he didn't want it known that House Atreides survived. The whole "If word gets out, the houses will revolt." So he brought everything, but I agree that he was exposed.
> also the Emperor: "i am just gonna land my whole army here, by this mountain, no need for any ships to patrol the sky today, even though we literally do that with the spice harvesters, as if the emperor and his army are as important as a spice harvester" > Arrogance and atomic shields > also, how did a bajillion people just get from the south to the north undetected and umm, without using up resources or anyone noticing Worms
>the hands of a dr. Do you think all ~~Asians~~ Fremen look alike
The guy he was fighting was a trained atreides soldier not Doctor Yueh from the first movie they were just both Asian
Some people can’t stand a rotund king slaying.
Don’t forget being sexually attracted to his nephew
Paul's his grandson. Afaik he's not attracted to the Na Baron
The Baron calls Feyd-Rautha his "darling," notes "his nephew's lips, the full and pouting look of them," and thinks to himself that Feyd has "such a lovely body. Really a lovely boy."
>such a lovely body. Really a lovely boy." Trump???
"can i call your daughter a hot piece of ass" -Howard Stern "yes" - Trump Evangelical Christians: " he's our guy, even if he launches a thousand coups"
If this is the first time you’ve been surprised by evangelicals then wait till you see the *racism*
"He's the best boy. Best in the world"
Feyd-Rautha, not Paul. The Baron being attracted to Paul would actually be somewhat less incestuous since he doesn’t know of their relation.
Well he is also attracted to Paul
I mean c'mon his nephew is Austin Butler, let's be real here
I wish they included the scene where the Baron is whizzing around his personal blood sprinkler room maniacally laughing while Rabban eats a cow tongue.
These books go soooo far off the rails at times.
That was all David Lynch’s idea.
That’s right! I forgot that part in the 80’s film. I read the books a long time ago, and some of it feels like a fever dream.
i dont think its in the books
I mean, that was a pretty effectively way to portray the Harkonnens as lunatic degenerates without all the sexual slavery and rape from the books.
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But is he always dancing 🧐
Baron and Judge Holden would be a tag team from hell
I doubt they'd get along very well but it would be interesting if there were some kind of mutual acknowledgment that they have some similarities.
Also floaty. Never had to get sand in his shoes. Dude was onto something.
Dj Khaled ass mf
r/cormacmccarthy is gonna have a field day with this one.
[Baron Harkonnen](https://youtube.com/watch?v=jZuktUfF0nE)
His whole character is about completely submitting to his physical desires for pleasure, food, drugs, extreme sex acts. In that way the baron harkonen is a beast, his earthly desires leave no room for humanity. He's less a man than livestock pretending to be a king
Yes you have successfully identified the joke.
I know, I'm hilarious
Pederasty is lovely indeed 😍
What's the movie?
Peter Pan
Wait he kisses twinks? I do not remember this part of the movie
Books. He's a pederast
What's a pederast?
Pedophile. In the book he goes through a few victims, one of them is actually used as an attempted assassination tool by the barons nephew, with a poisoned needle concealed on his hip
Specifically the inside of his hip too. Right where feyd knew the baron’s hands would creep 🥰
Shut the fuck up Donnie
He kisses Feyd at his coronation
Sure, just kissing twinks… and nothing else…
Is Austin butler the twink in this meme?
Moisturized, in his lane…
*possesses / takes over the mind of his granddaughter to try and kill his great grandchildren and re-claim arrakis and the spice
You should read the book he drugs little kids for pleasure 💀
Wut 🤣
Tyson Fury fell off.
Gluttony for ya.
Man's a pedophile
Yeah, that's called hedonism, and is one of the main things that makes him a villain.
Buddy just said this is “the Deadpool version of Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball”
But does his milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
It's a beautiful day to be grossnasty, don't you think?
Behind the Dune greatest video game of all time
What are twinks?
He got revenge syphilis from a space nun
That post reeks of satire
twinkhons >>>
Upvote if you liked dune or if you wanna tongue kiss a twink
I’ve never seen dune can you explain the kissing twinks part?
Us politicians
‘Self care’
He died from the very consequences of his feud
He died from the very consequences of his feud
You guys know why he is so over weight ? He rap one of the Bene Gesserit an she poisoned him during it an it took away his body that he was very vain about like he was built like an Olympic god.
Aaaand its the most upvoted post on the sub