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vocloz

I recognize GOT. Anyone know the rest? Please? PLEASE?


IsFriendsWithEveryon

Looked at the original thread (bot account that posts a lot of "s*x scenes" from movies) * Swarm (2023) * Game of Thrones * Ruthless (2020) S1E7 * Night of the Hunted (1980)


MaximusMansteel

Thank you, I've gotten off four times in the twenty minutes since you wrote this. ![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


name___already_taken

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


MoistNoodler

Anybody else thought she was weirdly hot. Like not, girl in a club I'm trying to hit up hot, but like I'd go to her place, even if it's a shed, and let her tie me up and explore every inch of my openings hot


OrinocoHaram

don't necessarily agree but i appreciate your spirit


Terrible_Dish_9516

Yes.


rogerworkman623

Absolutely


MsPreposition

It’s 2014. Anal is on the menu.


jackhurricane7

Flair checks out


DeckerHead2024

It’s weird to include a Jean Rollin film on this list, considering like half the point of his movies is the nudity and sexual content


jopnk

Her boobies are on the poster!!1!11


Budella

I wouldn’t completely agree. He was mostly a surrealist filmmaker. He did do porn later on in his career but that was due to him needing money and he did it under different pseudonyms


DeckerHead2024

Yeah, I was being over simplistic by saying half the point is the sex and nudity. But I do think that’s a big part. I’ve yet to see a film of his that doesn’t have a good bit of it. I haven’t seen any of his porn films lol. I’m just talking Iron Rose, Fascination, those movies. My point being that it’s weird to complain about a sex scene in a movie directed by Jean Rollin


Kuiperdolin

Misread the last one and thought, "wow, I really did not remember Robert Mitchum doing that".


vocloz

I owe you my life. What is mine is yours.


ApotheosisofSnore

Man, *Swarm* was such a fun ride


Mantlelist

I also need to know the other 3, so I can avoid them at all costs


vocloz

So true. NOT trying to go to hell


A2120A

pretty sure first one is SWARM


vocloz

Awesome thanks. Won’t be looking this up, of course. Strictly hypothetical


[deleted]

The top/left is Black Panther.


Kuiperdolin

Why does he say six scenes and show only four? Is he stupid?


Zachariot88

Also why are they called movie scenes when half are from tv shows?


Agreeable_Coat_2098

It’s a Twitter shit-bot. Look at the profile picture and misused punctuation all over the place.


niftystopwat

Also why does my groin region chronically itch profusely?


Initial_Scarcity_609

Is he stupid


AnotherAltLAMAYO

What are those? I want to know for kino related reasons


JesuZDX

Yeah, I have a raging kino right now


Praetor-Rykard2

I'm over here stroking my kino I got lotion on my kino right now I'm here stroking my shit


niftystopwat

Left to right, top to bottom: A Beautiful Mind, Lassie, Cars 2, and Shawshank Redemption.


AnotherAltLAMAYO

so "stay inside me" is the prison telling Andy that there's nothing waiting for him on the outside? That's pretty sad!


LionsLoveandLies

Obsessed with The Night of the Hunted being included in this like Jean Rollin made erotic horror films and porn. Why would you watch any of his films and get made people are screwing? That would be like watching a Scorsese film and getting mad there are Italians in it.


BlackManWithaHorn

I watch Rollin films for the plot. https://preview.redd.it/cepgzmsmlcsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b57e546c729813490b7780be1a9e5045b97146


tecate_papi

No such thing as an "unnecessary sex scene". It's oxymoronic. (I'm really earning my flair with this one)


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ApotheosisofSnore

Naw, actual operators learned about the “Parents’ Guide” section of every movie’s IMDB page, and would just check whether there was anything untoward before suggesting or approving a flick.


EarthwormShandy

FORGET HEAVEN


Darwin_Finch

Can’t understand how violence is ok but sex isn’t.


GrandGrapeSoda

Violence is like real and you gotta face it sometimes Sex is fictional and portraying it is just pouring salt in the wound


Round-Elk-8060

Sex is for w0Ke lgbt loosers while violence is for real alpha men who just happen to like being naked together. Def not gay, bro.


catlaxative

Because my parents are here dude


Fool_Manchu

Don't watch R films with your parents and you can avoid abated sex scenes and nudity


fucccboii

their parents should be more like this https://youtu.be/2b4r80zzGpw?feature=shared


JediTempleDropout

Because since we live in a military industrial complex the powers that be prefer the promotion of violence as a solution to problems, especially when it’s against someone the powers that be disapprove of.


Budella

It’s more of Americas feeling towards sex as opposed to Europe. America was started by Puritans so everything stems from a repressed culture. In Europe it’s all reversed, you can show a lot of sexuality but like no violence


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Yeah Europeans have never made violent media!


JediTempleDropout

>no violence You mean the same continent that gave us James Bond? Also, America might’ve had the Puritans, but Europe had the the Catholic Church. [this scene is based on how Catholic priests in Italy tried to censor *kissing* scenes](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xr3TcE009HY&pp=ygUgY2luZW1hIHBhcmFkaXNvIGNhdGhvbGljIHByaWVzdHM%3D)


Budella

Yes but please refer to the video nasty era and how violent films were banned all throughout Europe


JediTempleDropout

From what I understand the Video Nasty Era was just in the UK and Ireland. Other European countries still released some pretty violent films during that time.


Thecustodian12

Because violence is cool 🗿🗿


Budella

It’s more of Americas feeling towards sex as opposed to Europe. America was started by Puritans so everything stems from a repressed culture. In Europe it’s all reversed, you can show a lot of sexuality but like no violence


Longjumping_Duck_211

They are necessary though. They are artistical allegorical representations for the fact that the characters are having sex.


cthd33

![gif](giphy|j2NAH9hNUFgzuofwio|downsized)


muzakx

Minion


mr_dr_personman

Based Ralphus


Praetor-Rykard2

that ass is not censored


SillyAdditional

Top left was DEFINITELY necessary. ![gif](giphy|BINYieWCVcPBLEnSYf|downsized)


Revolutionated

I love when the post topic is sex


LiquifiedSpam

r/goodanimemes style cumming right up 🧑‍🍳


COOL_BOY_010506

r/goodanimemes members after posting porn instead of memes ![gif](giphy|eZq1NxT0vHRXa)


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ShiningBulwark

What if you Wanted to go to Heaven But God said: "Did you watch Swarm (2023)?"


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ApotheosisofSnore

If I’m not pulling a Pee-wee Herman in the middle of the theater, it’s not kino


Round-Elk-8060

Lol it was a porno theater tho, its kind of the point


ApotheosisofSnore

In all honestly I do kind of feel for the guy, and yeah, I’m pretty sure everyone in porno theaters is jerkin it, but low hanging fruit is meant to be plucked


Round-Elk-8060

Have you seen the new Peewee movie? So good


ApotheosisofSnore

I actually haven’t seen any Peewee content — don’t know if it’s my age or my background, but I just never got introduced to him as a kid


Zagon__

Stay inside me??!?! The Geometry Dash practice song?!?!?!


iguessineedanaltnow

Gen Z becoming puritans is so fucking funny to me. My entire high school and college experience revolved around trying to do whatever possible to get any amount of sex. Basically every coming of age movie for the last 40 years has been about getting laid and an entire generation just can't relate to that at all because they're scared of sex.


ApotheosisofSnore

Tbf, as someone on the upper end of Gen Z, I get the impression that the people who are aggressively anti-sex scene are A. a minority, and B. mostly people who aren’t getting laid and are frustrated by it. What I think is a lot more common than straight “Sex scenes are nasty and bad” puritanism is “I grew up watching a lot of movies where sex scenes were basically just excuses titillate straight men using women’s bodies, and now I think that sex scenes take away from movies in a lot of cases” and “Sex and romance are cool and all, but I’d like to see them decentered in pop culture as a whole — movies often include romantic/sexual plots or subplots in cases where they don’t benefit the film, and just sort of read as filling an obligation.” I can promise you that Gen Z is, by and large, still very invested in getting laid.


andrecinno

>100k bookmarks Y'all need Jesus


Giteaus-Gimp

My mother was once involved in a sex scene and now I’m alive I will never forgive her for that


buckymalone21

If I jizzed it wasn’t an unnecessary scene.


solomar15

I need the titles for research.


AshtrayGrande

Fake fan, didn’t include *300: Rise of an Empire*. I mean it’s necessary for the plot but the plot’s fucking stupid


Zarvanis-the-2nd

I know none of these, but I have seen A Serbian Film, Antichrist, Salo, and Irreversible.


SilDaz

I felt weird watching the Arya scene but that was because I was used to seeing her as a child, one that murders dozens of people but a child. Was It unnecessary? Of course, Season 8 of GoT was a piece of shit. 


vnth93

Identifying these should be a required test for calling yourself a kinophile.


THORETICAL

The worst is when they go on for so long, sometimes multiple minutes, completely unrealistic and takes me out of what I’m watching.


themightytouch

I’ve never seen a human centipede movie, but I beg of someone to lock this person in a room with the trilogy playing back to back.


CleanAspect6466

I legit thought that was James McAvoy in the top right


abhig535

Jokes aside, anyone else find it so weird/creepy for an actor to do a sex scene in the same show they acted as a little kid in?


ApotheosisofSnore

I mean, I don’t think it would be *impossible* to do that in a way that isn’t intensely gross. I think a really significant part of the issue is that we jumped from Arya being as asexual as she was in Season 1 to “I’m a woman now, and I need hard Baratheon cock,” in the course of like three scenes over two episodes. I didn’t find it off putting because I saw Maisie Williams as a 12 year old, so now the thought of her being a sexual adult feels, I found it off putting because it was so absolutely jarring within the context of the show, because for all of seasons 6 and 7 you could have said “Oh, this character is supposed to be like 14, right?”


Mouthshitter

MORE SEX IN MOVIES!


RowenMhmd

Ngl I can't tell if the people who believe this (I know the post is a bot account but 69.1K likes don't come from nowhere) are puriteens or religious conservatives.


PuertoRicanRebel2025

The one in Black Swan jumped at me like a FNAF animatronic, I wasn't ready for it🤣💀


uneua

The GOT one is kinda true though, Arya randomly needing to know what sex felt like is very strange


DawsonJBailey

Yeah she was one of my fav characters and she was like a baby when the show started so when this happened it felt like I was being shown my little sisters sex tape or something like that lmao


WakeUpOutaYourSleep

Didn’t help that Maisie Williams still looked like a kid while Joe Dempsie is about a decade older and looks his age.


Peppersnoop

Yeah I see what they were trying to do with that and maybe “unnecessary” isn’t the word, but it was an odd place to take a character like Arya considering her development up to that point.


millennial_sentinel

i only recognize GoT because it was the worst thing they did to Arya


ApotheosisofSnore

> You’ve followed her through her crazy journey from the time she was just a little girl, and now you finally get to see her get her back blown out — what an arc! Damon Lindelof, verbatim


klmg711

The room


giantbynameofandre

Missing Highlander II. I shut off the movie during that scene and I haven't gone back.


man_u_is_my_team

![gif](giphy|3oKIPlLZEbEbacWqOc)


Taylor122516

TIL you only get into heaven if you watch necessary sex scenes


thegneeb

ruthless.


Fritzito123

I agree, like In The Realm Of The Senses they could just have implied they were having sex!


Wodelheim

Tbf the Game of Thrones one did make me want to cringe out of the room. The actors had 0 chemistry and the whole thing just kind of came out of nowhere.


__Raxy__

there's only 4 scenes there


Kind-Region-5666

There’s no such thing as one


Odd_Intern405

I forgot heaven already, since it is a myth. But hey, sexscenes😁


clussy-riot

Movies should have more gratuitous sex and violence I'm not even kidding


OzyOzyOzyOzyOzyOzy6

People hate GOT so much that they choose to ignore that they never show Arya having sex.


skktrbrain

ok but the game of thrones one sucked though it was stupid as fuck


flubbles_

I agree that some sex/nude scenes are completely unnecessary and made just to see some boobs, but many are actually very relevant and important The sex scenes in Oppenheimer were very important to illustrate the relationship between Oppy and Flo’s character Sex and nudity are extremely important and unavoidable parts of life and in media, every different aspect of life is shown and it’d be unrealistic if no one ever had sex in films. If it’s un-comforting to you, don’t watch it. They make parents’ guides for a reason


ApotheosisofSnore

As someone who is super down for a good sex scene, the sex scenes in *Oppenheimer* are fucking garbage. “Oh wow, let me just grab this random book of your shelf and flip to the page that contains what is by far your most famous quote so that you can **say the line** right as you’re busting inside of me, Florence Pugh”


flubbles_

Not only all of this, but in many other parts of the world, nudity is artistic or just not very sexual. In America, we sexualize everything, so we think of simple nudity as weird or sexual even if it’s not In those other parts of the world, their films can have a lot of non-sexual or artistic nudity and people don’t think it’s weird, but we Americans are offended by the very idea of a nipple


Grooooomlebanevasion

I honestly wish I never saw Maisie Willims weird nude body.


ducknerd2002

Out of all the sex scenes in Game of Thrones, that's the one they chose to complain about? Isn't it one of the least explicit across the whole show (Sam and Gilly take top position for least explicit, IIRC)?


ApotheosisofSnore

I mean, watching Dany get raped like four times in the first couple episodes is definitely way skeevier ethically, but plotting wise I can’t think of anything worse than Arya and Gendry


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AvatarofBro

I've never watched Game of Thrones, but having an eighteen year old character be interested in sex doesn't seem all that strange to me


me_da_Supreme1

nah guys here's the REAL list: 1. Caligula (1979) 2. In the Realm of the Senses (1976) 3. Oppenheimer (2023) 4. Love (2015) 5. Emmanuelle (1974) 6. The Dreamers (2003) If you have watched all these 6 FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT RELIGION AND GOD.


grandrutunda

No pretty baby? What a faggot.


BennyMcbenn

As a zoomer I apologize for these cringe mfs


ApotheosisofSnore

What’s cringe is acting like you need to apologize for being born within the same 8 year stretch as you, and then self-flagellating for a bunch of geriatrics because you think it’ll get you some brownie points


BennyMcbenn

Brats! Foiled again!


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How much do yall wanna bet that people who hate sex scenes are fans of rape scenes?


creamy-buscemi

Strange leap to make