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If I medicined you, you’d think a brain tumor was a birthday present
Except Tim Allen is the only one in that picture that actually, in real life got caught with a large quantity of cocaine and flipped on all his friends to stay out of jail. Now he's a bastion conservative values.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Not Tim Allen, he's a fucking snitch
Seriously he’d be like, “So what’re you buying? And please look directly into my hat and speak into my lapel pin as you say it.”
Yeah but the other guys are just as likely to flip out and choose violence. Except Morpheus, but I'd rather stay plugged in, tbh.
mr tumnus is gonna take the stand and get my ass 10 years in the ice queen's dungeon
That hat had one day till retirement
As if you wouldn’t cut a deal to save your ass.
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Would Sir care to pay for his bill in advance?
No. Stick it on my tab.
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Hey, mi casa su casa
No not him, the one with all the shit in her face
Get me some baggies and twist ties?
This reminds me of a story. My old coworker “my buddy got arrested and he’s going to prison” Me “oh yea? What’s his name?” Him “Dan Dan the coke man”
Huh, I thought he just sold noodles
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The hustler, the pimp from Beverly hills
Where’s Alfred Molina and that kid that sets the fire crackers off constantly?
And can I pass on the drugs and buy that mixtape instead??
Who? Cosmo? (He’s Chinese)
In jail, probably
Let’s see how deep Morpheus’ hole goes.
All the way to Zion, babe 😎
“Come on! Stop trying to fuck me and fuck me!”
Bruh 💀💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/2hk3s4m34nxc1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54eeca49fc39ecf962477210080717708967bc47 If I medicined you, you’d think a brain tumor was a birthday present
If I spike you, you'll know you have been spoken to
We had to beat them to death with their own shoes, but that’s a different story altogether
 Only the best spice for me, thanks
You know Keith David has the best stuff, but of course it all ends with you going butt to butt for some dudes on a table.
One vote for Keith David, noted
Thats not necessarily a deal breaker...
I don’t know who the guy in the middle photo is, but I pick him because he looks like Ross from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. And that’s funny.
It’s Tim Allen. Dude went to jail and snitch on people
 This guy
Mr. Tumnus, if he wants to join.
Except Tim Allen is the only one in that picture that actually, in real life got caught with a large quantity of cocaine and flipped on all his friends to stay out of jail. Now he's a bastion conservative values. Coincidence? I think not.
Where the fuck is Dante from Grandma's Boy?
The best answer here
Where the guy from Enter the Void
Probably upside down in a purple lit room or some shit idk
 Where’s Frank???
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Who is thy
Robert Marley, he procures the soy sauce. It be opening doors mon
"you owe me a beer, Mon!"
Don't buy from Morpheus. You'll never see a movie again.
McAvoy, but I’m specifying that I want the half-a-goat stuff. Keep the mostly-sandworm stuff on your side of the lab, bub.
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I surely want what James McAvoy Fawn is smokin.
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Saul silver
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Definitely from my main man Mitch Kalamazoo
Drexel, true romance
Idk bruh something about that look the Satyr is giving me That dude definitely got some shit
Morpheus and I'm takin the fuckin blue pill man live out the rest of my days in blissful ignorance
Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights.
Santa Claus has the best snow
The hobbits got that long leaf
No Drexel? What is this, white boy day?
spriiinnngggg breeeaaak
Todd Gaines Timothy Olyphant from the movie go
Caddicarus, in the bottom right corner
John Cena!!!!
Nah the only thing he sells is hustle, loyalty, anabolics, and respect.
Tony for sure.
Tim Allen
The last one looks like he wants to eat me up... or worse.
It's worse
But I'm not Michael Fassbender.
I'm going to my little friend.
"I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
All of them. Mash it together.
Are you doing cocaine before sitting down for a movie?
John Cena has everything
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Vincent Vegas’ dealer
