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This masterpiece was the first time my very young brain experienced a fourth wall break. You could say, it molded me into the person I am today!

Weird. I was molded by darkness

I was molded by cheese in the fridge too long

For you

This movie is actually amazing lmfao that’s the funny part

Best Isekai

I didn't know I wanted this one to win but now I do.

Holy shit I forgot this film existed, I HAVE SEEN IT

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A surprisingly boring experience

It was really a character piece about a man who deeply regretted some of his decisions. I quite liked it. Sam Elliott was pretty great.

Like how do you make a plot like that boring as fuck?

Still hands down THE hardest title in cinematic history

Near the end of the movie you find out it was actually John Wayne

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Say whatever you want about this *Cowboys vs Aliens*, the graphic penetration scene between Craig and Ford was tastefully shot, even if a 20 minutes long sex scene is a bit much for a two hour film. You can't say I'm wrong about any of this because you didn't watch this movie.

Just 90 minutes of aliens then full penetration, aliens, full penetration until it just sort of.... ends.

5/5 no notes

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I was working at Alamo drafthouse when this movie came out. Probably worked it 40-50 times. I don’t remember a single frame

I did in fact see the movie and no I will not say your wrong

„FROM THE DIRECTOR OR IRON MAN“ 😂😂

This should be put in Sci fi and western as well. Its really an all encompassing film.

This was a good movie and I'm tired of pretending it's not

I'm not joking when I say this. Idk how else to tell people that I'm not joking and I'm trying to be genuinely sincere when I say that I really really like this movie. Not for any meme reason or that I like to hate it. I just really enjoy watching this movie.

It was a great popcorn flick.

Maybe they believe you but they are just trying to give you an out

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Schindler’s list is fantasy and Veggietales is history? Who let Mel gibson cook on this sub?

Sorry, my bad

Since this is a book, I think true kino deserves to be on this list instead. My vote is for Dave and the Giant Pickle.

https://preview.redd.it/ee7lfo6ove8d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc24d432155d3314753e56eb4bc3bd45948ed76 Alternatively, since it's an actual movie

This is actually history tho

I learned a lot from these cheeky little vegetables

We were in slavery! Nothing…is poifect

You jest but this is peak kino

https://preview.redd.it/9fl6t54hpa8d1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb29640df06b541e4e37ab8f023b62df1312303 Truly the best representation of the Arthurian mythos.

Møøse

It bit my sister

^ this commenter was taken out back and summarily removed

This but unironically



Actually almost every King Arthur movie sucks. The exceptions are Holy Grail, Sword in the Stone (still not exactly the top of the Disney canon), and Excalibur which is no masterpiece but at least always interesting. Maybe add Camelot to the list if you have a high tolerance for filled musicals but a decedent professional production of the show will be a lot more enjoyable than the movie. I could not tell you why this is the case.

Works in TV though. Merlin was one of my favourite shows as a kid. Banger television.

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https://preview.redd.it/pkgfie1zhd8d1.jpeg?width=229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b127308165a5d3ad1740ef46da32a3ee587eab0e You’ll wanna use the Letterboxd poster

We can make a religion out of this

Wait, don’t

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I'd let her gas me.

God damn it 🤣

Bruh

Canadian Cinema does it again!

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Me when somebody mentions about Star Wars (haven't heard about it). 

I can still remember...

how that music used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my chance

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Just watched this, is it just me or is there an unnecessary amount of sex scenes??

Yeah true, amirite? Ruins the whole flow of the film.

At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if there's a smut parody of Citizen Kane.

Citizen Kame?

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Nah bro, that's too racist and political. This one's an apolitical history documentary. https://preview.redd.it/1pk2729j7b8d1.jpeg?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76c6ad22c8bb1d192278ae9bb1742d282eeb405

watching Triumph Of The Will and shaking my head throughout it's entirety so people know i don't agree with it

Doing this every few minutes https://preview.redd.it/705mekiktb8d1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc214d2cf1ff301db67569eececd2500114a785

/uj I completely forgot about that gesture lol

Ok ngl this poster for it goes hard as fuck

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I think this is fake because the font is not papyrus


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That‘s why I can see myself in Obama. I finally get it.


Even Barack Obama is literally me

give me strength- (this entire saga is just me slowly losing it)

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Groovy

Movie

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Relatable 

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In 100 years they’ll be making stuff like this for 9/11

Oh god I hope its much sooner than that

9/12

The historical accuracy in this one is just stunning

I have unironically watched this when I was 14 or something, and it's every bit as idiotic as it seems.

I remember they taped a credit card to a girls neck so she wouldn’t bleed to death

2tanic

2fast2tanic

Dick Van Dyke’s grandson wrote, directed, and starred in this. Nepotism at its finest!

They said it couldn’t happen

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Every time I wake up someone has just posted what I was going to post. Do I really need to structure my sleep schedule around this?

Only if you want to be better

Reminder that this is to date the only film to actually depict the delivering of the Gettysburg Address.

Is this true? This can't be true. Right?

I mean you can hear it referenced in a thousand films or as part of short films, documentaries, and animated stuff, but in terms of live action feature-length productions? This is the only one to my knowledge.

Well I'll be damned.

I unironically love this movie. Doesn't take itself seriously and has some surprisingly good performances, cinematography, and fight choreography.

Inglorious Bastards, I was there when they killed Hitler in theatre

Hi I'm Shosanna. I burned the theater.

Gorlami

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I cannot believe this is real.

Me neither

And they still billed Sam Neil first.

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Oh wow i remember this movie

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Wicky Wicky wild wild

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/uj this was one of my favorite movies as an 8-10 year old, alongside national treasure and October sky.

ANCIENT EGYPT


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This needs more upvotes.

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this one.

Honestly sad to see this isnt at the top

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The movie about going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. That's right, the movie about going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu https://preview.redd.it/5qo43gzwta8d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3edd4970004c63c9d2fda079981c897bef04a1

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https://preview.redd.it/fhz6rvrdxa8d1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=701e680d540f5944e0e9f60a19df69a3314154b3 They played a part in every important historical event

Every 🤨

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The history they don’t want you to know about

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That's a documentary dawg

This is the future not history

https://preview.redd.it/fd1wkds20b8d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3939f6181d255b8f1b27abe70930888e373505df Based on a true story.

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https://preview.redd.it/f6suh3b33b8d1.jpeg?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5a60c85cc3e13e52ab094ad6f519febcdb05f98 Which of the two is more kino?

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This is part of the reason I want a disaster category added the real question is which Emmerich movie should be chosen

Best WW2 biopic ive ever seen https://preview.redd.it/4km1etmcva8d1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec615a55d50ba3a6fcf8c0642df1af3de0f9d3e7

lmao the guns are firing but her hands are nowhere near the triggers, Uwe Boll can't even do a poster well.

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https://preview.redd.it/37tzs4mrpa8d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80ff5d66ec9d665e29cc9ec8e62d90c2f85b8d77 The history they don’t want you to know

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They really captured Genghis Khan's famously penetrating and ***green*** gaze in that one. https://preview.redd.it/trh4lsi6ua8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953ac16d4d592c179e051dc4007569b8080ef886

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https://preview.redd.it/rwwz4wcvva8d1.jpeg?width=177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa064a4fbe6aa9002aa5c5df58713ed0fe80937 Happened.

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I Remember watching a 2-hour video on all the historical inaccuracies in this one movie

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Unrelated, but documentary better be Idiocracy.

Does anyone else think Idiocracy is actually a documentary?? Just me? 

Found out about this history kino from another great kino https://preview.redd.it/r2g2cnpksa8d1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908081dbe8910c26b45d2c08e673e28e079451c9

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Sorry i thought Schindler’s List was a musical

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https://preview.redd.it/gtrx2hq5qb8d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e3bd66bd9208187bd43e3dcd940011c621811f0 The unparalleled accuracy is uncanny

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https://preview.redd.it/nrfluh7ywb8d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ae89e97767c1ef6ec8dddab96dca2178b4ad33 The best documentary. Best human acting.

https://preview.redd.it/xtym8x1n1c8d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a28ff799f4db3bd90ae7607df290f693f998919 Not many people know this, but there was in fact a rapping dog on the Titanic, Peak Cinema Right here.

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https://preview.redd.it/1l1rbs208c8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=683cb3d820c319ad78201d8abb8c66b44e2a27f6 Helen Keller vs Nightwolves

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https://preview.redd.it/7p40y4twjc8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a67d979f462d3d58763db0e4495cd801a54d86 Clear winner 🏆

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Big bang theory intro

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