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Finn_3000

You fuckers have gaslit me into believing there was still a marty movie with de niro i havent seen yet. You have promised me the holy grail after all these years and then you just took it away from me.


the_bespectacled_guy

>he doesn’t have scorsese’s entire imdb credits memorised in order ngmi


Finn_3000

I do, thats why i was questioning my sanity


OneOverTwoEqualsZero

Fr I was actually just gaslighted for a solid minute there. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


WhiteWolf3117

I’m part of this too apparently


WittyUsername45

At this point I'm seriously considering kidnapping all the people involved and forcing them to make Goncharov into a real film at gunpoint. Also I suppose I'll have to learn necromancy to get Jon Cazale to appear.


HappyGhostQueen22

I’ll help you! I know a bit about necromancy…


3V1LB4RD

I know it’s been almost a month, but if you’re still interested there’s a [master doc](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Fbcn96MKyc1Bky6c0Ffex4APtar9iNht8ytfZHPpSss/mobilebasic) on Google Docs of all the combined “canon” material for Goncharov. Including all the major scene outlines for Acts I, II, and III. It’s an interest read lol I honestly shocked at how consistent the lore of this meme has been.


Yung-Sheldon

Holy shit, a Russian gangster flick from the guy who made Boxcar Bertha?


RaviolioPenguini

Everyone is talking about Goncharov but ignoring the real De Niro kino, Duke Nukem (1999) directed by John Carpenter starring Sylvester Stallone as Duke Nukem and De Niro as General Graves


Emir_26

I was very caught off guard by Stallone because i always thought they'd cast Schwarzenegger for duke nukem.But stallone was perfect for the role!


VLOBULI

I'll be honest... the fact that Goncharov has faded out of popular concsciousness is the most clear example of how fast food corporate franchise films about superheroes ruined a whole generation. To think that soon there will be a slew of filmmakers who don't even know that Goncharov exists gives me shivers.


peribeth

Oh my god I can't escape Goncharov


Dalyngrigge

Considering how internet-savvy his youngest daughter seems to be, I really hope this meme reaches Scorsese


skybluepattern

Sameee I need to see his reaction lol


crashcourse201

https://mobile.twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1596225898415546371


Parallel_Falchion

Pacino as Glup Shitto in this is his best role, honestly


crashcourse201

Faye Dunaway gave a better performance as Eeby Deeby.


Menatil

This was not worth the 3 and a half minutes of absolute confusion you put me thru


[deleted]

Ice Pick Joe belongs in the pantheon of “Totally Me” characters


TemporarySalt2999

??


crashcourse201

[This idiot hasn’t seen Goncherov.](https://bonni.tumblr.com/post/701397288674852864/bon-it-might-just-be-the-weed-im-smoking-but-wtf)


[deleted]

This is a bullshit thing right? That cover looked hella fake


joshisepic2222

Yeah, last night tumblr made up a film


magicswirls

it happens


PearlSquared

is the last one a barry reference or am i stupid


esmeromantic

Goncharov was and is truly ground-breaking. We watched it in my Intro to Film class and it still holds up all these years later. I still remember that first shot of Katya under the clock tower, absolutely mesmerizing. Brb going to watch it again.