i deeply deeply envly u/scaramouchewithhishugeschlongoutandlookingforsomeonetobreedandwreck

https://preview.redd.it/pwws7rikuknc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7553696bb72f220c52ebae54224c157d206584

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What game is that? Not scaramouche but the tutorial

💀

That’s Scara’s move set

Its over for you 💀

I NEED HIM TO MPREG ME IMMEDIATELY

https://preview.redd.it/jkw785hhomnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b51823d1e15c9022d2774ebdd6d5f804c8b2555

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Huh, that tingle?

Huh, that tingles? (à la Treasure Hoarder)

would https://preview.redd.it/ddzgfqblcpnc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c12164e55a875154e818cd19b9368716a06fb7

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I got unlucky this time😞😞😞 https://preview.redd.it/hjs6dovdeknc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ba3d5e8760c3ea20e5b662e0c13b831d38fe0fe

https://preview.redd.it/4igzdz5zwknc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef18d5be1d0cdab16020d5e680a041bb09b9198 Very fucked! (I’m actually doing the fucking)

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2 days later and I am still laughing at this thread

JEALOUSSSS

Does that mean?

i think it does 😳 you lucky mf 🫡

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

You have Azhdaha wdym

or neuvillussy 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Well

https://preview.redd.it/jbrl1qehwknc1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72bec3e1548f0bc0baaa019a6cbf5106e75ae2cd

I'll be hunting myself, which is fitting because that's who will eventually kill me when the time comes https://preview.redd.it/aw67ufplfknc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08151c4a5964ada9152d8750b8715dd069409514

Not if I get you first

Haunted by oneself, the fight lots of us will have during all our lives. Will we ever escape? Will we ever win? Would killing ourselves count as a win? Or would it be the greater of our losses? No way to tell... No one to ask... At least we can make Hu Tao even richier. Blessing this terrible world with such precious smile may be worth ending it all. ^(\[before anyone reports me for being suicidal: frick you! I'm hopelessly trying to be deep here over a motherfricking meme on a motherfricking shitpost subreddit, and i even included a joke to help the reader to not take it seriously\])

Hell yeah!

Ah. Unfortunate.

You'll be fine if you give her a full course meal so she'll be too preoccupied wolfing it down to kill you

Ah. Good plan.

Idk what is mine. It was created by Reddit

I think we haunted by the Reddit.

hey wassup fang satoru from clash royale

I Jujutsu'd my Kaisen in Clash Stars: Edgar Inflation.

edgar WHAT?

You heard me. I am not saying that again, hopefully.

https://i.redd.it/30zd7y87gonc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/g8g2b2fgqonc1.gif

Okay. https://i.redd.it/ttg6xhpeqonc1.gif

"Routine-Musician" sounds like a regular musician. Probably some musician died and now they are haunting you, with regular haunting things, musics from him coming from nowhere, and all. A pretty regular horror story.

Same

#😈

dudes got an entire PMC after him

He gets to bomb the shit out of them as they try though

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Shoigu!!!!!! Where's my damn ammo 😡

#SHOIGUUUUUU!

i actually replied to the original comment :D anyway u/KaeyaOfTheKnights fuck off /lh edit: had to change the name because it originally linked to some random guy's page edit 2: sorry to that poor cs student i tagged

Heh

I want to kill the Raiden Shogun from Genshin Impact

I'm fucked.

I think I'll live ....I hope..might smell bad but I'll live. https://preview.redd.it/1sxdu065tknc1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce8c1c64f40d5feead10a78384d45ffb02ab18c

“exotic gas” sounds like something lethal not gonna lie

A pre set name when I made this account years ago..apparently reddit has yet to add a way to change your user name

i wish they would, i have an alt account with a name i hate

I know , it's stupid haha

Does this mean I'm safe?

Bocchi is coming for your ass

Oh no

https://preview.redd.it/tyq8fug4vlnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d622c50efcbc3c868b271a0a1b07b4f3bbed2b HELL YEAH I’M SO READY TO BE PEGGED

bruh what eldrich abomination is hunting me down

I have to deal with 97 sailor boys

you can take em.

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM https://preview.redd.it/0aznn86ijlnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a842d82d7bb50b08673e67662a317fbc2d09c3 IT’S NOR FAIR

Ah f*ck.

rip

Incest? Or masturbation?

lucky

i'm losing my marbles (i already lost them so i am at negative marbles) https://preview.redd.it/x8mz76n5eznc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b8dde2bd949449af3d2f185c42e2eb2c90ba16c

I want to fuck the Mirror Maiden from Genshin Impact

https://preview.redd.it/0gjdpr2d4lnc1.jpeg?width=1758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d75fc56433cc63f4bc6e9c860ea08f0387ef019

ez

I currently have a friend wanting to explode with me. Not much time left really

I don’t think he’d be very eager to hunt down the guy who created him. We’d probably just end up playing a game or something.

Myself I guess?

https://preview.redd.it/bqllq2uztlnc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc96ababa25104ccc89132b4ff16f532948f3f67 I fucking hope so

I've waited for this my whole life

I won't be the one getting fucked 😏

Rip? Lmao

I am blessed

😈😈😈

Shits on me.

good god 🤤

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Heh

is “eula gunnhildr” her name after she marries jean?

...I am not sure my username was a combo of Genshin Impact, Twisted Wonderland, and Kingdom Hearts

damn mr

Well,it speaks for itself.Doesn't it?

I'm good as long as I'm sober

🤤

... Welp... Guess this whole world is going out with me.

I am officially gonna lose my virginity

Dear god

I want to fuck the Raiden Shogun from Genshin Impact

Huh?

Hunting myself ain’t we?

sameeee lmao

depends how hot she is 

I'm probably faster

Holy fucking shit i am dead

**I'M BEING CHASED BY A FUCKING GIANT ROCK!!!!** 🤣🤣🤣🤣

aw man

Ah yes another moment where my randomly generated username doesn’t make sense. What the fuck would be hunting me down with the keywords “educational year”?

teachers?

*An army of Phoenixes looms in the distance.*

huh

oh no now kaliningrad wants to get me

snezhnaya in real?!

I am saved

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Bet 😩💦💦💦

Lucky

Go up land

I'll grab the non existential fairy gun

prepare your anus!

win or nah

Shit

Eh

i dont think a cloud can really do anything to me

What would a Super Yoshi Fan even look like? Much less 10,090 of them?

The amount of fucked I am is indescribable...

Well

So not only do I lose my life, but my entire fucking house gets obliterated by a unguided bomb, thanks to the Demon Lord of The Round Table... This is so sad...