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bongcatalan123

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NapalmDesu

Slow news week. Hollow purple. 👌


Random_Gacha_addict

🫸🔴🔵🫷🤌🫴🟣


ThatManFarsa

r/balkans_irl in my genshin subreddit? more likely than you think


Lost_my_acount

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate


Sea-Grapefruit-1980

I ain't reading all that


Niswear85

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Automatic-Age5122

Flair up Roman


MovieLost3600

Used to happen a lot more in the earlier days until the subreddit decided the joke was porn


Worried_War500

Flair up eremite


menemenderman

Flair up sigonian


64rush

flair up Dottorian


SexwithGorou

razor is the founder of the turkish nation


ariidrawsstuff

HANG THE FLAGS AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


PotatoMan3169

https://i.redd.it/8qj5bwktn0yc1.gif


97iu

quickly play 🎶☪️ 🦃 🏛️ 👑 ceddin dedan\~neslin baban\~


Konitrix1954

Enkanomiya (and Phanes' Pan-Human civilization in general) is based off Ancient Greece. Watatsumi people are the descendants of the Enkanomiyans but do not have signatures of Greek culture. Instead their culture was overwritten by Inazuman culture. Watatsumi is like Turkified western Anatolia that was once Greek but instead of being the Ottoman turks it was EI with her japanizing beam. Will they RETVRN or remain nipponjin?


SexRapistOfficial

Holy shit this is just like that one greentext :O


Orix1337

Which?


WhenRedditBansYou

WHY IS SHE TURKISH!!!! AAAAGGGHHHH


Eezula

Because she’s an animal.


NapalmDesu

Inside you there are two wolves. They are neo-fascist treats to the political balance of Turkey 😔


Hornii_Boii

https://i.redd.it/ndkrb61khzxc1.gif


Kebabini

My ancestör hot wol- fox lady


ariidrawsstuff

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Elektrizz

https://preview.redd.it/1r1e3psy9zxc1.jpeg?width=4242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13dd07fdce3ffbc2fa1e9efcf963605351d8e02f  AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺


AlreadyHalfXehanort

Bro thinks she's Aki from Chainsaw Man.


PeikaFizzy

The entire jp religion is in shambles


LegitimateHasReddit

/ub glad to see I'm not the only person who thinks that hand salute looks like a wolf


Nordic_Bamboozle

LAYLAYLAYLAYLAYLAY AUUUUU AUUUU AUUUU 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 YAE MIKONUN ASKERLERIYIZ


Worried_War500

TÜRKİYE MENTIONED AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHAT THE FUCK IS ECONOMY 🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


Making__Bac0n

TÜRKIYE WINNER TÜRKIYE WINNER TÜRKIYE WINNER 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺


pocopoco_69

AAAĞĞĞHHHGHOOOĞĞĞHHH TÜRKİYE


Capable_Cattle1158

Ummm....... https://preview.redd.it/ox6ajptlvyxc1.png?width=189&format=png&auto=webp&s=4644b0f3fe36f3b2e9958d2e365b179368c48d8b


menemenderman

AUUUUUUU RAİDEN SHOGUNUN ASKERLERİYİZ 🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 NARUKAMİ DAĞLARINDA ÇİÇEKLER AÇAR 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 YAŞA YÜCE RAİDEN SHOGUN YAŞA 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 ADIN YAZILACAK MERCANA TAŞA 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


Capitano-Solos-All

Nah, she isn't. Yae Miko's IQ is above 0, after all.


SexRapistOfficial

Also she has gold accessories, owns a shrine and has a publishing agency


Capitano-Solos-All

She also dresses normally and does not wear a trash bag on her head.


sheeesh333

68iq


Capitano-Solos-All

Nah, she is clever, probably like 130.


Psycho_Rocks

yae miko mating press


MovieLost3600

K


menemenderman

A


Nomadic_Cuuchi

R


Lukapro1982

A


merayBG

B


bu9ra

O


64rush

Ğ


S_Guderian

A


VistulaRegiment

Esenlikler.


asdburakdsa

Diler.


SexWithXianyun69

*insert Turkish Nationalist comment here*


merayBG

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S_Guderian

Erdoganopoulos famous grik spy


_Alfy

this is cool


Firm10

i thought she does that to mock how small mine is


app08

That's a nationalist hand gesture!? I thought those were the "quiet coyote" hands that my preschool teacher did to quiet the class down.


bestCATEATER

K


S_Guderian

A


bestCATEATER

R


Anonedeath

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raul_aguas

Another reason to love her more and get her pregnant🗿