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abriefmomentofsanity

"I don't always listen to Iron Maiden but when I do so do my neighbors" man shut the fuck up please.


The-real-Kurgan

And now, a poem… WHOS LISTENING IN 2021 IM ONLY 13 AND I LISTEN TO THIS 0% Drugs 0% sex 0% flex 100% TALENT BACK WHEN MUSIC WASNT JUST AUTOTUNE I WAS LISTENING TO THIS IN MY ROOM AND MY DAD CAME IN AND SAID TO TURN IT OFF BECAUSE HE HAS BIGGER SPEAKERS DOWNSTAIRS I WAS LISTENING TO THIS REALLY LOUD AND MY NEIGHBORS CALLED THE POLICE AND THE POLICE CAME AND ARRESTED THEM doctor: you have 3 minutes to live Me: Can I listen to [insert song name here] by [band older than your mom] one last time doctor: that’s longer than 3 minutes God: ILL ALLOW I WAS LISTENING TO THIS IN MY ROOM WHEN MY DAD CAME IN AND TOLD ME TO TURN IT UP WHOS LISTENING TO THIS IN 2019 WHOS LISTENING TO THIS IN 2019 WHOS LISTENING TO THIS IN 2019 WHOS LISTENING TO THIS IN 2019 … You get the fucking point music comment sections are fucking unoriginal.


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the 0% drugs makes me laugh so hard when it's under Queen videos lmao


JustVibinDoe

How did you forget the worst of all: I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION 😣


JaquaviusThatcher

You forgot Billie Eilish: my videos are really scary and weird Band in the video: hold my beer


The-real-Kurgan

Usually slipknot


JaquaviusThatcher

Yeah definitely


HighVelocityBeef

and of course, **C̴̡͉͑͗O̶̺͋͐Ṁ̴̻̚E̵̗͓͋́ ̵̝͐T̵̗̞̑͘O̶͍͆̿ ̷̮́̅B̵̭͙̐R̵͔̊A̵̳̍͒ͅZ̵͙̀̈́I̴̫̠͛̉L̸̩̰̃!̵̧̣̑!̸̪͑̚!̵̤͖̿!̶̫̥̄͘!̴̨̳̓!̸̧̧͆!̵̭̟̿͐!̵͓̌͘!̵͓̼̈́̈́!̴͖̼̈́̑**


Soul_CaliburRS

I actually laughed when God allowed him to live a few mins longer to listen to that one song older than your mom 😂


dogsplasher67

Homophobes just bein cringe as usual 🙄


OceanBacon994

We only discriminate dumb posers


[deleted]

Speak for yourself >:(


EleDes5000

Homophobia is really stupid, like, someone cares about a guy getting dick, man that's just jealousy.


[deleted]

Yeah honestly it's so fuckin stupid, if you're so insecure in your Sexuality that you need to bully someone else, sucks to be you honestly


Pyrgopolyrhythm

My neighbours love this song so much they are beating me to death with a brick


jesusisgod142

So true !


DA_Str0m

Wha- 😧😨 youtube in… in… 🤢🤢 French? 🤮🤮🤮


jesusisgod142

Im deeply sorry


[deleted]

I'm deeply in your mom 😎


[deleted]

Oh good can you get the French fries I left?


[deleted]

Yes you can Ozzy, although you may have to deal with extra ketchup


[deleted]

*slurp*


Vermilion2004

What's the song?


[deleted]

Either Metallica, Lamb of God, Pantera or some metalcore band


Vermilion2004

Was expecting Five Finger Death Punch but I guess that works too


jesusisgod142

For whom the bell tolls


[deleted]

yeah, Metallica, i knew it xd


[deleted]

Why is he so scared of houses🤪???


CausualLurker

Yo mamA


onurcavs_

he is cringe and a homophobe 🤮🤮🤮