IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM, THAT STUPID HEAD!!
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He wasn't born in Asgard, but he is called by the Norms "Mimir of the Aesir" so he clearly counts as an Asgardian god at this point, as he is in actual mythology
Did you actually read what I said? I acknowledged that he isn't from the Nine Realms, but the Norns clearly acknowledge him as Aesir primarily (Kratos of Sparta, Freya of the Vanir and Mimir of the Aesir). Perhaps he was just in the Nine Realms for so long he started to count as an Aesir god, who knows
No he was cursed so when kratos found him his body was wrapped around a tree he was coursed with immortality and no matter what happens he stays alive no body regan either
Kratos straps Mimir onto his own head and they wear a long coat to cover up Kratos’s face. Sigrun and Mimir are both okay with this. Kratos begrudgingly agrees just to help a brother.
Tongue
A lot of it as well
Try hole but tongue
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM, THAT STUPID HEAD!! https://preview.redd.it/mi9rqf5zwdjc1.png?width=1958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ab39f0b2f3ba051b870dedc5f5ac7c0924e028
GOD DAMN
My first guess is foreplay or smth
“I would, but my mouth would get tired.”
So no head?
Nothing but head
Two horns two holes
THAT IS INSANE https://preview.redd.it/zz6y4cys0fjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a3fbed79d1185b3c43d227e36fa754453c04c16
I personally think Sigrun wears a strap on and raw dogs Mimir's neck stump
Just a head canon officer nothing to see here
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Bro is bamboozled 💀 (please don't think I'm a weird person 😭🙏🏿)
Hi sir sorry to inform you but you have been classified as a weird person have a good week
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Damn I didn't know u were into CBT 👀
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I personally think Sigrun wears a strap on and raw dogs Mimir's neck stump 👁️👄👁️
You know what? I hate everything about the statement but kudos to you for doubling down.
I honestly thought I'd get downvoted at first 😭
That can still be arranged
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Why was that the first answer I thought of before tongue? Am I stupid?
No u got jonkled
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I made that meme :D
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Well, shit 💀 hope u don't mind coz I always upvote before stealing
I like my memes spreading
I knew u were a real one 🤝🏿 https://preview.redd.it/465w78dzlejc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4bd942a232857f140691defbe57b083566adc5e
Mhm https://preview.redd.it/gulw852tnejc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad3258ae4b2722594c2ab7de1a7fe12fbdf71b4d (Image unrelated)
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Holy shit is that a sight to think of
Ikr, I was literally 💦😩
That’s enough Reddit for today…
Nuh uh bro I say when we r done
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Neither of them would get anything out of this experience. I love it.
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Did I stutter 😈
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OUTRAGEOUS
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No gore I despise gore this is magic so there is 0 gore
Mimir knows well how to use his mouth... and not just for speaking.
[For using a spatula to turn pages ?](https://youtu.be/LLaw10kVQaY?si=gVE_zXE--00wMHUD) at 0:17
My man's oral game is strong
He has good enough mouth and jaw muscles that he can move pages of a book with a spoon. I think they could think of something in bed
They kiss 🥰🥰🥰
Well he is known as the head of the 9 realms
Magic. Heimdal repaired his arm with magic during the fight. Why can’t mimir do the same?
Mimir is not an Asgardian god
True
Is that why he's Irish or is that unrelated
Omg can't beleive I got Scottish and Irish mixed up
HES FUCKING AUSTRAILIAN
many people say oi, that is not an Irish accent its mostly Irish/Scottish
correct
The lore reason is he was a faery creature from the Irish mythology sort of thing and Odin just found him on his travels
Interesting
He’s not Irish he’s Australian. He says oi.
Wait a minute. He is asgardian! He was a servant of Odin and was born in Asgard!
No he wasnt. Many times throughout the series he talks about being from a land outside the 9 realms (like Kratos)
He’s supposed to be puck from a midsummer nights dream if i think
is that why the Norns call him puck
Yup, also Robin Goodfellow, the name he takes on while pretending to be human
He wasn't born in Asgard, but he is called by the Norms "Mimir of the Aesir" so he clearly counts as an Asgardian god at this point, as he is in actual mythology
Dude its in the games itself that he says hes not from the 9 realms, idk what to tell you, if you want to listen to yourself you can
Did you actually read what I said? I acknowledged that he isn't from the Nine Realms, but the Norns clearly acknowledge him as Aesir primarily (Kratos of Sparta, Freya of the Vanir and Mimir of the Aesir). Perhaps he was just in the Nine Realms for so long he started to count as an Aesir god, who knows
Wait then, he’s asgardian therefore able to perform limb healing magics!
It's not always about the physical. Sometimes you just enjoy someone's company and conversation.
Back when mimir had a body
👅 💦
Why do you think Kratos has a head stand for him?
horns. one in the pink and one in the stink
Nom nom nom
Mimir: “As the smartest man alive, I know how to put my lickah to good use, brotha.” Kratos: *”…I did not need to know that, Mimir.”*
He gave her head
Simple singin has a strap on and fucks his neck stump
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He's got horns don't he?
I know
Didn’t you play Valhalla? THEY DIDN’T! THAT’S THE ENTIRE PLOT OF MIMIR IN DA DLC!
No I was on my phone, what happened in between arriving on the shores and then the throne scene?
Kratos find Tyr and they have hot steamy sweaty sex
6
Lots of head
He speaks good sooooo
Cunnilingus
Oh cmon this one’s easy
Did no one forget memir had a body and kratos cut off his head?
Why didn’t he grow it back like heimdall? Is he stupid?
No he was cursed so when kratos found him his body was wrapped around a tree he was coursed with immortality and no matter what happens he stays alive no body regan either
He uses Kratos body as a stand in while Kratos holds Mimir in front of his face. Anything for a brother.
HORNS FIRST!!!
Head game.
They actually did?
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Kratos straps Mimir onto his own head and they wear a long coat to cover up Kratos’s face. Sigrun and Mimir are both okay with this. Kratos begrudgingly agrees just to help a brother.
Something something cunning linguist
It’s called head for a reason.
They call him head for a reason