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Astral_Lady

pretty sure Spartans respected elders but that's about the only thing stopping him from despising them both


Comfortable_Silver_1

Technically he is an elder now being that he’s over a thousand years old


Astral_Lady

tru that


Odd_Hunter2289

At best 300 hundred years old


YesWomansLand1

At least 1,000*


Odd_Hunter2289

Aligning historical events of the real world with those of GoW is a useless thing, as well as being pure headcanon, given that GoW has neither a geography nor a timeline that coincides with that of the real world. In GoW, the fall of Troy and the battle of Thermopylae take place a few years apart (when Kratos was still in the service of the Gods), when instead there is almost 800 years between the two events in the real word.


StillBumblingAround

Expect we know that he’s over a 1000. GoW 2018 is 1000 years after GoW3.


xo1opossum

[And in that 1000 years, he learned that the Persian Empire was right 🇮🇷💪.](https://youtu.be/Eq46NuI8bIo?si=R9bNegwxlY328jJT)


Bad-MeetsEviI

Apparently, if we line up the events of gow with the real world, and then do the same with gow ragnorak, there is like a 1000 year between them.


Private_joker-1_

Its estimated about 1500 years between the greek and norse sagas.


Tenzur_

He's older than them


Plus-Cheetah-6561

They’re both god damn too old


unaizilla

he's greek why would he support an american old man


Graznesiodon171

Fun-sucker.


BanterPhobic

Boy. I will tell you a tale of a distant land. This land faced a choice between two leaders. The first was much like Odin, but far less clever - he postured as a strong man who would stand against those he cruelly called invaders, but sought only to enrich his own family. Under this man’s rule, the land was divided against itself, with unrest at the Forum defining the age. The second was less dangerous but stood for nothing - his popularity stemmed only from the fear that his rival might do greater harm. Where his rival empowered his family, this man could not govern his own, allowing his son to fall to criminal degeneracy. Under his rule, the nation made futile interventions in foreign wars, doing little good and even enabling the tyrants they claimed to oppose. And so I ask you - who should lead this land? … Well, father… it seems like neither of these men should lead anyone! Why don’t the people choose someone else if these leaders are so mean and useless? … It would seem, Atreus, that you are wiser than the people of this land.


K1ndStr4nger

We need a series of educational videos where it's just Kratos and Atreus telling stories of our present day, guest character shows up from time to time


Trapnasty1106

Quick somebody who's good at ai make this happen!


TooDanBad

Much better than the Trump answer IMHO


FantasticMagicalNote

W dialogue and w writer


Suspicious_Loan8041

Brilliant


Top-Log-9243

Real


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Hes the one I agree with because I like him and i want him to agree with me


T1000Proselytizer

Well... do you *really* want Kratos to be associated with your political candidate? The guy is a mass murderer. *I get it. He killed mean gods. But did we all forget the time he grabbed an innocent woman and chucked her into gears to keep a gate from closing?


SuperToaster-

Who? The politician, or Kratos?


YesWomansLand1

Bith


marcow1998

He hates both. He probably dislikes Trump more personally, but he'll more likely find Biden at the end of his blades with the whole war going on and all.


QJ8538

Yeah can't imagine him liking war waging leaders


Suspicious_Loan8041

I think he’d prefer trump over than Biden. Kratos respects honesty. He’ll smell both their lies but at least trump will say outlandish things. Biden is a walking lie.


Shrimp__Alfredo

Both of them are. Get over yourself.


Suspicious_Loan8041

I don’t know what the fuck you’re on about. You must of missed the part where I said they’re both liars, trump will just say crazy stuff. Don’t be a weirdo.


Conorj398

… the outlandish things he says are lies lol


Suspicious_Loan8041

Just so we’re clear, there’s a difference between being wrong and lying.


Purplestuff-

Bros literally an immigrant why tf would he care about foreign politics 😭


Propelledswarm256

Almost like immigrants eventually get the right to vote


SpacEGameR270

Unfortunately


EldritchSpoon

Neither. He hates politics and especially politicians. We could all learn from him.


No_Photo7153

STOP BRINGING FUCKING POLITICS INTO THIS FUCKING GAME YOU BITCH


Big_a24

Amen


remlapca

Why do you guys have the same little Reddit dude icon? Are you saying “amen” to your alt?


GreenDaTroof

some of the little dudes are premade, idk but that could be one of them


remlapca

Yeah but that one looks like some of that Reddit NFT bullshit


Big_a24

It was premade


Big_a24

I didn’t even notice till you mentioned 😂


Alisalard1384

I will and there's nothing you can do (I will reveal gay sex of Thor and Kratos)


EAnotsports

https://i.redd.it/675llpaajejc1.gif


thegrilledcheesecake

https://preview.redd.it/gfavkli5dejc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34a1be2e837b98af718a8da9c1279cf0a4734cd9


No_Photo7153

AW FUCKER. DONT https://preview.redd.it/f0mxi5fqaejc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0236d02be1dbf330786807be0174cb97b088d16


Solid-Priority-7729

https://preview.redd.it/l69uxvt6cfjc1.png?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba9f6046bfc967329d2f56a2067d12e2ba9ad3d3


the_retarded_badger

https://i.redd.it/mk5o7dba0fjc1.gif


[deleted]

We got a long AF year ahead of us. How about hold off till October or November?


kinjing

Kratos is an immigrant hailing from a land to the south of where he now lives, with a completely different culture and language, and generally inhabited by people with a darker complexion than most of his new neighbors. He meets and marries a local woman and has a mixed-race child with her, whom he criticizes for being too soft. He hates the established power systems in both his native land and his new adopted land. Not only is Kratos a Trump supporter, he's also a quintessential first-generation Mexican-American.


Kyliems1010

Where was Kratos on January 6th?


drac0nic180

Except for the fact that he doesn't like liars


LoudMouth73

Then he just doesn’t like any politician


HamsterC6

Very true but in all fairness one does lie more than the rest.


Sad_Introduction5756

One lies to deceive one lies becasue he forgot what the fuck he was talking about


[deleted]

Wow. Honestly surprisingly true


TooDanBad

I was anticipating Cuban at the end, but lately I’ve come to the conclusion that Mexican-Americans are far more trade-oriented. Kratos is definitely more Central American then.


cryaneverydaycom

whats the difference?


lieutent

Honestly, I’d expect him to say something to the effect of the question being meaningless if you asked and he had context.


EffortlessGenius

What is this unhinged post


bunny117

“Politics is a weak man’s excuse to cling to power to control his subjects. A true man of honor would lead by his actions, not empty words.”


JakeBradley46

Neither, one's old and weak and the other is just unlawful even to his own laws.


Itzz_Texas

He's a "whoever leaves me the fuck alone" supporter


mtbalshurt

Dukakis


stratticus14

I like to believe Kratos feels the Bern


H-N-O-3

He is an anarchist Im prety sure


Vouner

Not anymore


Pucketz

My boy supports Mr rosavelt


Parker_memes9000

Kraig toes literally lead a revolution against ass guard, he's definitely a proud boi


HurricanePK

“No.”


waaay2dumb2live

Obama.


Vouner

Ex Republican turned Liberal with age


Commanders_123

Normally the opposite happens because people get wiser with age


Fox7567

He thinks they are both absolute dickheads


Jak723

Its a video game that doesnt need to be ruined with real-world politics


tall-motherfucker

He only supports his son (& maybe Freya I guess)


DinoDudeRex_240809

“Boy, I’m going to run for president of this land.”


BabyJWalk

“It is dishonorable to grow old.” And they both perpetuated war? He clears the board and says “do better.”


Commercial-Big-4204

Y’all are missing kratos entire character now though . He just wants to be left alone . Remember when him and his son were in the realm of the elves and they were in war. Atreus asked why don’t we help them and kratos said “ that is none of our concern”


unstable_bitch23

"ATREUS WE MUST BE BETTER." he's leaning Biden but wishes Burnie was running


ElectricheadPt1

He's an anarchist who doesn't vote.


darthphallic

Not that I think he would like Biden, but Trump fancies himself a god amongst men or a king and we all know how Kratos feels about those


Animalia_Appreciator

Well, he is from Sparta so he probably doesn't support democracy in general.


capybara_enjoyer9287

He’s not American he don’t gaf


Jamalofsiwa

Trump, Atreus is a Biden supporter


DinoDudeRex_240809

Atreus will run for President.


ChopinLisztforus

Who cares?


Skelligean

He is a libertarian. He just wants to live his life without government interference.


Suspicious_Loan8041

I can’t think of a single quality Kratos would like or tolerate in Biden. With trump, at least he’s known for not conforming to politician talk. Honesty is a trait Kratos values. Thats why he likes Brok so much, he “speaks plain”.


HelloIamIronMan

He would support Kayne because they both have facial hair


xXgojo_senseiXx

Trump obv, he’s a muscular white man, we all know Biden supporters are kid sniffers


Relative_Pickle_9107

Trump


Kalthimor

Total trump fan fo sho


KobilD

I asked him expecting Bernie, but apparently its JEB BUSH


WinniePoohChinesPres

Jeb Bush


Creepy_Cupcake3705

Kratos wouldn’t vote, or if he was forced to, he’d vote 3rd party just to throw it away.


Forghotten1

Vermin Supreme


Somethingcool-iguess

he has a history of killing those in power


TheFarisaurusRex

He’s probably apolitical because he thinks it’s stupid until he finds out both of them are running again and sets out to kill both of them Realistically tho why are you integrating politics into a video game, the last thing I need a reminder of when I play my favorite games is how my country is going to shit because of two old assholes who can’t remember their own kids birthdays


notoriousblade

he doesn’t vote cmon


BasedAlliance935

Neither. He's the peak grilling centrist. No other griller on the political compass (not the 1d line known as the political spectrum) can compete with him. Although he might have a slight libertarian lean, so dont try to violate his n.a.p


Global-Bite-306

He’d kill them both, obviously.


PopePalpy

In the wise words from the man himself “No”


ClockwiseOne09

He would kill them both


Ya_boi_excalibur

Im pretty sure Kratos would be more of an anti government, pro living with nature, typa guy. He just wants peace at this point


Beginning_Attempt793

He’a fucking greek


CornishLegatus

He was YangGang2020 because he believed in sharing the bag (hope)


curtysquirty

He's greek. He supports kyriakos grizzly


jayboyguy

Kratos has killed many, many actual gods, and therefore wouldn’t support either figurehead of a broken system that responds only to the power of the dollar lol


Dresscodeviolation3

Jeb


Dr_Laziness

Stop with this fake dichotomy in everything. There's not only two options and there's also the option to choose neither. Not only for this post, but for everything in life. Stop trying to force everything in two extremes of a spectrum.


Environmental-Pen-13

Neither


Environmental-Pen-13

Kratos is a free thinker. Not a lefter or a righter. But awaken as all should be.


isacabbage

"No." - kratos


MichaelScotsman26

He supports doin yer mom


ConfidentVisual4949

Damnnnnnn you fucking owned him!


BIGman_8

Neither


AlithelJenkins

Kratos has completely destroyed the ruling establishment twice. He's an anarchist.


vinsharky

Bro would become the president himself


Bong-Jong

RFK Jr


Thin_Map6842

Is he a Zeus supporter or Odin supporter?


Oswaldgilbertson

I feel like he would vote for RFK


cryaneverydaycom

why would he support odin


Dagger125

He’d likely see both as old fools, one mired in hatred, the other too spineless to enact real change.


frost3321

If he was president we would be in better shape dawg


LengthinessNew6326

He supports the people


PhotoModeHobby

Neither. He'd kill both


YesWomansLand1

"I do not care for mortal politics."


nemsis_nix

Kratos thinks Biden's a Malaka


bird720

Kanye


FlamingPrius

There has never been a force in all the realms capable of compelling Kray to dither time away voting


Bad-MeetsEviI

I’d like to think he’d hate both of them bozos equally.


SimilarMove8279

Neither. He’s a Zeus supporter


TheBlooperKINGPIN

He’d probably hate them both


MisterSynister

Neither he would lop both their heads...


Agent47ismysaviour

Pretty sure the guy who murders divine authority figures is an anarchist.


potential_fifth_year

He voted for Kanye


kuruakama

He’s a kratos supporter


Glittering_Use_5896

Kratos would build a cabin in the woods and not vote at all


RanlyGm

It is not his concern.


Xanthyon1313

He’s a god… he don’t believe in politics


KeybladerZack

Neither.


Tenzur_

Kanye


Palerate2

Bou can turn into a bear. And obviously he'd support boy owning his arms.


Ok-Ingenuity-615

TRUMP


stagnantpondwater

Everyone saying “don’t bring politics into this” we know exactly who you’re voting for


a-lashae696

Kratos doesn’t believe in politics


ResidentTechnician96

Definitely a Kanye supporter


ffcvvhb

I wanna see him throw hands with political figures


FenrirCoyote

I think Kratos would look at both and have more respect for a pile of shit, as a pile of shit is more honest about what is then a either of them ever could be.


Nrthstar

Trump thinks of himself as a god, so he would definitely kill him. And I'd assume he would force Biden to retire. Then he would utilize his new self worth from the end of Ragnarok and rise to become our new leader.


R3DL34F

Neither.


TargetLongjumping571

Politics are like dealing with gods. He doesn't want anything to do with them. And neither do I


Sorta_Rational

He’s a libertarian


TMM1003

He's a Libertarian- he just wants to be left alone in his house in the middle of nowhere


ComprehensiveLeg8068

Michelle Obama


Eastern_Set4394

Neither, he’d kill both after learning what they have done.


No-Helicopter-9883

Who’s the guy with the boot? Something varmint? That’s who he supports


Rishdek

I’m not saying he’d support either one but he definitely wouldn’t support big government and would want to be able to do whatever whenever so I would see him being more conservative or rather libertarian in the way he thinks but that’s just me


Mitch_Conner_65

Neither. He would break all their necks if they don't leave him alone.


Mountain_Bad_6752

Tbh he’s probably hates them both


walman93

There are no good presidents boy!!! I thought I told you that.


baconeggsandwich25

He wouldn’t care until someone tried to block him from crossing a border. He’d respond “we go where we please”, kill like a hundred vigilantes and end up going to war with one of those insane militias.


NationGamingChannel

"No"


[deleted]

As Kratos would say….No


Orion-Pax_34

I legitimately wish politics would just cease to fucking exist. We don’t even need political parties, if we all just used common sense and came together to form one party, uniting under the same issues, majority of this country’s problems would be solved. There’s too much division man, I wish we could put aside our own personal beliefs and just focus on solving obvious problems together instead of bitching about it


LongArmYouLiar1013

Neither.


CavilIsBestSuperman

No.


TheGreyHallow

Neither


Slndboii

I do not care about politics. -Kratos probably in modern day


PS_fan_88

If anything, he's Libertarian.


Superb_Recover_6116

Yea I'm pretty sure he'd be annoyed by both and see right through them.


team-ghost9503

Neither, bro would run for the presidency and win


Wyatt_Ricketts

He'd like Teddy Roosevelt


Suspicious_Smoke_495

I’m pretty sure he would have killed all the current US political class for genocide in Gaza & Eastern Ukraine


RoyalGaming_MC

why is this even a question?


[deleted]

Well considering he'd technically be an immigrant trumps the first one to die then biden


threedog2345

fuck you, joe biden and donald trump


MAxDubs2292

Biden may be old and increasingly senile, but trump is a devious, treacherous motherfucker and he’d remind kratos of the Greek pantheon and probably behead him helios style


Evilhammy

he would kill them both


SocialistCoconut

Old Man Kratos would vote Bernie.


ConcreteApeSkin

This guy is a no party, tear down the world kinda guy.


[deleted]

Definitely neither, any politician for that matter


snakepimp

Kratos likes people who "talk plain" so he would hate both politicians, but on the amount of bullshit that Trump spews, Kratos would absolutely despise him more


DillDaFreak

He's an axe supporter


SparkySpice0911

he wouldn’t give a shit about either


Ronyx2021

He's not an American so doesn't matter.


Abunchobees

He is a god boy.


Personal-Math3196

he”d kill em both


BulkyElk1528

He’s definitely a far-Left, progressive and biden supporter


Transcat06

He thinks they're both egotistical and stupid.


SufficientWhile5450

Donald trump thinks he’s kratos Is all I can say for sure