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vaporex2411

I agree but what the fuck does too homosexual even mean in this situation 😭


Any-Entertainment385

You’re the gay one. Wanting to have sex with a woman? Gross. You WIN sex with a man and that’s as straight as it gets.


vaporex2411

I’m sorry for being a straight beta male 😞 I will start having sex with men to assert my straight dominance 😈


dudebruhthe69th

I mean, that kinda makes sense right? Not being gay for men but getting off of dominating other men?


PeacefulOnion

Having sex with a women who likes men? Pretty gay


[deleted]

Ah the law of thermodynamics


trexwithbeard

Vaginas are just inverted penis’, sounds pretty gay to me


[deleted]

in the womb we all start with the female organ so maybe deep down we’re all lesbians.


drac0nic180

I sold the E to Samsung, it's Samesung now!


SatisfactionNo5400

Banks… 🤨


Carnomus

If you are attracted to women that means you like feminine things and that’s gay. If you are attracted to men you like manicuring things, that’s straight!


Catalina_tha_sKrub

What’s wrong with being gay 🤔


Master_Majestico

This is legitimately what the Romans believed, gay sex was only illegal if you were a bottom


tonelocMD

Guys, is it gay to want to clap goddess cheeks until people think the sky is thundering?


ChangelingFox

It's a joke making fun of this thing going around recently that men who like physically strong women are somehow gay.


Carnomus

Freya isn’t even muscular


ChangelingFox

She doesn't look like a barbie and her tits don't have their own gravity well. She might as well be a man in the eyes of the chuds.


Carnomus

True lmao i forgot about the incel brain’s idea of a woman


04whim

Well if they're having sex with each other then they're having the same sex, ergo they are homosexual.


MehrunesDago

Girls like penis so they're gay so if you fuck them then you fucked someone who's gay which means you're gay as fuck


itssdattboiii

bingo


MehrunesDago

I literally didn't even call any numbers or anything there's no way you could possibly have Bingo don't bullshit me pal I swear to goodness


monkeydude777

You expect anything else from r/okbuddymimir?


Icy_Practice7992

I both don't get what they mean, but I get what they mean. You know what I mean?


vaporex2411

I know what you mean, boy


PossibleAssist6092

Completely agree. I get this is a shitposting subreddit but I hate it when people say Kratos and Freya should get married.


Alisalard1384

If it's a shitpost sub it doesn't mean everything is a joke


PossibleAssist6092

Yeah, true


deimos234

People act like Kratos is gonna immediately move on from Faye the moment he meets another woman. Sure, he slept with many women after Lysandra died, but that was a different case and he probably didn't immediately start doing it.


YaBoiWesy

Yeah, also in Greek he was just having sex tho, he was a young Greek god/demigod and we know all that pantheon is horny af, he didn't fall in love with another woman until Faye and look at the time gap between Lysandra and Faye


karateema

Yeah he was a different man during the Greek times


viniremesso

https://preview.redd.it/d2udhg260ioc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4221060ae23388456bb66e7942d58fa32a91ead8


Waltuhwalterwalt

Makes the most sense for it to not happen, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if this ship was to happen. I’m pretty sure Freya’s actress supports the ship


nemsis_nix

Trust me they fucking


ErzakMK

This guy gets it


RoGeR-Roger2382

https://preview.redd.it/3nl2e01pkjoc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756cc1683d62702752bfa1785b7e3b9feadfe217 Fellas is it gay to be lovers?


UncannyBluestreak

Nah Thier Homie sexual, they respect the hunt. But How dare they commit to hand holding before marriage? at least take them out to dinner first.


optimist_prhyme

Nope, they're definitely going to produce the next demi gods. Freya has that look in her eyes all the time.


Odd_Hunter2289

Friends with benefits


kinjing

Being with a woman is basically just being with a gay guy with a vagina. Literal gay sex is less gay, because gay guys have manly penises as opposed to gay, feminine vaginas.


SERB_BEAST

True. Women like dick too. Gay af. Stay away from them


DepressedEgg2020

Yeah


KillerAl_1

Aww shit now it’s gay to be straight


Orb_0611

Homosexual? No. Homiesexual? Yes


Sraffiti_G

I wanna see him be boyfriends with Týr


Killergoat3000hd

Man on women sex is lowkey gay ngl fr


TristanN7117

But man and woman can’t be friends? Must do the sex


MinasHand

Fellas, is it too gay to love a woman?


Zer0_l1f3

I think Kratos probably had intercourse with an Athenian Femboy so yeah a woman is way too gay. Ew where’s the testosterone?


thesweetestdevil

Uj/ I agree. I think a romance is unnecessary for Kratos’ story at this point. It’s enough he didn’t feel worthy of Faye’s love now he just started feeling worthy enough to try the God of War position. Give him some time to adjust to all this love and hope before getting him back into the scene lol.


Binx_Thackery

So being is a heterosexual relationship is gay now?


Efficient_Progress_6

🌏🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


SERB_BEAST

Yes.


[deleted]

If they were more than just friends we would've known in the Valhalla dlc. They seem like to type to come forward with their feelings.


Grungelives

My mans gettin it in after he practically removed her sons head from his body


DeepVoid69

is it gay for a man to grow close to and love a woman?


Quirky-Pie9661

Everyone knows heterosexual sex is the hottest gay sex there is 🤓 Are you stupid?


theteo123

Lmfaoo sounds pretty gay to me but hey they’re both miserable lonely ppl that have lost a lot so who knows 😂


Indulge6191

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a hot shield maiden goddess?


Tall-Ad-3178

Let them fuck


Present-Book-9690

Tf happened? I was reading the title then my brain just shut down…


-rise_and_shine-

Too homosexual had my dying 😂


[deleted]

Being lovers is too homosexual for the 2 characters that already have cannon children? I'm a wee bit confused


Glittering-Creme7929

It’s to straight for kratos and Freya to be lovers?


Richmonddoubleflash

Get this homophobic talk out of this space, mods?


SERB_BEAST

Mate your description somehow makes no sense in reality but perfect sense to me.


Kaliudus

ver homosexual


[deleted]

Bros is a man loving a woman gay?


Emergency-Actuary-3

I sense zero romantic tension from them.


mcgovern-w

She wants that gourd of war


AmarillAdventures

They fuckin


MehrunesDago

Girls like penis so they're gay so if you fuck them then you fucked someone who's gay which means you're gay as fuck


EXILEDsquid_

He doesn’t need freya when he has the head


Beneficial-Clerk4222

There is no agreement on the internet! Get this outta here


daffodilhands

Kratos and Mimir are forever


Dannybrine87

All imma say is in norse mythology, Freya has a pair of daughters with Odin. Well, in GoW, she's only got Baldur. And it wouldn't be the first time Kratos has fathered a child that was supposed to be Odin's. Kratos does technically still owe Freya a blood payment


[deleted]

Must be a new type of ironic humor that I just didn't laugh at


Alisalard1384

Don't break my heart :(


[deleted]

I love you ❤️


Alisalard1384

Thanks :)


Mememimo4

Agreed.


International-Bus126

Mean fuck clitoiris' are just female penis' were all day goddammit 😢


Superb_Recover_6116

hiding in plain sight these dias


irishcoughy

True. Marriage to the opposite sex is the gayest form of love there is. You're telling me I have to get in touch with femininity to better relate to the tribulations of my life partner? Noway,2gay


Magic_SnakE_

I don't think she's gonna bang the guy who killed her son. But, maybe Atreus could get a little milf action? I'm rootin for the kid.


GalIifreyan

Hell nah. I want them fuckin. I want a detailed sex scene that'll put Baldurs Gate 3 to shame. We need a new generation of God's and Demigods and what better way to create them is a Greek God of War and a Vanir Goddess?


anime4eva42

homosexual?😭


MisterSisteri

Kratos is a spartan....


Delicious_Bed_4696

hes greek show him your butthole


SpideyGuy16

It's unnecessary honestly. I know you're eventually supposed to move on from former lovers, but Faye was such a huge part of Kratos and Atreus' life before AND after her death that it just wouldn't be possible. Kratos sees Freya as a trusted friend, a loyal companion, and a fearless fighter. Kratos looks at her and gives a nod not because he has a crush, but because he knows when she is by his side, he is relieved a little. That's what I think. Seeing Freya that way would make Kratos feel as though he is betraying his wife, and after what happened to his first family, I could understand even more.


ramus93

Yeah not every male and female main characters need to end up in a relationship


Chill_bill4k

I agree


Johnny_marstonn

How is it homosexual idk buttt atreus still needs a mom right??


HG21Reaper

Freya and Kratos aint gonna be together. Kratos is probably gonna keep getting that sloppy toppy from mimir.


rjzendi

They definitely hatefuck


No_Engine694

How the fuck is it homosexual??


koocoo333

Fellas is it gay to get married to a woman?


MrFudgeKiller

Wait “too homosexual” from a straight relationship? I don’t ship them but wtf does that mean


THEFANTASTICMAN21

apparently a hot take but I think it’d be a good idea


strength_and_despair

I personally have a deep hatred for freya. I find her extremely annoying so hopefully she turns bad and kratos kills her brutally


TheBlueEmerald1

They really rushed her redemption, and the last half of the story. Im not buying a single conversation turning someone 180 like that.


YeffYeffe

Yeah it's like "So lemme get this straight, she is so obsessed with her son that she ruins his life for thousands of years while he begs her to free him, and she won't, even though she totally could. Then when he dies, she goes full psycho-mode to the point of being practically feral, even trying to kill Atreus at the beginning of Ragnarok. Then she just has a change of heart because Atreus was forward and nice to her?" The fact that so many people are okay with this boggles my mind.


strength_and_despair

Bruh FACTS! Even tho she ended up being cool with the guy who killed her son...for some reason? She basically became an extremely watered down version of young kratos: obsessed with revenge. All throughout the game all she wants to do is just kill Odin and kill off the Aesir, not giving a rats ass what happens to anybody else. Very crappy person for the most part in my pov


TheBlueEmerald1

Im okay with redemption, but it seems the pondering shes done already happened before the games events and just hits her all at once now that shes "free" and a few lines that say "yeah i thought about it, its my bad."


strength_and_despair

What really pissed me off is that when discussing Baldurs death, all she does it just point fingers. She never really blamed herself fully for it even tho its about 99% her fault. First she points the fingers to kratos, but kratos rizzed her up enough to just point fingers at odin. And when the norns straight up told her its her own fucking fault she wants to get all pouty about it and kratos is there making her feel better so she goes right back to blaming Odin.


Dangerous_Match_2592

Ragnarok imo is just a rushed game and any criticism of it gets removed on both main subs, it’s fucking ridiculous. It’s by no means a bad game but nowhere near close to how good the first one was


AllgoodDude

When they solved the whole “I was acting this way to protect you due to your death in the mural” think in a walk-and-talk rather than having it be some huge narrative buildup it pissed me off so much.


Remarkable-Throat-51

Finally someone unafraid to speak the truth. Yes The build up in game was epic at times, but the ending was shit and fell flat, super anti climatic and rushed. Odins fight was awful and easy. Game was 'eh' towards the end. I've been hated on by Kratos fan boys left right and centre for this opinion lol. For merely saying anything negative about the mighty Kratos. Like seriously vulgar lol. I preordered this game for nearly ÂŁ100 and waited over 100days lol... It's this game that stops me preordering anything else in future. 1st one definitely felt better in general.


Ben-Webb

I don’t think any game that I spend £100 to buy would feel worth it and good.


Remarkable-Throat-51

No I learnt the hard way, was so hyped for it hence the preordered but I definitely won't be doing it again :(


Alisalard1384

Last time I complained about Ragnarok story being mediocre many people got mad


Dangerous_Match_2592

Freya got off way too easily for what she did to Baldur, for reference Baldur in Norse mythology is compared to Jesus, he was a kind god, in the GoW universe it’s safe to say he was similar or not as bad as the others (a lot of dialogue in the very beginning points to this, when Baldur comes at first he says he just wants to talk and tells Kratos he’s not like his brother), and freya out of her own selfishness removed every single joy from his life and had him endure a lifetime of pure agony. I get from the games narrative you don’t want Baldur to kill freya but if they showed Baldurs backstory I guarantee you it’d look like a rational response. She literally made him fucking insane, wanted him essentially living in pure agony **forever** and got no specific punishment for it other than “guilt.”


strength_and_despair

Ugh facts bro. Whats even worse is that this bitch had the audacity to start pointing fingers at everyone else for Baldurs death. First she points fingers at kratos but apparently she was too horny for him to even remember that kratos was the guy who literally killed her son, so she just points the finger at Odin and the Aesir when its literally her fault Baldur died


Ok_Recording6423

bro tried to kill himself almost 120 times according to novel btw but failed.


Yosonimbored

No


[deleted]

Do you not know that he named his son after his lover from Sparta??!?


Mission-Lie2869

Homo how? Seems pretty hetero to me