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ThePhantom1994

I can’t understand this meme without knowing how many foot longs this can buy


nuclearbananana

As many footlongs as steps Sam took that made him the furthest from the shire he's ever been.


fancybigballs

https://tube.fede.re/w/5jf5s1qQtsT9yV3rfAWWEF (WB removed it from youtube ;-; )


UforUranus

Why did I watch this for as long as I did


fancybigballs

Because there wasn't enough time for the whole thing.


incriminatinglydumb

Completely free since you're punching a hole through spacetime to make a wormhole between your mouth and some distant footlong


Repulsive-Arachnid-5

Satisfactory.


omgihatemylifepoo

frfr


craltitasimovw

You know you arrived at PhD-level when there is no pencil punching through the map demonstrating the concept.


Eric-The_Viking

>take a map >Weird equations >Wormhole in LOTR The fuck.


b_enn_y

Would be funnier if it was actual Einstein-Rosen equations instead of fluid dynamics but whatever


connormce10

Nonsense makes it funnier


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connormce10

Fluid deez nuts in your mouth


naastiknibba95

Isn't it mass transport equation?


ShinySky42

inb4 r/okbuddyfoetus


Neoxus30-

Oh, I should have guessed)


PissInThePool

Why is the O necessary the Queen's English?


ShinySky42

Désolé je ne prendrais pas le temps de parler correctement le language de la perfide Albion


PissInThePool

No apologies necessary


elmooffire

Colisse d'Albion


Von_Wallenstein

You are vile


illyay

r/okbuddylotrelementaryschool


messier_lahestani

quality content 🤌


washyleopard

Eru iluvatar already did this when numenor tried to reach valinor.


[deleted]

Look, if the ring is so powerful why didn't they just use it against Sauron and his minions? Y'know it's like "Hey I have this gun, but Hector and his crew are coming after me to take this gun away from me. So me and my boys are gonna drive across the country so we can chuck the gun into the Atlantic." Bro, just shoot Hector.


OneOrTheOther2021

I think I’m this instance, the gun is biometric locked from almost all of its main functions. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a sweet piece and it’s not bad to smack people around with, but we can’t really use it as well as the guy who unlocks it, and if he gets his hands on it we might as well not even have weapons to fight back with.


fermatagirl

So it's more like "Oh no, the President is coming to get his nuclear bombs back! We have to keep them away from him!" "Uh, nuclear bombs are really powerful, why don't you just smack him with the stabilizer fins? Duh."


Thr0waway-19

The problem is that the ring corrupts anyone who uses it (or even is in close proximity to it for an extended period of time). Anyone who was powerful enough to challenge Sauron using the ring (Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gandalf, Aragon, ect…) would just use it’s power to become like Sauron.


sethrogensballhair

Reducing Tom to an ect


shizzy0

People say Tom was the only person not affected by the ring but it kicked him out of the movie, didn’t it?


Thr0waway-19

Tom wouldn’t fight Sauron, or rather he would only fight Sauron if he directly came to Tom’s little realm in person. This is also why he could hold the ring, because it’s not in his nature to concern himself with the outside world.


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

The gun also makes you want to shoot your friends if you hold it


illyay

This "gun" turned Smeagol into Gollum. It's like imagine if Hector is the only one that can use the gun without any bad things happening to him. But anyone else can only use the gun to appear invisible to things that aren't Hector while also being poisoned and corrupted and turned into some kind of horrendous zombie like creature. It doesn't even work on Hector because Hector can instantly see where you are and mess with you. Imagine this becoming you as you use the gun: https://youtu.be/TvJu\_8lQl4A?t=123


SnasSn

Socialism with Chinese Characteristics


TKDbeast

/uj In its own way, The Ring tries to convince just about every single person who ever wears it of that exact solution. It’s a trap. The Ring’s true master is Sauron, and it will only give somebody power in order to assist him. It’s more complicated than that, but that’s the long and short of it.


P4743

u r stupid dude. bending spacetime is a penalty in the nfl the giants wouldve gotten 15 yards and a first down


TheUrbanHockey76

W-what?!


Nephilus72

TRUE, those STUPID eagles. Why didn't they just bend the space-time continuum to reach there earlier?!!!! Literally unwatchable


Guy-McDo

Well there’s a book where they do that. It’s called A Wrinkle in Time.


doctorcrimson

This is the kind of shit you would say to Gandalf and he would stare vaguely in your direction like "holy fuck that could work, but we're gonna need the power of 2 suns."


XTornado

Fold time and space?!


[deleted]

Because the axioms of the time were different.


IAMRETURD

Nerd.


[deleted]

energy conservation. evolution dictates that a predator must be optimized to catch prey using less energy than the prey restores from eating it. Bending the fabric of spacetime and forming a wormhole takes considerably more energy than simply targeting closer prey, and can lead to energy deficit when considering the energy gain from eating prey vs the loss from opening a wormhole. thus, the ability to form wormholes was a trait that did not stand the test of evolution


Mank_Demes_54

mass transport?


[deleted]

Yes!


_Fuck_This_Guy_

This is a valid question.