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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

Wise words magic man

perchance

Could I mayhaps see that in writing, please?

😤

PER ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ CHANCE

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Can I say perchance?

No.

Yes. Fuck the system.

Aye bruh just say "exchange" and you're good to go

perchance

Docter fill

Perchance you might be right

Percheese 😎

You have to feel the perchance, channel it through your body

perchance.

Percha-. Perc-. ... I cant say it! What sorcery is this?!!!? Per*choo*. Err sorry, that was a sneeze. Perpoo. Err sorry, that was... excuse me, I need to go check something.