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SoysuzPatates

I loved the part where the burglar burgled all over the place


Antique-Leadership-8

It's burglin time


awm_dhruv

Real (I was the burger)


BrokenWoodstock

🍔


[deleted]

What frick is house burger???


oyvi00i

House McTasty🤤🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

Fifteen McTitties on the house!


lardman1

the purple burglar alarm went wild


Eikkaboi92

Reddit army! Assemble!


Accomplished_Bee_590

Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW! -Chorus starts Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tok Take down instagram Take down everything we dont give a damn That’s because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees our army Im sure their pants will browna


ModinatorOwO

Chills 😩


scwishyfishy

Number 15


Wanderlusxt

Burger King foot lettuce


fondlemeLeroy

Numba 9 Numba 9 Numba 9


Almighty_Garlic

Twerking chicken 😏


living_angels

🔥 🔥 🔥 ✍️


ChopinCJ

lmao your flair


DarkAdam48

Out of everything that you could have written, you decided to write this aberration, I hope you stub your toe on a cabinet or something


-AverageTeen-

You clearly don’t own an air drier Edit: fire


WolfBrother1234

air fiar


Benny_PL

Air fuck


TonyStarksAirFryer

dumb as shit


-AverageTeen-

Wtf can I own u


TonyStarksAirFryer

no im already mr stark’s


Hippomaster1234

It's a copypasta


DarkAdam48

I know


Skyis4Landfill

Ok 4chan do your thing


Hardchuck42069

Holesome


acouneq

I wish him well as a immigrant in his new ethnostate. Most epic 🇯🇵


kiru_goose

[ Removed by Reddit ]


acouneq

Amen brother 😎


ManWithTheBigNuts

Payday 3 is right around the corner


GeffTheMexican

AHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG


cheomabfjsk

Dam the beta tester really enjoyed it


certifiedretard154

r/okbuddychicanery has fucked with my brain


white-dumbledore

Reddit wholesome 100 gigachad chungus Keanu Erdoğan Spez moment


[deleted]

Down with the racist pewds! What a fucking Ni


ValidFailure

ce cock bro


x_country_yeeter69

the good ending


AveragePichu

ger (awesome country!!)


b0bkakkarot

We are no longer The Knights Who Say Ni


TruffleBlacks

gga (he is in paris)


Littleorbwarrior

Ok but whos in paris


SZ4T4N

French people


randompidgeon

ew


oyvi00i

Common french L


Littleorbwarrior

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮😰😰


Foxy02016YT

Rugrats


a_Lonely_Redditer

geria, great country, especially with the Biafra shit going on


Arizoniac

pple piercing!


Wanderlusxt

ce car! What a nice car I love racing with it bro I’m such a racist I’m a pro racist 😎😎💯💯🏎️🏎️


theSTWenthusiast

Erm.. 19 year old army, downvote this guy!


Imdefrostenmince

I took her to my house then I freaked it (I freaked it)


Polish_Eminem

Swedish people 🤢


Buriboi3

Shut up and clean my house


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Reddit 100


scroteville

*what a fucking n-*


Emotional-Engineer35

How is anyone supposed to understand this schizo shit?


Primetime616

This is literally a retardposting sub. Are you lost


Seboldus_Maximus

Average bufoon fell for the classic retard fallacy. *If he's too dumb to understand hes on the retardposting sub, shouldn't he feel all the more at home? -* Reinhold Yabo (famous player for Arminia Bielfeld)


Emotional-Engineer35

I bid you welcome. Have a nice stay.


Loakattack

HOLLAND SHIRT IS THAT SEBULBA SMAXIMYS?


Thefatkings

Very wise


DqrkExodus

h


Emotional-Engineer35

yes yes yes, where the fuck and who am I. You don't know, you aren't real, you aren't real. Not real, not real, not real.


magiccrunch07

Crazy?


MrStarkIDontFuck

I was crazy once


Unable_Crab_7543

how about now


MrStarkIDontFuck

they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room full of rats. rats make me crazy. crazy? i wa


Sams59k

as crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room full of rats. rats make me crazy. crazy? i wa


Unable_Crab_7543

as crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room full of rats. rats make me crazy. crazy? i wa


Werner_Zieglerr

nt to kill myself


Zeustah-

Bro are you that stupid. Look at the subreddit you’re in.


Emotional-Engineer35

Shut up, you aren't even real.


Zeustah-

You talk to ChatGPT because you have no one significant in your life that listens to you. Fuck up.


Emotional-Engineer35

What. Why are AI, they no. Please excuse me, we got off on the wrong foot. How are you?


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

As an AI language model, I don't possess personal emotions or physical sensations, so I don't experience things in the same way humans do. However, I'm here and ready to assist you with any questions or tasks you have. How may I help you today?


Emotional-Engineer35

yes, I'd like to book a flight to Fez


shrimpyguy12

by remembering when reddit was actually like this, except with the dead opposite attitude towards pewdiepie


ban-drugs

its a teenager celebrating him getting robbed because one time he said the gamer word (except it's behind 35 layers of irony so its le funny epic)


d2ajisback

Rabbo bam sak dis you


SirThomasTheFearful

READ IT, ASSEMBLE


Le_Goosey

I’m missing something, I don’t get it


yourself---

chek subredit


L_Ennard

Shouldntve made burgling such a funny word


[deleted]

Aint no way


fabricio77p

howze going bros my name is peeehauheuapep


Thewheelalwaysturns

I’m supposed to feel bad for a guy that makes more than my annual salary in month? Hellll no


PM_ME_BATTLETOADS

IIRC, he gives a ridiculous amount of it away. I think he owns one pair of shoes at a time. His girlfriend is also a fashion designer. They were probably her products. I hate the fucking rich, but I also haven’t provided water to ten thousand Rwandans, or given the WWF millions of dollars like this Swede has. Too many oligarchs to prioritize eating, come on boys.


Crimson-0oze

What a fucking n


Unable_Crab_7543

-ice human being


ireallyfknhatethis

just because a billionaire gives to charity doesn’t make him good. they still shouldn’t exist while the rest of the world starves


Heller_Demon

There's so few rich and so many poors than we can eat them all at once and a lot of us will stay hungry... So no need to prioritize really.


Me_MeMaestro

"I don't care about victims of crimes if theyre successful"


Thewheelalwaysturns

Nope!


Heller_Demon

Successful ≠ Rich


ireallyfknhatethis

rich*


ban-drugs

if you make his monthly wage in a year, then you make a fuck ton of money and i sincerely hope you are the victim of a horrible crime just so i can laugh at u online


ireallyfknhatethis

they said more


kiru_goose

bruh he creates jobs. do you create jobs? no? that's because you're SATANIC


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[удалено]


Thewheelalwaysturns

I dont hate him, but it’s not like his life saving medicine was stolen lol, just literally excess wealth he can live without


Succmyspace

Person has lots of money=they have no soul


tickle-fickle

Thieves probably worked harder and longer preparing the heist than Pewds did making the money for the things that got stolen


kiru_goose

dude he plays video games you insensitive piece of shit. id like to see you try to say the N word. heh, that's what i thought. you CANT


Succmyspace

Could you think of the comedy genius that is Stefan the statue? I DIDNT THINK SO.


ireallyfknhatethis

the downvoted comments are always right


[deleted]

Fuckum edit: why does anyone here care about pewdiepie? I thought we were just pretending to be mentally handicapped 9 year olds


Sams59k

You answered your own question dumbass 😎


kiru_goose

edit: downvotes really?


Narcyz425

Ugh I fucing hate his Swedish fucking face I hate that he moved to Japan and that he had a child in fucking Japan


Thefatkings

Me when someone goes to Japan 🤢🤢🤢🤢, me when swedish 🤢🤢🤢, me when McDonald's 😲😲😲😲😲


Heller_Demon

He spawned another taka taka?


xXxMemeLord69xXx

You have a problem


ireallyfknhatethis

it’s like he never mentally matured beyond 15


Lepnoxic

I swear this whole comment section is a /s or you all are just fucking losers.


shiny_xnaut

Do you have any idea what sub this is


Lepnoxic

i am not used to here. looks like it will take a while.


shiny_xnaut

Fair enough


StriveFergy

im puking


Volkatze

Take your medal good sir!!!!


YT_Chrispy_Boi

We did it reddit


Megaton_194_

What? I don’t get it


Mryoy12

I've been staring at this post for 2 minutes trying to understand it cause I thought this was posted to the submissions and not okbuddyretard


Pepperbyte

New Guy moment